North Dallas High School - Viking Yearbook (Dallas, TX)

 - Class of 1946

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lust give me a man With a million or two Or one who is handsome Would happily do. A dashing young fellow Is swell any day. Or one who is famous Would suit me okay. But if the man shortage Should get any worse Go back to the very First line of this verse. 24' Mr. Knapp: "lack Carpenter, go to the front of the room and make a speech on football." lack: "lVIr. Chairman, and friends, football is - was - well - ugh - ugh. Gee, Mr. Knapp, why not give me a subject I know something aboutl" JF Did you hear about the little moron who: Had all his teeth pulled so he could have more gum to chew? Thought that Western Union was the underwear cowboys wore? X' Professor: "Are there any dumbells in the room?" A long pause followed and then a freshman rose. Professor: "Why do you consider yourself a dumbell?" Freshman: "Well, not exactly that, but I hate to see you standing alone." X- It has often been said that God made man after the monkey. I think God made monkey because he was dis- gusted with man. x- Two Negro soldiers were sitting in a foxhole out in no man's land during an enemy shelling and this is what they said: Bastus: "What you scared about black boy? Look at me, I ain't scared. l know none of them shells is got my name wrote on it." Blackout: "Listen man, I know none of them shells got my name on 'em." Bastus: "Well, what you worried 'bout then?" Blackout: "It's de ones marked 'to whom it may concern' thats botherin' me. Page One Hundred Forty-fix Proverb: A modest girl never chases a man, nor does a mousetrap chase a mouse. 14- Bathing Beauty-Msomething worth wading for. me "Here lies the body of Samuel A. Bean, Proposed to Louise and called her Irene." 1+ "Oh, Chester, dear, why did you have to turn out the light?" "I wanted to see if my pipe was still lit" JF Elevator man: "Here is your floor my boy." Young boy: "What do you mean? I'm not your boy and you're not my father." Elevator man: "Don't get angry. I brought you up didn't I?" x- What would a man be doing if he got up at two o'clock in the morninq to write poetry?" "Going from bed to verse." JF The ballplayers in a western city were delighted by the news that the army had classified their most promin- ent umpire 4F. Reason: Faulty vision. JF At a military funeral the aged mother of the deceased fainted as the volley was fired. "My gosh, they've shot Grandma," shouted the little boy. X- A man ordered steak and was asked by the waiter, "And how did you find your steak?" He answered, "Oh, I just happened to lift up one of the potatoes and there it was." 2+ A group of English soldiers and a Negro soldier were indulging in a friendly game of poker. First soldier: "I say, l'll bet a pound." Second soldier: "Well, old top, l'll bet five pounds. Negro: "I don't know how you gentle- men bet your money, but I raises you three tons."

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