Monroe High School - Doctrine Yearbook (Monroe, NE)

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Laugh and Learn W In Physics Class.- 'Mr. Reeves: The law of gravity is' what holds us upon this earth. - ' I Edna: fVery innocentlyjz But Mr. Reeves What' held us up before that, law was passed? I - i Correct. Miss Roberts: Kenneth how much time did you spend on this lesson? time. , Miss R.: What do you mean, rail-5 road time? ' Kenneth: Including stops and de-' lays. - . ' Stephen: It must be awfully cold int my brother's room at college. Gottlieb: Why so? Stephen:-, He wrote that his room, mate just slipped in with a 'skate on? W Recently at play practice Mrs. Reeves told Harold to run up the cur- it-ain. Harold says be may be quite- an ath- lete, but he can's do that yet. Miss Johnson: Lloyd, what is a bridegroom? K ' Lloyd: Please teacher its a thing, you have 'at' a wedding. , K An Unpopular Sense. Miss Steinberger: Lefwie, how many: senses do we have?1' U Lewie: Six, . ' Miss S.: 'fName them please. Lewie: Sneezin ,cou hing, sobbing 7 c.rying and yawning. And the sixth sense is an extra one which some folks Q have. It is snoring - ' W 'f WontxWe Miss- Helen's advice? Esther's scolding? Q Henrietta's giggling? Edna's sympathy nex t year? -I'll say we will. Florence: Say do you have la thumb tack? 4 ' X . 1 , If Lenora were a piece of land would RoliufFarmer? . - p Quentin: In what way are a Ford and school room alike? . Bill: The crank is in the front. Phys'ology Questions. v iWhere can a man buy a cap for his knee or a key to the lock of his hair? Can his eyes be called an academy because there are pupils there? V For the crown of your head, what Kenneth Smith: One hour, railroad! 3 jewels are found? . Who travels the- bridge of your nose-? S I s l If you want to shingle the roof of your mouth, Would you use the nail of your toe? 'Can you sit in the shade of the palm of your hand? A Or beat the drum of your ear? Can the crook in your elbow be sent to jail? Iflso what did it do? 1, ' How can you sharpenyour shoulder blade? I'll be switched if I know, do you? -Jllhe Pelican. R. W. STILLI GER sf soN f ry Goods, Groceries t a Shoes O A We buy. all kinds? of Produce - Tryi us first We will appreciate your patronage: f , , , .,., -i ,. 1 , We buy -1 -, ' K- Cream, Poultry and Eggs, and ship vourustock. Otto: No, but I have something, ' . just as goodf' , Florence: What is it? Otto: A finger nail. i 'I-if Edna's burdens were heavy would Stephen Lightner? I If Arabella were a plant would Har- old Potter? . If Margaret liked Kenneth would Quentin,-Blaze her fBlaseI'l? ' 'If Verna tried to leave would Ed- ward Weber? If Stephen talked to Louella would Edna Terry? I Would Bernice yell- if Amelia Bit.- ter? I I We sell Pure :dried Butter Milk, Security Stock: and ,Poultry'Foods and Remedies. - I - ' s Also see us -boutyour vaccinating, both hogs and cattle. A complete line of supplies for stock. raisers, including serum and virus. ' I ' . , 1 l D. O.LAWRENCE, The Hog Ma.. 1 ,

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CCont1nued from page 71 customers but they pralsed and ad vertxsed my cooklng and oon I was forced to engage an asslstant be cause of theh lncreasmg throngs that now filled my mall rooms My ccok mg attracted many men and among my several admlrers whom I wxll name below Archduke Kelly Prlnce of Wales and Duke Archlbold. But due to lack of slncerlty on both sldes I marrled none of these because cown deep 1n my heart I stlll deslred none of these But good luck cannot last forever' My bad luck came soon' Fxrst I had to dlscharge my asslstant and then came lelsure for me One mornlng durlng a lull 1n the trade I plcked up the London Tlmcs and wa., attracted by a large heavlly prlnted headllne ktomame Poison mg Readlng on I found the phys C1 ans were bafteled at so many serlous cases of polsonmg But after a con ference of all the noted physlclans 1t was declded that the ource must have been some food partaken of at a publlc eatlng house Whlle I was st ll readlng I was startled by a volce be hlnd me saymg Beg youl pardon Mam but are you the prop letor of thla eatlng place? I w1ll not go lnto detall over thls sad chapter of my llfe only to say that he was a clty food lnspector who because of hls badge I was compelled to allow to lnspect my kltchen H found that I had been uslng too large a quantlty of saccharln aand thls the ource of the polsonlng On account I was forced to close doors to the publlc Because of 1 dlsgrace I left London ard returned to Amerlca HaVlIlg' n no ne to whxch I could go and very llttle mon ey I llved for a couple of months on my small supply of money whlch grad ually decrea eed untll I could count my savmgs ln four peennles was thls m I then went to Platte Center seek mg work and arrlved IH the midst ol a terrlble storm After want er ng about the StleetS fol more than an hour I determlned to seek shelter as my clothu g were oaked I knocked at th enearest coor and could har li, suppress a cry of gladne s when the door opened and a robed figure of a SISIBI of Melcy stood framed there Oh I never wlll forget that mght' The feellng of securlty that came over me due to the kmdne s shown by the sls tels I knew that my home would for ever be dolng thls same klnd oi charltable work That fall I entered the convent and before the COIIIIIIQ' sprlng I had taken the ve1l of slster hood and on looklng forward to the tlme a year from now when I shall take the whlte vell and I lntend that thls wxll seal me to thms charltable work forever But thl IS enough of myself and really now Mr Reeves I must be go lng I have certamly enjoyed thls talk and I rn gomg to try and look up some of my old cla smates Goodbye By the Semors A cordmff to estxmates of experts lt cost S563 00 to tram a man to cut the uppers of shoes Thxs IS a rather slmple Job compared to the mtrlcate Job of teachmg Nebraska taxpayers complaln of hlgh taxes and stlll per m1t our schools to operate on a sys tem that requlres the tralmng of ap proxxlnately 5000 new teachers each year whlch number IS nearly one thlrd of the total number of teachers employed by the State We are wast 1ng S2 500 000 per year by rot encour aglng teachers to remam and progress wlth the professlon Money talks Educatlonal Dlgest lgljQlljlllll l For the young man or woman-- Just graduating from Hugh school, what better could you do than to Invest a small part of your earnings ln a lxfe Insurance contract Your parents have sacnficed much ln order that you might have an education why not safeguard them ln this way? A policy ln the Bankers Life wall actually return to you more than you deposnt, and gave you a feelmg of security experienced nn no other way ltns one of the first stepping stones to success a firm foundation upon which to build your future happmess and prosperity S E PEARSON W S FRENCH Representing The Old Lune Bankers Lnfe lnsurance Company of Lincoln 'v +QQvQf' i1u53l liia3uiaiuX Monroe Servlce Statlon l C T TERRY Proprletor Gasolme, Kerosene and Lubrlcatlng Olls Tlres, Tubes and Accessarles Iltlllthtltliujuialjunsqguungnugduiuuinjllfo . Q . -. ' Q Q ' A I - . 4 I ' I I I O , I - 1 , - II I ' I . e ' ' . ' I ' S, . . . ' ' ,, - ' I . - . - Q - . . . - s - I I I , I , - S . ' 'H .Q . ' 1 I ' . 'J 1 - A 1 . ,. . - - Q n . ' A ' -- 0 ' ' Q, ' I I . I a I . ' ' a 1 ' . n ' - ' ' - 1 1 I .- -' ' , 1 I . . , 1 ' ' I ' I 0 I Q I ' Il. ' I ' I I - . .fr Q , Q b I , . . I ' ,I . . I ' cc I ' S ' ' ' , , I . I I I I I I . . , H - . - I A . . . Q . i IV' . I . ' U II , I 1 g 0 I 0 . 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' Valedictory a Dear Friends, Te-achers and Class- mates: ' We who stand to-night at themeet- ing between a happy past and. an un: known future have reached not the end, but the Commencement of our lives. We have completed the course that 'has been given us, and are now raedy to step forward along -the path- ways of Life. So far we have come together, hand in. hand and we have been looking forward to this time for- getting that it was going to mean a time of parting, But-now we remem- ber, and in spite of our triumph it makes us sad. Therefore- I am not go- ing to linger over the parting words. Our-little boat stands at rest to- night at the bend of the stream, and we are pausing awhile to draw in our breath for the work ahead that is to be through many deep ,and to us un- known channels. So far we have rowed our toat together, but tonight boat, which he shall row and row alone. V It is pleasant to pause here at the bend of the stream, and consider the pleasant calmness through which we have been rowing, but we cannot ling- er long for the river of life must ever go on. ' . S ' Dear Parents, and Fiends wetcanno-t pass forever out of thisquiet channel into deeper water, without ,tharkirg you for thetmany privileges you have . . . . . I given us, on this our beglnnlng of our' voyage of life,iwe want-you'to know how much 'we appreciate your loving thoughtfulness before, we, to-night, sail onward, thro-:gh the deeper chan? nels to the sea of Life.. . a To you, dear teachers, we must ex- press our earnest thanks. Often' in the days to come on life's sea, when the tillows ot' the storm break over us, with their trials, temptations and sor- rowsg when our courage sinks like a rock within us, and discouraged we lay down our oars and let our small craft drift through the starless night, then re-sting upon them and watching the rising sunwill come memories of school and you and wh.en before our surprised -eyes our dear class motto: Not Evening but Dawn with all its beauty and meaning is unfolded com- posed of those dear old colors the blue an the gold symbol of trust and of promise. Then will we rise up to your teachings and again take up our oars and with renewed strength row on. to perform our mission in the splendif sea of big ger oppo' tunity. Dear teach ers, you must all know how deeply we feel this partingg and can realize how much we mean by the only words we can find to say God bless you! ' , L - - To the Board' of Education,'I would ' P ' See 'tus for e extend the thanks of a class for the priviledge we have enjoyed here. We - ,Picnic and ' Baseball Supplies feel grateful to those who have made it possible for us to come to this particular school. ' Class, mates, there'si only one 'word more, and the last must be to you. We are lingering at the bend of the V ,stream-the end of our course togeth- er, for now peach. must row forthl alone into the deeper channels to D come, wherever and into whatever they may lead. Let us as the billows ' of life force us apart remember this e ' night, and with ourchart and com- . ' i Q pass row straight and steady on to our Ao Q goal. ' And now as our boat glides on, , Bearing the Class of 1924, Where other classes have gone, V Columbus Plumbing and Heating Steam Supplies To be a classno more, ' ' May the blue and gold, ' Belting 'On each breeze so high, I True ideas unfold Columbus' Nebr' , AS We Say, G00d'bYe' Phone 245 . 2411-13 w. l3thSt. . By Edna Terry. 1 Friendship's Perfect Gift YOUR PHOTOGRAPH Priddy Photo CO. T Q a Columbus, Neb. . :00090 909999909999999990 0009 999999 0900099 999006096093 0 ' r - - - o O - ' ' h Q D aw- ,., , 2 fNfeafv+i5 - s z . ii y ,.i f ff it 1 ff--elif-mf l 2 A ' 5 ii 4-75 DEPARTMENT STORES i ' 2 E O i , In Thirty-Three States . D E 9 - , ' Q i 9 0 o A c 0 3 Dry Goods, Clothing, F urmshmgs i 0 . Q T as ' , 4 4 3 t Ready-to-Wear, Shoes, Notions .3 o A , C 3 Columbus, Nebraska 2 0 906990 66 990999999090999999 909990909090 999909 900099900