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Page 143 text:
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In sincere appreciation of the patronage and friendship of the entire stu-
dent body and faculty of the Dallas High Schools for the
past twenty-four years.
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Page 142 text:
A woman driver had just run down
a pedestrian and she stopped and hol-
lowed, "Look out."
The man raised himself off the street
and said, "Egad, are you coming
A New Yorker was showing his na-
tive city to one of his friends from out
New Yorker: "Now this building was
built in six months."
Friend: "Oh, that's
where l come from we built one twice
that big in five months."
New Yorker: "This
building was built in
Friend: "What about it. We built a
sixty-eight story building in just a year."
Friend: tComing to Empire State Build-
ingl "Whats that building?"
New Yorker: "Well, l'm sure l don't
know. lt wasn't here fifteen minutes
a year and a
"Are you looking for work, young
"Not exactly, but l'd like a job."
Tommy: "l'Ve eaten beef all my life
and l'm as strong as an ox."
limmy: "That's funny, l've eaten fish
all my life and I can't swim a stroke."
Horse Sense-That which keeps a
horse from betting on a man.
Billy Lemmon: "l'm indebted to you
for everything l know."
Mr. Norton: "Oh, don't mention such
a mere trifle."
Visitors always make us happy:
some when they come and others when
Absent minded professor Centering a
telephone boothjz "Fourth floor, please."
Viking Ioke Editor: "There's some-
thing l've always wanted, and never
been able to get."
Miss Bertrand: "That's a laugh!"
Pug? Om' Hundred Thirty-High!
And there was the Freshman who
tried to get a passage to Europe on the
S. S. Knapp.
Cop: "Hey, you can't do that!"
Carolyn Weaver: "Why not? A right
turn is wrong-the left turn is right. lt
isn't right to turn right, because the right
turn is wrong. lf you wanna turn right,
turn left, and-"
Cop: "Aw, go ahead!"
North Dallas Student Ccoming into a
storel: "Say, how about trying that suit
on in the window?"
Salesman: "Sorry, but you'll have to
use the dressing room."
"What is a genius, Pop?"
"A genius, son, is a man who can re-
write a traveling salesman's jokes and
get them accepted by the Ladies Home
"What did you get for your birth-
"You know that new Chrysler sport
roadster we saw in the window last
"Well, l got 55.00"
Mrs. Ransome: "What would happen
if a colored waiter were to drop a plat-
ter of turkey?"
Smart One: "The humiliation of Afri-
ca, the destruction of China, the over-
flow of Greece, and the fall of Turkey."
A pedestrian had fallen into a man-
hole and called for help.
"Dear men," said a gentleman who
happened along, "have you fallen into
"Not at all," was the reply. "As you
seem interested l will say that l just
happened to be down here and they
built the pavement over me."
Helen: "l wonder what men talk about
when they're off by themselves."
Nellie: "Probably the same things we
Helen: "Oh, aren't they awful!"
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A woman is judged by her company,
but not until they have left.
A man was speeding along the road
in his car. A state trooper caught up
with him and made him pull over to the
side of the road.
"Why were you going so fast?"
"My brakes are bad and I was hurry-
ing home before I had an accident," re-
plied the driver.
First Ioe: "Your car has no horn, has
A 'Second Ioe: "No, it doesn't need one."
First Ioe: "Why?"
Second Ioe: "Because it says 'Dodge
Brothers' on the front of the car."
Mr. Syron: "What is the chemical
formula for water?"
Chem. I Student: "I-I I I K L M N O."
Mr. Syron: "What are you talking
about? Stop babbling."
Student: "Well, sir, yesterday you
told us it was H to O."
A famous pianist was hired to play
for an ambitious amateur singer.
T lady continually sang off key.
At last the accompanist turned to her
"Madam," he shouted, "I play the
black keys, I play the white keys: but
still you sing in the cracks."
The teacher left the classroom for a
few minutes. On her return, she found
the class noisy and disorderly.
"How does it happen," she asked
angrily, "that I never find you study-
ing when I come back to the room?"
A piping voice answered, "Please,
ma'am," it said, "you wear rubber
Two thieves were looting a hotel roorn
when they were interrupted by a knock
at the door.
"Open up!" shouted a voice.
"What'll we do?" whispered the first
"Let's jump out the window," his fel-
low burglar replied.
"Silt we're on the thirteenth floor,"
said the first thief.
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"Listen pal," said the other, as he
thrust one leg over the sill, "this is no
time to be superstitutious."
Passenger: "You'll bring me back
safely, won't you?"
Aviator: "Have no fear, madam. I
never left anybody up there yet."
"You musn't laugh out loud in the
classroom," the teacher told Iohnnie.
"I didn't mean to do it," apologized
Iohnnie. "I was smiling and it broke."
He: "Are you sure that you've never
been out with a sailor before?"
She: "Certainly, I'm sure."
He: "Swell Where shall I meet you?"
She: "At 2100, on the starboard side
of Pier 2."
"Iohn," she called, as he drove out
of the garage, "when you're in town,
stop at the grocery store and buy a jar
of that traffic jam I keep reading about."
Father came home one night and
asked his little dears, "What have you
children been doing to help mother?"
"I washed the dishes," boasted Mary
"I dried them," answered Iunior.
The youngest smiled sweetly and
said, "I picked up all the pieces."
"I is-',' began a schoolchild.
"I am," corrected his teacher.
So he proceeded, "I am the ninth let-
ter in the alphabet.
I-Ie fin restaurantl: "A scientist says
that what we eat we become."
She: "G-ood, let's order something
Lecturer Cafter his speech? "Give my
check to some charity."
Chairman: "Would you mind if we
add it to our special fund?"
Lecturer: "Not at all. What is the fund
Chairman: "To enable us to get bet-
ter lecturers next year."
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