New London High School - Whaler Yearbook (New London, CT)

Text from Pages 1 - 40 of the 1921 volume:

BULKELEY NEWS Stein-Bloch and Shuman’s SPRING CLOTHING FOR YOUNG MEN to Steele’s, 227 State St., New London McGINLEY BROTHERS, REAL ESTATE, SURETY BONDS AND INSURANCE m 12, MANWARING [BUILDING, IKEW LONDON compliments of Quick Sales of Your Property) SIDNEY H. MINER REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE MANWARING BUILDING Ask “Mr. ” He Knows VLANT BUILDING ROOM 403, PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS BULKELEY NEWS New London Ice Co. PURE AND NATURAL ICE PHONE 272 350 BANK STREET IF THE TONGUES OF SNITKINS SHOES COULD SPEAK, THEY’D SAY “ Mighty good, try me once and you'll callag SNITKIN’S SHOE STORE IRVING M. SNITKIN, Prop. 673 BANK STREET, NEW LOND The National Bank of Commerce OF NEW LONDON, CONN. Capital Stock, $300,000.00 Surplus and Profits, $422,000.00 For Service, Speed and Durability RIDE IN A JORDAN Howard Street Garage, Agents PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS BULKELEY NEWS The Joseph Fine Co. ‘CHE KUPPENHEIMER HOUSE IN tKEW LONDON 56 STATE STREET The J. 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PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS BULKELEY NEWS B. Gardner Storage Co. TELEPHONE 595 Blackball Street, New London Huber Chittenden COATS, SUITS ANT) DRY GOODS ‘Plant Building, New Londor WILLIAM BELCHER. President ALFRED COIT. Secretary-Attorney CHARLES E. WHITE. Treasurer GEORGE WHITTLESEY. Asst. Treasurer The Savings Bank of New London A {Big, Strong, Friendly {Bank DEPOSITS $15,035,379.00 SAFE DEPOSIT BOXES FOR RENT IF YOU HAVE NO ACCOUNT WITH US. WHY NOT START ONE NOW 63 MAIN STREET, NEW LONDON, CONN. Fisher, Florist FLOWERS AND PLANT GIFTS FLOWER-PHONE 58-2 BULKELEY NEWS N. M. RUDDY Jeweler and Optician C. C. COSTELLO. MGR. NEW LONDON’S LEADING JAMES R. MAY JEWELRY AND OPTICAL STORE 52 STATE STREET REAL ESTATE FIRE INSURANCE 58 STATE STREET, NEW LONl SCHWANER BROTHERS 40 MAIN STREET, NEW LONDON, CONN. Economize by Buying Your Pure Food Stuffs AT THIS SANITARY PURE FOOD MARKET MORE FOR YOUR MONEY THAN YOUR MONEY CAN BUY ELSEWHERE THE STORE OF KNOWN QUALITIES DAVIS SAVARD iljart. 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DOUGLASS SON COMMERCIAL PRINTERS TELEPHONE 1012 38 Raymond Street, New Londoi PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS BULKELEY NEWS SAV FELLOWS Make Tarny’s Your Happy Hunting Ground FOR THE LATEST STYLES IN GENTLEMAN’S WEAR Tarny’s Haberdashery 128 BANK STREET, NEW LONDOI NEW LONDON’S LEADING MARKET Meyer H. Hollandersky Clark Smith REAL ESTATE AND SUCCESSORS TO CHAS. H. KLINCK CR, SON INSURANCE ®Ii? iHarkpt of (Jjhmlitij 98 State S Wholesale THE QUALITY DRUG HOUSE Retail MANUFACTURING CHEMISTS ESTABLISHED 1850 TELEPHONE 154 IRA M. COMSTOCK, President H. ERNEST HARRIS, Treasurer 119 State Street, New London, Conn. PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS Bulkeley News COMBINED WITH “ORANGE AND BLACK” ESTABLISHED 1888 BULKELEY SCHOOL, NEW LONDON, CONN. D. J. O'NEIL, 21, Editor-in-chief LITERARY DEPARTMENT RONALD M. DONOVAN. 72 LAWRENCE CASSARA, '22 GEORGE M. LINCOLN. '22 BUSINESS DEPARTMENT. ALLAN L. MAC DONALD. '21, Business Mgr. E. WILLIAM MAXSON, '22, Asst. Business Mgr. CHARLES NELSON, '21, Advertising Mgr. HARRY GORDON, 71. Asst. Advertising Mgr. WILLIS J. SNOW. 71 HAROLD J. KILEY, 71 EUGENE CROUCH, 71 THE BULKELEY NEWS Published Quarterly. Entered as second-class matter at the New London Post Office. Address all communications to the Editor-in-Chief. 'OL. XVIII APRIL, 1921 No. 2 SCIRE FACIAS Table of Contents. Page 10 Editorials. “ 10 Paragraphs. “ 11 Satirical Three. “ 12 The Vampire, .... Wee Lliamo J. Hahn “ 13 W. M. I. Notes. “ 14-15 Philosophy,....................By Milton . Phillips “ 16 Athletics. “ 16 Joy Spreader, . Garrett Smith, in Conning Tower “ 17-18 Jokes. “ 19-20 School Notes. “ 20 To Miss W. M. I. ’22. “ 21 In the Mirror. “ 22 Alumni Notes. “ 23-24-25 Squeals by the Squaler. “ 25 Spring,............................................... By Schap “ 26 Exchanges. “ 27 Composition on a Pair of Pants, . . By Brownie “27 A Toast. “ 28 Bulkeley Stews. 10 BULKELEY NEWS iEftitoriala. ANNOUNCEMENT. With this issue the “News” announces two changes. The first is its combining with “ The Orange and Black ” by which it is hoped to make one paper larger and better than either was before. The first step to this end is the increase in the size of the magazine which we are inaugurating with this issue. The second change is a change in management by which a Board of Editors consisting of three men is put in charge of the management of the paper. This is done that the work connected with the magazine ;may be done better and easier than before thus tending to increase the quality of the paper. This is done also so that men more representative of the school body as a whole may have the management of the paper. This board will be in control of the next issue and will be composed of the following men: Daniel O’Neil ’21, Eugene Crouch’21, and George Lincoln ’22. These changes have been instituted for the sincere purpose of bettering the “ News ” nd we hope that our readers, and advertisers will approve of them and cooperate with us in them. THE GRADUATION PRIZE. Following the custom started by the staff of the 1919 “ News ” the staff of this paper will give a prize of five dollars in gold :o the speaker at the graduation exercises who in the opinion of judges is second best n the delivery of his oration. If the judges iecide that there is a tie for second place a Ive dollar prize will be given to each speaker. | This prize is not given as a material regard, for it is too small, but is given that :here may be a wider and more satisfactory recognition of good speaking and that) I disappointment which so often attends! award of the first prize where the differei1 between two speakers is very small mar1 averted. I FOOTBALL MANAGER. J It is now the month of April and as Bulkeley has not a football manager ei for next year. Every other school of importance around us has their mai elected and are beseiging us with for games. This is a matter that shouldi attended to at once otherwise our schafe for next year will be a sorry affair. It is injustice also to the man who is elected for makes it much harder for him to prepare! schedule when other schools have theii ready. Let us hope there is something d 4 about it soon. Paragraphs. A good day’s work starts the night befi with a good night''s sleep. That’s why cers don’t remember.— Graphica. It’s the toughest kind of tough luck have your watch stolen when you are your way to pawn it.— Craven Talks. A man waiting for his wife is the cheap looking thing at any bargain counter, he feels so, too.— Roller Monthly. Many folks who speak just as they thin thereby show that they do not think ve much, nor very deep.— Roller Monthly. A cat has nine lives. That’s nothin BULKELEY NEWS 11 (Emittttmils bg “11a Satirical ®ljm” (fill the Legends, a paper of a few pages at the |1,1 ( be kind enough to answer some important joos such as : Is the Sorority still continuing ? Did , „[ the members boast that it would continue as as the meetings were held outside of school, and no ng of one black and one white stocking in the class s? Mio squealed on the adorable children of the fjty Have the Misses Exhibitionists learned the ago “Jass” for their next exhibition in modern Bg? %y has “ Maud ” only one glove ? Who is the “Helen of Troy ” at W, M. I.? When is the next Basket Ball game ? OhlLegenda! Legenda! Please — answer these (ions or we shall sigh-h-h-h-h. You know the boys the paper and the answers to these question will towards it if you are not too brief. !Shelley! Wordsworth! and Keats! awake from your graves and lament with us, no longer is Bernard Bent in our midst ,io more! Oh, never more will he be seen with f those brown shoes and that un-parted hair, ie tramp to Niantic that we lament, iof the squatters, who have jumped Carl Kuester’s gold claim in Niantic along the river Rogers. What is the reason for some unknown boys and coming to school on Wednesday morning without cltssons ? Did Bent really get “water on the knee” from wig football ? Mf. Lyons, “ Say Smith! aren’t you and Farrell 1 to school any more ? ” Mr. Smith, “ Why no. We have our B’s for this Jordan, “ Why did you tear up your test paper Z___________________________________ Mr. Gipstein, “ Well, do you think I’m going to have the fellows see my mistakes and then they will powwow at the end of the month about the mark I get ? ’’ Who holds the record for horn blowing, Hancock or Bent ? ” The student body is still in doubt about the bout between the Wisconsin Wild Cat and Young Pete Herman, which was to take place in Room 8, January 10, 1921. Squeaky Bob, Referee. Yes, the boys don’t have to borrow “ B’s ’’ anymore to entertain Niantic, they “ roll their own.” Funny, isn’t it, how enticing Niantic is. We now lament the loss of “ B ” men, Bent, Mac Mahon, Mar Donald and Nelson. Kuester thinks clam digging at Eastern Point is mud better in Winter. So do we. Behold! an added attraction in New London The Misses Kaufman and Sokol shall accompany Mr Denison, the famous pianist in Musical entertainments a the Public Library evenings. Hancock is very mercurial. It was Evergreen ant Ocean Avenues, then Linden Street and now th Mohican Candy Shop. Hoo! Hoo! Hoo ! Hoo! Speaking of sitting back. Americans are noted fo bravery. True! But when the whole Senior Clas can get in back of Crouch, Hanover, Jerome and Den nison in Science recitation it is a little discrediting. Th Seniors are noted for the small amount of studying the get by on. This might account for it if anyone is res inquisitive. 12 BULKELEY NEWS A few of the more mortal beings of the school come |back every afternoon. Because they have to ! We’re not all assured of paradise yet. Gordon thinks he’s an orator. We hate to tell him What we think. Mu Sigma has started !!!! Wonder how ? Ker- ridge thinks his name will go down in History. | ancient! Bill Mac Donald is still late for school but not noon sessions. What’s the difference ? “Nuff“ Ced. 'Ehe 'Oampire (With Apologies to Rudyard Kipling) By WEE LLIAMO J. HAHN A fool there was, and a date did declare (Even as you and I) With a rag- and a bone and a hank of hair; We call her the woman who did not care, But the fool he called her his lily fair. (Even as you and I) Oh the time we waste and the hours we waste And neglect our dearest friend To meet the woman who did not care (And now we know that she never could care) And did not understand. A fool there was, and his money he spent (Even as you and I) For telephone calls and a gay dansant And it wasn’t the least what the lady meant But a fool must follow his natural bent. (Even as you and I) The fool, he gained a foolish pride (Which she might have seen when she threw him aside But it isn’t on record the lady tried) And so all advice the fool denied. (Even as you and I) And it isn’t the shame, and it isn’t the blame That burns with a white hot flame, It’s coming to know that she let him go For the sake of some other foolish beau. Then to his friends the fool returned Wiser for the lesson learned. (Even as you and I) BULKELEY NEWS 13 � . m. j. AN ESSAY ON LEMONS. According to Dan Webster’s cousin Noah, a lemon tacid fruit of Citrus Lemonum. But when Dan's B said that, he did not know that in the second o( the twentieth century, the United Vegetable jmn, consisting of peaches, prunes, apples, etc, jj produce a lemon, but a lemon possessing such aes, that it could not, under the circumstances, • under his definition. We all know that there is new specie, or perhaps it isn’t so new; but anyway, xar more about it now, owing to the fact, I suppose, barbarisms and colloquialisms are now-a-days more nlly adopted or accepted. According to the writer of this essay, a 1920 lemon ag from that already described, is the fruit of many a, and is closely related to the apple family. It is acid, but on the contrary is too sweet, and it may or sot be yellow. It has a great affinity for peaches, s, in as much as this affinity does not separate it like “ specie. There are three distinct classes of twentieth century nr. clingstone, those having a tendency to cling to blameystone; sweet hollows, those devoid of any d interior; and just plain, ordinary, soft lemons, those d sap and mush. If any one of these lemons is unable, what in the world must a combination of all of ■be? _ Basketball practice is still going on. Teams will i be picked and a number of games are being «d. ____________ SAFETY f-IRST! The next time we have a fourth period similar to the d January the 1st, be sure and equip yourself with class bathing suit and a life preserver, as you may -them! N’est-ce-pas ? Dear friend, I think I might do worse, 1 Than quote to you this old time verse: If you love you as I love me, No knife can put our love together. L K. (pointing to hammock) “ How much ? ” Salesman, “We guarantee it for 600 pou — eh, two pand a half. NntPH WHO WILL WIN THE PRIZE ? One of the most successful and delightful affairs of . the new year began at the school January 19th and lasted through the 21st. Every student of the Institute was present at least one day. Members of the faculty ' entertained. The most popular event was a guessing : game. Each girl was given a typewritten sheet of queer I and amusing questions. The object was to see who : could guess the largest number of correct answers. The . prize was to have been an indefinite vacation from. studying, but the judges, Justice of the Peace Fitz Gerald and Prosecuting Attorney Neilan are still un-. decided as to who is the proper candidate. The affair came to an end at 1:30 on January 21st. The guests' reluctantly left the school but promised to attend the next “ reunion ” which will be held in June. •i (Cheer up ! Exams only come twice a year.) i; ________________ -BAB. 71. At a recent concert given for the benefit of homeless:1 cats, the following solos were rendered : C You made me what I am to-day. . . .L. K. 21 They go wild over me...................E. N. 22 There’s a little spark of love still burning L. G. ’21 Whispering.............................A. B. ’22 I’d rather be a lemon than a grapefruit E. M. ’21 , Tell, tell the story to me.............M. N. '21 j Waiting.................. . A. H. ’21 � ]' When the “ Snow ” is softly falling . . E. S. ’21 ,) ■i On February 8th, the Seniors and Sophomore:, challenged the Juniors and Freshmen to a snow fight. It was held at recess. The Sophomores and Junior1 seemed to be among the absent, but the freshies ai j seniors had a real battle. The lower classmen outnum bered the Seniors who looked a little the worse for wea at the end of recess. However, we refuse to say the we were beaten. __ A number of Senior class meetings have been heli . recently for the purpose of discussing plans for graduation:, A number of festivities including a formal dance, banque and a play have been decided upon. - W. M. I. ’21. _ BULKELEY NEWS 13 � . m. j. AN ESSAY ON LEMONS. According to Dan Webster’s cousin Noah, a lemon tacid fruit of Citrus Lemonum. But when Dan's B said that, he did not know that in the second o( the twentieth century, the United Vegetable jmn, consisting of peaches, prunes, apples, etc, jj produce a lemon, but a lemon possessing such aes, that it could not, under the circumstances, • under his definition. We all know that there is new specie, or perhaps it isn’t so new; but anyway, xar more about it now, owing to the fact, I suppose, barbarisms and colloquialisms are now-a-days more nlly adopted or accepted. According to the writer of this essay, a 1920 lemon ag from that already described, is the fruit of many a, and is closely related to the apple family. It is acid, but on the contrary is too sweet, and it may or sot be yellow. It has a great affinity for peaches, s, in as much as this affinity does not separate it like “ specie. There are three distinct classes of twentieth century nr. clingstone, those having a tendency to cling to blameystone; sweet hollows, those devoid of any d interior; and just plain, ordinary, soft lemons, those d sap and mush. If any one of these lemons is unable, what in the world must a combination of all of ■be? _ Basketball practice is still going on. Teams will i be picked and a number of games are being «d. ____________ SAFETY f-IRST! The next time we have a fourth period similar to the d January the 1st, be sure and equip yourself with class bathing suit and a life preserver, as you may -them! N’est-ce-pas ? Dear friend, I think I might do worse, 1 Than quote to you this old time verse: If you love you as I love me, No knife can put our love together. L K. (pointing to hammock) “ How much ? ” Salesman, “We guarantee it for 600 pou — eh, two pand a half. NntPH WHO WILL WIN THE PRIZE ? One of the most successful and delightful affairs of . the new year began at the school January 19th and lasted through the 21st. Every student of the Institute was present at least one day. Members of the faculty ' entertained. The most popular event was a guessing : game. Each girl was given a typewritten sheet of queer I and amusing questions. The object was to see who : could guess the largest number of correct answers. The . prize was to have been an indefinite vacation from. studying, but the judges, Justice of the Peace Fitz Gerald and Prosecuting Attorney Neilan are still un-. decided as to who is the proper candidate. The affair came to an end at 1:30 on January 21st. The guests' reluctantly left the school but promised to attend the next “ reunion ” which will be held in June. •i (Cheer up ! Exams only come twice a year.) i; ________________ -BAB. 71. At a recent concert given for the benefit of homeless:1 cats, the following solos were rendered : C You made me what I am to-day. . . .L. K. 21 They go wild over me...................E. N. 22 There’s a little spark of love still burning L. G. ’21 Whispering.............................A. B. ’22 I’d rather be a lemon than a grapefruit E. M. ’21 , Tell, tell the story to me.............M. N. '21 j Waiting.................. . A. H. ’21 � ]' When the “ Snow ” is softly falling . . E. S. ’21 ,) ■i On February 8th, the Seniors and Sophomore:, challenged the Juniors and Freshmen to a snow fight. It was held at recess. The Sophomores and Junior1 seemed to be among the absent, but the freshies ai j seniors had a real battle. The lower classmen outnum bered the Seniors who looked a little the worse for wea at the end of recess. However, we refuse to say the we were beaten. __ A number of Senior class meetings have been heli . recently for the purpose of discussing plans for graduation:, A number of festivities including a formal dance, banque and a play have been decided upon. - W. M. I. ’21. _ BULKELEY NEWS ]« The kind of ability that should be of 6t value in school is ADAPTABILITY, ere are plenty of boys of ability, but they ad around helpless waiting for someone show them how to use it. They look for ujbthat can fit them. It never occurs to in that they are being measured by the i, and must submit to a few necessary [rations before they can be accepted. The Greeks found out a great deal, usee they didn’t have to spend so much ie learning ancient languages. So they med from experience. The first thing rs feel together is pain. It takes longer to 1 joy together. They are much more fish about that and try to keep it to them-Ires. The most important part of speech is the rerb. An adverb qualifies a verb, adjective another adverb A great number of xticil failures are adverbial. An unlucky rerb can queer the best verb in the dic-aary. It’s a regular hoodoo. MIND YOUR ADVERBS. You can say anything you please if you fit pleasantly. There are people who ftsay “ How do you do?” without having sound like an insult. They are too inquis-re. Many people draw false lessons from fir failures through negligence about the tab. They think that what they did was rog, and get discouraged. What the fare really taught was that the thing could it be done that way and that they should [again. There was Aristides who was fed the JUST until it got on the nerves of (Athenians. He couldn’t understand it. the trouble wasn’t that he was too just, 1 that he did justice too monotonously, (did justice to the free born citizens until ? couldn’t stand it, but he never tried it the slaves. The boys who cause the most trouble in are the advanced thinkers. Their ids get going so fast on some slippery iy that they skid. Before they know it they are advancing backward. They have a delightful sensation of going as they please till they collide with some fact they did not know was there. WHEN A NEW IDEA GETS CONTROL OF AN UNFURNISHED MIND IT HAS THE TIME OF IT’S LIFE. There is nothing inside tc molest it or make it afraid. There are boys effervescing with modernness. They have learned a few things that other people don’1 know; and they have never found out some things that the race found out long ago. They are pleased to think they are original. So they are aboriginal. When this type of boy comes to THOU SHALT NOT, he goes and does it. He calls every prohibition a taboo. He thinks it is his duty to break every taboo he comes across. It gives him a creepy feeling of no-1 doing his duty, he likes to feel that wayf There are a great many taboos that ought t : be broken but there is a difference betweer' a taboo and something which people have found out in the hard school of experience What is an education good for if it does no. enable people to make just such distinction:-as this. A crow sees an object in the fiel that may turn out to be only a harmles,1 scarecrow. But if he is a sensible crow h will make an investigation before committinj himself. He has seen too many men wh ]' look like scarecrows to take chances ? .] The lessons of Experience are never fun nished without the Experience. There is ny get-wise-quick scheme. If you intend to ge. wise you must lose no time. You can expel ience a great deal if you will use your min , and you must make up your mind to ste lively if you are to experience anything mud:} If you can not get wise quickly there is n i use of getting wise at all. • For all of which ideas and many pith1' sentences we are indebted to that splendL essayist SAMUEL McCHORD CROTHER We knew you would never read him so wL' have hoped that you would read him through us. Here is plenty to think over. Phil. : 16 BULKELEY NEWS Atltlrtira. ELECTION OF LYONS. The first thing of importance for the stove-leaguers to mull over was the election of football captain for the season of 1921. On January 11th, the “B” men met in Room 2 and chose Leo Lyons as their leader for the coming year. Lyons is as clever a football player as one could wish for and to our way of thinking is bound to be a success. He will have the whole school back of him In his endeavor to pilot the team to the Eastern Connecticut Championship again next year. BASKETBALL. For the first time in many years Bulkeley lias been represented by a basketball team, it was formed soon after the Christmas vaca-lion and practice has been held daily since Ihrough the courtesy of the Y. M. C. A. who [•ave the use of the gymnasium. Due to lack of funds and the lack of a manager, howeve little was done in the line of games. Voc tional was beaten a couple of times, the 101 Co. five administered a couple of beating and Montville also defeated us. Thelatti teams were above our class, however, an they only played us for practice. AlthouJ these results may seem a little discouraging still, some good material was unearthed tlJ can be used next year and, besides, everyoj that played had a good time so the seas! cannot be said to have gone for naught, ] BASEBALL. On February 16th at 10:15, Mr. Town! called the whole school together for the puil pose of electing a baseball manager. HI nominated the following men: Bergeii Crouch, Gipstein, Grant, Jerome, O’Neil Snow and Wadleigh. O’Neil was elected The Joy Spreader Give me the guy who smiles and smiles When everything goes dead wrong ; Give me the guy who always whiles The blue days away with song. The guy of the voice with the smile that wins, Whose answer is soft to wrath, Who rights himself with cheery grins When he stumbles in the path. Yes, give me the guy who smiles, and smiles Then without delay or fuss, Give me an axe with a good mean edge And I’ll murder the tiresome cuss. — Garret Smith. From “ The Conning Tower, ” New York Tribune, ■ I— BULKELEY NEWS 17 InkfH. FOUND IN BOOKS OF EMINENT SENIORS. Spanish Book : r Have you ever been discouraged, Messed with pain or care. 1 If not, then just try Spanish ’foil'll find your trouble there. bglish Note book : I No word or sentence is found in a paragraph which t ;not bare directly or indirectly on the topic sentence. IBent, to father on roof, “ Hey pa, don’t come down 4e ladder that’s against the other side of the house, look it away. Its been a coal day since you’ve left,” said the g-wood to the cinder. You’re too chipper,” replied the cinder to the haig-wood. bo to blazes,” said the match as it dropped in and ft both. NECESSARY FOR A DECISION. Your honor,’’ said the head of the jury, “ this nan is sueing the accused for $500 for three kegs bsn whiskey.” That’s the situation,” answered the judge, “ It’s • business to decide if the whiskey was worth that “ That’s just it, your honor. Could the jury have j. lple.” ___ IN A TWINKLING. “ I wonder,’’ remarked the youthful astronomer, ‘‘If if you will let me associate you with a star — Venus, pei haps, the star of love. “ Well, no,” thoughtfully remarked the young lad'1 addressed, “ I would rather that you thought of me a Saturn. “Indeed! Why?” ]' “ Oh, well, didn’t you tell me that Saturn has jl ring ? ” i He bought one the following day. ■ — Prof., “ Conjugate that verb.” Lyons, (excitedly to Mac Donald) “ What verb dr he say ? ” i1 Mac Donald, “ Dam ’f I know.” Lyons, “ Dam 'fino, Dam ’finare, Dam ’f---? ” i Mr. C., “Nelson tells me that some nights he is o . pressed by an awful vision before his eyes. Mr. B., “ What makes him take out a homely g, like that anyway ? ’’ ; 18 BULKELEY NEWS A young Jewish lawyer had just hung out his shingle which read as follows: A. Swindler, Lawyer. A friend, seeing the sign, asked him why his full name was not there. Oh, no, exclaimed the lawyer in dismay, ' that sign is bad enough as it is. If I should put my full name there it would ruin me.” “ Why is that ? Why ? My name is Adam Swindler.” Miss Jordon, “ What is ‘ May ’ the sign of ? ” Grant, “ Spring.” What was the hardest study you had at school this year, my son ? ” Me Combs, “ The foot-ball signals, dad.” Lives of football men remind us, We can smear ourselves with blood, And, departing, leave behind us. Half our faces in the mud. Spectator, “ Doesn’t Sisson cover lots of ground ? ” | Sisson’s Friend, “ Sure his shoes are size 1 I l £.” FRESHMAN SLIPS. She involuntarily hung the key on her wrist which Vas attached by a string. Teacher, “ For what is the year 1 700 noted ? ” Senior, “ The beginning of the eighteenth century.” Farrell, ’23, (coming in at 12:30 A. M.) “ R-r-r-ither cold here dad.’’ Farrell, Sr., “ Yes, I’m in Alaska.” Farrell, Jr., ” What ? ” Farrell, Sr., Well, I m in the polar regions some-here. I’m looking at the midnight ‘son’.” “ How many are there in the chorus ? ” “ Why I make it only twenty.” “Oh, ou count noses.” WHAT DOES SHE MEAN? She, Oh, Jack, please don’t smoke now. I want u to dance the next number with me.” Jack, Let s take a walk through the garden instead.” She, “ I really can’t. I’m so dead tired now tj can hardly stand on my feet.” Jack, “ But you want to dance. She, “ Yes, but you — you dance — Oh me so mad ? ” you Donavan, “ Dad, what is a trade-ing ? ’’ Donavan, Sr., “A merchant’s hot-air, son.” Mabel, “ Gladys is hopelessly old-fashioned. Ruth, “ What makes you say that.” Mabel, “She complains that the street-car stepsaj too high.” Bent, “What made you sell your parrot. Did hi swear ? ” Cassara, “ No, he hiccoughed and kept the houtf surrounded by those infernal prohibition detectives.” He, “Do you think a beautiful woman and a man can live happily together ? ” ’ Marion, Oh, Carl, you have such an original waf of saying things.” Bill, “May I have the next dance ? ’ May, “ If you can find a partner.” Jerome, “ Did you ever see a cotton gin ? ” Wadleigh, “Go on! There’s lot of home brewj-but you can’t tell me they’re making it out of cotton.” HE LAUGHS BEST, ETC. Chidsey, “What’s the matter, darling ? ” Kuester, “O-O-O’Neil hit his finger with thi hammer.” Chidsey, “ Don’t cry about it, you should laugh. Kuester, “ I-I-I did.” SEEN IN A QUICK LUNCH EMPORIUM. A. Don’t make fun of our coffee — you may b« old and weak some day. B. Use one helping of sugar and stir like H We don't mind the noise. C. These spoons are not like the doctor s medicine — to be taken after eating. BULKELEY NEWS ■ IS” rtjnnl Notea. On Thursday, May 24, the Juniors chal-d the Sophomores to a game of base-L The game was played at Cannonball irk. It began zvell, the Juniors scoring :rrans to the Sophomores one in the first iing. The game was ended in the fifth ling by a thunder shower with the score 2 in the Juniors favor. O’Neill of the aior Class umpired and it was not his od decisions but rather his luck that saved from the showers of bottles. On March 1, Mr. Mercer of New York ressed the students on character building. talk was interesting and inspiring, and fstories humorous and true. He told of sown high school days and urged the lei's in the name of God to go straight. His «was greatly appreciated and applauded. On March 29, the Junior Class stage their Prom at Plant Hall. The class ha : voted to postpone the Prom until a late date, but having the hall leased for thi night, were forced to hold it at that time For this reason the dance had very little ad' vertising and was not as successful financiall; as it might have been. However, it prove to be a very enjoyable affair and all tha: attended were well satisfied. On Friday, April 8, the students of Bui' keley and W. M. I. went over to Vocational School to see an educational film which wa shown in the Auditorium. The film wa. donated by the Connecticut Board of Educe' tion. It showed the growth of plant an animal life and contrasted the two. Befor the pictures were shown songs were sunj and the students cheered Vocational. ■ jOn March 17th, the Phi Alpha Mu Sigma sterility were hosts at their annual dance Plant Hall. The dance was well patron-tfby students from Bulkeley, W. M. I., I Phonal and alumnae. It proved a huge ss socially. Each of the four classes held meetings o Tuesday, February 15, to raise money fo the Hoover Fund. The response to Mi: Towne’s appeal was very liberal, and th amount raised was much more than expectec: The Freshman Class raised enough mone [o send three members of the class to the Joover dinner, the Sophomores and Juniors ent two each, and the Seniors one. Willis Snow represented the Senior lass, Lawrence Cassara and George Lincoln jhe Juniors, Leon St. Germain and William k.uddy the Sophomores, Kenneth Donovan, Richard Dolan, and George Cleveland the reshmen. This brings the total subscrip-ion for Bulkeley up to $112,50, which is not t all bad for a school of about 200 members. the disarmament of nations. The affirmativi won. The teams were : Affirmative, Becker Belden and Bliven; Negative, L. Cassara Chapman and Chesebro. The sweaters for the Foot-ball teai finally arrived January 23. Some of tl fellows got black sweaters, but the majoril were white with Orange and Black B’s. At a Sophomore Class meeting, held on ebruary 8 a new set of officers were elected dt the present year. They are : Leon St. ermain, President; Alfred Nelson, Vice-’resident; William Ruddy, Secretary. On January 21, Junior Division A English lass held a debate. The question was on On January 23, a meeting of the Junior Class was called. The cause for the meeting was a source of grief to all Bulkeley students It was called to announce the sad death o: Roland Miner, a former classmate. A floral tribute was sent by the class and a committee consisting of L. Cassara, Calhoun, Davisoq Belden and Lincoln attended the funeral. To Miss W. M. . ’22 25 Lover’s Lane, Cupid Square, Kiss Me Alley Miss ’22 : I write you this letter, Of my future or better, By asking from you your heart and hand, And that you join me in Wed-lock land. I have chosen you from all the rest, And merely write you this request, For you alone do I admire, And to be a husband is my desire. I’m writing to accede to anything, you may request, I’ll build the fires and help darn the socks, I’ll polish your shoes and the cradle I’ll rock, In other words I’ll make a man, The best you’ve seen in many a land. So please decide without delay, Your answer yes or nea, And if for me there is no hope Send me back ten yards of rope. p. s. I’ll bet you a kiss you can’t guess, Who sent this letter to your address. (Nothing jolts a small minded man like being forced Imit that he is in the wrong. [I Loafers advice is dirt cheap. $ It is not necessary to furnish security in order to Jn tljp Mimir Did you ever look in the mirror ? If so, what did J see there ? Reflections. Some were pleasing and were not, usually the latter. But though good or they were true. Likewise in this column we have lions, but of a different sort, which are both pleasant unpleasant. And as was in the case of the mirror all true. Take a look in our mirror and see if . are till not help you to picture yourself as others see you. Don't pick quarrels before they are ripe. m trouble. The first proof of a man’s incapacity for anything is endeavor to fix the stigma of failure upon others. ever contrive to make it easy for your school to get i:g without you. ■■ 1II other men get there, there’s a reason, and if you n't, there’s a reason. Think it over. j It's all right to aspire to control others, but have you •an with Number One ? No gains without pains. AD bad habits are formed gradually and good habits the formed easily in the same way. 11 top notch effort yields you no happiness, there’s ing wrong either with you or your efforts. Sit and do some analyzing. I a man is right he doesn’t have to get mad about it. Smile as if you felt that way. ducation will broaden a narrow mind but there is no - lor a swelled head. j Concentration is the surrendering of one’s self to one pile aim. . Everybody hates a knocker. They’re not even I«them on front doors any more. Honking your horn doesn’t help so much as steerin wisely. _______ Common sense extracts more solid comfort from lif than genius does. A single fact is worth a shipload of argument. A noisy machine is like a man who grumbles at h work — both are nearing the junk pile. If you don’t start, you certainly will never “ arrive ’ Doing is very largely a question of trying. The happiest person is the one who thinks the mo interesting thoughts. ___________ If you must have wrinkles, get them from laughing. , The smaller the think-tank, the more room there in it for a peeve. There are no shade trees and hammocks scattere along the road that leads to success. You lost? Enough. Don’t try to tell the vict w hy. Mike sure the prize you chase is worth the price. Inefficiency and enthusiasm are an awful mixture. Be happy in your work, and you need not watc the clock. If we’d think more, we’d fight less. A good many of us mistake action for progress. Did you ever notice that quiet people are usual, efficient. There would be an awful lot done in this world if v. did half as much today as we intend to do to-morro There are three kinds of people in the world — t will's, the wont’s and the cant’s. Think it over. If you would retain your friends, don’t remind thr1 of their faults. A broken promise can be repaired but it can ne be made as good as new. Defeat is often a spur to victory. It isn’t how long you stick around, it’s what you f over while you’re here. WILLIS J. SNOW. ’21 Alumni NhJth. It is with great pride that we publish the fact that ixty-four per cent, of the Class of 1920 have entered ollege. The following is a list of last year’s graduates nd what they are doing : C. Birmingham ......George Washington University T. Britton......... Georgetown University S. Brown...........Stevens Institute of Technology L. De Biasi........Fordham University M. Ferguson.........Working F. Fitch...........Syracuse F. Gannon...........Working L. Greenblatt.......Working J. Greenes.........Textile School D. Hobron..........Brown University P. Howard......... Clark L. Jimal............Georgetown University E. Lawrence, Jr. . Wentworth Institute J. Me Carthy.......Working H. Me Connell......Pennsylvania State College W. Me Craw.........Working S. Meech, Jr.......Yale University H. Murphy...........Georgetown University J. Murray ..........Georgetown University S. Rodensky ........Working T. Rondomanski . Working W. Ryan .... Working H. Scott...........New London Business College J.Shanklin.........Syracuse F. Sistare..... Yale University E. Whiton, Jr......Working A. Williams ......’..Working C. Wolverton.......Yale University A. Fitzgerald ’ 19 is attending Brown. Grant, Wadleigh and Pendleton, all of the Class of 9 are at Amherst. George Reinacher ’ I 7 is a student at Yale. Thomas Durivan ’ 18 is studying at Dartmouth. Harold O’Neil ’18 is now at Norwich College, ermont. Walter A. Barrows ’12 and a graduate of Dart- uth is now studying at Harvard Law School. At a Freshman Smoker given recently at George town University two of the boxing bouts were: Joe 1$ Innis vs. Frank Shea and Harold Murphy vs. N Murray J. Me Innis, formerly of the Class of ’21 is now 4 Georgetown University. Three of the men of the Class of 1920 have already distinguished themselves: Foster Sistare won a scholarship at Yale. Fred Fitch was elected secretary of his class d Syracuse. Harold Murphy honorably passed the examination for the United States Naval Academy. Word was received from Yale University that 4 Bulkeley men attending there had received marks above the general average of their class. Joseph Polinsky, formerly a member of the class of ’20 is now a chorus boy in Shubert’s Comic Opera. 3« Utrmoriam. Dr. Munger — A resident of New London and a graduate of Bulkeley School. Roland Miner A former student at Bulkeley in the class of '22 and at the time of his death a student atj Bordentown Military Academy. Rensselaer ESTABLISHED 1824 TROY, N Y Polytechnic ENGINEERING and SCIENCE Institute Course! in Civil Engineering (C. E.), Mechanical Engineering (M. E.). Electrical Engineering (E. E.). Chemical Engineering (Ch. E ). and General Science (B. S.). Also Special Comiei. Unsurpassed new Chemical, Physical, Electrical. Mechanical and Materials Testing Laboratories. For catalogue and illustrated pamphlets showing work of graduates and students and views of buildings and campus, apply to JOHN W. MUGENT, Registrar I BULKELEY NEWS ‘ §qu ala bg tfjp j ?AY FELLOWS — Im going to let you in on a J little secret history concerning the past history of ' these pages. The publication of a page in the lleley News known as Squeals by the Squealer was t result of an idea of a former Bulkeley student, tanas C. Gannon, of the class of 1919. When Mr. Janon was a junior at Bulkeley in the latter part of ‘[117 he sent to the editors of the News the first Veals by the Squealer. He was able to keep his witity unknown until he became editor-in-chief of the t-sws in his Senior year. The writings of the Squealer proved to be very ?ular with the student body and its founder felt sorry pile must part with this child of his mind. However tai the literary efforts of the students began to arrive hands of the editor of the News, Mr. Gannon � overjoyed to find that someone had taken up the i of “ carrying on ” the writings of the Squealer, is “ someone ” later proved to be Merrill M. Bergen, who continued to write the Squealer duting his ■cioryear, 1919. During the School year, 19 19-20, James McCarthy continued the pages of the Squealer. The Squealer is now being written by—well, for [■t— by The Squealer. When is the football manager to be elected ? Why did “ Black Man ” change his seat in Spanis It is quite interesting to note that we have a prosp tive fire chief in our midst. It’s a shame Cassara got a white sweater, he mi rub all the exaggerated tan off the back of his neck. Judging by the empty seats mornings in the Juni section, they lead the school in tardiness as well as, averages. _____________ Is it to hide a dirty collar that Smith has his c collar turned up all the time ? There are quite a few fellows who seem to think singing period Friday is a recreation or play peri Some of the fellows ought to take the singing m seriously. The instructor in singing cannot get al very well if some few fellows are continually grabbin chance to whisper or detract the attention of the res the school by some caper. All of you fellows voter,; have singing and to get singing books so let s take singing period more seriously and get all that we from the instructions. 4 BULKELEY NEWS Will some Seniors of the English Class ever buy eir English books on time and so not get kicked out of ass? It may be seen what the Seniors are up against in iriting English themes when several of them copy from •well known book and are told that the theme is poor ' Why didn’t the Freshmen or Sophomores organ-; their classes sooner ? I Why does Lyons bite his finger nails ? Hasn’t he a liir of scissors ? Kiely says he would (as you might know he would). !ould you ? The interest taken in a real good school debate could t placed in a little thimble and rattled all around, his school in winter is like a bear. It goes off some-here and sleeps all season. ; Why is it that when Hanover approaches a group of :niors they all remember previous engagements and rye quite hastily. _____________ ; A little vaudeville act is given practically every day the third period by Denison and Grant. Denison nces a few original jigs and Grant cracks some very od jokes. I hope there aren’t any fellows who have forgotten Butts ” Harris. ________________ I wonder how long Denison has been studying Ivanced geometry. He always seems to get original jofs for his therorems and figures that are beyond the mprehension of most high school students. That little ditty about the Bullfrog and the Bulldog juld make a good school song for this place. There ; so many of both animals here. Is there any one to whom “ Deathwind ” Nelson es not owe money ? Why do they call Jack Mac Mahon “ Sloppy ’’ ? Why did Dray and Cassara get oval neck sweaters ? 1 wonder how many Seniors have made any progress their graduation thesis ? Do the lower classmen especially the Freshmen have' track meets or tag tournaments in the coat room ? Fromf the way they knock down and walk over the coats one would think that the coats were doormats with welcome printed on them in large, bold type. Why does Turner go out to the Housing Corpora-! tion property so often ? Is Shafner going to be a philosopher or a woman-? hater ? ____________ Prof. Lawrence seems to be making some of these Justices of the Supreme Court of Chemistry Recitation! Period resign and take a seat where they belong. When will the Senior English Class take up a coW lection to buy Bent a cuspidor ? The nightingale of the study hall was found to be a black bird.__________________________ Do the lower classmen know on what set of hooks j they are supposed to hang their hats and coats on? How does O’Neil get room for his feet under hisi desk? The Freshmen seem to live up to old traditions.! They even clap themselves when they have the lowest; class average. They may consider themselves lucky t« do that well. ■ ' Is the laboratory McCombs home or just his rest room ? I think he ought to be donated a bed. Gipstein sure is a shark in chemistry. Wonder if l| could obtain good chemistry marks if I sat near the deskJ Pungent odor! Phew! Write on that. Your nose knows! ____________ If we have any more fraternities in school we will all have a little fraternity of our own. Does Hancock hold a target practice in Chemistry Recitation periods ? Just so long as it does not happen again it will be all right. Have the Juniors got swelled heads or just a natural expansion of the brain ? How many fellows know that Joe Becker s nicknarcjj is Humpty ? The town of Niantic ought to establish a home for lyoung men of New London so that they would not Lto walk into New London in the fog, rain and mud (bout one o’clock in the morning. It sure is a relief that the Freshmen have stopped for bort time anyway those most intricate and fascinating clboard games. Louis Round has a rival this year. Do you know o he is ? Well it won’t take long to guess. Berger is acquiring some distinguished habits even t1 patting the back of his head. Is Chidsey one of the seven world wonders ? H seems to think so. Have you found out who is THE SQUEALER ? SPRING! ...OR... OH BREWSTER! WHERE IS THY NECK?? The sun was rising- in the west, As it slowly sank from sight. The birdies were crowing lustily, And the moon was shining bright. The snakes were flying thru the air, Cows flapped each feathery wing, And the dried up brook as it ran along, Merrily chortled, “ Spring!” Upon the hills high topmost peak, Down in the canyon drear, A wooden house all made of brick, To us now doth appear. The dog purred on the green ridge pole, And the goats swung in the swing The tigers ba-a-ad in the village street And all things dumb cried, “ Spring! ” Night soon came on, the peaceful scene Was bathed in rays of gold The white snow fell, and every flake Ecstatically rolled The shooting stars delirious stood And with a calm “ Bing! Bing! ” They swallowed up the earth, roared, “ ’Tis Spring! ’Tis Spring! ’Tis Spring!” — SCHAP. There was a young lady from Guam, Who said, “ Now the sea is so caum, I will sing for a lark.” But she met with a shark We will now sing the 99th psuam. Scrap iExrfyang?!!. We acknowledge with thanks the receipt f the following: “The Exile,” Vinalhaven High School, inalhaven, Maine. “The St. Paul’s Record,” St. Paul’s -hool, Garden City, L. I. “The Tripod,” Trinity College, Hartford, onn. “The Gleaner,” Pawtucket High School, awtucket, R. I. “The Quarterly,” Stamford High School, :amford, Conn. “The Connecticut Campus,” Stofrs, onn. “ The Orange and Black,” Middletown igh School, Middletown, Conn. “The Academy Journal,” Norwich Free cademy, Norwich, Conn. COMMENTS. “ The Quarterly.” A few cuts, a cover ssign, and a little more “pep” would ake it a first-class paper. “The Gleaner.” Up to its usual high andard, “ The Tattler. ” is especially good. “ The Orange and Black.” Well writteij and clever work in the Literature Depart! ment. IN OTHER SCHOOLS. The Student’s Club of Pawtucket High School, presented the play “ Betty Makes Things Hum ” on January 7. The proceeds of the Stamford High School-Elgin High School game were $3,000.61. This sum enabled the Athletic! Association of Stamford High School to pay off all its debts and still leave a good sum in the Treasury. The game was managed by a committee of Stamford citizens. The Stamford High School has suffered but four defeats in ten years of Foot-ball. After all expenses of this season were paid they had more than $3,000 left. EXCHANGE JOKES. He, “You are the breath of my lifej Caroline.” She (blushing), “ Oh, really? Thense how long you can hold your breath.” — Tk Exams are like the poor — we have them ays with us. — The Tripod. The Kiss. “ But “No.” “Just” — “No.” “Please — “No — ” “ Henry, why didn’t you shave ? ” If a fellow tries to kiss a woman and gets ay with it, he’s a man ; if he tries and esn’t get away with it, he’s a brute ; if he esn’t try to kiss her, but would get away ih it if he tried, he’s a coward ; and if he isn’t try to kiss her and wouldn’t get ay with it if he did, he’s a wise man. COMPOSITION ON A PAIR OF PANT Pants are made for men and not women. Women are made for men and n for pants. When a man pants for a woma and a woman pants for a man, they are pair of pants. Some pants don’t last. Pai are like molasses — they are thinner in 1 weather and thicker in cold weather. M are often mistaken in pants ; such mistafc are breeches of promise. There has be much discussion whether pants is singular plural. Seems to us when men wear pai it is plural, and when they don’t wear a it is singular. Men go on a tear in th pants, and it is all right; when the pants on a tear it is all wrong. If you want make pants last, make the coat first. Brownie, A oast Here’s to the Shorthand Shark, He’s always lucky if he ever gets a mark, He cribs all his algebra, flunks in his Geom, Steals all his theme paper ; never comes to harm, If he ever goes into business ; I pity his firm, Why he’s lower down than any worm! He lives at Winthrop Neck, is always in trouble, He’s so hard he chews soap and spits out bubbles, His feet bulge out, his chest caves in, He’s a pretty poor stick for the shape he’s in, So here’s to the Shorthand Shark, But I’d hate to meet him in the dark. A red automobile and a chicken vocalist horn will make a man drunk faster than whiskey. PAPER FOR THOSE WHO THINK THEY THINK Bulkeley Stews | Concoction VII FEBRUARY 31, 1999 Dose XI . EDIBLE STUFFS. .dible-in-Chief, Turkey Dinner assistant Edible, Dressing business Mgr., Bread Basket advertising Mgr., Raw Onion FAMOUS SAYINGS. 'ou Dirty Drunk, O'Neil lot Dogs, - - Kiely hey Go Wild Over Me, Mac Donald irandpa, What Makes the Grass Grow Green, Wadleigh Have No Excuse, Crandall iosh Sakes, - Chidsey hat the Deuce, - Hancock hat Others Have Done I Can Do, - Shafner hat’ll You Have, - Grant here'd Y‘ Go Last Night, Lyons :e You at 4 o'clock, Smith Dr Crying Out Loud, Cassara uckoo, - A. Mac Donald DPULAR NAMES OF POPULAR ROOMS oom I, - Main Room oom II, - - The Jail oom III, Commercial Room oom IV, - - Math oom V, The Kindergarten oom VI, - - Lab oom VII, - The Cafeteria Dorn VIII, - The Ranch oom IX, - The Coop ADDS. oung man wants cleaning cheap Address 45 Healthful Avenue anted Nice Front Room by Young Lady Without any Furnishings. A. F. M. Fig-Leaf Avenue. ►st - One Cent. Reward Two Cents. Apply Bill MacDonald. AN EMBARASSING STEW. The other day I discovered, A large hole at a most embarrassing place in my trousers, I was sore vexed indeed, and Could have bit nails, But when my friend told me He had noticed the hole a week before, O, Leander, what a blow. — 'Uhe Eagle ADDS. NOTICE CURRENT SPANISH TRANSLATIONS BORROWED OR BOUGHT LOANED OR SOLD APPLY THE SPANISH SHARK LOST — A bottle of Scotch Whiskey. Reward offered. Phone anybody. WANTED — Bright, energetic young man to sell safety razors at the Barber’s Convention. Luna Razor Company. Branch Offices, Nowhere. We hereby thank, acknowledge and otherwise show our appreciation for the kindness of “The Bughouse Bugle” in allowing us to use matter. THE STUFF. POPULAR BOOKS Valley of Silent Men, — Study Class with Miss Zahi John Barleycorn, - - Weii Two Little Savages, — Cherkasky and Cassan The Border Legion, Just above 5( Freckles, - - - Ben] Luck of the Irish, Kiely in Spanisl Vanity Fair, - Aspiring to 9! The Music Master, - Rudd Prisoners of Chance Everyone in Mat! The Merry Men, Wadleigh and Kiely The Rebellion, Cherkasky in Spanisl] The Way of These Women, In Handing out Dementi The Age ot Innocence, the Freshmei The Scarlet Letter, — You often see it on your card NOTED QUOTATIONS OF BULKELEY SENIORS. Think, - - - Shafnei Ask Dad, he knows, - Hill It’s Toasted, - - Kiely Sees All, Knows All, - Coheij Your Nose Knows, - Kuestei Look for the Tap Sign, Chidseyj We want your duds in our suds, — Hancocl It pays to advertise, - Sno Mild ? Sure, yet they satisfy, Crouch It floats, - - 'Wadleigh Eventually ? Why not now, 0'Neill There’s a reason, Mac Donald Hand made, - - - Rudd A skin you love to touch, Beni Made with real cream, Denisoil A worth while book, Hanovej Once grown — always grown, — Mac Mahorj Better built — Ready Cut, Granj Best for baby, best for you, Overly Like mother used to make, Crandall-Quality First, - - Nelsoj BULKELEY NEWS The Y. M. C. A.Boys Division Privileges WILL HELP YOU TO KEEP FIT H UNDREDS OF YOUNG MEN have taken our Commercial Course and today are earning a fine salary. What we have done for them we can do for you. For Expert Knowledge necessary to command a high salary — attend The New London justness College W. E. CANFIELD, ‘Proprietor COMPLIMENTS OF lew England Mercantile Agency A. W. HOLMAN, Manager COLLECTIONS AND ADJUSTMENTS EVERYWHERE 95 State Street, New London The Ailing Rubber Co. 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