Nevada High School - Nevamo Yearbook (Nevada, MO)

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TWNEVAMC FACULTY COMEDY CUES Mr. Iilka: Do you know why I ilunked you, lunior? Iunior Short: I haven't the least idea. Mr. Iilka: Correct! Dear Mr. McKeehan, wrote Mrs. Denman, you must not whack my Iohnny. He is a delicate child and isn't used to it. At home we never hit him except in self-defense. Miss Burns: David, can you tell me how matches are made? D. Inwood: No, but I don't blame you tor asking. Miss B.: What do you mean? D. E.: Well, mother says you have been trying to make cr match for thirty years. Mr. Limbaugh: Now students, here you see the skull ot a chimpanzee, a very rare specimen. There are only two in the country-one in the national museum and I have the other. Mr. Howell: If there are forty-eight states in the Union, and super-heated steam equals the distance from Bombay to Paris, what is my age? , Richard Potter: F'orty7four, sir. Mr. Howell: Correct, and how did you prove that? Richard: Well, I have a brother who is twenty-two and he is only half nuts. Mr. Angus Springer was busy in his study. Have you seen this? said his wife, entering. There's a report in the paper of your death. Is that so, returned Angus without looking up. We must remember to send a wreath. Miss Bray: Cto Chinese man-servant? After this, when you enter my bedroom, please knockel might be dressing. Chinaman: Me no need knock. Me allawys look in keyhole first. Miss Dorman: tBride ot the yearl I want a loin to cook. Butcher: Okay, goilie, l'll see if I can find youse a cook book. Pagel2'

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l938 Top Row: Lucy Tapp Burns--English and Iournalism, B.S. in Education, State Teachers' College, Warrensburg, Graduate Work, Kansas University. Carl D. Gum-Principal, B.S. in Education, State Teachers' College, Cape Girardeau, M.A., University of Missouri, Graduate Work in advance of Masters, Colorado Teachers College, Greely, University of Missouri, Notre Dame, Columbia University, New York. Nell Inwood-Secretary to the Principal. Third Row: Edna McGovney-Home Economics, B.S. in Education, State Teachers College, Warrensburg. William O. N eel--Physical Education and Coach, Missouri School of Mines, Rolla, Kirksville S. T. C., B.S. in Chemical Engineering. Mary R. McAtee- Mathematics, B.S. in Education, M. U., Graduate Work, University of California. Harold E. George-Music, B.S. Kansas Weslyan University, Salina, B.M. eD., Graduate Work, Kansas S. T. C., Manhattan, Colorado University, Boulder. Second Row: Fred I. Iilka-Commerce, B.S. in Education, Kansas Weslyan University, Salina. Ethyl WinderseEnglish, B.S. in Education, State Teachers CoIlege, Springfield, Graduate Work, University oi Colorado. Ralph A. McKeehan-Industrial Arts, B.S. in Education, State Teachers College, Warrensburg, Graduate Work, University of Colorado, Boulder. Nell Ray Dorman-Commerce, B.S. in Education, State Teachers College, Spring- field, Graduate Work, Denver University. First Row: P. H. M. Armstrong-Social Science, B.S. in Education, University of Alabama, A.B., State Teachers College, Springfield, Graduate Work, University oi Ala bama and University of Southern California, Northwestern University, Evanston. Alva E. LimloaughwBiological Science and Drafting, B.S. in Education and Biology, State Teachers College, Pittsburg, State Teachers College, Springfield. Pagell Q

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