New London High School - Whaler Yearbook (New London, CT)

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BULKELEY NEWS 17 He sent his son to college, may forget to call for tomorrow. And now he cries, “Alack I spent a million dollars, And got a quarter-back.” Junior— Say, something terrible happened. Fresh—”What was that?” Remember ! Junior—“The cathedral at Rheims burn- Absence makes the marks rounder. eddown.” Never do today what the the teacher Fresh—“Holy smoke.” npHE “News” is glad to acknow- ledge the following exchanges: “Academy Journal”—Norwich Free Academy, Norwich. “The Tripod” —Trinity College, Hartford. “The Connecticut Campus”— Connecticut Agricultural College. “The Focus” —New Haven High School, New Haven. “Rensselaer Polytechnic Times”—Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute. “The Tamble”—New York Military Academy, Cornwall-on-Hud-son. “The Owl”—Middletown High School, Middletown. “The Future Citizen” — Milledgeville, Georgia. “The Courier”—Boise High School, Boise, Idaho. “The Acropolis”— Barringer High School, Newark, N. J. “The Buzzer”—Avalon High School, Avalon, Penn. “The Tattler,”—El Paso High School, El Paso Texas.

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16 BULKELEV NEWS Customer (driving up to Schwaner’smarket in a team, and leaving his outfit to do some buying), said to one of the clerks— “Hey, young fellow, watch my horse, will you ?” Clerk, alias Shea —“Yes sir, I’ll watch her for you.” Customer in the store is interrupted in his purchasing by Shea’s voice in the doorway—“Better hurry up Mister, your horse is almost out of sight and I won’t be able to watch her much longer.” Donnelly—“Hey Tevy, did you know that Toby got pinched last Sunday for driving a Ford up State Street and he was only going ten miles an hour?” Tevy— How’s that ?” Donnelly—“For rushing the can on Sunday.” Kirschner—“Does ‘do’ mean any note on the piano?” Ockooneff, who does a lot of playing for charity, —“What’s that? Sure, I get ‘dough’ out of any and every note on the piano.” It behooves great men To adl like fools now and then. Phillips—“Ignorance is bliss.” Simenowitz—“Is that why you’re so happy?” Frau Moll—“Ship is feminine gender.” Connors—“Why is that ?” Jordan—“Because they are 90 hard to manage.” H20?” Bradshaw—“I think Mr. Lawrence keeps it locked up over there in the closet.” Professor—“Now, my boy, do you always stutter like that ?” Pupil—“N-n-no, o-o-o-only when I-I t-t-talk.” Dives of Freshmen all remind us, We can make our lives sublime. And by asking foolish questions. Take up all the teacher’s time. “Failed in Latin, flunked in Math,” They heard him softly hiss, “I’d like to meet the guy who said That ‘Ignorance is bliss.’ ” First Sophomore—“I smell cabbage burning.” Second Sophomore—“Oh, it is only a Freshman with his head on the radiator'” “All those who wish to go to heaven, please stand.” All got to their feet but one small boy. “Why, Johnny,” exclaimed the shocked teacher, “do you mean to say that you do not want to go to heaven?” “No ma’am,” replied Johnny promptly, not if that bunch is going.” It’s a cold-blooded teacher that gives us a mark below zero. Seniors Ark Good Chemists. Toby—“Has anybody here seen the

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