Michael Reese Hospital School of Nursing - Reestar Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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DR. GREEN- I'll sew that scalp wound on you for ten dollars. ' PATIENT-HGC6 Doc, I just want plain sewing not hemstitching or embroidery work. . They say there is no life on the moon. Perhaps the moonshine has killed them off. STUDENT NURSE- Fifth Private is.wild, those Ewalds and Mosenthals are terrible! OUTSIDE GRADUATE- Oh yes, those rich folks do demand a lot of attention! - DEAR EDITOR- Why don't married men pay more attention to their wives? R ANSWER-'IWC don't know. 'But, have you ever noticed that when a rat IS caught 1n a trap he doesn't care for the cheese? WANTED WANTED-A good cook, no children, all modern convemences. I want a good girl and I want her bad. . Boss, who just caught the office boy telling a lie: Do you know what happens .to office boys who tell lies? . JOHNIE- Sure, when they get old enough the firm sends them out as traveling sales- men. - , THE' CRIMINAL When the donkey saw the zebra, ' He began to switch his tail, Well, I'1l'never! was his comment, There's a mule that's been in jail. ' - Do young women shingle their hair because their heads are too weak to burden long tresses? - Scientists claim that water is two and one half times as heavy as sand, therefore if a ton of sand weighs two thousand pounds how much would a ton of water weigh? ' i Page 94 U ' I .. g- - A , NX!! 9 , ,4, 4-.jgwg A HERO! A man too scared to run. JOKES An Invitation? SHE-Cafter twelvej Would you really put yourself out for my sake? HE- Indeed I would! SHE- Then do it please-I'm awfully sleepy. HE- Please come out into the garden with me. ,T j SHE- Oh! No. I mustn't go out without a chaperonf' HE- But we don't need one. . SHE- Then I don't want to go! ST. PETER fto self satisfied man at the gates of heavenj- Where are you from? MAN- Michael Reese! ST. PETERiilW6ll you may come in, but you won't like it. P VISITOR- How long has that doctor worked here? SUPERINTENDENT- About four hours. VIsITOR+ Indeed!-from his manner, I judged he had been here longer. j SIIPERINTENDENT-'IHC has-he has been here for two years. . . TEACHER- Tommy, you may tell us what heredity is. I TOMMY- It is something you inherit- like your Dad's pants! , PATIENT- Every bone of my body aches! DOCTOR- You ought to be glad you are not a herring. , DR.. REMBE- What's the height of your ambition? f KOBACK- Oh! she's a little over five ee .

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odern Convenlences A 'f'G:w-an I 9 E 'WR In x ZX I M tm' y -f.:- if Q' EEG! its ? 2 i 291 bc X .T the N S s.n.,,,, V, i N 4 Q? ff? Tx-muux - 8.1.3 M1ss XVELKER I see the street car as passed 'VIISS MARKLE Hou do you know? Mlss WELKER I can see the tracks INTERNE Is she an aflihate? FRESHMAN No she IS Norweg1an VI1ss INNES Where d1d you get that new unlform? You look qu1te Hnlshed MAC I should look fimshed' Its my graduatmg un1form The car was so crowded that not even the men could find seats' FRESHMAN You know httle Sammy at the corner drug store He can always ralse a laugh Miss WALLER Yes he actually made a banana spllt the other day OVERHEARD IN DINING ROOM Mlss SATRE Im afrard they wxll b sendmg me off duty for wearmg Jewelry Miss JACKSON Csurprrsedj Why' Why? MISS Satre? Mlss SATRE For the rmgs under my eyes. TRUE LIFE' It IS our 1dea of hard luck when a nurse works for her board and loses her appetrte ABSENT MINDED MISS HUNT D1d you ma1l my letters? Miss GEIGER Heavens no I slrpped Dr Kuh s lectures 1n the box mstead DAUGHTER Mother lf I should get mar ned would my husband be l1ke Dad? MOTHER D AUGHTER marry would I be an old ma1d lrke Aunt Nell? MOTHER DAUGHTER chance for a woman 1S there? I suppose so dear And Mother If I shouldn t I guess so Oh dear' there 1sn t much The Pamt Trades slogan IS Save the sur face and you save all Many of our femmlne sex have adopted the same slogan POPULAR QUESTIONS IVhat d1d you get IH Psych1atry? What d1d they want wrth you at the T S O ? D1d MISS Jackson leave a note rn your room XVhat new rules were announced ln assembly Is lt worth goxng down to supper? NVho s m the hvmg room? XVhat d1d you do 1n Gym? D1d you pass 1nspect1on thxs mornmg? D Page 93 . , 5 - 'I ' 'i' 1' In an ' I, ,, , 'E -J ' , 'I f '-- V, A I 1' 'I mm N813 .3 X-ty N 11 I ,5---- , I Egvs f1,,,.,..f7 Roo ss BMS . , . 6 1 2' ' W C., 4 2' l ' e r y Q, Ai , J I , V -1 1 1,5 I W, K H I ' . -- . , '. ' , ' X3.-.'!..Q1Z'auux.n.wu, . - mmqw1.m,wlL,mE,,,,,u Nuvqn. lla, 4 I I - I VY S-'Sv gc ix va I 4 --, vs. in erin, gym, -N. TL.. greg, . . Y l-ales. VA I 1 T A' ,1 ' ' -1, - :L+ .P l , , 7 , . 0 -., I '14 . .eu-A - 245 7 if f , -'- :Jr -1- H 'fi 1 W f ' . XY R 7-,-, A .gs 5:10 ma.-'lc u c. -lr -, I f , I ' I ,, ' FQ.e.Le.r 4 4 A A . , -is. l 1 u h ' n . rx ' ' I , - 1 ,H . ll yy , ' xx ' - ,, U ' YY . ' 4 - . ll - H ' - n y . , ' H ' - 1 , , . l -. 1 H . f A H - - . . . H ' - yy u ' 1 1 Y' ' ' I7 u , 1 u n 17 A u - 1 . , . ' n ' v - ll xc ' - n - - H ' 1 u s K ' Y 77 ' . . n u ua . . . .J u 1 ' ' , 1 0 e ' ya . ,lu Y ' u ' T . . , . . . . . ,, . U . , .

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