Nogales High School - Apaches Yearbook (Nogales, AZ)

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ln The scienTiTic world The name oT Joe Ellis is well known. The paper Tells how Joe wenT To sleep The day aTTer he graduaTed and hasn'T awakened yeT. The world's heavyweighT Boxing Champion, Rudy Velasco. married his schoolgirl sweeThearT, Armida Vidal. They will make Their home in NogaliTos. Gerald Zenizo and Eileen O'Donnell have been arresTed Tor drunken driving. Gerald drove inTo The police sTaTion and Eileen insisTed on Throwing pies aT The chief-of-police: The senTence: 30 days. Cecilia TosTado is running a cooking school. She says, ToasT should be ToasTecl very ToasTiIy before ToasTing. One arTicle oT news concerns an insane asylum. Two inmaTes, Jose Yanez and Frank SoTo, have escaped To Russia To join The Bolsheviks Club. In Africa hunTing buTTerTlies is John PaTrTon, mulTi-millionaire. There is a Tull page adverTisemenT devoTed To The ConsolidaTed Puchi Food STores. They are owned by The lasT members of The Puchi Tamily, HorTensia and Gonzalo. NeiTher has ever married. The oldesT car in The world, says one arTicle, is in Nogales, Arizona. IT is a Tranvia, driven by BeaTrice ParTida and BeaTrice Salomon. For 5 cenTs They will Take you all over Town. ln The Help WanTed Column appears The Tollowing: We have been unemployed Tor The lasf 20 years. We need Help and need iT bad. Signed: Roland BiboleT, MargareT Bird. AlberT Alvarez and Henry Arana have become G Men. ln The lasT arresT They aTTempTed, someone Turned ouT The lighTs. When They were Turned on again, AlberT had puT handcuffs on Henry and Henry had puT Them on AlberT. Dan Quen has reTurned To China, and is TighTing The Japanese. EsTelIa Echevarria has iusT made a non-sTop TlighT wiTh her husband, George MabanTe, Trom Los Angeles To AusTralia. The Lucy Jury Coffee Shop adverTises Very Juicy STeaks. They are cooked by ThaT 'Famous French chef, Manuel Lopez. A Tamous Congressman, Marcella Reddoch, advocaTes more raspberry-TasTing glue on posTage sTamps. This, says Congressman Reddoch, will aid greaTly in The sale of sTamps. In Reno is Mrs. PaTTy Doyle Cohen Guerrero. You know why. Mr. Gus Franklin is There Too, Tor The same reason. The world's TasTesT dicTaTor, Mr. Lon Bellman, broke his Tongue The oTher day dicTaTing Too TasT in a shorThand class. His pupils all broke Their hands. Hidden on The lasT page of The newspaper is a small iTem. IT says: Nogales lArizonal High School is being Torn down and a new giganTic school and universiTy is being erecTed There. 4:I3w

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY I+ is a gloomy, dusfy day. The wind is blowing gusfily around a sfreef corner of New York. Slinking info view comes a familiar looking figure, benf and unshaven. He sfoops fo pick up a newspaper, dafed May 30, 1958, and in fhe lighf if is ascerfainecl fhaf fhe man is none ofher 'rhan fhaf Public Enemy No. I, Slippery George Ellis, wanfed for murder in a half-dozen sfafes. Silenfly going info a nearby alley, he slumps against The wall and begins fo read fhe paper. A screaming headline informs him fhaf a revolufion is imminenf in Russia. The brains behind 'rhe revolf, says fhe paper, is a cerfain Eugene Siddell, world-revolufionisf. He is being aided by his co-workers of fhe Bolshevik Club, Andy Beffwy and Mike Ahumada. War is predicfed. Anofher ifem in The news is fhe cabinef crisis in London. A cerfain commoner, Rufh Chernin by name, has married King George VII and as a resulf, all fhe courf has abdicafed. Her 'rhird ex-husband, Harry Morse, is reporfed fo have furned hermif and is leffing his hair grow nice and long. On fhe sociefy page are found familiar names. Jean McLurin Garcia is soon 'ro be married fo Alvin Davenporf. Jean's former husband, Carlos Garcia, has ioined fhe Foreign Legion fo forgef. Oufsianding in fhe world of sporfs is Roberf Seen, famous disfance runner. Seen says, l owe my success fo my wife, Alicia Quen. Francisco Gonzalez is adverfised in a iuggling acf wifh Carmen Leyva. George Pryor is also in The news. He is in conference wifh fhe Presidenf of fhe U. S., Alfredo Mafiella. Pryor is Presidenf of General Mofors and is now running for U. S. Senafor. His friends already call him Senafah Pryor. Presidenf Mafiella wanfs fo change all fhe money info pennies and end fhe depression. A big aeroplane crash in fhe Rocky Mounfains has broken info fhe news. The pilof, Beffwy, fried fo fake up ALL his girl friends af The same fime. Wilo, who will recov ays I+ was grand while if lasfed. In fhe uary column we see fhaf Roberf Berrellez has commiffed suicide because f fhaf famo ble dancer. Obdulia Espinoza. X5 5 rd era wrifes poefry for fhis newspaper. His Iafesf poem is An Exhorfa- 'on on fhe fiquify of fhe Flea. The poem is, Adam Had 'Em. die lfule m ied Golda Dalfon, and 'rhey own fhe biggesf dairy in 'rhe world. 2? n s Piquero i ig game hunfer. She is now hunfing for a man, and her lasf is in f nora hills. , f eafq3Q+ices we find fhe name of Irma Granfham. She and her acfor- u and, Jo ddochn re co-s in a greaf movie, The Long and Shorf of I+. aa 35? 44 I2 an C'-'ie Ci'

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