Milton Union High School - Blackhawk Yearbook (Milton, WI)

Text from Pages 1 - 86 of the 1918 volume:

THE GOLDEN ARROW Published Annually by the Students of Milton High School 1 9 1 8 Volume XV - MISS DOROTHY TROVVBRIDGE To Miss Dorothy Trowbridge, the friend and staunch supporter of all good things in Milton High School, whose kindly service for the past three years has been an inspiration to the students of this school, the Nineteen Eighteen Golden Arrow is dedicated. : 2 W I! MR. UREN MR. MARTIN MISS- TROWBRIDGE MISS BORDEN THE FACULTY MR. A. XY. URICN, Principal. Bookkeeping, Algebra, Physics, Geometry MR. A. H. MARTIN. U. S. History, Agriculture, Physiology. General Science. MISS ALICE BORDEN. English, Medieval History, Business Eng lish. MISS DOROTHY TROXVBRIDGIE. Gerinzm, Latin, Ancient History. NRE QQBEEKBE BBB ii H6153 GOLDEN ARROW STAFF 4-4-3- EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ASSISTANT EDITOR - ASSISTANT EDITOR - BUSINESS MANAGER 415 BUSINESS MANAGER 429 BUSINESS MANAGER Isp - ASSISTANT BUSINESS MANAGER ART EDITOR ---- ' ATHLETIC EDl'l'OR JOKE EDITOR - Cleone Bingham Doris Babcock Leo Vickerman Clyde Arrington - Stanley Fox VValter Hudson George Babcock Mildred Campbell VVilliam Summers VVill Burdick ' NP REFRAIN OF THE STAFF lY6'x'e lnccu working on this A-Xrrow .Xll this live-long' time: XYCWC hceu working ou this Arrow, .Xml tice! it's hccu at griuml! XYQ want to lleill' you all zx-laughing Wlieu you rczul our jokes, .Xml say our pictures are good looking For we'vC tried to suit you folks. S I. HQZEIYIHYQH' new - as.r'mxsou'- 'a.. CLASS OFFICERS l IQICSIlJliN'l'fk'lzu'z1 Suulvy X'lL'li-l'lQIfSlIJICNTY l,cu X'ik'lxtlllllll .,. . .,,., . ' ,itll hlzi lilz l .XIQX -IlQl'..X5LflxI'.lxfl1m.1 lx U JUllQSf-fl.:1x'c11mlc1' 211111 XYhitc M1J'lvl'fI4"l'1xCClsi0l'U THE GOLDEN ARROW SUNBY ARRINGTON CLARA SUNBY. "How she studies and recites, Gives the tlunkers forty frights!" Girls' iilee Club l3jg Class Presicleut Q4J. CLYDE ARRINGTON. "Girls? I don't know one from another." H. 5. Orchestra Ql,2,3.4.jg Baseball lx2,3jg Basket Ball Q5,4j 3 Class Vice Presiclcnt QSJ g Agriculture De- bating Team Q3jg Golden Arrow Staff Li3,4jg Hay- seed Q4j. THE GOLDEN ARROW SAYRE EMERSON BABCOCK RUTH SAYRIE. "A Human Declaration of Independence." tiirls' Glee Club t2,3Jg Class play L-135 Chorister of Round Table LZQ. Ht JXVARD EMICRSON. "Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit! President Literary Society t2ji Vice-President of Class QZIJL Class Play 143. DORIS B.-XBCOCK. "Yes, Music is the prophet's art." tlirls' tllee Club 12,3jg Girls' Basket Ball QZJQ Supt. Domestic Science Dept. in H. S. Fair 121. V VVYV THE GOLDEN ARROW - RICE VICKERMAN BABCOCK IRMA RICE. "A good giggle is worth a hundred laughs at any market." Girls' Glee Club Ql.2,3j3 Secretary :mal Treasurer of Class f4j. LEO VICKERMAN. "If he ever gets to Heaven, he will have to walk or beg a ride, for his father will not let him have the car." Class Play HQ 3 Golden Arrow Staff L49 g Baseball Q2, Sjg Basketball L2,3j. RUTH HAHCUCK. "There will be sleeping enough in the grave!" lilee Club Qlj 3 Class Play 1493 Class Secretary Treas- urer LSJQ Orchestra Q4j. THE GOLDEN ARROW BINGHAM BURDICK MATHIE CLIEON li lllNl SHAM. "I can't-I've got a date!" Girls' illce Club QZ. 3jg Orchestra QS, 4j 1 Golden Ar- row Stuff 43,453 Secretary of Round Table QZJ. WILL BURDICK. "He is not dead, but sleepeth!" liolclcu .Xrrow Staff 1-lj Q Class llluy L49 1 Stock juclg ing Team 143. AI.lCl'. MA1llll'.. "Books are better than boys any day!" Girls' Basket Bull Ll,2jg Glee Club Q3j. THE GOLDEN ARROW BURNETT SUMMERS FUDER JESSIE BURNETT. "How I do like to ask questions!" Girls' Cllec Club L2,3j. XYILI.lfXlNl SUMMERS. "If hot air were music, William would be a brass band!" ,-Xss't Couch Basket Ball 1435 Busclmll 1353 fiolcleji Arrow Stal? 1-Hg lrlzxyseecl 449. ANNA FUDER. "Always busy, but happy!" Girls' -Glce Club l2,3j. ll l mlmlGoQSi1ffAlEif6'w l VINCENT HUDSON POST Xl ICI? X'IYc'lf'Y'I' "If you want a helping hand, here it is!" liirls' lllcc Clulm l2.3lQ Cflzlss Sn-r.-'l'1'c:1s, 123. XX'.Xl.'l'lClQ IIUDS1 JN. "By his gait ye shall know him!" 1 , , . i'l.lss l'l:u' l-H1 ll. 5. Qu:1r1c1tv 129,413 lmlvlcn X1 www Stull' 1-H1 ll. S, Yell lmzlclcl' 12.3.-ll . Yll ll.li'l' l'1 D5 l . "Give me the money, I don't care about the man!" llirls' lllcc Lllulw l2,3l3 Class l'rcsirlem lljg ilu l'lzly 1-ll. , ,,,, THE GOLDEN ARROW CLARK BABCOCK McARTHUR RETTA CLARK. "Her voice is ever soft and low-an excellent thing in wom an!" Class Play HJ. GEORGE BABCOCK. "He always has a cold-ahem!" Basket Ball Q2,3j, Capt. Q4jg Baseball l2.3,4j3 Class President 1233 Class Play q4jg Golden Arrow Staff HJ 3 Stock Judging Team HJ. GLADYS MCARTHUR. "She is one who does her own thinking!" Class Sec.-Treas. llj. E 16 THE GOLDEN ARROW SENIOR PROPHECY It was the year of 1942. For twenty years I had been engaged in my noble work to such an extent that I had neither seen nor heard anything of Milton. My labor had been the art of helping make possible the passage of trains-in other words, working on the section. My home had been in Palinyra, but as my line of work went east I had had no time to visit my old home town. But now my section boss had done me the honor of giving me a promotion. He said he was going to send me to Milton to juggle baggage. The first person I saw as I got off the hand car at Milton was my ex-class-A mate, Anna Fuder, delivering a lecture on probation in the village park. Having a half day off I went over to the schoolhouse. I went upstairs and looked in the door but the pupils all laughed at me and the principal grabbed me by the collar and told me it was no place for Dagos. He was only about four feet high and I could easily have handled him, but he looked familiar and upon investigation I found that he was Hubert Roy. He refused to recognize me until I had cleaned up with the assistance of the janitor whom I found to be Clyde Arrington. He greeted me condescendingly, and I found that he had cast his lot for better or for worse with Ruth Babcock and that they were happily situated on College street. As it happened to be the day for rhetoricals, "L'hesty" invited me up. There were only twenty-eight pupils in the High School and I saw that there was only one number on the program today which was a by Ikey Hudson. Ile informed me that this was XYalter's son. While jenny Summers played the "Missouri Waltz" on the piano, Ikey did the family honors to a perfection. On the corner I saw a large store having a sign upon it which said "Beer and other soft drinks, Hudson and Burdick. Prop." I entered and saw Bill seated on the ttoor tinkering with the slot machine. He knew me at once and wanted to know what I was doing there. I asked him where Hud was, but he said he didn't know. 1 asked if he knew what became of the rest of our class. He said yes, he could probably tell me anything that I wanted to know. Leo Vickerman was run- ning his father's far1n outside of town. He had married Irma Rice. Cleone Bingham was his hired girl and had been for the last ten years. She seemed never to have married and was quite contented with her culinary duties. Clara Sunby, Alice Yincent and Loretta Vickerman had all been disappointed in love and had retired with broken hearts to a convent. Alice Mathie, Irene Clark and .lessie Burnett were Red Cross nurses and had been ever since the war with Germany. Doris Babcock was teaching chemistry in Milton College. Bill told me that if I would stick around, .lessie Post would be in that even- ing and dance for the beneht of the customers. just then a man poked his head in the door and asked for old rags. It proved to be Bill Summers and he said he was making big money collecting old rags and iron between Milton and , 4 l A THE GOLDEN ARROW 17 XVhitewater. There was now only one fellow that Hill had not told me about and that was Babbie! "VVhere is George?" I asked. Rill's face grew sad and the tears came into his eyes as he answered, "Balm fell down under the post office in front of the barber shop while trying to tie a tin can to a dogls tail and was fatally injured, way back in thirty-three." I went back to my quarters on the section. I was glad that I had done so well to keep up with my class and I felt quite contented with my lot. H. lu. '18. TRUE SAYINGS I':of. Uren in Physics Class: It takes 1000 seconds to do that work. Let's scc-that would be about twenty hours. wouldn't it? tXYould it?J Prof. Uren, reading names of pupils who had been absent, and had not brmiglit excuses,-And yes, I think Leo Vickerman also has one back. tllas he?1 And what is so rare as a day in .lune A poet once warbled his lay. Why our High School Orchestra playing in tune Is rarer by far than that day. 18 THE GOLDEN ARROW if W 'Z 7, W f yn, , .,' Z X f X Wi' 'EE' X Z 7 f if IV 'W ' Q f 5 f f f 5 VM 7 ff! 4 7 y 7 C , ff' 5 f 1 U QVVQ f O bw 4 0 CLASS OFFICERS PRIES1lJIiN'I'4ARD1S BIQNNETT VICE-PRESIDENTH-Stzulley Fox SHCRHTARY-TREASUKER-Trulnaii Lippincott CiJIAJRS-Czlrciiiizil and XVhite MUTTI J-"NVQ can because we think we can." THE GOLDEN ARROW S!ABfI UEA u,xoH lldwv HH J um, HUP G m :1 ': FE .mu ,PEP ugzuxzz 198 9 W Juquv IITHIIUIIDS QJJ B! 13 Kaulxe-jaw llauuagl plufjf, -.4 fw- IT' na N n LT fl ri rv 'T' Xu ,l9lllLllK'lS H S SSO VI 'G rx O ,- 20 THE GOLDEN ARROW BY THEIR WORDS YE SHALL KNOW THEM lloris Rzimlolpli-tiee, lllll hungry! lithel iXit'.'Xl'lllll!'4SZ1j', kids, l got 21 letter this morning from-'l'ee! llee! I lee! 'l'helm:1 llzivis-liniflir-I didn't quite understzind that lust. llZll'I'lCl SCllLll1l1ll1fXYC was goin' ta! Stanley Fox-llonest! l lllllllltl what we :ire going to do zihout that ud- vertising-do yon? -losephine Rothenhzieh-Sziy. have you got your Latin? llenry tionldfl had :ill my lessons :in ho11r ago! .-Xnd say, llylllZlg'OI'2lS died :lt 11:13 instead of ll 100. rilflllllilll Lippincott---1Jrehestrzt przletiee tonight, kidsfeveryone come! llellu Z:1nzingereWliy. l lllllllltl. .Xrdis lieiniett-.Nw gee! I don't like him. l.orrz1ine SLll11l1lCI'Sf!ll'Of. szlid so. .Xliee l'feifferfYes, it's nice to he llnppy!! Nair, l l1:1ven't even looked :Lt my Geometry. Chloe Yun llornftlh Heck!! fuss it all to thunder!!! -lohn li. l,01lTCC-"Sll1lkC hands. old kid!! lflorenee NleL'z1rt1iey4XYill you he in the office zxfter sehool, Mr. Uren? l'd like to hzive you help me. Mildred Cznnivhellffoine on! We e:1n elizirge it! Ruth ll111'1liek'-dXYl1:1t did she say? I didn't lltxill' it, Natry lftider-fl like all the tezlehers, don't yon? xllllftillll liossfSz1y, d'yz1 know where .lessie is? .Iordun t'l:1rke-Jlerey. there's ll girl. l,et me hide .Xmie fireen-Some day l'm going' to teueh Latin. l think. Mildred L'1':1111l:1llf-till well. l wanted :1 1'11e:1lion anyhow. I Ixl SIIJI N Vi l"l1 THE GOLDEN ARROW T1 REI 'Xi M A Q. C gl I f ., Z .42 I if -. K- L, Qu . NCI' UNCH oF CLASS OFFICERS 1GH K Igillghlllll YICIC-l'lQ ICSI I J ICNT -liflnzl Sunliy Slut lQIi'l'.XlQY-'l'RIQXSUIUCRSI cliu iirznv U JU JRSff Nfl Ruse :mel Silva-1' AIfJ'lv1ifJ+UlXIlly kmmwlcmlgc illQI'L"l 'Q " 1 5 THE GOLbEN ARECDV , u V. M Q ,Q .. L. pd. as VIA . .::" -Z b. G llzmaufku Pv y S Hullida nt-it I 11 :J P, 7 V .2 ': 1 - Z 1 2 11 ,Z u -N -. Q WW-""""Wf""m, , . .i-'31 , .I . . I . . , THE GOLDEN ARROW 23 MEMORIES OF HIGH SCHOOL DAYS It was a cold December evening and the night before Christmas as I sat in front of a blazing fire in the library of a large New York Hotel. Now and then as I glanced out of one of the large windows I could see the softly falling snow that promised to cover the ground by morning. Eager Christmas shoppers hur- ried to and fro and the rumble of vehicles and the clang of the street car could be heard on the busy streets. How happy and cheerful it all seemed, but here I was all alone on Christmas eve. December twenty-fourth, ninteen hundred and thirty in this great city. As I sat in deep reverie, the busy streets grew quiet as weary people journeyed homeward. The hotel corridors became silent and the hands of the clock crept nearer and nearer the hour of midnight. Suddenly the huge log in the fire-place fell apart, and hundreds and hundreds of little sparks merrily danced up the chimney. Each one seemed to recall the days that were past and gone, when suddenly I could see the dim outline of the desks of the assembly room of Milton High. Yes, they are all there in their seats, Freshmen, Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors. The roll is taken by Mr. Uren, and the first classes for the morning are called. Miss Borden takes her place at the main room desk and the hour passes uneventfully except for a piercing glance at some noisy restless scholar. The periods pass quickly, one after the other. The fifteen minute period ar- rives which is very trying to certain pupils. as they must give recitations, read- ings, stories or solos before the school. Then comes .English II. Have all the Sophomores Hnished their themes? By the woebegone expressions on some of the faces, we judge they possibly will receive a nice round zero. Finally noon arrives. XVith warning from Mr. Uren to straighten up absent and tardy excuses. and to go down the right side of the stairs, school is dismissed for the noon hour. The day slowly passes and is followed by many others. Oh! those happy High School days, and that jolly class of nineteen hundred and twenty. Where are they all. Myrl Davis and Rolland Sayre are noted senators. Anna McBride and Anna Hanauska are teachers in the VVisconsin University. Katherine Maxson? Oh yes, she is a noted pianist. Constance Bennett and Beulah Lanphere are with the Redpath Lyceum. Ellwood Shumway is manager of the world's champion base 24 THE GOLDEN ARROW lmzill plztycix. Ilurrzili fm' uglllllllu lilnici' llingliznn :incl llcrlmcrt llztrncs :irc nisniatgcrs of twn wt-ll known western rzinclics. l'itlllZl Sunliy rcprcsetlts XYiscon- sin in tln' llunsc uf lit-p1'csci11zttix'cs. Agnus Crcxslwy is Zl nutccl cloctitimiist :intl ins just won g't't':lt stiwcss in "XYlicn Wcriiicii Cmnincnccfl to Yotcf' l.cliztti1'ziy is mrcsirlcnt uf Milwztnlccc liuwnci' College tllznlys llnllitlziv, l.cm'u tirziy :intl listlici' linvkctt :irc wt-ll known inuvic zictm's, :mal lflorcncc tirzivff-. "t'nkoo- Vtilwo- l sit np with zi sigh :incl rnli my cycs. The vision fznlcs, 1 :nn still in tln- lmtcl lilmrzwy :intl it is twclvc tfcluck. l open tlic winmlow. lt luis stoppctl snowing :incl tlic stars :ire shining ln'ig'litlv. 'llllk' choir lnyvs of the lipiscopztl t'lnm-li :irc singiiig' tlic carol "l'c-acc on earth guotl will tnwurtl men." untl as l close the wincluw :intl wcntl my way tlirougli tlic tlinily liglitcfl cmilclors l hope tliztt tlic lllCllllJCl'S of tlic vlztss of ninctccn liunmlrccl :incl twenty may lnivc their alt-:n'cst liupcs fnltillccl. lf. tl. '2O. 'X 1 " ' xx ? ii, V' 1+ mm , - A., , , - Y 'it K-Q V -' '1' Z.-Eff! ' ?? i l ll THE GOLDEN ARROW K X., XXX. XXXXENXW x QXXQA HDI g ff X X Qxv QA af A fkvfli N lllf0fgl ZllflllflI fflnvanfflrlnfnffn111116 1' ""'f"""f"" """"""f"""""""MWWWZ o 1 I I f. QMZSE' xxx mxmixxx.xNXNx --.Mai ,S , Emu 'jj f-- ,- -- FwCFuMm"' A A - X0 71011 Of- - '- 4:Q'X:x. 'my E Y 9 3 i E X -5, 5 X 'Q Q N . Q -N E ? k -. S Y 2 ,, . , 5 5 4 .N S N S 'X S E 'S E Q S 5 -Q S 5 Ziff- .F .X O Ts x, ,T.,.. xzag,-gf: ,xgx z f si 55.11-' ,s xxx X X in 4, xSsXS . xt -mg .. -, . sxg-.."1 q - I 1 5 , , -..1 ., .-5145" if ":' 11" - 7'1" R " . 'v -, A M - ,,'f?3::--'.',' , , 'xx -5i'5.':1jg', 2 xxaixw Nt Q, 'EW 5 Y E 'ER I Q N x E Q Q Q Q 'S E E "JT-x xv MA. V S ' Q J-' S wiv S xl ' Q s 5 , N . V. 5 Q E w E R xx X- E ,XX 4 -5 CLASS OFFICERS l'RI1SIIJIIN'I'-flicx Hurley YICIC-I'RI'fSlIJlCN'l'f-listlmcl' Alcnnimg SlfC'RIi'IIXRY-'FRIQXSURICR--Kz1tl1c1'i11c Smyscr CI JU DRS-Purple and Gold. MKITT!if-"Twe11ty-0110 or Rust." THE GOLDEN ARROW lfjfjgg- 'Vs THE GOLDEN ARROW THE FRESHMEN'S A, B, C'S. A is for All of the Freshmen Always at work and never at play. B stands for Burdick, Babcock, and Bing And each is the pride of the Freshman ring. C stands for Crosley and Cartwright, the two, Une trying his best, the other to woo. D stands for Dick, the janitor old, He tends to the fire, when the weather is cold. E is for Edwards, so graceful and tall, She likes to dance when she goes to a ball. F stands for Fetherston, sometimes called Ce: A good little boy he is trying to be. G stands for Glynn, Guernsey, and Gray, The three that are sometimes jolly and gay. H stands for Hurley, the president of the class, Who always worries for fear he'll not pass. I is for Interest, that we take in our work. I stands for Jennings, who seems never to shirk. K stands for Knitting, the work of a few. L is for Lipke, who is taller than you, And all of her lessons, she'll earnestly do. M stands for Marquart, Mawhinney, McBride, and McNitt VVho in Science class all in a row do sit. N stands for nothing so very much. O stands for zero, but we know naught of such. P stands for Pride, which goes before a fall, And when this has gone, nothing's left at all. Q stands for Queer and also for Quiet, We have lots of fun but never a riot. R stands for Rusty, who was mentioned before. S stands for Stillman and Smyser, with much laughter in store T stands for Teachers, who scold more than they should. U stands for Uren, the professor so good. V stands for Vickerman and for Van Horn. NV stands for NVendorf, so slender and forlorn. The next are an X and a Y and a Z, And the end of our alphabet you will see. L. G. l2l R. G. '21 THE GOLDEN ARROW PARODY ON CHAUCER'S PROLO W'hen the sweeping howling north winds blow GUE And winter has piled the ground high with snow, Un a Monday morning you always can see A strange and motley company W'ending their way with hurried step To the Milton school so noted for pep. Our Prof. is the tirst to arrive on the scene, For on punctuality he is very keen. And to quote this husband of ,his wife He's never been tardy in his life. His eye is blue, his hair is brown, I-lis mustache-the finest in all the town! Soon from the east, west, south and north The eighty pupils come venturing forth. Here is Mid so jolly and bright, Her blue eyes sparkling with mischievous light. And here comes Cleone, who is always there, In time to glance in the glass at her hair. Next comes Honey, a musician is he He composed a war dance, as nice as can be. And after school does blithly play Until books and weapons come Hying his way. The next in line is our English teacher, And certainly she is a dignified creature. Her cheeks are white, her eyes as gray as glass, And awful the gaze, she bestowes on her class. Lucy, Gordon, Loretta. Irene, Harriet, Esther and others are seen Each of them driving a noble steed VVhicl1 carries them over the ground For they all come from the country And their hands and faces are blue From over the hill, come Malcolm A fine lad and lass you'll have to confess. But there are so many, we greatly fear Vile can't describe each one of them here. For we see Gladys coming and know very well, That soon we'll hear the sound of the bell, Calling each and every laddie and lass, To his or her iirst period class. 7 9 with speed. we're told, with cold. and jess, D. R. '20 TH N ARROVK 'Iklever 'lklips I , f XX7 I , W' on X ,f if K ' X ,Ag f C 2 X si o. I 1 r H xg ,LI , Q5-5fQ'ii mi' , im ', f f My X K ff 30 THE GOLDEN ARROW TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MILTON HIGH SCHOOL l. Thou shalt not talk. QNVhisperj 2. Thou shalt not laugh. tfiiggley 3. Thou shalt not prompt thy neighbor in History. QTell himj 4. Thou shalt not pass notes. QThrow themj 5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's "Ang nor his "BQ" nor his "Cg" fHe'll give you his "D" for the askingj Thou shalt not put things down thy neighhor's back, nor pull his hair, nor his English paper 6' in any way molest him. tKill him! Don't let the poor thing sufferj 7. Thou shalt not copy. fUse the same papeitj 8. Thou shalt not horrow thy neighbor's Latin paper, nor nor anything that is thy neighbor's Uust take it.j 9. Thou shalt not skip school. Uust leave.j 10. Thou shalt not throw chalk. Qlirasers do just as well.j SCHOOL LIFE Our town it is streetless, Our school it is heatless, It's growing colder each clay. Our teachers are sweetless, Our dinners are meatless, XVe're getting more lifeless they say. Our German is senseless, Our History is denseless, lVe won't get it learned right away. But our hooks they are leafless, Andiour team is defeatless, If they don't forget how to play. V L. V. '18 -S THE GOLDEN ARROW 31 OUR ANNUAL NOVELETTE Hull-a-Balloo About Nothing By the author of "Around the Truth in 30 VVays," "The Washout on the Line," "The Buggie Top," or "Fleas in His Hairf' 'KOver the Top," or Skim- ming the Milk," "Cooked in the Ladel of the Soupf' "The Adventures of Sheer- luck Bones," 'KThe Engagement Ring," or "A proposal by Telephone," and one other. At 8:17 A, M., Mr. Noah Lot meditatively scratched a match on Mrs. L0t's brand new, second-hand, imitation mahogany settee and applied the combusted twig to a 3-for-a-nickel stogie, after which he carefully flipped the lighted match into the waste paper basket. At 8:19 A. M., as he strode modestly out his front door, he stumbled over a reclining form on the door-sill. and falling down nine of his own steps, he slightly sprained his wrist-watch. Noah Lot angrily picked himself up, his face white and his neck red. "If I wasn't a son of a city alderman I'd call you a fool, you fool!" he yelled at the reclining form. 1 The reclining form called all hands on deck and heaved a sigh that must have started in the innermost recesses of his diaphram and-woke up! "You're talking to a stranger," he made haste to reply. 'Tm Sheerluck Bones, the great detective." The great detective paused to notice the effect of his words. There were none. So he continued: "You are accused by the Rev. Nosmo King and the Federal Government of hoarding a supply of sugar. XVhile staying at your house the Rev. Nosmo observed you putting a lump in your coffee every morning. This is a serious offense. If found guilty you will doubtless be put to death by elocution. I have orders to search your house." i So the great detective searched the house, bringing to light Mr. Lot's Christmas cigars, 4l collar buttons, 53 common pins, Mrs. Lot's cut glass dia- mond, two movie tickets, and a couple of pennies in change. But no sugar. 32 THE GOLDEN ARROW .Xfter sliding' down the laundry ehute, elinilaing examining' the dunilm waiter. Sheerluck llones gave up "Hut where did you get the sugar that you put in as he prepared to meander. Noah Lot grinned mysteriously. "XYhy, you see the hall tree, and cross- your coffee?" he inquired, we didn't have any sugar." he answered pathetically. ".'Xml every time I thought of it a lump came in my throat." 'l'wo and one-half seconds later Mrs. Lot frantically dashed her dish water into the faee of the unconscious detective. 1.. Y. '18 THE LOOKING GLASS IN THE BACK HALL livery morning' and every noon I have a stream of callers, most of whom go away looking quite ditterent from the way they did at their arrival. All of thc girls want a look at me and all crowd and push till they get it. Several of the small ones get only a glance. having' to stand on the hench to get that. The main application is a little powder, a little paint and that of the hair. .Xt 8:40 and 1:15, they grad one or two hasty glances from a tardy Stl'2lQ'g'lt'1'. THE YELLOW PERIL "l'was intermission period XYhen l'rof. hefore us stood. XYe knew that what he had to say Was to he for our good. Ile held his hand before us all, .Xnd in it we could see .X very little yellow card, The peril that was to he. and much pulling this way ually disappear, with only . . , L.5.1S THE GOLDEN ARROW This tirst Yellow l'eril that we saw, lt macle our hearts grow eolcl. To see this terrifying thing, Iiefore our school so old. For who e'er saw this thing' before That might be called a gertn? lfor when it once gets hohl of you lt fairly makes you squirm! You'll take your books home every night .Xml stutly harcl at noon. You'll find you ean't get ricl of this So very mueh too soon. l'rof. mzule its meaning very clear, So he'cl not be to blameg When we r etuxetl our little earcl 'T would be an awful shame: For who would put the blame on him XYhose faults we flare not speak, For hell be sure to sentl for us. ,Xml can us for a week. So in the future all beware, lie sure to stucl , y hartl, Ur Q' .ome rleat' teaeher'll sencl to you This little yellow earcl IL. B. '20, I ' 'ui "' T ' ' "" ' "' 1"' T " ti' " " '-E 34 THE GOLDEN ARROW SCHOOL SPIRIT There was a young fellow from Milton, Even as you and Ig lVho came to school For a chance to fool, Even as you and I. But he found this wasn't the spirit That governed Milton High, So he packed up his "duds,' And went back to the farm, As might even you and I. THE MODERN VERSION OF HANSEL AND GRETEL Near a great forest lived a woodcutter with his wife and two children. They were very poor and had only a dozen "Chicagos" left in the house to eat. Now the woodcutter loved his children very much, but his wife, who was their stepmother, hated them, so she said, "Husband, we must leave the chil- dren in the wood today because we cannot feed them any longer. We will give them each a "Chicago" for their dinner and lose them in the wood." The VVood'- cutter objected very seriously, but his wife persisted. Hansel and Gretel, of course, were not supposed to have heard this, but they did, and Ilansel thought of a plan at once. The next morning they started for the woods and Hansel crumbled his "Chicago" all along the way. They slept in the woods all day and awoke at night, tinding it very dark. They were too frightened to move for a while, but soon they saw the moon rising. "Good," said Hansel, "the moon's bright enough for us to see the crumbs." But they could not tind a trace of a one anywhere. "VVhy, what has happened to them," said poor tlretel, who was weeping copious- ly. "Aw, I know," said Hansel, "Herb Hoover has been along and picked them all up, but never you mind, we will Hnd our way out of here somehow." So they walked and walked, and just at daylight came to a small house made out of war bread. "Uh! Look at that house, Hansel" said tiretel, "lt's made out of war bread that we saw at the bakery only yesterday. I-" "Hello, children," a voice interrupted from inside of the house, "what are you doing here? Come in and I will give youa crust. You know we must conserve now. By the way, little boy, you look like you'd make a good roast THE GOLDEN ARROW 35 for Company M of our U. S. Army, so I'll just put you in one of my hope chests here until you are a little fatter. Gretel, my girl, you can do the housework for me and whenever I tell you, feed your brother." The days passed on and Mr. Hoover went every morning to see how fat Hansel was getting and when he told Hansel to stick out his linger for him to examine, he would stick out a bone instead and as Mr. Hoover had very poor eyesight, he could not tell the difference. One day when Mr. Hoover went to Hansel, he became very impatient be- cause he was not fatter, and said, "I can not wait any longer, Company M must have you to eat. Gretel, you prepare the tireless cooker, you know we must be sure to save coal-Y' But -Gretel refused, saying that it was so large that she was afraid of it and was afraid she would get burned. Mr. Hoover told her not to be afraid and he got right in to show her how harmless it was. Gretel jumped for the cover and pulled it down and fastened it and no matter how loud Mr. Hoover yelled, she wouldnft let him out. She went at once and let Hansel out of the chest. They spent the rest of the morning gathering up the goodies Mr. Hoover had collected, and then started for home. X'Vhen they arrived they found that their stepmother was dead and that their father was living alone mourning his children. He wept with joy at the sight of his children, and the goodies that they had brought, and needless to say they lived happy ever after. M. C. '19, ESSAYS I Essays are what the English teacher has the students write when she can- not think of anything else quite bad enough for the occasion. They are assigned to till in gaps between the study of two different text-books. They are always a surprise to the class so assailed. The objects range from history to prophecy. XYhen all else fails, essays are written about essays, which easily explains the extremes in which I have been placed to find a subject. The greatest difficulty in writing essays is filling a sheet of paper with Words and then attempting to convince the skeptical English teacher-and any one else who may have been the literary t?j effort-that you have said anything. Another great difficulty is writing about nothing but the subject chosen. Many times one starts an essay on Freshman and ends up with a description of a zoo-which isn't very far away, after all. lfssays are best when short, which will be the redeeming fea- ture of this one. C. A. '18 THE GOLDEN ARROW HARDSHIPS OF WAR TIME The smoke from our chimneys no longer cloth roll, For now our tlzuls ure conserving coal: XXI- are nearly forhitltlen the use of Hour thz1t's white, lts price is us high as tiilrleroy's kite. tlur tummies tlo yearn for gootl things to eat, For ezmtlies :mtl eggs. or fztt :mtl leun ment, lfor sugzn' :mtl spiee :mtl everytliing nice, llut these things all eost at sky-high priee. Other things nmst we eztt in their stead, llrzm ztntl rye and all kincls of lmrezulg XYe entlure clztys lmoth inezttless :mtl whezttless, ll'hieh soon may become hezttless :mtl ezttless. Whenever housewives ehztnee to meet, liven though it he in the open street, They exchange their recipes, hztrrl to lmeztt. lfor eneh one is trying to clo without wheat. Nou' huslwzmcls :mtl ehilclreu you'tl better not kick, lfor to cook without Hour is no simple trick: Alust smile, tlon't growl. hut smztek your lips, For :tll the goocl things go to till the war-ships. These ships go to those who have much less thzm we. XYho are willing to tight to mztke me freeg So :lo the hest you eun. tlont treat it as zt hore. For eating these things will soon win the wztr. Rb 71 THE GOLDEN ARROW 37 IT PAYS TO ADVERTISE PROF. URBN .......... .... N Yho nearly singes his mustache JOAN OF ARC ............ ................ N Vho uses slang HAROLD MAVVHINNBY --- ...... XYho plays the "Tom Tom." HAPPY HC JOLIGAN ..... ---XYho makes grammatical errors MISS BORDEN .......... ......... X Vho corrects Hooligan KAISER BILL ............. ....... N Vho sentences prisoners CAPT. KATZENjAlNlMER --- .... XVho captures prisoners WILHELM TELL ......... ..... X 'Vho plays checkers BUSTER BROVVN ..... ..... X Yho rescues prisoners CHARLES CHAPLIN -- ............. ...... X Yho assists Buster Act One: Scene One. Time: 11:37. Place: Dugout in Flanders. tlinter Prof. Uren, .Ioan of Arc, Harold Mawhinney. llappy Hooligan and Miss Borden.j joan: "Gee, I'm tired! This Golden Arrow advertising sure gets my goat! Good Heavens! Who swiped my powder puff?" Hooligan: "I'd give a quarter for a cherry phosphate and a hamburger. But if we can only sell the back cover to the 'Frankfurter Sausage VVorks,' we had ought to be finished." Miss Borden: "You mean, we ought to have finished, Mr. Hooliganf' Hooligan: "VVell, we'd ought to be done." Miss Borden: "Well have a hard time crossing No Mans Land. I think we ought to have a song to cheer us up. Mr. Mawhinney. will you play the "Battle Hym of Milton High Schooll' for us?" Qlelarold plays on Tom Tomj. All sing "Tra la la la, Tra la la la, Tra la la la, Tra la la la la la. tMusic ceasesj. Hooligan tenthusiasticallyj: "Berlin or Bust!" Miss Borden: "You mean Berlin or Burst, Mr. Hooliganf' l-looligan: "l mean Berlin or BUST!!! tlixit all-arguingj. Scene Two Time: 2:22. Place: Somewhere in Germany. tlfnter Golden Arrow Advertisers! joan: "Say, I bet we're lost." Uren: "XVell, it isn't anything th-at we can help. NVe're just out of luck. lhat's all." 58 THE GOLDEN ARROW QEnter German army, led by Capt. Katz.j Capt: "Surrender in the name of Willie Hohenzollern's pet Daschund!" Hooligan: Gee! I wish we were where we ain't." Miss Borden: You mean, you mean you wish we were where we aren't, Mr. Hooliganf' Capt: "Can that stuff! I'll have you know I'm landlord around here." QCaptives carried off by Germansj Scene Three . Time: 3:33. Place: Before the throne of Kaiser. Kaiser is seated on cracker box. smoking a cigarette and playing checkers with Wilhelm Tell. Enter Capt. with prisonersj Kaiser: "Wie geht's, Captain. Where'd you gather the nuts?" Capt. "I found them breathing the air without paying the tax on it.', Kaiser: "IMI right. Burn them at the stake at sunrise. In the meantime flfxit Capt. with prisonersj Scene Four Time: 3:53. Place: Courtyard of county jail. Miss Borden: "Oh! What shall I do? What have I ever done that I should be burned alive?" Harold: '!Well, you've canned a good many innocent people in your day. Every dog-I mean every teacher has his or her day, you know." Joan: "Cheer up, Mary Alice, it isn't so bad. Of course I'm used to it now, but it didn't hurt me when I was burned before." Hooligan: "Well, maybe if I burn in this world, I won't in the next." Harold: "But if they burn me now, I'll smoke, and I made a resolution yesterday to quit smoking." joan: "Yes, and you made one day before yesterday and kept it almost a half day. Darn these peas! I'll never get my nails manicured decently after this." Harold: "Say, won't it be too bad if Prof. gets his mustache singed off?" Hooligan: "Jumping jehosephat! Look at the airships coming." Clinter rescue army in Zeppelins, led by Buster Brown and Charles Chaplinj. Borden: "Saved at last, thank the Lord! ' Buster: Thank Buster Brown, you mean. All aboard, everyone! All aboard for QAM enter Zeppelins and fly off.J L. V. '18 WITH APOLOGIES T0 BRIGGS!! When in English III you do not know what happened to the Caedmonian qmotorj cycle, and in Business English you don't know whether to say "they wasn't" or "thev wa'n't." and in Medieval History you don't know what got THE GOLDEN ARROW Lharles I s goat so that he lost his head, and you cannot prove the XLIYth The orem but when in Agriculture III and IV you can tell whit VX heat Bran con sis s of then -Oh Boyllll "Ain't it a Grand and Glory e ous feelin' I Prelude: I bid you take your time, Before you read this little rhyme, For unknown horror each line cloth hold But in each line the truth is told. Canto Won. The Freshmen, at each noon hour, do As their Superiors bid them to. They brush the crumbs off from the chair On to the floor, and leave them there. Second Spasm There's Elton and Bernard, and Roscoe too 7 1 Each has his little task to dog VVhen Martin comes, the modest man, He finds the room all spick and span. Third Worse For Roscoe is a noble lad, The work he does is not half bad. He wields the brush with dexterous skill, Un to the floor the crumbs do spill. Chaplet the Forth Elton does his work with vim, He keeps the room all neat and trim. This boy has been heard to say, "I do my work before I play." Fifth Seen These two boys are not as bad As that other little lady For Bernard is inclined to shirk, He says, "I play before I work." Closing Sit-you-a-shun Since Elton and Roscoe are good little boys And Bernard so fond of his earthly joys, Elton and Roscoe to Heaven will go, lVhile Bernard, I'm fraid, he will go Below Signed-D. 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THE GOLDEN ARROW 41 The class bell is ringing How unwilling we go. Our pale faces tell you It's oral theme day you know. The heat pipes they simmer lfach pupil drones on. I haven't a glimmer Of the subject they're on. And now it is my turn l'ray get me a prop- If my knees keep on shaking I'll be sure to drop. My lips they are moving My jaws seem to squeak. ,Xnd now it's all over Until probably?-next week. C B .'. '18 THE RESCUE. QA Freshman's Oral Themej Until a few years ago I was employed as an engineer on the X. Y. and Z. Limited, running between Chicago and Philadelphia, and I will now relate the incident that compelled me to retire from active service on the railroad. As I was coming into my home station one hot, sultry day in july, I looked 4-ut of the cab window and saw my small son standing in the middle of the track. The train was heavily loaded with passengers and I had the throttle of old No 40 wide open and we were tearing along at a terrific pace. I cared noth- ing for the passengers and myself but my only thought was to save my son. Suddenly a bright idea occurred to nie: snatching a rope out of a tool box I worked my way out on the engine, then making a loop in one end of thc rope I slipped it over the smoke-stack, and as we neared the child I quickly tied a slip knot in the free end of the rope and skillfully lassooed a telegraph pole. The result was what l had expeetedg the train was jerked off the track. killing myself and all the passengers, but my son was saved. 42 THE GOLDEN ARROW '-' J O K E S '-' I I I O Mr. Martin in History Class: "NVhy were the Southerners better prepared for the War than the Northerners?" . Ruth Sayre: "Because they were more used to having arms about them." Amie Green: "I have been after Henry Gould for three years." Florence McCartney: "You have? How's that?'l Amie Green: "Because his name comes just before mine on the roll." Miss Borden in llnglish ll: "Herbert, give me an illustration of a com- pound sentence." Herbe rt B: "He milked the cow and strained it." A passive verb is when the subject is the sufferer, e. g., I am loved. Ruth Sayre to Doris B.: "Do you ever read the beauty hints?" Doris B.: UNO." Ruth S.: "VVell, you ought to." Little Freddie was told by his nurse one morning that the stork had visited the house during the night and left him a baby sister and asked if he would like to see her. "I don't care nothing about th e baby," said Freddie, "but I'd like to see the stork." Prof. Uren: "XYhat is the underlying principle in the tireless cooker?" Clyde A.: "Saw dust." He dropped to his knees and repeated the old, old story. "But Leof' she said, "just one question, do you drink anything?" Ah, was that all she wanted to know? He clasped her to him and whispered softly, "Anything." Mr. Martin tatteinpting to be facetiousjz "If you don't stop coming late to class, I'll have you shot at sun rise." Bill B.: "You couldn't. I don't get up that early." lfirof. Uren, puttin f g a orinula on the board: "Oh yes, we forgot to multi- ily by the length." Leo V.: "9 - ' ' sure U10Ugl1- amt we a Couple of blunderhez-.ded mutts?" -Q- THE GOLDEN ARROW 43 Cleone B. to J. Violet: t'Say, how would you like to work in a canning factory?,' J. Violet: "I'd rather be a "Boss" "Did you miss your iirst husband very much?" "Not until I married my second." Stanley Fox: "XfYell Prof., I had one less cow to milk this morning, "Dol- ly Girl is sick." Prof. Martin: "XYhat isthe matter with her?" Stanley: "She slipped on the ice and strained her milk." In History IV: "XYhy was there a friendly feeling between the North and the South after the war?" Clyde A.: "Because they all wore 'Union Suits., " Uren in Physics class: "XVill, what goes on in your Ford and why does it work better at night?" A Scotchman and a XYelshman were arguing as to thc merits of their re- spective countries. "Ah weelf' said the former, "They tore down an old castle recently and found many wires under it which shows that they knew all about telegraphs hundreds of years ago." "Ah," said the VVelshman, "They tore an old castle down in XYales and mind you they found no wires under it which goes to show that wireless telegraphy was known there hundreds of years ago." Law of Physics: The efficiency of a "couple" depends upon the length of the arm. Freshie: Say Bing, have you picked out a girl yet?" lilton B.: 'fNaw, I want to enjoy life a while." A SUMMARY OF GOLDEN ARROW WORK l. Class History--too well known to require recounting. 2. Athletics-Milton l2q,lct. lOl !! 3. The Faculty-Unspeakable! 4. The School Clock-Never fails Qto be wrongj. J. Girls and Gasoline-Both expensive. 6. School Spirit-See athletics. Q4 471 -TTI-IE GOLDEN ARROW 7. Class l'rophecy tlly the Facultyj4XYe're all headed for the peniten- tiary. 8. Parody-This is a parody on a theme. 9. Character Sketch-The least said about the character of the people of this school, the better. 10. The Need of a New High School Building-wToo obvious to mention. ' ll. The Need of a Commercial Dept. in M. ll, S.-Should have been in- - i 1 stalled some time ago. Q.. A. 16. OUR KNITTING KLUB Having decided to do our bit, we organized a knitting club. Both boys and girls labored strenuously at wielding the steel and amber needles to the har- monious sounds from tialli Curci and Heifetz, while others clicked the scissors on calico and gingham. Of course the work was not the main cause for thc boys attending in such large numbers as the after meetings were C ?J. We met every XN'ednesday evening with various members until signs of spring brought other attractions which were more appealing than knitting. The time was changed from evening to afternoon at the school building, and our members gradually decreased as tennis and park benches were more inviting. THE PATRIOTIC LEAGUE About forty girls of our school joined the Patriotic League, with llannah Shaw of the College as their leader. The Leaguers started their patriotic work by presenting a service Hag to the school in honor of our twenty four Alumni boys. who are in service for Uncle Sam. A Hoover banquet was served April tirst at the school house for the thri-- teen boys who left school this spring to work on the farms. The Leaguers very cleverly planned an April Fool supper, of the following Menu, after which fol- lowed an interesting program arranged by the Knitting Club. MEAN-U l'iC2Llli tt00th picksj lloover's llash tchilli-con-carnij tioblins of the Desert tsandwichesl Cremated Glue tchocolate gelatinej Camouflage tnapkinsj Ilere's to the Kaiser--the abominal bully! If I had him where I could punch him fully I'd pound his hard head with a blacksmith's hammer, ' Until he hollered, "God praise the Star Spangled Banner!" X 1. THE GOLDEN ARROW 45 THE SCHOOL EXHIBIT 'l'he lligh School exhibit was held in :Xpril this year, thus enabling the parents to see what their children had accomplished during most of the present school year. The ditferent departments had their work for the year on display. Ilis- tory note books, physics drawings, recipe books which the Sophomore Physi- ology class compiled, newspapers, Latin scrap books. and all kinds of posters illustrating the work were on exhibition in the various rooms. .Xt three o'clock a l"arent-Teachers' meeting was held in the Science I'00lll in which school problems were discussed. 'l'he need for co-operation between parents and teachers was very strongly emphasized lt would be very beneficial if a l'arent-Teacliers' .Xssociation might be formed, with monthly meetings where school problems might be discussed in an informal way. This organization might bring the students, parents. and teachers into closer relationship by the parents joining with the students and teachers in outside activities, and by having "get together" parties in which the parents would take an equal part in the programs. Thus the spirit of co-operation would grow and be of great beneht to par ents. teachers, and students. A. B. Uh, if speech were only given To those benches in the park, llow many things would be brought to light. That now are in the dark. I stole a kiss the other night My conscience hurt-alack! I guess l'll have to go tonight, :Nnd give the darn thing back. THE GOLDEN ARROW ' " ' "?"' ' 41-'ij Sliuuln-lx Hmm' lizmmlnlph Fox lhwllwll rX1'i'inglml liznhruvvk l.1pp1m---tx lianliphn-ll liinghzml THE HIGH SCHOOL ORCHESTRA Hui' Iligh Svlimml fll'Ci1L'S1I'Il was lJ1'QIlI1iZl'li lzilc iii thc full lIl!lik'I' thc h':ulci'- xhip of Xlr. iiilfff' Nfmrlh, with Iiiflilllilll i.illliillCHH :is ll11lIlIlQk'I'. ll cmisists of in cclhis, lwu tirsl violins, two sccmui violins, two clzirincls, ll 51lX2lllilUHL', :mel bl mu Hx . mug lu L'IICiC Szmfs in-wi uf coal :mil the fziihirc of thc sclloul lights In ilgill wo h'ix'c mil hccu uhh- to 111001 in thu svimui illliitiillg' for imrzivlicc hut h nw mi-1 :il thu lunm-s uf mIit't'c1'L-lit mcmhcrs. The m'vhcst1'z1 is mhming gmui xvurk xml thc iiicihlicrs :irc iCJlI'I1i11g' lu m'u1'cm11c swim' of thcii' liiiii.iL'LliIiL'S. 'l'hcy pw! lu furiiish musiv fm' thi- SL-him' phiy, KilllNl1lL'IlL'k'lllk'I11. :mal fm' other finicliuns uf thc sclinnl, R. M. U. '13 I 2 --was---4fr---4st---4fr---wer---oo ENIURD PLAY llTSPIUUIQEHUUQSH''45Pl'0'4EFl'045H'iE D THE ARRIVAL OF KITTY CAST UF ClliXR.XL"l'liRS XYilliam Xlinkler ----- XYZllICl' lluclson Aunt slime, his sister liettu tlztrke june, his niece - - .I. Yiolet l'ost l-lolmhie HHXICI' Xliillizun Hurflicl: lienjzimin More llowzml limerson Ting, at hell boy - Leo Vickerman Sum, the eoloreil porter - -tieorge llztlmcocli Kitty- :ln ztetress - - - Ruth Sayre Suzette, Aunt .Iztne's mzticl Ruth llzilaeock ,,,i - Y- 1- - lhe .Xrriml of lxltty was Slllgtwtl hy the clztss of lUlH, .Xpril IS. The play was :tn unusually clever comecly, its humor lying chiefly in the situations I'llIllCl'lll1lll in the lllIllUgllCS. lts presentation was well ztpprecizttecl anal it provecl :1 great success tinuncizllly :incl otherwise. The setting of the play was in the Catskill lXlount:1ins,:1t the llulcyon llouse. whose motto was H'lil'2lIltlllllllly.H Xlinkler haul taken his olil mztirl sister -lane, :mil his niece 'lame to this lonely hotel to get the niece ztwzty from her lover, Holm liZlXlCl', zinrl to force her to mztrry Henjztmiu More, 11 friencl of her fZllllL'l',S whom she has never seen. .Xccorcling to her fztther's will she must mztrry More before 0:00 that evening or ull her money and XYiulcler's will go to charity. .Xunt blame, his homely olcl mztiml sister who has "such zm aversion to actresses :mil strong drink," promises him 310.000 for securing her Il huslmztnrl, so Winkler engztges :i mzlu from the Klzttrimonizil Agency. XYinkler receives at photo :tnrl letter from Z1 notorious actress friencl, Kitty Henclers, lezuling lzuly of the "Girl in Recl Company," stating when she will arrive :lt the llzllcyon to see him. lle 48 THE GOLDEN ARROW telegraphs her to stay away. llob llaxter arrives to rescue .lane ancl when he is attempting to expose the hypocrisy of XX'inkler'concerning Kitty by Kitty's letter and photo, Winkler cleverly proves that the letter and photo belong to llob. -lane is broken heartecl aa Bob, unable to prove himself innocent, cle- citles on suicicle. Insteatl, having previously hatl great success posing as leacl- ing lacly in amateur protluction, clisguises himself as Kitty in ortler to win .lane anrl prove XVinkler guilty. More arrives ancl falls in love with .lane ancl later with the tlisguisetl Hob. XYinkler, believing' More to be from the Matrimonial Agency, is afraid he won't get his monev from ,Xunt 'Iane's sight, when the real Kitty lienclers arrives. He locks her in his room ancl immediately a similar Kitty appears at the opposite tloor. Aunt 'lane learns from Bob of her niece's tleception. The two Kittys meet ancl Bob makes a very hasty, unlatlylike exit. He- soon appears in rightful garb antl at the consent of all. Winkler orders a clerg'yman for six. THE GOLDEN ARROW 49 . with LE -wiv Q . Q El FQ ex ll' . In ,Y N ' lilltli 7 'S i if 'I ig 139 i 7' '-+5 'fi' 171- 't'l"i.'.!'Lf Q . A, if -' ' o r o is L.,-71 r ,Jam-'T BASEBALL The hasehall season of l9l7 was rather a failure for Milton. A league was formed, consisting of live teams. namely, Edgerton, l'ahnyra, Xlhitewater. Milton junction and Milton. Milton started the season in a game with lVhite- water. Unfortunately our team received a severe drubhing. This game showed us our weaknesses and we tried to improve the lineup. But still we were not successful and lost all hut two games of the season. Our game with Edgerton was very closeg we lost by two points through errors. Our last game was with Milton junction our respected rival. As we had both lost all of our games we were hoth fighting to avoid lowest place. This was the closest game of the season as far as we were concerned, hut the jinx still followed us and the game was lost to the junction hy the close score of 2-O. The line-up was as follows: llaterman, C: Stillman tCaptJ, l'.3 Campion, lst B,g Yiekernian, S.S.g Shum- way. 2nd B.: Babcock, Sd B.: Arrington, L. F.: Holliday, R. l7.3 Sayre, C. F. Suhstitutes, Barnes, Bingham, XY. Summers. The prospects for baseball team this year are rather poor, because so many of the fellows are going out on the farms to work. There is a possibility, how- ever, that the Milton and Milton junction High Schools will COl'lllDlllC to form a team from the two schools. 50 i i 4'1THE GOLDEN ARROW BASKET BALL 'l'he prospects for zu goorl hnsket hull teznn :tt the hegimling of the year were Qooml. 'l'here were several men left over from lnst year ztnml un 2llJUllllllllL'6 of new inztteriztl to till the x'ne:nn'ies left hy lust yez1r's Seniors, 41Q,.,.3 .......,.....,, , .1 ,, .,- WV, , - , L 0- I Snnnners, Slnnnnziy, llnrley, Yun llurn, Lippinentt, lhmlielc, lluheuek. The men were ffreen. with one or two exee utions, hut thex' soon were mol- 5 . ishefl oll' into fun' tlztvers. When the teznn wus 'nst lmen'innine' to win ifznnes, :intl , FN B PN gaining eonlitlenee in themselves, the college trustees cleeinetl it wise :tnnl proper to eonforin to Klr. t1:n'tlel4l's iclezts of saving eoztl, :intl consequently the gynmztsi- nm wzts elosecl for the rest of the season. 'l'his stoppeml all ztetivities in the line of hnsket lmztll, so the fellows tliml not ltuve it fztir ehzinee to show what they were zllmle to tlo. 'lihe gj'l1lllIlSllll11 wus openeml this spring to hohl :L tournznnent :Intl Klilton wus :tsketl to enter :1 teznn. The stnmlents thought the mutter over. ,,, ,,,,,. ,., -t-ng-we THE GOLDEN ARROW 51 and tinally said they were willing to enter a team jointly with Milton junction. This offer was accepted and the combination proved its ahility hy taking sec- ond place, winning two games, one from XYest Allis and the other from Beloit. They were tinally defeated hy the strong Stoughton aggregation who won first place. The following took part in one or more games during the season: Hah- cock, Capt., Center: Hurley, Forward and Guard, Pearce, Forward: Lippincott, Guard, Yan Horn, Guard with L. Summers: Burdick, Fox, Shumway and Ar- rington. The tournament team was composed of Babcock, Center: Coon. Forward: cott and Monogue acting as substitutes. The following games were played by the Milton team: Palmyra, 13 Milton, 11 Whitewater- 33 Milton, 3 Palmyra, 23 Milton, 15 Milton jet., 10 Milton, 12 XYm. Summers, '18 Hurley, Forward, Davis, Guard, and Mabson, Guard: with Arrington, Lippin- THE GOLDEN ARROW High School Rhetorical Program Oct. 12 Oct. 17 Oct. 19 Oct. 24 Oct. 26 Oct. 31 Nov. 7 Nov. 9 Nov. 14 Nov. 16 Nov.2l Nov.23 Nov.28 Dec. 5 Dec. 7 Dec. 12 Current Events .... Story of Wisconsin -- Piano Solo ........ Recitation ....... -----Ruth Babcock Story of VVisconsin, Chap. Il .... -- Current Events .............. Violin Solo ................ --- Reading ................. ---Clyde Arrington -----Agnes Crosby -- ----Doris Babcock Frances Cartwright ---George Babcock -Lorraine Summers -------Ruth Sayre Current Events --------------------.-. William Summers Origin ck Customs of Hallowe'en -----.------ Mary Fuder Hallowe'en Song --- Original Halloween Story --- Music. I. Violet Post Chloe Van Horn Gladys Holliday Alice Pfeiffer --- --Howard Emerson Story of NVisconsin, Chap. III ----- ---Catherine Smyser Piano Duet ---- ---------- Recitation -.-- - Current Events --.-.------------ Story of Wiscoiisiii, Chap. IV. -- Violin Solo ------------------ Reading ------.--.- -.-- Current Events ------- "My Autobiography n Piano Solo --------- Paper ------.--------. --- Current Events --------- The First Thanksgiving ----- -----Mildred Campbell Katherine Maxson ----Leonard White ----Myrl Davis ---Amie Green ---Ardis Bennett ----Henry -Gould -----Rolland Sayre ----Leo Vickerman --- - - -Thelma Davis -Ellwood Shumway -----Jessie Burnett -------Alice Vincent Violin Solo ------------------ ----- D oris Randolph Original Thanksgiving Story --- ----. Elmer Bingham Recitation ---------.-------.- --.- B eulah Lanphere Music. Story of Nvisconsin, Chap. V. -- ..--- Clara Sunby Violin Solo ----.------------- --.- A Alice Pfeiffer Recitation ------------------- ----- R ose Stillman Current Events --------------- ---Herbert Barnes Paper-My Home Made Auto --- - ---VVill Burdick 1 THE GOLDEN ARROW Recitation ....... .... F lorence Gray Dec. 14 Current Events --- .... Irene Clark Dec. 19 Current Events ............................. Irma Rice Dec. 21 Christmas Customs in Different Lands ....... Anna Fuder German Songs .......................... German Classes Recitation ............ ....... E dna Sunby Original Xmas Story .... ...... R aymond Crosley Piano Solo ........... ..... M argaret Babcock Reading .... .... M ilrlred Crandall Recitation ..... .... R uth Guernsey Singing ................ .......... S chool Feb. 8 Current Events .......... ..... J ordon Clarke Feb. 13 Anecdotes told of Lincoln --- ...... Elton Bingham VVhy Lincoln appeals to me .... ..... L oretta Vickerman Saxaphone Solo ........... ....... M alcolm Boss Feb. 29 Special Program. Feb. Z7 Reading .......... - -- -- .... Bertha Lipke Mar. 1 Current Events ................. ....... R etta Clarke Mar. 6 My First Day of High School --- .... Russel Burdick A' John Pearce Singing - I Howard Emerson ' 'U H Walter Hudson L Rex Hurley Mar. 8 Recitation ............... ....... L aura McBride Current Events ............. ..... M aurice Van Horn Mar. 13 Demonstration in Physics --- ...... Alice Mathie Mar. 15 Current Events ............ ..... L ucy Clarke Mar. 20 Story ................... ......... C leone Bingham Mar. 22 Current Events .......... ............ R oscoe Glynn Mar. 27 Extemporaneous Debate ........ Gladys Holliday fPres.j Mar. Z9 Current Events ........ ........ R uth Vickerman Apr. 10 Original Story --- ...... Ruth Burdick Recitation ........... ....... E sther Jennings Apr. 19 Current Events ........ ......... A nna Hanauska Apr. 24 Program arranged by --- --. .l .l05ePhine Rothenbach i Harriet Schuman f Gladys Mc Arthur May 8 Program arranged by --- --- ! Ethel MC Arthur May 10 Current Events .... Florence Mc Cartney L - Emma Wendorf ----- ---Anna McBride 54 THE GOLDEN ARROW Announcement Revised 1918 IIE Milton Iligh School offers four courses of study. The scientific, which may include at least four years of Scienceg the English which requires at least four units of English: the History and Language which offers two years of Latin and at least three years of History. A four years' course in practical Agriculture is offered for those preparing themselves for scientific farming. Of sixteen units of work in the high school, the following ten units MUST be offered fur entrance to college. Some of the courses at the University of VVisconsin may be entered without any Language requirements. Mathematics tAlgebra 1, Geometry lj ...............,.. 2 units English tlthetoric l, Literary ll .......,......... .... 3 units llistory CAncient liistory 1, or Mediaeval and Modern llistory l, or English History lb ............ 2 units Science tliotany and Physical Geography, or Physics 1, or Physiology and Agriculture 13 ................... 2 units Zoology, Language, Latin or Spanish ...........,...... 2 units FIRST YEAR Semester 1. English l. Algebra Elect Two Elementary Science Latin I. Grammar Semester II. English I. Algebra Elect Two Agricultural Botany Latin I. Business English I. SECOND YEAR Semester 1. English II. Ancient Ilistory Elect Two Field Crops Commercial Arithmetic Caesar Physiology Semester II. English II. Ancient History Elect Two Field Crops Ilookl-ceeping Faesar Zoology TIIIRD YEAR Semester 1. English III. Geometry Elect Two Animal Husbandry Mediaeval History Cicero Economics Domestic Science Semester II. English III. Geometry Elect Two Animal Husbandry Modern History Cicero Civics Commercial Geography Domestic Science FOURTH YEAR Semester I. Physics American History A Elect Two Farm Mechanics CXO English IV. Virgil ' Solid Geometry Domestic Science, Eng- lish History Semester II. Physics American History Elect Two Farm Management thi English IV. Virgil Advanced Algebra Domestic Science Students expecting to take a collegiate course in engineering tcivil or electrical? are required to take an additional half year of Algebra, also Solid Geometry in their high school course. Graduates of the Eng- lisli course will he admitted to college, but must meet the entrance requirements in language before graduation: this is extra work which will NOT be credited as a part of the required work for graduation from the college courses. Graduates of the school are admitted without examination to the advanced courses of the University ol' VVisconsin and other hniversities and Folleges of the state, as well as the State Normals. The rate of tuition to high school students coming from another high school district is four dollars fLS4.0t'l per month. Any person of school age not a resident of the high school district may attend the high school with- out paying tuition. The tuition of such person is paid by the town in which he resides, provided he holds a common school diploma or its equivalent. Admission to the high school may be secured as follows: 1. Graduates of the eighth grade in the Milton schools, or the eighth grade of other graded schools, will he admitted upon presentation of a certificate of graduation. 2. Common school graduates will be admitted upon presentation of a diploma or a certilicate of graduation. 3. Students from other high schools and from state graded schools will be given credit for work done in such schools upon presentation of properly certified standings. 4. Those persons who have not completed the equivalent of a common school course will be ad- mitted upon passing a satisfactory examination in all common school branches. In all cases the credit to be given will be determined by the principal, who reserves the right to require any pupil to pursue studies in the eighth grade when found deficient in those subjects. 11 101014124111winriuiuioiuioinniuinioiuinxiuioioioi xi xi ni PREMO BROS. A . R Bicycles '55 IVER JOHNSON G1 f PIERCE f PM ig ARROW 'I A1 4 ' f " M f ff R CROWN 21 North Main St., Janesville, Wisconsin Fire Proof Storage Local and Long Distance 206 to 212 E. Milwaukee St. Bell 27, New 664 KEMMERER GARAGE E. A. KEMMERER, Manager HIGH GRADE MUTUR CARS AND ACCESSURIES uum nmm Janesville, Wisconsin f1cn1cx:1vjo14v14rjo1o10:1x:o14r1oj4x1oi1wo:o GET YOU R EDUCATIO at Milton High School-the hest high school in Southern Wisconsin. Whenever you need printing or engraving, place your order with the Davis Printing Co., who have the modern equipment necessary to produce First class Work. HIGH SCHOOL ANNUALS WEDDING INVITATIONS CATALOGS Printed or Engraved BOOKLETS CALLING CARDS FOLDERS Printed or Engraved LETTER HEADS AUCTION BILLS INVOICES POSTERS STATEMENTS HAND BILLS BUSINESS CARDS TICKETS The Davis Printing Milton, Wis. .g... 2 1011rioioiuiningniuinlivin ANNOUNCEMENT TO OUR PATRONS We do hemstitching on the finest materials and garments on short notice at very -reasonable prices. You can trust your finest cos- tumes to us, let us do your work, and we will give you best of at- tention and assure satisfaction. SINGER SEWING MACHINE CO. Janesville, Wisconsin 201021111021110111101010103111 Frank IJ. Binnewies, M. ll Specialist in EYE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT . . . 207 Jackman Block JANESVILLE, WISCONSIN MRS. J. C. ANDERSON PLANTS AND Reserved Space FLOWERS Phone 723 Enlarging, Janesville Printing, Developing Copying, and all kinds ol Special Photo Work Prompt Service Films developed l0c per roll. Prints 3c, 4c and Sc each. SMI'I'I'I'S PHARMACY The Iiexall Store Kodaks and Kodak Supplies -STEAM DYE WORKS Carl F. Brockhaus fZ Son Dry Cleaning and Pressing 30 Years in the Cleaning Business SEE US BEFORE YOU DYE E. B. Looroono, o. o. sf Janesville, Wisconsin Pyorrhea and Prophylaxis Preventative Dentistry A Specialty 506 Jackman Block 2 1014tinxuinrzozuzoisrioiuiit The Quickest Work in Janesville Film, Film Pack and Plate Developing Prices Reasonable RED CROSS PHARMACY 13-rinioxninxnwioxoinioioini ni-ui viaiiiiiixiuiirioiuioioi 1 1 1 11110101024uioiuinioinioi ALICE G. DIVINE Chiropractor 305 Jackman Blk. Janesville, Wis. Hours l to 5 ancl by appointment Seven Years Experience Adjustments Practically Painless lf you are sick ancl have tried everything else without avail, try my Chiropractic Adjustments ancl get well. LIMA CENTER CREAMERY W. D. MCCOMB, Proprietor Creamery Butter Creameries at Miltonjunction and Lima Center Agent for DeLaval Cream Separators D. P. MCWILLIAM l-larness Trunks Suit Cases Shoe Repairing. All work Fulton Market Janesville, Wis. .xg. 33 217 W. Milwaukee Street New Phone 198-139 0ld Phone 32-33 Office Phone 63 Residence Phone 602 DR. L. M. BABIIUCK D. D. S. Office Hours: 8to lla. m. 1to4p.m. done promptly and neatly. Milton, VViSCOI1SiH 11111111011riuiniuioiq1031110141 14:11iiiiiuiuioiirinioiirix vcr? :ninja n:4x14x:4x11:1o:oj4vj1x1n1o1ojo1oio1oj4 iii nic rilriojoioiisiojoiojfrjisjsxjtrjoiari 5 50 ini 3 -in 1 1 rink 1:11:11 ri n 101 2 11111 1 ini 3 in it FRANK N. FRYER Attorney at -Law Whitewater, Wis. Geo. C. Olin JEWELER 19 West Milwaukee St. JANESVILLE, WIS. Patronize Our Advertisers 111303034rininiuzniuzuzc-is fini: rx EASTON JOHNSON ATTORNEY AT LAW 113 Main Street Whitewater, Wisconsin JANESVILLE HIDE AND LEATHER CUMPANY Successors to I. J. Wright Dealers in Hides and Leather Findings 222 Milwaukee St. JANESVILLE, WISCONSIN Bowen CITY MACHINE CO. General machine W0rk, automobile and truck repair- ing. Sterling Trucks, Goodyear Tires, S. V. Tires 211 E. Milwaukee St. Bell Phone 24 J ANESVILLE, WISCONSIN 111:icnioiuivIii114xiuiuioininiuixwic I1 I1-0:1 siojojoiozozoxozoq50101011i1o1ar1o:o1o:o1o:4:1o14:j4v1av:4r:o:4v14v1cf:1u14a11 o1o1n1o1o1u1n14 qv: BUWER CITY IMPLEMEIIT BIIMPIIIIY PHILIP DOHENY, Prop. Complete Line of Janesville Tillage Implea ments Stoughton All-Steel Low Spreader Barn Equipment Cream Iiarvesters Hardware Specialties Oils and Greases JAN ESVILLE, WISCONSIN iuiuiuitringuia-10101 niui 4114wi:xicrinioiuiuioioir 111: 14 BUILDING MATERIALS FUEL AND FEED Feed Grinding FIFIELIJ HALVEIISIIII LUMBER co. Milton Junction, Wisconsin Phone 1200 FUIQNITIURIJ or QUALITY We surely appreciate your patronage, and it is our endeavor to please you in all things. Let us prove that it is to our mutual good that you call on us for your needs in our line. R. W. KELLY Furniture and Undertaking 0101011,init11011nzuxoioiuiuioz I TEAP ROSE Is the only place to eat Ice Cream when you are in the Junction. We would like your patronage. W. R. WILLIAMS, Prop. Milton Junction, Wis. it'Quian:o1o1u1n1u3t:in3 vi :zu llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.llllhllllllllllllllilllhlfl,ill lilhl 1,l,11l,1ll12l311llll Goto BARL.OVV'S To Have Your Photography Done. . Janesville, Wis. lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillll'llIIlllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllflll 1111111111113 111111: 1111 111111 2 CITY GAS I THE COU TRY Cook With Gas Of all the riuccssities, nuns ire equal 111 Blaugas in llllNlCl'lIIZlllg villzigr' :incl country liouu-s. Nothing will zultl iimrc 111 uiakiug the lIUlIIC clicerful tluiu lreiug well liglitt-1l. Blaugas clues this. The t'1111vcuiL'u1'r' 11f gals for r'1111king in City homes has lung l1e1'u cuviml lry tht' IIUIISE' wives living in the country :uul small towns. Blallgas brings this convenience. The es' sentinl l111iut:4 111 he L'UllSltI6l'CLI iu the se- lection of :1 fuel t11 lie used in your lmmv for 1:11oki11g :nul lighting purposes ure, Safr- ty First, Etlicieucy second, :tml ICc11u11uiy tltirtl. Call mul sec 1lc1n1111str:xti11us 11r 1lr11p :1 1':u'1l. NVill call zuul tIt'llltJllSll'2II9. C. E. COCHRANE 8: C0. 15 Court Street, Janesville, Wis. .Idm M. Whitehead A. E. Matheson Whitehead 81 Matheson ATTORNEYS AT LAW 203 Jackman Building Janesville, Wisconsin 111:11-113111-111: 1 113 1:11101 THE MYERS SHI E PARLOR Has Now Changed Hands George, the champion fancy shoe shiner, now has a half interest. Ladies and gents all welcome to this clean, re- spectable shine parlor. If not satisfied you need not pay G E O I2 G E Janesville, Wisconsin 1 inin111111111111111i111n1111n1112 ri- fi- 1+ir1111is11:ri::im11:xi:wil:irviz111rim1411:rioininiuioinmau Milton Cafe and Bakery D. A. DAVIS, Proprietor We make a Specialty of Short Order Lunches. Try our Baked Goods and Candies. Luick Ice Cream. We also carry a full line of Tobacco. Come and Patronize Us H. E. HCLMES JR. Agent For KING PIN BRAND CLOTHES Fine Clothes for Young Men. All-Wool Fabrics. Prices Very Reasonable Come and See my 1918 Styles 11101min1uininininin:nz1:11:20in1oin1n:u1u1:x1u:u3cnini4 1:1101 1 11111114n1o1o1o1u1u1u1u1 1 111:11 1:11 lic 1 '10 s ea iitoi ttiati S J M BOSTWICK Q59 - H SONS- X Jai nesville, Wiisfii When in Janesville Visit The Big Store I-Ieadquaftefs f0f DRY GOODS, GARMENTS, RUGS, CURTAINS, DRAPERIES Take any of our 28 departments, each af- fords a greater selection than any other store in Southern Wisconsin or Northern Illinois. Special Showing of Women's and Misses Suits, Coats, Dresses, Waists and Accessories SEND US YOUR IVIAIL ORDERS VVE KEEP THE QUALITY UP icsinininiuinzoim11010101010 111101411 01 n 1 u1u1u101lv1n1 :mini trinit-zninin:min11:11:30:oin1in101o1011,initnxrnxoxuioqxiniuioxe Coon's Cash and Carry Store provides for thrifty persons to do shopping personally, pay cash and carry their goods home. Coon's place lS very attractive competition for other retailers. We lower the cost to fyou during this period of unusual conditions. Come and take advantage of our low prices. When in need of Good Feed at the right price buy of H. D. A Y E R S Phone 681x Who is always willing to figure your building jobs on the square. Remember Ayers. Janesville Pure Milk Company Janesville Quality Milk and Cream Both Phones 22 N. Bluff St. if BUY A HUME IN MILTON il ' -.,,,, We can suit you in a residence or T: GBC? N farm near Milton. Also some fine i, ....fA"35'Ni .... building lots for sale. If you have money to loan can get 6 per cent. interest on first mort- gage farm loans. Interest and principal collected for you. We will try to please you. Better see us. F. T. COON FARM LAND CO., Milion, Wis. :goin v 0101014rifriricrjciifiicizpzicirqaqrizicirvjaiicir1411010101 sz x11 114 1101014 nop: limi ijoioioioia rjoioiuioioif Oz" 14 111:41iuznioinvzoinzniniuioinzniuir M A R K RICHARDSON Q2 PORTRAITS BY PHOTOGRAPHY FINISHING FUR IIMIITEIIRS Kill S I u d i 0 s a t MILTIIN ANI! MILTIIN JUNIITIIIN 10:010:11in1-vzuzuzuiuzuinzuininzuzn ""' M lg? G RTV Isis Q0I'r:f1I'I3Lg'mf "'?1':., cw - nfgafzerf afzdfifv fmfeftr' - fra AQ I7 M 9f IQ er :far 1 ANNUAL5' lf . ' 'IV ' . 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Bfasf Quay ' - - I 45f'L"wQ5f9S?,,3""5ffZ?".2'Z C H I C AG O fZ55,Z3feQSY,T5.'EQ,f?'5.2?i9J . 0 ..,,,... .........,., .... ...........n i f " 'f .....,.... ..... N ...., ,. 11111f,4wJhWW0a727hwWfff1f1M ....Y,Y..r: f fM az:cfL 7 -v-- -.ff "..4-"""" Talk to Lowell JANESVILLE, WISCONSIN ACURN STUVES FAVORITE STUVES RUUND UAK STUVES MUNARCH STUVES PERFECTIUN STUVES Furnaces and Tin Work I W. F. B R o W N A Complete Exclusive Specialty Shop For Women and Misses 35 South Main St., Janesville, Wis. We Specialize in showing at all times the very newest creations in outer Wearing apparel for Women and Misses. All our garments represent a high standard of Quality, Dependahility and Value A visit to our exclusive ready-to-Wear store will prove both interesting and profitable to you. COURTEOUS ATTENTION ALWAYS ifuiuinin11:hisnxniz114xi:ni:aiuioiuiuininiiozuinznininiuininiu cfm:-I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I 11010101011 r:ojo1o:o1u1o1u1u11 piuni-njfnx-rjspirnifniepirriwpic 020101011 1:1111 ini: in 1011 11 2 xi xi 11 11 1 1 xi xioioioioinioix 101011 e l H. B. CRANDALL l FRESH AND CURED MEATS Milton, Wisconsin We Want to Supply Your Needs in HARDWARE Hardware, Carpenter's Tools, Aluminum Ware, Enameled Ware, Paints, Oils, Glass.O1l Stoves--Clark-Jewel with high speed oil saving hurnerg Perfec- tion, well known and well liked: Florence, wickless oil stove. Homer Furnaces, the original and best one- pipe furnace. Builders Hardware of all kinds. Always ready to do any kind of sheet metal Work. W. B. NIAXSON :io 1:19:0- 101014111 11011 vioioioioif 1011 pjoiujojiyioioil I 2 I ! ! ! ! I ! ! I ! ! I ! ! I 'Pnioiois gonzui 1 301411:uiuioiozuiuiuin in 1 ! ! ! ! ! 5 Our Optician Gives Satisfaction We guarantee all fitting of lenses, eye glasses and special frames. Eighteen years ex- perience of our optician cannot fail to give you good results. We do not ask specialists' prices as our optical and jewelry store is under one management. HALL 8: SAYLES Will P. Sayles, Successor 10 South Main, Janesville Opposite Interurban Station uioioii1103111021xiuioioiniuin LUVERIN 8: BRUWNE 00. "Mv"Mv'N-rfbv Buy Your Groceries at Wholesale "'v-Nv-"Xu-'NN For Information Write or call W. A LUDTKE Whitewater, Wis. lt's VVorth Your While to Eat Your Lunch at Razooks When You are in Janesville Everything Home Cooked Razonk's House nf Purity Candies, Lunches, Ice Cream 031102011ri::iuininirxioinioiuix Specialist In Examination of Eyes and Fitting of Glasses Crossed eyes straightened by pris- matic and muscular exercises. JOS. H. SCHOLLER Optometrist and Optician Corner Milwaukee and River Sts. Both Phones Badger Drug Company Janesville, Wis. vi ni: inioiuiuioiuxiirix 1 xi 111 time Q img Q ! ! ! A 1riniugnxrairrguinguiuiuiuirrir Fred R. Lintleman, M. ll. Practice Limited to Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat . . . . 312 Hayes Block JANESVILLE, WIS. E. H. PETERSON LAWYER Janesville, Wisconsin 101014airairair101024ninioiniugozr RUGER G. CUNNINGHIIM Attorney at Law 304 Jackman Block JANESVILLE. WISCONSIN Rock County Phone 362 Malcolm G. Jeffries Malcolm O. Mouat Otta A. Oestreich Louis A. Avery Attorneys and Counselors JANESVILLE, WISCONSIN NOLAN 8: DOUGHERTY Attorneys and Counselors at Law 311-313 Jackman Bldg. Janesville, Wisconsin Richardson 8: llunwirldie Attorneys and Counselors Lovejoy Block JANESVILLE, WISCONSIN Arthur M. Fisher LAWYER Janesville, - Wisconsin Edward H. Ryan ATTURNEY AT LAW Office 23 W. Milwaukee St. JANESVILLE, WISCONSIN 1'14air'11111011in114vin114wirfir114:14sir1:4'11air1201030101:riniuioiox 6 0.0 uc oily: njngrnioiozoioioi riuir pioioirrjoirxjfniozr xjr 10101011 jo1o1o1o1o1uifr1n1rr14 iuioioinrioioiujojo 10.0 0201mr:o1411031:in1:mini0311101010:oiuiozoinioinznici: 1 T. J. ZIEGLER CLOTHING CO. Hart, Sehaffner 81 Marx Clothes, John B. Stet- son Hats, Lewis Under- wear, Mallory Hats, Wilson Bros. Shirts. Janesville, Wisconsin R. M. Bostwick 62 Sons Kuppenheimer Clothes Styleplus Clothes, Lewis Underwear, Frank Sehohle Hats, Best Ever Boys' Clothes, Arrow Shirts. Janesville, Wisconsin inlic:im111uioiuiniuioioiui 11 xi 3 1 iiriuiviiuininqpuioi 1 Pastes, Toilet Soaps, Sha poo, Perfumery, Toilet 11:11-ui:niniuinilni1aiu11:xi:ui:xi:xi:ri:11:xinioioioinrinniui I W. W. CLARKE Books, Stationery, Fancy Goods, Trunks, Bags, Cigars and Tobacco IVIILTON, WISCONSIN Our Motto is Quality and Courtesy Face Powders, Toilet Creams, Talcums, Tooth Water, at Milton Drug Store In- DUNN 81 CO. Grant W. Davis Dealers in manner AT LAW Gene,-31 Office at Residence, . Madison Ave, Merchandise Phone No. 222, Milton Milton, Wis. 1:13 :ri 1 uiniu 'mx'rxininluiuiul01030101uiuloloirriulxiii 103 REHBERCYS , Clothing for Men andYoung Men. Shoes for Everybody. We specialize on nifty togs for college chaps. AMO REHBERG C0. J anesville, Wisconsin llSE,D IH THE ARMIES AND NAWE5 ff , - . L I 1 OF THE " WORLD 'bggeeic il in ' JL 1 Q 'Jn X . 'r .QC . 3 1 e , , 5. 1 A- , I 3.6 l- 773, 1j:Z, ,,g, I G 3'-" . ,,1. ,A-. . ' ,I . Aj D- . e f . - F A - v 4- P' . -"'f ' f ' Q-E'1 X'4' . ff' 4- - 9' f J' , - .. -w i Q. 1 , 1 rg, Q - ff -f V 52 ny 12424, 3,511 ,inet rib' U Y, 'rr ? 51, L- ..i,l, iw " f 1 f---We JAP. -L?.gxf.,:g-Q -V J la I E , 62125 boy 5 needs cz A:-:wa 4,421 ,t a fp, ww- f M' ' E019 Press E3 to Fill the Button lf, , 5X 4 ffl A fy y PRICE Pmcn: g f Sf li 82.50 up m 4? X YQ' Q Sxlevre:g5 pm-im gg A .. D 18-KGolc cnp,2sc A - jgyv Plate, ss """ -Pai 5-'WBT Q- fb FOU N N P EN S-:fi 411 3 ?55'4"'5- r I f-ew -eg 2- . . . , mai' 'J rrigrigirgiv S Sgt 538151855 , I.. if ,n held inwnace hjso dcalvfs- J ,nk 4-8 A511155 Cmlog fm I Z' "me, zzz. ,mfg-33155 in WSW' 'Sq SAFE TY- SEALED-The new type "no into Huid lui 1 holes in the wall" fountain pen. Ink can't , f 3 l getoulto aoilclothosorperson. ln event of f fi, accident to interior mechanism the pen File? Q . Wg automatically changes from a Self-Filler to ui 'TS-W - on-Self-Filler without interruption of service PARKER INK TABLETS L' 'mm L E -foraaoldier's"kit"in place of fluid ink. 61 I9 . -, fb' ininifwioimrioiu 1n1o1uio1u1u14114minirxiuioiuioiuic111101021 in I114:gfnioioxoiuzoiniogn101 in 2 Cinco and McAllister R d R e Over Dry Goods Co. WHITEWATER, WIS. Controlled by CHAMBERS-UWEN 00. Milton Junction, Wis. Ilargest Stock of The State Bank Capital 515,000 in the county Surplus 510,000 Milton Junction, Wisconsin Ladies' Ready-to Wear Garments McAllister Dry Goods Co. At last we have found You are invited to the 'ight Place 'cleat Mrs. Walker's for , FINE POTTER 5 MILLINERY RESTAURANT Janesville, Wis. Short Orders a Specialty , Lunch, Ice Cream JQIICSVIIIQ Our Bakery Goods are Dry G00dS CQ, Unexcelled 22 South River St., Open Every Day Janesville, Wisconsin Phone 1473 Ladies' and Men's Furnishings, MILTON JUNCTION, WIS. Shoes and Clothing 011 rin vii'14rin'11in1111:rioioioioioininwin101111:iioioioiningi-in 101010101014nioiuinic:ini in 3014:icwining:ui:nicn1u2n1o1n1u3u1v14xioiuiuininin Milton Movie Company Operating the WENEEDA THEATER The home of good pictures. A place you Will always find your friends. Mrs. G. L. Shumway THE PARLOR MILLINER Phone 672 Milton, Wisconsin Smith 81 Holmes STOCK BUYERS Phone 1201 uininioil101031114nioiniuin mourn 1 ui mic 101 ni :Quin inxiuiniuioinininriu12:riuioiuinioinicni in 1 vi: N. W. C ROS LEY Always has in stock a full line of Staple Groceries, Fresh Fruits, Candies, Overalls, Jackets, Shirts, School Supplies, Etc. GIVE US A TRIAL Phone No. 251 Milton, - - iWisconsin Bank of Milton CAPITAL and SURPLUS 535,000 P. M. GREEN, Pres. E. D. BLISS, Vice-Pres. B. H. WELLS, Cashier. J. H. COON, Asst. Cashier. 3 per cent. Interest paid on cer- tificates of deposit. Your Business is Solicited Livingston Sc Babcock THE VILLAGE SMITHS Horseshoeing a Specialty All Kinds of Repair work and Wood Work Milton, Wisconsin T. A. Saunders 81 Son Dealers in LUMBER and COAL Milton, Wisconsin 11111101 1:1 inxuiiriuixviuini Dr. G. E. Crosley Milton, Wis. Office South of Bank Offce Hours: 7230-8:00 a. m. 1:00-2:00 p. In. 6:30-7:00 p. m. ui 1 1010101 1 1 111114 10101: o 0.4 nioiuioivioioioxoxr 111-141101011111 ri uiexjoicaifujojojfnioioiojoif rimrjcvifrioierioioiojcnjfnioioioiivje o Quit ninininioiuii11:114'Quin11:ri:viuiniuriuiuinrioiuiuioimxininiugo L' C' SUNBY lf you really Want a Dealer in Boots Shoes and neat hair cut or a 9 Rubbers velvety shave just Special Attention to ' ' Repairing slip IH to PW PLACE GARAGE All kinds of first- J. R. DAVIDSON. Prop. class tonics and mas- NIILTON, WISCONSIN , sages. Prices regu- Cars Overhauled, Automobile Supplies. All lcincls ol Gaso- lar, line Engines Repairecl. OVERLAND AGENCY MCWll.l.lAM BRU3. Phone Garage 302x. House 302 Milton, ' ' Wisconsin ROGERS' CA DY STORE Ice Cream and Candies You all know the Quality Place :fini ii in1303031rioiuiuinioioinmi niniuioiui xiuininioioinir 1111014'31vii-innioiirinxugniuiuinviinxoioioiuioinxn 1011 in 11111113-xinviininiux 1 1o1o1oiu3 ni an-noiuioioinin E. A. HOLMES 8, SON DEALERS IN Groceries, lVIen's Work Clothes, Gloves, Mittens, Notions, Wall Paper, Shades, Ice Cream and Soft Drinks. We aim to keep the finest line of Fresh Fruits in Town A full supply of staple and fancy groceries always on hand LIPKE BRoTHERs DEAL ERS IN Farm Implements MILTON, WISCONSIN B. F. H U D S O N Dealerin aw Furs, Hides and Ginseng IVIILTON, WISCONSIN Telephone 3I2 1014 ioiniuiuiuiuicxiirim10201011ri:iinioioinxiuioinioioin 101 RALPH HUDSON Nlilton Junction, Wis. Breeder of Registered and Imported Percheron and Belgian Horses Also Registered and High Grade HOLSTEIN CATTLE For Sale at All Times. Phone 714x 3F STEAM LAUNDRY CO. First-Class Dry Cleaning, Family Washing and all kinds of Laundry work. DAVID W. SMITH, Agent Collect on Monday. Deliver on Friday. Phone 1001 Packages left at Rogers' Candy Store DUNWELL BROS. Do not get caught , , in .the dark just be- Palntlnga cause you didn't Papel-ing have your flashlight , repaired at the elec- Decorating tric Shop. Give Us Your Order ELECTRIC SHOP Phone 272 Milton, Wisconsin 141201: 111102010101 1141101011 inicugnioznioxuinuingnioioi iniuiuiuizninioin11:11ningnioiuzuioiuiui inniuimuiugniuiuio When you are looking for milk service and reasonable prices call the ADVANCE C0-UPERATIVE CREAMERY ASSUCIATIUN 409 W. Milwaukee St., Janesville, Wis. Bell Phone 56 Let us co-operate in establishing a trade direct from the producers to the consumers, so that pure, wholesome, sanitary pasteurized milk can be re tailed at a reasonable price. We are also prepared to furnish cream, buttermilk, cottage cheese and butter fresh from our Creamery. ALL WE ASK IS A FAIR TRIAL Halverson Bros. Company GOOD CLOTHES NOTHING ELSE NV-"V"V"'V4Xnf-'Xa Sellers of Smart Shoes Whitewater, - - - Wisconsin 111:111nininininiuinuiuiiri in ini :ini ui ni::iiuinioiniamieriuiariu mix111rinri-1101:riuzoioioioiui 1 in1014110101:1101011130101 :ui Safady Bros. If YOU Want Good Furniture M358 Call on Us We can show you a large stock at reason- able prices. Always SPURTING GUUDS glad to Show you FRANK D. KIMBALL Furniture and Undertaking 22-24 W. Milwaukee St. Janesville, Wisconsin Janesville, was. JNMJNQNVNV 411 W. Milwaukee St. Across From Y. M. C. A. Colvin's Bread is T MCCUE 81 BUSS Good Bread SAN TUX DRUG STORE Made the Clean Way by auto- Telephone and mail orders will matic machinery receive our prompt attention COLVIN BAKING CO. 14 S- Main Sr- Janesville' Wis' Janesville, Wisconsin Give A. Lovelle Burdick, M. IJ. Mo ther Practice limited to the a diseases of the Eye, Ear, Rest Nose and Throat. Eat GLASSES FITTED 7 S 221 Hayes Block B R D Janesville, Wisconsin 12 1 1114uioioiirioioioinin1130101010111 111 101111 1:11:10 11 1 11 ni ri ni 1 rin74ri01oi01u1nirrinilililililic iuiui The Golden Eagle LEVY'S, Janesville Rock County's Greatest . . . St o r e . . . Showing a Complete line of everything to wear for Men, Women and Chil- dren We Invite Your Inspection .inrin11:11:11:ifhis1411:111if12411:uimioicuimuiafi-,inninfifwixinin