Michael Reese Hospital School of Nursing - Reestar Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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5 t Q,- i - - P' , BoNERs J W .J , ,f A Clzrom Charts and Otherwisej CMaternity' wardsj Mary, did you name your twins yet? Sure, the doctor named them. The boy is LOA and the girl is RQPV' Cl:ilth Sarahj Margerito, 'Klhe doctor says l have Potts Disease. Clyde, Well l've got polio, and thats what President Roosevelt had. Leo, Thats nothing, l've got heart disease and every clay the doctor listens to my heart with his periscopel fGyneD lnterne, 'KMrs. Perinslcy, because ol your condition, we may have to sterilize you. Mrs. Perinslcy, Ch doctor, PLEASE don't put me in that big boiler! CMale Surgeryb Charlie, HNurse, I'lI bring up a Wangensteen right awayf, New Sophomore, 'lBut, l don't lcnow how to admit a new patient! CMale Medical RoundsD Attending man, ul-low did this patient contract pneumonia? Junior lnterne, ul-le was caught in the draft. fMeyer l'louseD patient, Dont allow that interne to enter this room again, l-le insulted mel Nurse, 'lWhy l'rn sure he didn't mean to. patient, ul-le wrote on that chart, 'This obese 45 year old lemalel, Freshman: Did you say the supervisor was going to take you to the post otlicef Id like to mail some paclcages too. Big Sister: No, dear, to the postln Cfatdmitting Room 3:00 A.M.D Policeman: l low did you get that shot in the leg? Patient: uSur, ma honey give it to me. She was practicin lor natn al delense. Pre-operative diagnosis:-Rubovitis. 'll:OO-Coughing frequently, lcnee roll inserted. 'lO:OO-Dr, Bloclc called, very cyanotic and irrational, 7-'ll-4'l Blood brealdast in A.M, l'lold interne. I Allliil

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THE DOG HOUSE-WHO'S IN? Maxine Casey looking for the croup tent in Sarah Morris Supplies. Vi Haupt analyzing her motives for entering nursing. Martha Shaw trapped in the phone booth at 'lO:3O, Ruth Warkow with an A- case study. Helen Sutton serving bacon on a kosher tray. Dorothy Cohen on evenings again. Dorothy Schade rudely awakened in class. Ruby Mogill, missed that phone call. Helen Mullen with no letter from Montana. Glaser after the navy left town. Nickie counting the days until vacation. Sacks taking the street car in the wrong direction. Amanda Rainis missing a train. Podber forgetting to pack everything. Joyce Perry taking her pictures again. fHow many?D Vi Divine catching cold-kachooo- Madeline Jensen doing a quick shift from Navy to Armyl Bee Freeman setting two clocks and over- sleeping, Strandberg with a positive Dick. FROM A FRESHMAN NOTEBOOK By: lma Reck Cardinal symptoms ofa freshman: Heat: After five minutes of basketball. Redness: After forgetting procedures. Swelling: Puffy eyes from eternally sleeping. Pain: Getting report cards at the end of six months. Lament of the Microbiology student: This task of mine will ne'er be done So how am l to have some fun? ln 'Zinsser-Boyne-jonesu, look and look. lt's Miss Orams favorite reference bookl Definitions: lmagination: What you use when its reported in Student Government that Conditions on 4th North are good. Unspeakable:What the supervisor calls you when you've been an especial nuisance on the wards. She doesn't mean too good forwards. Uniforms: l knew for a fact that l wore size seven Till l came here and got a size eleven But then a freshmans just so meek, Even her shoes refuse to squeak. Whats all the bustle, haste and worry? lt's six-forty-five and time to hurry. For buttoning buttons two and twenty, ln starch and studs itis work aplenty. Objective: Chl How were looking to days ahead, When it won t take two hours to make a bedl

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