Northern Arizona State Teachers College - La Cuesta Yearbook (Flagstaff, AZ)

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— .1 . J ,, II J isi Cues ta I have set the styles for all America and Eiuodc foi ' tlie last twenty- five years and will c( ntimie to do so foi- fifty more. My voice is heard a great deal alxuit the campus ext illiiijr the virtues of a Dramatic club. TUliK WAV— Heing horn haiidsonie instead of talented was, 1 admit, a great drawback ; but I gradually overcame my misfortune. I be- came the athletic star of Soutliern Arizona, and then I invaded Flagstaff. I carried everything before me like a whirlwind, and coiuiuered all. I am now the accepted artist of N. A. T. C, and Susan (list ' s rejected suitor. ! always take great care that my footl)all suit fits me well and is securely fastened to my fleet, gri)und-si)urning foi ' m. IlKLEN WRKJUT— My personal appearance has always been the same as my charactei- and speech. I am tall and dignified, and my speech and actions are cute and clever. I am especially talented along the vamping lines. (See Mr. Bud Clark, U. of A.). Andy Devine was too much for me, however; so I willed him to the girls of N. A. T. C. Maybe they can make a man of him. JERRY McCORMICK— Life has been unkind to me. I was always a misunderstood sort of girl until I met Bob, and then I was so misunderstood that I married him. Time will tell! My enormous size and loud voice have always made me a conspicuous figure on the campus. I know 1 am always dowdy looking in appearance but some things can not be helped. Finis Quad erat demonsto The End That ' s All q c; i i6.

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Xa Cuesttt ijom 3 leramr Jamnua ANDY DEVINE— Owing to the peculiar importance that I gain from the varioub schools that I ' ve attended, I find that there are none in this small school that suit my temperment. Some of them I find are too conceited, others do not use the color rouge to match my com- plexion, and still others have not participated in sufficient school activities to become as famous as I have; and the shy retiring sort of girl does not appeal to me at all. CLARENCE SCHALANSKY— When I was in Miami, I heard of the terrible lack of he-men up here at Flagstaff ; so I came. My beautiful physique and bear ' ing earned for me the admiration and envy of all, especially Natalie Sterling whom 1 afterwards married ; and who is, I might say, my severest critic and friend. I would advise all men to take Physical Education from Coach Jessuppe to bring them to my level of development. VIOLET RAUDEBAUGH— I became important because of my ability to wade in the mud and sit on the cold, windy, pest house steps and converse with Ray; also because of my love of the Gun club vicinity. My great- est talent is in chorus work whei ' e my million-dollar smile went over big. LOIS PARKER— My unusual hair combing made me instantly famous on this campus. I am the quietest girl in Bury hall, but I never receive any credit for it. The faculty has offered to purchase me a little red wagon to carry my vast assortment of books and notes around. MAXINE BAILEY— I have three claims to importance. 1. I am Natalie Sterling ' s greatest rival ; 2. I take Physical Education to be prepared ; 3. I am Turk Way ' s affinity. Lady B. always lets me tell the boys good night. (She doesn ' t always know it, but I do). I live in Phoenix when I can no longer bear the site of this town. HOWARD DENMAN— I, ladies and gentlemen, I am the founder, editor, staff and newsboy of the N. A. T. C. publication. The Pine. 1 consider The Pine the greatest publication ever produced — one that Randolph Hearst would be proud of. Every issue has been on time, and has been distributed in an orderly manner to the student body. I am also the coach of the football team and a member of the faculty. I thank you. JOE HERMAN— My sole claim to prominence comes from living in California.

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Xa Cuesta A (Errrtbh A mnltmT (Excerpt from the Coconino Sun, reported by Krazy Ki i) Mitvalskv stood his ground bravely as the battling thousands lore down the gate of the Sahara Desert and let the Red Sea in. His Palm Beach suit was hung with icicles, and perspiration lan in rivelets down his face. The Northern Lights were playing beautifully over the Gulf Stream and Palm Beach (or maybt ix was Rex Beach) as Mit picked up the 1000-lb. shot and threw it over the Lawrence River onto the green grass of the Canadian side. The snow flew up in the clouds as the shot fell. Just then Mr. Deaver drove up in his new Ford Straight 8 with Miss Perkins by his side. Mit, in his fur coat, climbed out of the sticky Iowa mud and onto the running-board. Mr. Deaver pulled the window down while Mit blew the dust from his broad-brimmed Stetson hat. A herd of cattle, belonging to Tex Patton, flew over just then : and Mit, in football suit, tore after them, tackling them and bringing them back to earth. As Mit, in his dinner jacket, ascended the steps of the Main Building for his eight o ' clock class, the steps were covered with a thin coating of cold, glittering, brittle, boiling hot ice. As Mit removed his sweat-shirt. Coach Jessuppe came in a lovely spring frock of rose taffeta with lace and silver ribbon trimming. The hot summer wind laden with snow from the Painted Desert blew through the auditorium disturbing the symetrical design of Mr. Bellwood ' s hair which lay upon the table. With a cry of rage, Mit pounced upon the bars and yelled, Who will hike by stage with me to Phoenix alone? Harry Hansberger answered he would ; and donning his track suit and a pair of ear muffs, he set forth upon liis perilous journey, Mit loaning him an axe for use in case the burning building should collapse on him. When the diving suit was finally arranged to Harry ' s liking, he stepped over the side of the boat and descended into the basement to his regular typing lessons. After a wait of two hours diving, during which tim.e air was