Millington High School - Trojan Yearbook (Millington, TN)

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.742 nop cy Two bums meet on a street corner. Mo says to Io, Io, you character, how are you? Io says, Mo, what do you know? I haven't seen you since way back when. Wonder what ever happened to our old classmates of '52? I saw Marvelene Pitts, who is still a tele- phone operator, the other day, and she came up with the following dope. E. C. Chapman, Al Capone's successor, is hiding out in Helen Galigher's boarding house. His secretary, Shirley Akin, is catch- ing up on her reading. Among the novels she is reading is the best seller, Gone With the Men, written by Peggy Lane. Maurice Starnes, a traffic cop, stopped the President of the National Athletic Association for speeding the other day and was on the verge of giving him a ticket when he discov- ered it was his old buddy, Glenn Dodds, still executive minded. Myrtle Melton is now playing Irma on the My Friend Irma Show. Alma Fears is traveling with the circus to continue her minute-by-minute news bulletins of People From the Monkey's Point of View. It you see a Sherman tank wrecking cars on Highway 51 and listen closely you might hear Billy Red Oates gleefully yelling Heh, Heh! more business for Dad! Rodnay Vandiveer, with the Cardinals, just broke Babe Ruth's home run record. Ieanette and Geneva Turnage have just scads of money they got by posing for Which Twin Has the Toni? . Harold Bailey, who is principal of Milling- ton High School, is becoming a nervous wreck. His condition was caused by the present stu- dents' lack of respect tor anything and every- thing. His trusty psychiatrist is Dr. George Medford. Ioanne Drew, as a leading criminologist, has succeeded in bursting a nationwide nar- cotics ring. Touring Europe as a tumbling act in the circus are lean Lyle and Ioyce Cobb. Ioanne Foshee's medical ambitions led her into the patent medicine field where she came up with a new tonic, Foshee's Miracle Medi- cine. No one can imagine M. C. H. S. Without its painters or without Shirley Gammon, so her drape shape now adorns the painting scaffold outside of Mr. Taylor's room. Donald Rast is knocking around the Medi- terranean on a banana boat. That informa- tion came from Grace Wilson, a can-can girl in a Paris cafe. Bob Hines gave up his efforts to join Don- ald on the banana boat and became an in- structor at Arthur Murray's studio. On the society page you might see a photo of Mary Io Bach serving tea at one of her ultra socialite parties. The most extensive butterfly collection in the U. S. is owned by Ioe Chidester. A star of the women's roller derby is Eve- lyn Stevens who thought this sport would keep her nurses' training in demand. Billy Weeks is a friendly relationship am- bassador to foreign countries. Bobby Mitchell created a new vehicle, the Pontiacbuickac, a combination airplane, sub- marine, and automobile. I It seems a new club, Management of Mighty Midgets by Modern Mothers has be- come popular in Shelby County. Officers in the club are Dorma McKinney, who whoops 'um-Ruth Ayers, who mixes formulas-Dora Lee Williams, who changes diapers-Bobbie lean Rea, who rocks 'um to sleep-and Mona Posey, who bounces 'um. Milton Peck is chief advisor to the harried housewives. At last, a replacement for Bill Gordon. Iohn Smith coasted into a job ready made for his natural talents. The theme song for his platter party is Sixty Minute Man.