Moundsville High School - Orospolitan Yearbook (Moundsville, WV)

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El' .1 R -nf -1. Cl 'r 5 in N NMI-IEIF' if 'ID JOKES--Continued Sneeze Hearty ul rise to propose a little toast, announced the president o Hay Fever Club. What is it? Here's looking at-choolu -14 -F Adam and Eve's telephone No.: ZSI-Apple. Home Use for Hypnotism Robert, said the hypnotist's wife. i'Yes, my dear. I wish you would come here and tell baby he's asleep. 35 35 3F J. Pickett: Did you get the third problem? Chauncy H.: No, J. Pickett: How near were you to the right answer? Chauncy fthinkingl: About five seats away. 35 Ri 4 Senior: Have you kept up with your studies? Fresh: uYes, but l haven't passed them. if 36 36 Mr. Stewart: Miss Roberts will sing 'After You're C-one.' ' Voice in audience: Thank goodness! 35 it 3F Prof.: What can you tell me about the Ethiopian race? f the Fred P.: ul didnit see it, sir, l went to the basket ball game. 35 35 35 Did you send flowers to his funeral? No, I sent a fire extinguisher. 35 36 35' It must be terrible to have to spend most of your life in prison, said the curiosity seeker. Oh, it isn't so bad, replied the convict. They only have ing days once a month. 4 36 36 35 It is declared that the bagpipe is the oldest musical instrume the world. That must be why its joints squeak so. ff? 'I l92l l' W. visit- nt in

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1 w HMI-1511 + me fum .--. JOKES-Continued Why did the salt shaker? Because he saw the spoon holder. 5 as N- ar- f ' l Riffle- Did you ever read 'Looking Backwards? 1 Raffle- Yes, once in an exam, and I was suspended. 3 if 'Y' Oh, aspirin, dear aspirin my head aches for you. if FF ,I A Major Operation jean Mc.- What's the matter, old top? You look sick. Ham Ryan- l've just undergone a serious operation. ,lean- Appendicitis? H Ham- Worse than that. I had my allowance cut off. 'F W- 'T- Sweetheart Blues l 4... ...- Sung by Alta Levy ,-.. Cl I got a man, il Won't tell you his name, '- Cause your man And my man May be the same. tl- 4 W- William W.- Tell me how to make a delicate baby plump. No answer. l'l..et it fall off Myers' building and it will come down plump. if 55 PF The Kind of Questions We Want to Be Asked l.-What countries fought in the Spanish-American war? 2.-What nationality was the statesman Snickle Fritz? 3.-Was the Monroe Doctrine founded by George Washington? 3- X- JF Miss Powers-- Use occur in a sentence. H. S.- l chased a cur down the street. N 4 35 PF M. Stultz- May l go down in my locker? Fred-'She must think it is an elevator. L... !! ll l92l I' NN .110 Q

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N IVII-ISU-.. JOKES-Continued i Tact l went to a party with janet, And met with an awful mishap, For l awkwardly emptied a cupful Of chocolate into her lap. But janet was cool-though it wasrft- For none is so tactful as she, And, smiling with perfect composure, Said sweetly, The drinks are on me.' FF 96 'Y Old Gent: Do you know what happens to little boys who smoke? Little Boy: Yes, they gets picked on by nosey old men. 3- 5 it i'Why, Tommy! exclaimed the Sunday School teacher. Don't you say your prayers every night before you go to bed? Not any more, explained Tommy. l used to, though, when l had to sleep in a folding bed. it it JF He took her for an ice cream treat, His pretty blue-eyed Sal: But fainted when he saw the sign, Cream ninety cts. per gal. PI- PF -Y Given: A sheet of ruled paper. To Prove: That it is a lame dog. Proof: A sheet of paper is an inclined plane: an inclined plane is a slope upg a slow pup is a lame dog. it af' 3' First Scholar: What is the electrician doing over to the school house? Second Scholar: Putting in an electric switch. First Scholar: Oh, my, if they are going tordo licking by elec- tricity, l'll quit. PF JF 3' They had never met be4 But what had she 2 care? She loved him lo-derly, For he was a l.000.000-aire. 95 FS it Soph: Did you ever see a blind man read?,' Freshie: No, but l.saw a clarinet reed in Wilson's music storef as 45 :F lVlr. Rogers. in Biology: Name all the double-jointed animals, be- ginning with Raymond Barnettef' . if I! l92l ll ' W v