Morrison Cove High School - Pine Crest Yearbook (Martinsburg, PA)

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Jokes Continued Mr. Ritchey: '4Good heavens, sonl Why aren't you at the head of your class once, in- stead of always at the bottom. Johnny: It doesn't matter, Dad, Mr. Fish- er yells so loud you can hear at both ends. R i ll' 3 ll Mr. Frederick: How are you getting along with your math? g Lorraine Daughenbaugh: Well, I've learn- ed to add up the zeros, but the figures still bother me. 1 f i 3 il Bob Hoover: I suppose you think I'm a perfect idiot. Mr. Hoyt, gently: Oh well, none of us are perfect. 1 SK IF W Y Friend: Let me congratulate you, old boy. I'm sure you'll always look on this as the hap- piest day of your lifef' Don Russell: But it,s tomorrow that I'm getting married. Friend: I know that. ll ii' lk Y ll Ken Wilson was taking his first airplane flight, when he jumped up and remarked. Ouch, who put that tack there? Dick Metzler: That was no tack. We're just flying low and that was the Washington Monument. at at 1 ll 1 Russ Banks: You ought to take chloro- formf' Freshman: Yeh? Who teaches it? IF W If FF if Dentist: What kind of- filling do you want?', Fleeta Mentzer: Chocolate Y 1 ik li i Bob A ers: There's onl one ood thin Y Y 3 S about school. Buzz Butler: VVhat's that? A Bob: Well, you can't have vacation with- out it. i i i Y if Lois Reneker: 'fl got me one of those cook books, but I can't do a thing with it. Mrs. Points: Too much fancy stuff, Huh? Lois: You said it. Every one starts With: 'Take a clean dish'-That settled me right theref' Y 1 il Y 1 77 Paul Imes: Hey Brummy, I hear you made the baseball team? Johnny Brumbaugh: Ohl the other fellows helped a littlef, W ll ll ll! if Mrs. Martz: Louise, can you tell me about 'The Ordei of the Bath?, 'i Louise Clapper: First Pa and then Ma, and then us kids and after that the hired girl. Pauline Keith: What happened when you ask your boss for a raise? Marjorie Stonerook: Why, he was like a lamb. Pauline: What did he say? Marjorie: Baa, Baa. l 1 1 1 1 jean Dick: Did your watch stop when it hit the floor? ' Virginia Royer: Sure, did you think it would go on through? F U F ll ll Arlene Ayers: I don't see how football players ever get clean. Pat Nixon: Silly, what do you suppose they have scrub teams for? il F 4 ll 1 Pat Dodson: I never like to eat. Shirley Hamilton: Why? Pat: It spoils my appetite. 4 i ll HY F Sneeze Snyder: Have you read any good books lately? Betty Pheasant: No, but I've written re- ports on several that would be good if I had time to read themf, 1 i li ll i Freshmen Class: A Comedy of Errors ' Sophomore Class: Much Ado About Noth- ing Junior Class: As You Like It. Senior Class: All's Well That Ends Well. ll' R ll ll W Mr. Stoudnour to Seniors: You are to be excused early today: please walk quietly through the hal's so that you won't waken the other classes. ll if IK ii ll There had been a terrible explosion in the lab and Mr. Lindsey was investigating. What happened he bellowed. Carmen Sollenberger went into the chemistry room and lit a match, answered the class. Lit a match! Why I'd think that would have been the last thing on earth he'd do. Charles Whetstone: It Wasf, l 1 1 1 1 John Edwards: Do you know what makes the tower of Babylon lean??' Llwellyn Evans: No, if I did I would do the same. Q 1 ill 1 3 Mr. Shaffer to student who is half an hour late: You should have been here at eight oicfockf' Student: W4hy?t What happened? I li 1 Merle Baughman: I've added the numbers ten timesff Miss Spencer: Good boyf' Merle: And here are the ten answers.

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