North Central High School - Tamarack Yearbook (Spokane, WA)

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CLASS PROPHECY 2 NORTHERN LIGHT M THE Spirit of North Central, gQ'S,f3 do, hereby declare that, on the thirty-first day of the month of 'QBLQWQ5 December, in the year of our H- A Lord, nineteen hundred and ,AV f' thirty-tive, Merlin, soothsayer E of his majesty, the late King 2255, Arthur, did appear before me, ' saying, Hearken, ye spirit of North Central, for I, Merlin, dogrant unto you one wish. I, the spirit of North Central, thereupon did declare unto the soothsayer, Merlin, that I desired before heaven and earth, to see the people, nay, the dignitaries with whom I held session and audience in the best years of my life. Little did I believe that shortly would appear before me the august personnel of the class of January 1922. I grant thee thy wish, quoth Merlin. Thereupon, in a procession of state, there reviewed before mine eyes, the members of the class of january 1922. Professor Zell Spry lead, in dignified pro- cession, his stalf of spinsterly school marms, his fiery locks almost cancealed by his enor- mous, entirely dignified bone-rimmed glasses, rented from W. J. Sanders for the period of his, Mr. Spry's, contract of principalship at the Hillyard high school. The worthy profes- sor's staff was found to include Misses Myrile Sheets, Wilma Maycumber, Mildred Quam, Dorothy Wurhman, Alice McKay, Arlowene Riggin, Luella De Witz and Minnie Toms. Harold Berven was with them as he-is athletic coach at Hillyard. Then, singing as if their hearts would break and as though their voices had already broken, danced Audrey Smith and Dorothy Jennings, famous vaudeville vamps. Following close upon their heels, Myron Bostwick, Donald Morissey, David Auld, Mil- ton Steiner and Morgan Allen tramped, clothed in overalls, grease and grime that mark out the successful ones in engineering. Then, I beheld the three famous surgeons, Ivan Hamrnitt, Harold W. Bigger and Clair- mont Seikerman in earnest consultation over a sick cat with Sarah Lowry as Special nurse. Miss Bergete Maydahl was taking dictation from Harvey Brassard for whom she is pri- vate secretary in his wholesale slam establish- ment. She is at the head of the list of stenog- raphers including Cecil Skinner, May Miner, Irma jones, Gwendole McKay, Gladys Buss, Isabel Henry and Zona Hubbell. Clerking in the same establishment were Misses Erma Koentopp, Marjorie McConahey and Lorraine Preston. Next, a scene came to my eyes which start- led me but brought back the old days in room 305. Before me, I saw O'Leighton Bailey who had been unanimously elected to the posi- tion of managing the hot air furnace for Me- phistopheles. Gthers who had contracted with his excellency for furnace work because of misdemeanor at North Central were Ralph Olsen, Donald Miller, William Hunter and James Symonds. Israel Miller passed earnestly engaged with Mr. Salzmann, whom, he declared, he was en- deavoring to teach Spanish, but Whom, it was rumored by Helen Straub, the next in line, he was in reality trying to instruct in ancient He- brew or American slang, which one she could not tell. Roy Clark, Homer Skidmore and Dale Van de VValker rollicked by with their saws and axes, floating their Saw Log Degrees. Ruth Hamlin mothered a group of small orphaned Samoans, for she is a matron in a Samoan orphan asylum. Careening by on a bucking broncho, rode Neita Arrowsmith, cowgirl from Colorado. Irving Anschutz strutted by next escorting Misses Kathleen Riley, Helen Honefenger and Hazel johnson, and a chorus including Ber- 'nice Witt, Ruth Wollmuth, Marjorie Kitto, Isabel Roberts, Lucile Edgington, Margaret Acker and Elizabeth Poole, followed by Vic- tor Miller, stage manager. It seemed that Ir- ving Anschutz had at first started as a weather man but his predictions seemed to fit any cli- mate better than the one he was predicting for he was kindly asked to resign. Thus, we fnd him at the head of a musical comedy show. Then came Harley Olson, champion heavy-- weight, accompanied by his sparring partner, Jay Isham, and Eddie Rule, his manager. Following this came a long line including

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NORTHERN LIGHT INGRAM COON General course Swords and Scissors, lead BUELAH PARRILL Commercial course Glee club Girl Reserves President, '19, '20 Gaucho Land The Fire Prince Mn Mlkado Swords and Scissors EDWARD NELSON Scientiflc course Aquatic club Water carnival, '21 Rooters' club Sans Souci News staff Northern Light staff LEWIS HODGINS General course Routers' club HERNDON McKAY General course Commercial club Vice-president, fall '20 Routers' club Treasurer of News, fall '21 Honor roll Honor emblem NETTIE RUSSELL Household arts course Girl Reserves ROY CLARK Scientific course Delta I-Il Jinx, spring' '21 Traffic squad News, '17, '18 DALE VAN DE WALKER General course Rooters' club Treasurer, fall '21 Grub Stret club Federation representative, Sans Souci Engineering society Band Orchestra MILDRED G. LIVELY Household arts course Senior English club Girls' League honor roll ERWIN YAKE General course Delta club Engineering society Masque society Commercial club President, fall '20, fall '21 Football, '21 fall '21 Class play, Mary Jane's Pa Trafflc squad

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C NORTHERN LIGHT 21 Verne Cunningham and Zella Jacobson, vaude- ville swimmersg Aileen Linney, teacher of ad- vanced expression, Clara Wilkerson, suffra- getteg Mary Porter, gym teacher, Helen Carlson, costume designer, Beulah Parrill, United States senator, and La Nor Hester, second Theda Bara. Harold Harding was extracting teeth pain- fully painlessly. Ingram Coon was still going to Waterloo, while Louie Ashlock and Walton Hone care- fully sleuthed for their master, the famous comedian, Fred Marshall. Thus they passed, followed by Winnifred Copson, Luella De Witz, Mildred Lively, Gar- net McGowan, Florence McCulloch, Netie Russel and Elizabeth Walters, cooks and wait- resses at the Little Brickf' rival of Daven- ports. Margaret Slater and Evelyn Sellars, great Paderewskiettes, followed Edith Freeborg and Virginia Frost, the world-famed Latin Pro- fessorettes. Thomas Doran lead the famous Schooley's Funeral orchestra and Robert Zimmerman and Wesley Robson had succeded at the bar and defied anyone to defy their championship at handling the crowbar. Kenneth Bush passed by jingling a few of Rockerfeller's billions. He is John D.'s Hnan- cial secretary. Pauline Crowder is her boss's pet now just as she used to be teacher's pet back in 1922, true to the prediction of Helen Russum, Borneo style hairdresser. Anna Brown, Mabel Carstens and Hannah Clark are engaged as 'teachers in a make-your- self-be-seen-and-not-heard school. Then contrary to my expectations came Ad- eline Allen and Elizabeth Green who had be- come milk maids but since automatic milkers came in they have been out of work. Kellogg Finley and Harry Meyers were horse-shoers in a Ford garage. Behold, Thomas Baird, Randall Cowel, and Louis Hodgins who have completed a four year post-graduate course in order to become a salesman for a gasolene service station at Mead, ably assisted by Herndon McKay and Loran Shaw, specialists in mechanical oddities. Signed, this fifteenth day of January in the year of our Lord, nineteen hundred and thirty- six. THE SPIRIT OF NORTH CENTRAL. PAULIN E CROWDER AUDREY SMITH In witness hereof, l MEMORY Virginia Frost We leave thee, dear North Central, Go forging on alone Without thy ever-helping hand- I,ife's hardships all unknown. What though fleet time may hasten on, As pain and strife we bear, The mist of years may fade away And leave the sunshine there. The sunshine of our joyous youth, All happy and carefree, So, of the past We'll think once more, And dream, dear school, of thee.