Nappanee High School - Napanet Yearbook (Nappanee, IN)

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GlaM Will We the Class of ' 42, being of sound mind and average intelligence, hav- ing completed four long, hard years of mental labor, pronounce this to be our last will and testament. I. Kirby Alexander, do bequeath my adaptability in getting alone with the girls — even though I am a newcomer — to Jim Stillson. hoping he has smooth sailing as Tve had - - - - so far! ! I. Elsie Bougher, do bequeath my gentle voice when it comes to influ- encing the opposite sex to Phyllis Oswalt. I. Paul Clouse, de bequeath all the dark-headed Milford girls to Rob Miller hoping that his campaign will be as successful as mine. I. Richard Counts, do bequeath my unruly hair to John Regenos. I. Norma Deisch. do bequeath all my glitter and glamour to Gwendolyn Johnson. I. Pat Doyle, do bequeath all my conceit (of which I ' ve plenty) to Nathen Jones hoping he has more success than I had. I. Mary Dumph. do bequeath my sweet disposition to Julia Pletcher. I, Stanley Farrington. do bequeath my years of ' pin-boy experience to Bob Freet to enable him to become a professional. I. Doris Foudy, do bequeath my fiance from Gravelton to Jane McFall if she will promise to care for him as I have. I. Mary Ann Fox, do bequeath my secretarial ambition to Mary Net- trour. I, Junior Frenger. do bequeath my numerous trips to New Paris to Rich Buss hoping that when he tires of Bremen he will join me. I, Lowell Gardner, do bequeath my dancing ability to Don Frenger as- suring him that it holds a certain attraction for the women. I. Wilbur Gaut. do bequeath my ditch(y) experience to anyone who can find more of them to get into. I. Julia George, do bequeath my many rides in the De Soto to and from school to Virginia Mishler. I. Robert Geyer, do bequeath my (?) sleek physique to Bobbie Lloyd so that his figure will draw as much attention as mine has. I. Max Gwin. do bequeath all my artistic ability to Agnes Muntz. I. Carol Hahn. do bequeath my Milford he-man to Marialyce Metzler. I. Bill Henley, do bequeath my parking place south of the mill to any- one that has less competition than I. I. Maxine Hershberger. do bequeath my beautiful braided hair to Juanita Martin. I. Darwin Hively. do bequeath my ability to sweep people off their feet (at Wegmillers) to Charles Stump. I. Georgia Hoffer, do bequeath my ability to keep my marriage a secret to Ruby Hershberger. I. Cassel Hoke, do bequeath all my silence to Charles Doyle assuring him that it has its advantages. I, Earl Holderman. do bequeath all my recent illness to anyone who thinks they can take it better than I. I, Ruby Holloway, do bequeath, as editor of this year ' s annual, all my pencil stubs and broken finger nails to the next year ' s editor. I, Willard Hoover, do bequeath my never-ending supply of wrong an- swers to Dave Miller to be used only in the classes where he will get the biggest laughs. Someone asked a question Beef couldnt understand But he got the point i When he sat down again. x Jrle Stout in Speech Had nerve to talk back Miss Barnard had a paddle Smack Smack. ' SrlACIt II HaSSMS . Jo, Jean, and Julie. ' iree little angels In government class Martin No more to tell.

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PM meaj, COUNTS! ! ! Now who ' d have thought he would take up that occupation? ? ? He has finally reached and rescued the poor suffering male who is none other than PAUL CLOUSE, that daring gigolo of the great metropolis of Milford! ! ! He arrived in an ancient yellow convertible. Now I wonder where he got hold of that? ! ? ! Now let ' s go on in and see who we can find. There is STANLEY FARRINGTON who has become a super sleuth at Ye Olde Pool Room. He reports the various heavier losses of certain men about town to BILL WEBSTER to be put in the ' Educating the Wives column of the Nappanee Advance. Bill is running it now and with this column and three pages of Superman in every copy, you can easily see why his circulation is over a million copies daily. Up in the balcony sits JOAN MELLINGER, all alone. Now who would have suspected she would be an old maid? ? ? hat cruel tricks fate plays! ! Well. well. well, well! ! Down in the $7.70 seats there are three jitterbugs of long standing: WILMA NETTROUER, LOWELL GARDNER, and ELSIE BOUGHER, Rumor has it that the profits they are making as partners in that little Hot Spot of Northern Indiana on the outskirts of Goshen, will soon have them all on easy street. Just at my left I see DORIS FOUDY and ELEANOR PHEND. They are running a very unusual little place called Develop Yourself! They teach rumba lessons and gum chewing, respectively. Sitting right beside little ( ? ) me is that multi-millionaire JUNIOR FRENGER. Am I thrilled or am I thrilled! ! ? ? He made his millions through tire production. He de-. clares he is never going to be caught without tires again so he makes his own. What would Zeke do without those trips to New Paris? ? Now let ' s all settle down and enjoy the show and we ' ll all meet afterwards at WIL- LIE HOOVER ' S Kroger Bowl Nile Klub. It ' s his closing night as he expects to visit the city jail for an indefinite period. All this was brought on by his incompetent bookkeeping which we all knew was going to happen ' way back in 42. - - - See you later! ! ! — Jean Oyler.

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GLu Will I. Raymond Kern, do bequeath my ability to rush every new girl that conies to school to Zeke Curtis to be used only in his own neighborhood. I, Norma Kring. do bequeath my jet black hair to Jean Sechrist in case she and her boy- friends tire of her blond locks. I. Maxine Jensen, do bequeath my shy and bashful ways to Pegge Shively to be used with her many one and onlys. I. David Johnson, do bequeath all my love for a Neter(er) girl in the junior class to someone with more luck. I, Hobert Johnston, do bequeath my girl- in-every-port to Dally Gardner with emphasis on Goshen. I, Millard Losee, do bequeath my weakness for sleeping in class to Max Hollar. I. Eileen Madlem. do bequeath my sweet smile to Janice Huff to be used as lavishly as mine was. I, James Martin, do bequeath my many out- of-town girl-friends to Ed Price, who. I am sure will be able to handle them. I. Joan Mellinger, do bequeath my nightly trips to West ' s to Mary Alice Pletcher. I. Betty Miller, do bequeath my ability to keep my temper in any crisis to Jean Rens- berger. I. Raymond Miller, do bequeath my ability to stay behind in bookkeeping to Olen Stutz- man providing he takes the wonderful subject next year. I. Mae Muntz, do bequeath my nursing am- bitions to Pegge Stahly hoping it will help her settle down. I. Josephine Mullett, do bequeath my senior boy-friend to any girl who thinks she can take him by storm quicker than I did. I, Wilma Nettrouer. do bequeath my numer- ous boy-friends to Marge Sechrist in case she ever tires of going steady. I. Jean Oyler. do bequeath my Oldsmobile and chauffeur to John Maust so that he won ' t have to ride his bike in from the country. I. Eleanor Phend. do bequeath my worn out and mutilated gum to Beef so that he will know what he has been missing during school hours. E Vivian Postma, do bequeath my ability to start new fads and cause sensations to the girls of the junior class in hopes that they will have as good luck as the girls of the senior class have had concerning matrimonial affairs. I, Annamae Reed, do bequeath my useful home-making knowledge to Mary Ellen Ne- terer to be used with her best prospect. I. alter Reed, do bequeath my ability to make small ice cream cones to Hennie Pippen so that she too will know how to work in a drug store. I, Marilyn Richmond, do bequeath my ex- hausting long walks to and from school to Joan Nunemaker to be taken in very small quantitites. I. Lisle Wade Roose, do bequeath my 8th grade heart-throb to Merton Dillabaugh. hop- ing that he will pick a girl-friend younger than himself - - - - as a new experience. I. Willis Roose, do bequeath my many ex- periences in love and romance to Elmer Mish- ler and from past experiences, suggest that he do it more quietly. I. Jeanette Slabaugh. do bequeath my popu- larity to Frannie Neterer — not that she needs it! I. Norma Sechrist. do bequeath my ability to break new records (concerning low grades) to Goon Miller, although I doubt if he needs it. I, Charlotte Shaum. do bequeath my inex- haustible number of steadies to Mary Wal- ters, hoping that she will be able to narrow it down to one by the time she is as old as I am. E Marilyn Stahly, do bequeath all my snow-storm episodes to anyone who can use them to a better advantage than I did. E Ora Stout, do bequeath my dry wit to Miles Fairchild hoping that he will think twice before cracking a joke ( ? ) . I. Theda Tyndall, do bequeath my innocent ways to Bette Tobias, being pretty sure that she could use a little bit of my innocence and that I could use a little bit of her technique. E Bill Webster, do bequeath my salesman- ship ability to anyone who thinks they can sell more than 99 annuals next year. E Francis eldy, do bequeath my ability not to spend much more than fifteen cents on a date to Jim Carl Miller - - - so that he can save more money and get ahead in double quick time. Witnesses: Mr. A bell Mr. Roose Jean Oyler