Northern Arizona State Teachers College - La Cuesta Yearbook (Flagstaff, AZ)

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Cuesta irtvptuiui Jrnm tbr iBnltlr By LYDIA Dear Lydia: Since aiuomolMles have taken the place of liorses what do the poor veterinarians do? Lovingiv ' oiir, MANNA WORE JORDAN Answer — Di niiMiding Colts. Mi Jordan: They work in gun factorier; My dear Lydia: Next Saturday my wife returns from the hosi)ital, bringing- with her our three three-weeks ' old babies. As a surprise, I have had a nursery finished and I would like a name l)laced ai). ' ive the door that will lend atmosphere. Please help me. Love and kisses. POP Answer — Dear Pop: Three babies, three weeks old, one i-oom —well, I ' d suggest calling it a BAWL ROOM. Lydia dear: I ' m to become a chauffeur in two weeks. The only thing Ijothering me is — I have to .sleeji over the garage and I simplv can ' t slee]) in a strange bed. What shall I do? Yours, X. AUST BARTH An.svvcr — Now Bob, you just go to your boss and ask him to let you come a few days early and sleep in the new bed and when it ' s time to start to work vou ' il be used to it. Lydia: My traveling salesman has asked me to marry him at last, but he said he can love me only from February to May and September to December. Isn ' t that funny? I SIIUDNO COFFEE Answer — Dear Miss Coffee: Nothing funny about that at all. He is just traveling the other months. Darling Lydia: Did you hear about the fellow that fell out of ten-story window yesterday? They say he wasn ' t hurt a bit. Tell me about it. Yours truly, SUE SPICION CONELLY Answer — Dear Miss Conelly: Why when he fell there hap- pened to be a truck of soda water going under the window at just the right time, and as the truck was filled with soft drinks he was unhurt. Dear Lydia : I am 23 years old and ride a bicycle. Last Sun- day a cow chased me for miles. I later found out that she was angry with me because she lost her calf. Why pick on me? I am yours. Answer — Andy dear you for the calf ? I. NEVERSHAVE DEVINE Could it be possible that the cow took

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Tjt Cuesta Dearest Lydla: Isn ' t it wonderful that Christopher Columbus took two schooners and discovered America? Sincerely, IZZZY LYING HERMAN Answer — Dear Joe: Yes, it vvas wonderful in those days but don ' t you try anything like it because if you took a couple of schooners made of the stuff they are using now days, it ' s hard telling what you would discover. Dear Miss: Last night, 1 met the one man for me. He said something that made me awfully angry. He said that he wasn ' t married but that didn ' t keep him from raising families. Isn ' t that awful? Yours truly, ' IMA NICEGIRL COX Answer — Dear Miss Cox: You shouldn ' t take offense at that; he meant nothing wrong. He may be single but he probably is an elevator operator. Dearest Lydia: You know everything; can you tell me the difference between an umbrella and a woman ? I. KNOWEVERYTHING HEYWOOD Answer — Dear Miss Heywood :That ' s easy. You can shut an umbrella up. Whatsa? Dear Lvdia : Do chestnuts have legs? I. KNELOTT DUFFY Answer — Dear Miss Duffy: Of course not. You must have swallowed a worm. Dear Lydia: One of the questions asked in the mail carriers ' examination was as follows: What has four legs and flys all around? Do vou know? With love, WHYBE SOBER CARNELL Answer — Dear Innocence : You want me to say, Two robins, which makes four legs and fly all around, but I won ' t. Instead, I will say, A dead horse and flies all around. Dear Lydia: I am doing a little research work concerning prohibition. One thing I don ' t know is, do you know when a man is dead drunk? Please enlighten me. Yours, lAM WORRIED DETLOFF Answer — If your mother won ' t tell you I will have to. He is dead drunk when he comes home late, jnits the candle in bed, and then blows himself out. My friend Lydia: Uncle Zeke says he gets shaved in a barber shop, still he hasn ' t been there for many years. How do you figure it? Lovingly, JILL LETBLADES PETERSON Answer — Dear Miss Peterson: That ' s clear, mug there. He iust left his 3. :. a. -ir jL t . £ . ' itrsr £ , mj 2 M