Text from page 72:
Search for Classmates, Friends, and Family in one
of the Largest Collections of Online Yearbooks!
Your membership with E-Yearbook.com
provides these benefits:
- Instant Access to Millions of Yearbook Pictures Online
- Full Access to High-Resolution, Full-Color Images
- Search, Browse, Read, and Print Yearbook Pages
- Access College, High School, and Military Yearbooks
- Support the Schools in our Program by Subscribing
CDIJNIEI. T0 GIIQLI
fWith Apologies to Robert I-Ierrickj
After very careful consultation and intri-
cate study, there are those of us who will
admit that girls, when well-humored and
well-fed are almost human. That is, they
walk, talk, and breathe-although most of
them can't seem to realize. Perhaps it is
their talkativeness that causes the most
After further collaborating on the subject,
some of us have drawn up a code which, if
followed religiously, will never fail to bring
its aspirant into the limelight-one way or
At parties be the first one upstairs in order
to start the group discussion. Also remem-
ber, she who stays up the longest is the most
popular with the boys.
If offered two dates for the same evening,
accept both. This will enable you to surprise
one of them and the joke will long be re-
membered hy him.
Always apply make-up with a putty knife.
This brings out your aristocracy. You have
more where that came from.
When on a date, always let other boys
know you are around. Play 'idrop the hand-
kerchief" if necessary. Remember, your dale
only brought you. He has no strings on you
Never pass a mirror. Always stop to dab
into your compact and dab on some paint.
tvhen in the company of your escort,
strive to complete the biography of another
boy's life. He will probably love biographies
-especially as you are so interested in him.
Never acknowledge the fact that a boy
might have some degree of intelligence, for
there is always the danger of conceit.
Always make all the plans so that you may
have your own way. Remember, you are
right! What boy would ever dare to make
Girls, all the "best-dressed" have a com-
plete wardrobe of angora sweaters-one for
every suit her boy-friend has. It's best to
have them in contrasting colors such as white
ones for blue serge, etc.
Last of all, there is always the girl who
makes her escort carry her combination tool
kit and lunch box in his coat pocket. fThis
sometimes goes under an assumed name such
as hand-bag or pocket-book.J She troubles
him often for it but is so sweet and coy he
hasn't the heart to say anything at the time.
lVhen you have memorized these ten com-
mandments, a short course on how to acquire
a steady line of chatter and a fluttery dis-
position will enable you to attend all social
functions with never a fear of feeling out
of place. You now are the possessor of the
mastery of "How to lVin Friends and Influcnce
T0 A DEIK
Oh wooden bearer ot' paper and lead,
Whose hardy back has never bled
From pupil's knife or pencil lead.
Your cries are fewer than the men
YVho with their power rule the land.
For some, you help them through a test,
And yet, for others you express
The name which often they caress.
And whether I go East or West,
I'll not forget you-'WVooden Desk."