New London High School - Whaler Yearbook (New London, CT)

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BULKELEY NEWS 21 ON our table we have the following list of exchanges which we are glad to acknowledge:— CONNECTICUT— “Academy Journal,” Norwich Free Academy, Norwich; “The Artisan,” State Trade Education Shop, Bridgeport; “The Allerlie,” Stonington High School, Stonington; “The Choate News.” Choate School, Wallingford; “The Clarion,” West Hartford High School, West Hartford; “The Focus,” New Haven High School, New Haven; “The Lookout,” Derby High School, Derby; “The Tabula,” Torringtou High School, Tor-rington; “The Tripod,” Trinity College, Hartford. KANSAS— “The Messenger,” Wichita High School, Wichita. MAINE—“The Nautilus,” Waterville High School, Waterville. MONTANA—“The Konah,” Missoula County High School, Missoula. NEW JERSEY—“The Acropolis,” Barringer High School, Newark. NEW YORK—“The Owl,” Middletown High School, Middletown; “Rensselaer Polytechnic Times,” Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute; “The Colgate Madisjneu-sis,” Colgate University, Hamilton. PENNSYLVANIA—“The Buzzer,” Avalon High School, Avalon; “The Omnibus,” Franklin High School, Franklin. RHODE ISLAND— “The G1 e a n er ,” Pawtucket High School, Pawtucket; “The Senior,” Westerly High School, Westerly. TEXAS—“The Tatler,” El Paso High School, El Paso; “The Mountaineer,” Santa Anna High School, Santa Anna. “The Lookout,”—We sure enjoyed your paper. The literary depertment was especially well written. “The Clarion,”—We would suggest separating your literary department from the editorials by a cut or plain heading, for as all your other departments have headings, the running together of the editorials and literary department is quite noticeable. “The Acropolis,”—You have an attractive cover. The paper interested us. Come again. “The Konah, ”—“Shavens” usually gives us something we can really laugh over. One of the best high school newspapers on our table. “The Tatler,”—The cartoon “Did Your Ship Get By?” was clever.

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211 BrLKIvLKY NKWS Chick Lawrence—“I feel Like a desert this evening.” Miss N. (sighing)—“Oh no, John, you don’t feel like a desert; a desert has sand.” May—“Are these eggs fresh?” Clerk—“Do they feel like vou?’ May—“Yes.” Clerk—“Well they are, then.” Loveland—“Does you love me. dear?” She—“A little.” Loveland—“Ah, but don’t you think your love will grow?” She— ‘Yes, but I’m not sure which way. Milliouare—‘My son. Honesty is the best policy,” Son—“Perhaps it is, dad, but it strikes me that you have done pretty well, nevertheless.” Burglar (on guard)— “Did you git any-anything?” His pal (emerging from window)— “The guy wot lives here is a lawyer.” Burg.—“That’s hard luck, did youse lose anything?” Barber— Hair cut, sir? How will you have it?” Fengar—“Both short.” Barber—“You mean hair and beard?” Fengar—“No; hair and conversation.” “There’s a difference in time you know', between this country and Europe; for instance, your friends in Cork are fast asleep by this time, whereas we are enjoying ourselves in the early evening.” Pat Magil—“That’s always the way, Ire-laud niver got justice.” Bigelow—“Do you think my mustache becoming?” P. Woodruff—“No; A-coming.” May (as the team goes by)—“Look! there goes Shea, the quarter-back. He’ll soon be our best man.” She—“Oh, Toby! This is so sudden!” “Wanted— Bookkeeper and salesman, must have one leg longer than the other.” We were about to tell Cohen, when we remembered that he had one leg shorter than the other. A stranded but still haughty leading lady was forced to put up at Hull’s Royal Dragon Inn. She glanced frowningly about the office, reluctantly signed the register, and took the key from Harold. “Is there water in my room,” she asked. “Why, there was,” replied Mr. Hull, “but I had the roof fixed.” Loveland—“Redden, are you superstitious?” Redden—“Not a bit.” Loveland—“Well, lend me $13.00.”

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