Michael Reese Hospital School of Nursing - Reestar Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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DR. GREEN- I'll sew that scalp wound on you for ten dollars. ' PATIENT-HGC6 Doc, I just want plain sewing not hemstitching or embroidery work. . They say there is no life on the moon. Perhaps the moonshine has killed them off. STUDENT NURSE- Fifth Private is.wild, those Ewalds and Mosenthals are terrible! OUTSIDE GRADUATE- Oh yes, those rich folks do demand a lot of attention! - DEAR EDITOR- Why don't married men pay more attention to their wives? R ANSWER-'IWC don't know. 'But, have you ever noticed that when a rat IS caught 1n a trap he doesn't care for the cheese? WANTED WANTED-A good cook, no children, all modern convemences. I want a good girl and I want her bad. . Boss, who just caught the office boy telling a lie: Do you know what happens .to office boys who tell lies? . JOHNIE- Sure, when they get old enough the firm sends them out as traveling sales- men. - , THE' CRIMINAL When the donkey saw the zebra, ' He began to switch his tail, Well, I'1l'never! was his comment, There's a mule that's been in jail. ' - Do young women shingle their hair because their heads are too weak to burden long tresses? - Scientists claim that water is two and one half times as heavy as sand, therefore if a ton of sand weighs two thousand pounds how much would a ton of water weigh? ' i Page 94 U ' I .. g- - A , NX!! 9 , ,4, 4-.jgwg A HERO! A man too scared to run. JOKES An Invitation? SHE-Cafter twelvej Would you really put yourself out for my sake? HE- Indeed I would! SHE- Then do it please-I'm awfully sleepy. HE- Please come out into the garden with me. ,T j SHE- Oh! No. I mustn't go out without a chaperonf' HE- But we don't need one. . SHE- Then I don't want to go! ST. PETER fto self satisfied man at the gates of heavenj- Where are you from? MAN- Michael Reese! ST. PETERiilW6ll you may come in, but you won't like it. P VISITOR- How long has that doctor worked here? SUPERINTENDENT- About four hours. VIsITOR+ Indeed!-from his manner, I judged he had been here longer. j SIIPERINTENDENT-'IHC has-he has been here for two years. . . TEACHER- Tommy, you may tell us what heredity is. I TOMMY- It is something you inherit- like your Dad's pants! , PATIENT- Every bone of my body aches! DOCTOR- You ought to be glad you are not a herring. , DR.. REMBE- What's the height of your ambition? f KOBACK- Oh! she's a little over five ee .

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