Montpelier High School - Spartan Yearbook (Montpelier, IN)

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Tftll lxllli llfltlil llANi930 Mr. Emerson sliding down the banisters? Mr. Wilson playing polo? Miss Harter hunting big game in Africa? Miss Cogswell reading True Stories? Mr. Kelley has wisely suggested that the advertising slogan When better cars are made, Buick will make them be modified by each student to When better grades are made, I will make them. Here follow some suggestions of our own: Reach for a text book instead of a dime novel. Such good grades must be deserved. I'd walk a mile for an 'Af Not a demerit in a semester. Off the spring board it's formg in Ray Noller it's quill. What a whale of a diHerence just a few demerits make. School's 57 varieties -all S7 work. PERSONAL EQUATIONS Garl Walker minus his derby hat equals no popularity. M. H. S. girls minus cosmetics equal no beauty. john plus Cecile minus everything else equal happiness.. One green seventh grader plus five years hard work equals one senior. Bill Cale plus fifty years plus white whiskers equals trustee. Bob Jackson plus ten years practice equals one musician. Bernice Bowman minus rouge minus wig equals no appeal to the males. William Law plus two feet six inches equals one six-foot man. HIGH-SCHOOL ETIQUETTE Write as many notes in class as possible. It saves talking and from getting a bawling out. If you wish to leave the room, do not get the teacher's permission. It shows you are a privileged character. Take two steps at a time. It saves steps. Write your Latin translations in your book. It is a duty you owe to next year's students. Always chew gum in class. It is a mark of high culture. In convocations never pay any attention to the speaker. It shows that you know more than he does. Always laugh as boisterously as possible at incidents in class, whether funny or not. It shows that you have a keen sense of humor. Always try to come to class with your lessons unprepared. It shows that you are too smart to have to study. Never do as your teacher tells you. It shows that you are independent. Always leave as much paper as possible scattered over the hallway. The seventh graders need the exercise of picking it up. Always sharpen your pencils as often as possible. The noise lgzlps the students to concentrate. If your neighbor hits you with an eraser, always hit him back. An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth. It shows you study the scriptures. Always talk louder than every one else in class. It shows self-esteem, and that your views are better than anyone else's. if l lx E. - , K Y - 'S-VY 1' X r . . was . C,-Qcf? , X iss. - 'X X it 'li X 1-1-:J 'Rin i ' - WTA , YTJSQAWV 'I A ful' M Qui- Y -- X .2-, , ff! ,Haw . .':::.,QAx,-,-,Q . Q Q. 'H XL 1 4, ,l:.,a-., - - -- ' SX t: N iwws 4s.1.s.Jsu1r 6 z I-'aff . 'i 1' 'Ju- P. s '- five' .' V W lsb , lf' Sd 1'5y -wwf. ,rl 'Pew' . V 1 :7 1, a t - 1 ., asllgj f his sf it 1 .UQ v 'ist 1 . X may , , if 'i if i , T fll 4 i pl ui. . f f' ' ' . ff l, Y I f fi? Wiz? jf! R'. 67' x -1 -1, xx . Ng: l I fl I J! ,Sy ni Y,

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I T . 0 Je HEliNlD IAN HAN93 l I .Y ' R I l ' WELL INFORMED Miss Morton, in Secretarial Studies-What IS an acceptance? -V Ray M.-When someone offers you something and you take it, it's an acceptance. ,H 'E' ' NEW PLAY BY SHAKESPEARE Miss Albertson-in English IV-Name one of Shakespeare's tragedies. fugaw ' Hazel S.- Marquette and Juliet. GOOD REASONING Mr. Kelley: What nationality is Ramsay MacDonald? Earnest G.: I don't know, but I know that his secretary is Scotch. im ma, Mr. Kelley: How is it that you know the nationality of his secretary? 7' 'fix Ernest G.: Well, he kept the stamps that the Annual Staff sent him for a photo- graph of the prime minister. -I A SAP'S FABLES .f': Once upon a time Mr. Buroker told a joke at convocation, and some poor devil laughed. 'I 'rj One upon a time Puff-Ball Hawkins had his English lesson. i X Once upon a time Mr. Buroker said to the seniors, Your conduct is far superior to ,. 'V that of the juniors. J 'L ' Once upon a time Clifford Bedwell said something stronger than darn. A .5 Once upon a time a freshman said to a senior: I wonder if I shall ever know as much Ili X' as you do. al' Ml 1 Once upon a time, when it was raining, Mr. Wilson fell down and broke off his nose. I '91 He picked it up, but, in his confusion, put it back on upside down. The water R it filled his nostrils and nearly strangled him to death before he could rectify the sit- .1 -t uation. 'gy as , . X Once upon a time Bill Salyer came to school without his glasses. fn 'i Once upon a time Mr. Ward failed to attend a basket-ball game. fag' .X X! Once upon a time a student said, I want to congratulate the Student Council for giv- Q ing me demerits in locker inspection. I certainly deserved them. A -N Once upon a time Raymond Sills arose at the late hour of ten o'clock. 'fig His valet carefully trimmed his hair, and shaped his mustache. 5 Then his Chinese cook mixed him a cocktail. After partaking of some baked lob- 1- V ster for breakfast, he dressed in his best tuxedo and picked out his favorite jade gax ciglzgrettg holllder. Llanguidlydlighting a Fatima and flicking the ashes in a silver, :fl ' em osse as tray, e starte out on his day's work, which was--plowing corn. 9 . T ,I CAN YOU IMAGINE: ,, ,lj Cleo Reff making love to Lucille Fox? 17 Mr. Brumfiel carrying two guns? - ' Miss Morton taking boxing lessons? Catherine Moyer going with Ralph Figley? 7 Mrs. Taylor having a hair-pulling fight with Miss Morehouse? Melvin Mason's being a woman killer? ' 2On2Jn,' Werner maliing sfraight A's.? rt arnes running t e mi e? Thelma Speece making a parachute drop? Margaret Miller swimming the En lish Channel? . . 3 Mr. Buroker riding a mule down Main Street? Miss Nelson chopping wood? S 'vii f a gxgii-lex W 'X T: 't'- ..,:':1 Ck -.-ff , X 5 Q-Q:-E?-f ff -' ffAqr1wAna,cu-..fi,,T'a:'?' 1!':-f-1-71f'r -L-,3,fT::, 221-4 '

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X! Y Q x V35 25 we X X X K '7 1 D sf. iggxlsu ZF 7' ,ff :L M34 1 X ll fi Q 1. Wy. iii A IL. HIP, lv NX i lill Q. Q ' .x .ff 77 l W l 4-'W Tel NED IAN IAN? High School Commandments I. Thou shalt not make an image of thy teacher. II. Thou shalt not kill time. III. Thou shalt not steal quietly away from school. IV. Honor thy teachers that thy days may be short in the house that has been pro- vided for thee. V. Remember thy school days and keep from loafing. VI. Thou shalt not bear witness against thy classmates. VII. Thou shalt not take thy book home in vain, to study it not. VIII. Five days shalt thou go to school and studyg the other two thou shalt fol- low thine own inclinations. IX. Thou shalt not covet the good grades of thy classmates. X. Thou shalt put no pleasure before school work. Classified Ads Wanted-Compacts. Bill W. and Don I-I. Wanted-A book on How To Make Love. George Sills. Wanted-Some way to make Garl Walker behave. Miss Cogswell. Lost, strayed or stolen-The dignity and good demeanor of the Senior Class. Found-A perfect man. Answers to name of Tom. Owner need not inquire. I intend to keep him myself. Mildred Cole. Wanted-One tall, dark, handsome man to make love to me. Lillian H. Lost-My ability to quill the teachers. Clyde Keith. Lost-My vim, vigor, and vitality. Grace Winget. ere ll t MAJ f .7 r X ,,,f4 .. fl.- X i i?2,f,f'f H'-itffw ML-,ctf..ffITQ f1f:i-g1'?2CPfiaif-fseeei -ff! i