New London High School - Whaler Yearbook (New London, CT)

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12 BULKELEY NEWS 4004 B. C. Popular songs invented by Adam, who introduced “ There’s only one girl in the world for me. ” 1828 Daniel O’Connell, elected to parliament refuses to take the oath. First and only time on record a politician ever refused to take anything. 858 B. C. Sardanapulus dies on a bier 400 feet high. Great envy among the thirsty. (fUjarartrrifltir of $ rmnrii. Munger - “ School Days. ” Copeland -- “ I’ve been Married Once. ” Bixler- “This is no Place for a Minister’s Son.” Barrows — “ Gee ! Aint 1 Glad I m Single. Jackson-“I’m Looking For a Financier. Small - “ I’ll make a Ring around Rosie. ’’ Frazier — “ Always in the Way. ” Davis - “ She Shook Him in Chicago. ” Keeney - “ Love’s Dream After the Ball. ” Smith — “ Girls ! Girls ! Girls ! ’’ Anderson - “ It’s Never Late Till Morning and Its Early After That.” Fowler-“ L-O-V-E Spells Trouble to Me.” Huntley — “ Cutey. ” Selikowitch - “Take Plenty of Shoes. ’’ Lawrence “ You’re Getting Better Looking Every Day. ” Birmingham - “ Votes For Women. ” Ryan - “ I Used to be Afraid to go Home in the Dark.” Mansfield — “ Gee ! I Wish I Was the Mayor. ” May — “ Oh You Spearmint Kiddo With the Wrigley Eyes.” Conant — “ Poker Rag. Newcomb— “I Want Somebody to Play With.” Winslow — “ 1 Want a Girl. Havens — “ I’m On My Way to Reno. Casey — “ Mrs. Casey. ’’ Payer - “ Winter. ” Raub — “ Heinie Waltzed Round On His Hickory Limb.” Hollandersky — “ My Littte Yiddisha Queen. Flaherty — “ I’m Going to Get Myself a Black Salome.” Crowley — ” Go Find a Sweetheart From the Emerald Isle.’

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BULKELEY NEWS II Crowjcy:(in Senior shorthand) “Well I cant do anything without fresh air. ” Mr. Brubeck opens the window. Still Crowley flunks. Conant (aside) “Tell him to open the other window. ” Casey : —“ What have you in the way of a cool smoke? ” Crowley: —“The Ice man’s delight. ” Havens :-“ (Taking cigar out of mouth) “I have a button in my mouth. ” May: —“ It must have come off the wrappers. ” Caracausa, (in English ) places his feet on the top of the seats. Instructor: “ This is a place to show your brains. ” Laugh-in one’s-sleeve-the direct route to the funny bone. ffltjtliiral (Djarartrra. Bacchus : - A brewer, who supplied the Gods with nectar, the beer that made Olympus famous. Lotus Eaters: — A gang of ancient vegetarians, who chewed leaves and went to sleep. Thanksgiving Day is the day devoted to the annual division of Turkey-with Greece on the side by the Hung ry folks. Kindling wood-from Ger. kind-youth and Eng. linger-to loaf. A place where youth generally loafs. Kiss Nothing divided by two, or an indescribable something that is of no value to anyone, but is much prized by everyone. Hug: — A round about way of expressing affection. Hock: —To “soak” what we least need. In Germany they generally “ Hoch the Kaiser. Egg: -- A wholesome, yet fowl product. A good cure for indigestion or bad acting. Jtfartfi in thr IflnrliTa ifiistnru. 753 B. C. Romulus and Remus open a milk route. 862 B. C. Jonah took the first trip in a submarine. 575 B. C. Horatius beat Lars Porsena at a game of bridge.

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BULKELEY NEWS 13 Professor —“ Who made that noise, did you hear It Fraser? Fraser: —“I Only Heard You Speak.” Professor: — “ What were the ‘ Navigation Laws.’ ” Ryan : — ( Dreaming ) “ They Demanded that every Indian have a hunter’s License.” Noonan ( Playing checkers) The way the checkers are placed now one couldn’t beat in a lifetime. Baratz ( Falling to earth ) “ No, nor even a year. ” If Baratz would study one hour out of that year he would be qualified to teach any subject in the school. “There is a strong resemblance between Jack and his sister, I believe its in the nose. ’’ “Yes that does run in the family.” He : —“ What is the hardest thing in college ? ’’ Qt. : —“ Doping out the easiest course. ” The game opened with Mollasses at the stick, Smallpox was catching, Sugar was in the box and plenty of smoke. Com was in the field and Apple was the Umpire. When Ax came to bat he chopped a short one to Sugar and the pitcher let Brick walk and sawdust filled the bases. Song made a hit and Twenty made a score. Every foot of the ground Slipper kicked, and he said Apple was rotton. Then Cherry tried it but it was a wild one. When Spider caught the fly the crowd cheered. Old Ice kept cool as the game went on until he was hit by a pitched ball and then you ought to have heard Ice scream. Cabbage had a good head and kept quiet. Old Grass covered lots of ground out in the field. Organ refused to play so Bread loafed and put him out. In the 5th. Wind began to blow about what he could do and Hammer began to knock. Then Trees began to leave and Knife was put out for cutting I st. base. There was lots of betting on the game but when Glass fell they all went broke. Soap cleaned up and they all kicked when light was put out on second. Tbe way they roasted Peanuts was a fright. Ballon went up in the air and Pigs began to root and the score was 1 -0 when Apple told