Moundsville High School - Orospolitan Yearbook (Moundsville, WV)

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THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPEN A HUMOROUS REMARK BY ONE OF OUR FACULTY. Mr. Haught 1- Please excuse this personal experience, but I ah-- Mr. Wiaiit :- You may have more brains than a dog, but the dog is the happiestf, Mr. Tiloek :- Shall I sing it 'V' You say that as if you were afraid you were right. Mr. Jones z- Well, that isn't wrong. Mr. Auld :- 1 think she's the cleverest thing. Mr. Yerger :-Ulf at first you don 't suck seed, suck eggs. Miss Smith :-HI would suggestl- Miss Williams:-t'The good students, take advantage of these last few 1l1OlI1611tS.7, Miss Kittle:-t'Now you girls get hack to the kitchen. Miss Patterson :-Toot! Toot! Off the tloor, girls. Heal ladies do not priinp in public. Mr. Rogers all ean't give any one credit, who doesn't study. Mrs. Tiiiihy:- Now after this you children eoine to class prepa red. ' ' Miss Parks :- Report to Mr. Yerger's detention, Wecliies- day. Miss Sigzitoose :- l'm waiting for you girls to get quiet. Mr, Shreves:- Not heiiig much of a speaker, I--H

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M. H. S. FACULTY Mr. Haught, being principal of the High School, comes first in the list. He is loved and revered by us all, and, al- though he has been with us but a short time, we have found his true worth, and how well he can manage a school full of unruly boys and girls. He is gthe teacher of Sociology, and those of us who are exposed to it, but are not taking it' know that his equal is not to be found. A Our science teacher, Mr. Rogers, lovingly called Scotchie by some, de- lights in running the High School when our principal is away. He is not satis- fied with the work being done in his Chemistry Class. Plays and other sports have deterred the work and giv- en him cause to complain. Miss Parks is our History teacher, and, although some of Mr. Rogers' eX- planations about Washington and J eff- erson did not please her, yet she is well liked by the pupils. Mr. Yerger teaches Mathematics, whether the pupils like it or not. He enjoys open air exercises- greatly, and is often seen taking long hikes. Mr. Tilock is our foot ball and base- ball coach. He is very strong on these sports, but does not coach basket ball. He teaches General Science and History and hedcan -explain Civil Governent to even the dullest. Miss Kittle is our Domestic Science teacher and, although she makes us wash dishes after Rotary every Wed- nesday, still we could not live without her. Besides, we occasionally get some new clothes under her orders. Miss Smith is the head of the Eng- lish Dept., and she is wonderfully suit- ed for this work. She keeps an eye on the library and tells the students when they have books over due. On account of her travels, Miss Wil- liams is the one to whom we go for any information concerning foreign cus- toms or language. She teaches lang- uages and Commercial Geography, and is a friend of all Freshmen. Miss Sigafoose is another of our English teachers, and, although this is her first year with us, we have found out that she is a confidential advisor to everyone. Miss Patterson, another of our effi- cient English teachers, is our girls' bas- ket ball coach and a very good one, too. She also teaches Girls' Physical Train- ing Class on Mondays and Wednesdays after school. . Mr. Auld is the Senior class advisor and the coach of our Senior play. He is also Manual training teacher. Mr. Wiant is Commercial teacher and boys' basket ball coach and he cer- tainly puts pep into the boys in all the ga.mes. Mr. Jones is our youngest acting teacher. He certainly has a good time in Domestic Science Dept. He teach- es History and Commercial studies. Miss Martin is our office lady who answers all our calls for A nickel's worth of theme paper, please. Mr. Bryson is our band leader and janitor. He could get music out of a stone and is liked by all the pupils. J. C. '22,

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