Mount Whitney High School - Oak Yearbook (Visalia, CA)

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Their sTudenTs ThdT There lwill be no Tolking, won- ldering eyes, or open lnoTes during o TesT. They dlso keep d close eye on homework for Twin pd- pers. ChedTing is noT d word found in o high school sTudenT's working vocdbulory. ln The ddmin- isTrdTion's eyes, sTudenTs ore seen To be cheoTing if They dre doing dnyThing more Thon eoTing, bredThing, or wolking. Will dnyone ever find The True meoning of chedTing? The school will probdbly never know. DID YOU KNOW Oh, No! lT's Third period ond you didn'T do your homework! On Top of ThdT you show up ldTe To cldss, only To find ouT ThdT iT is your sixTh Tdrdy. You Try To Think fosT . . . buT your mind is blonk! Then dll of d sudden, IighTening sTrikes dnd you come up wiTh on origindl lie . . . ThdT The Tedcher does noT believe. This some siTudTion hoppened numerous Times To sTudenTs dT MT. WhiTney, ond some of Their besT excuses were: - - for Tordies: - for geTTing ouT of cldss: i Drove sofely lT's ThdT Time of The monTh l wds Tdlking To my Deon My locker wds jdmmed I Threw up in The boThroom l hod To finish d TesT in onoTher cldss - for missing homework: l wdsn'T in cldss ThdT ddy l didn'T undersTdnd The dssign- menT l hdd To work losT nighT lT's in my jommed locker I lefT iT in my cor My counselor needs To see me lT's ThdT Time of The monTh l need To go To The nurse NoTure is colling for coming home ldTe: l losT Trock of Time l'm The King of my world l had To Tcike someone home Everyone else wds dropped off firsT My cdr wouldn'T sTorT I ron ouT of gds l hcrd sporTs prdcTice My wdTch sTopped l hod no wdy of knowing lT's dT home l losT iT I did The wrong page ' - for breoking d doTe: F l hdve To go ouT of Town My pdrenTs grounded - me l'm sick l cdn'T find onyfning To weor My relcrTives ore coming The Time - for noT going To school or work: l'm sick l'm hdving Cl spirTudl encounTer YOU KNCDW TI-IE TYPE! Typicdl Tedcher irffl TighTwdd: No ldTe homework: iT musT be Turned in during The period lT's due - even if you ore on your deoTh bed. You musT be coiled on To Tdlk ond geT permission To leove your sedT. The bdThroom is ouT of The quesTion. You're Tdrdy if you ore noT in your sedT when The bell rings. You wouldn'T dore close d book or leove cldss unTil dismissed. Everyone's pol: Alwoys inTeresTed in whdT The sTudenT hos To soy, Tells dbouT Their high school experience, wriTes posses so your Tdrdles ore excused, doesn'T require hondroising or ulTrd quieT during The IecTure. Typicol Tedcher 51752 Typiccil Teocher T753 Airhedd: ForgeTs ThdT he ossigned home- work on The ddy iT is due: feels guilTy dfTer helping one sTu- denT wiTh on onswer on The TesT, so he Tells The whole cldss: mdkes The due doTe of The homework he remembers os- signing The losT ddy of semesTer.

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ll UGHTI THE IIT The in side scoop on whaT asTrologlcal signs mean for Teachers LIBRA qSepT 24-OcT 235 Be nice look your besT: This Teacher s TasTeful senses are fine and he or she will appreci- aTe This. Maybe you will even learn from The Libra Teacher. The scales are always balanced for This Teacher, so presenT boTh sides of an issue. SCORPIO QOcT 24-Nov 225 Be moTivaTed To do your work, This Teacher is serious business. Save your kissy-kissy for Aries and jusT hang Tough. SAGITARIUS Q Nov 23-Dec 245 WhaT abouT ThaT Teacher who goes on and on buT sTill Teaches you someThing'? IT musT be his Sagiiarius sign coming ouT. Lis- Ten well, you'll learn as well as laugh aT This Teacher's corny jokes. CAPRICORN gDec 22-Jan 205 Truggle a loT for These Teach- ers, They like To see you sweaT. Brace yourself for hard work. They could be The besT Teachers you've ever had, preparing you for real college life. AQUARIUS Sian 24-Feb 495 sk as many auesTions as you wanT The Aquarius Teacher goes crazy when he can T figure anyThrng ouT so he is under sTandlng when you have The same problem JusT soak up The subiecT and The Teacher will cer Tarnly know you re There' PlSCES QFeb 20 March 205 WanT a caring Teacher'P Search for a Pisces They will help when you ask Show Them you're Try ing They believe in Taking unlim :Ted pains To help you do your besT work Don'T Throw ThaT pa per airplane behind This Teacher he has eyes in The back of his head ARIES QMar 24 April 205 Aries Teachers ove acTron SIT rrghT up fronT and be acTive in class Love The sub1ecT and Turn your homework in early GEMINI SMay 22 June 245 alk Talk, Talk Gemini Teachers can Talk and They love Those ThaT do likewise Don'T yawn in fronT of Them, because They are anyThing buT boring and They know iT Ask why They relish The ThoughT of Talking more CANCER SJUIW9 22 July 235 his one is like a feaTure lengTh A quick glance in maTh class aT your neighbor s TesT To geT The answer To number Ten plagarizlng Cliffs NoTes copying your friend s English homework or swrprng a copy of The Spanish semesTer final CheaTing We ve all done iT and all seen iT being done buT do we really know whaT iT is'P Teachers have one opinion sTu denTs have anoTher idea and Then The admlnisTra Tron has a differenT view AT The beginning of The year Teachers inform movie The Cancer Teacher is all moods in one One day Teach will laugh abouT everyThlng and crack jokes abouT Things The nexT week you walk inTo a scowl shop wiTh an eighTeen page Term paper due in Two weeks JusT live wiTh IT and enjoy The show LEO QJuly 241 Aug 235 Praise Leo Teachers live on praise So use Their name a loT and Tell Them how good Their class is and how much you jusT love To sTudy hrsTory JusT re specT Them and They will be en chanTed Aug 24 SepT 235 erfecTlon, This is your only key Remember ThaT dreadful red pencil? Well lT's back' Make sure your paper has no errors and doesn'T look like lT's ready To decoraTe The bird cage lf you wanT The Virgo Teacher To love you Type TTI VIRGO E April 24 May 245 esulTs are all ThaT maTTers To Taurus Teachers so acT sTub bornly and do your homework These Teachers are ulTra pa TienT, so iusT keep Trudging Through The smuTl TAURUS E 'iiwTrilr,iWlilrw ' W A A A A S A I , I I . . , . - , I K . - 1 - ' 1 X X W Y-KX , . . , , - , . .. - - , WT X s X wir N J , T . - W - ' ' 5 Nfl Q LTA ' ' I ,. - V I - , , , I I . . . . I I T I . I , . . I I - , . . . n I '

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