Mission High School - Mission Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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INIISSION HIGH ScHooL 1.4011 'IGN Our people like yours have followed the arts and sciences for ages. Much has been accomplished. Feats have been performed that would convince even the most skeptical. Amazing inventions have occurred with such regularity that they are no longer considered novelties but common products of the age. Still we have failed miser- ably! We have failed for the simple reason that of all these discoveries not one had dealt with the prolongation of life. And this to the Martian people is of the utmost and highest importance. Here the Emperor paused, noticed the effect of his words and continued: Hearing of Professor Brand's remarkable discovery The Tissue Restorerf' our people were filled first with wonder and admiration, then with envy. Not an or- dinary jealousy, but an intense one that flickered and flamed within them. The only recourse was a Declaration of War, a recourse which I now see was wholly unneces- sarvf' In behalf of the Martians, I accept your splendid gift and in reciprocation I want to present your people with a Martian discovery called the Ambition Ray or synthetic knowledge. These rays of various wavelengths when diffused on a person transmit permanently to that person all the knowledge those wavelengths represent. For example, if the chemistry wavelength 0000000000053 mm.J is used the student immediately knows all the chemistry the device gives off, which is about the same as the knowledge acquired in one month's study, and so it is but once a month that these students go before these rays, the rest of the time being devoted to athletics. shops, laboratories, et Cetera. Professor Brand jumped to his feet. A remarkable discovery indeed! The students of Mission High will be the first ones to profit by your kindness! Would that we had it in my school days. The emperor then invited them to partake of a Martian banquet. Soon the entire party was seated at the enormous tables while a host of strange but delicious viands was placed before them. Joyfully they ate, happy with the thought that a horrible and destructive war had been averted. After the banquet, Georg and Winona strolled to the grand balcony adjoining the hall to witness the beauty of a night' on Mars. The Earth loomed in the heavens as a huge full moon. I really believe the Earth received the best of the bargain, spoke Winona de- lightedly. Why have you come to that conclusion, asked Earth's capable ambassador. Because, Georg, and here Winona wrinkled her forehead assuming a Winsome philosophical attitude, what is life without the ability to learn and gain an under- standing of its problems, without which joy and content are never, in their fullest sense, realized. E191

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THE MISSION edit - lm' trunk of an elephant. Their ears also were not unlike an elephantls, being extremely large and flabby. Their bodies were covered with fuzzle feathers due to the cold cli- mate. Their heads were abnormally large and their legs and arms abnormally small, due to the fact that all work was done by their brains. Their arms, from lack of use, had lost their muscular mold. They spoke in monosyllabic language that Georg alone could understand and presently it was made known to the Earth's people that they were under arrest and would be hastened to Oorah for trial by the Martian emperor. Georg's plans were being caried out, and all submitted wilfully to be escorted to the nearest broadcasting station. 'alt will be a new thrill to be broadcasted to Oorah from here, said Winona wist- fully. Yes, if this famous Martian device for broadcasting human beings works suc- cessfully, replied Georg. The molecular transmitter delivered the three earth visitors to Oorah without a mishap. They all donned radium injected clothes, the warm properties of which off- set the cold Martian temperature of l80 degrees below zero, Fahrenheit. They were escorted into the court of the Emperor, a magnificent glass palace which lent an untold colorful beauty to the eye of an observer, due to the reflecting properties ofthe glass. Most of the architecture was strange and weird to the Earth folks and most of the colors were bright Vermillion or a dazzling green. lluge batlike creatures, perhaps pets of the Martians, infested the ceiling of the dome. After being escorted before l.Q., Super Intellect and Emperor of Mars, Georg at once assumed the role of first speaker. Allow me to introduce Professor Brand and his daughter Winona, spoke Georg calmly. He added, lt is needless to say that Professor Brand is the famous inventor of the tissue restorer which, I surmise, is wanted by all Martians. Learning this, the Emperor quickly put the Earth folks at ease, assembled his con- suls and Georg was again introduced as spokesman. You probably realize the stupidity of war and the blessing of eternal brotherhood which now predominates on our Earth, spoke Georg, addressing the Martians in their language. He continued, lf all the time, money, and brains devoted to plane- tary wars were devoted to scientific progress we would be advanced at least 100 years further than usual. For example, on earth we can make from coal tar, perfume or TNT,-which do you prefer? On Earth the golden rule governs our land, now we hope to have the law also govern planets. The grievances between us are but slight. It is your desire, we surmise, to obtain the Earth's invention called the tissue restorer, but to people of your mental capacity it is your method to approach us by war? We are glad to share our inventions with the people of the universe and I take this op- portunity on behalf of Dr. Brand to present to you the Tissue Restoreru as a gift, feeling you have repaid us by eliminating war. I thank you l For a time none of the Martians spoke and it was clearly evident that they were struck silent by the unselfish purport of Georg's speech. Then the Martian Emperor arose. Friends, he began, I implore your pardon for my hasty actions. Allow me to explain the cause of our ignorance. fl8l

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Turn NHSSION Q6 USN' Georg nodded his head approvingly at this girl's radiant philosophy and until late that night two figures were silhouetted in the magnificent, moon-like light of Earth, which their ultra-modern diplomacy had probably saved from destruction. LLOYD WINTER CNOte to the reader: These celebrities may, in point of years appear elderly,-- if you apply the new instantaneous Jamart calculator, but do not forget that they have all used the Fountain of Youth Health Restorer that is guaranteed as a longevity pro- ducer according to the formula that its value varies inversely as the square of the width of the user and directly as the cube of his fund of good naturej. MXTEEN 4 With shaking heads, and oft reproachful eyes, They call me restless, and they do not realize That storm and tempest shake me day and night - That I am seeking, passionate, for light. They seem to have forgotten their own youth- Their eager, hungry searching for the truth. They cannot see my scorn of childish play, Nor yet the yearning, as it slips away, For carefree, thoughtless freedom that was mine. They guess not, though they have perceptions fine, What dread I have, and what unceasing fears Of all the binding cares that come with years. My Words, to them, are bold and crudely new, CWhy should they shrink from all things that are true?Q They laugh at every fairy fantasy, My shining dreams they shatter ruthlessly. O unrelenting Time, who, day by day, Will bear me, still resisting, far away From all the girlhood joys to which I cling, Grant that my heart, as now, shall ever sing. Forbid my soul should with the low earth plod When it may soar, free-winged, up to God. BETH MAITH ER. I 20 l