Michael Reese Hospital School of Nursing - Reestar Yearbook (Chicago, IL)

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X ' ODE TO THE CLASS OF 1925 I CWith apologies to ,Kiplingj If you can please the supervisors andthe doctors, The Superintendent and the patients, too, The patients' families and your senior nurses, 'Twould seem that you'd have quite enough to do. If you ,can please the Czarines of the pantry, The Napoleons who massage and bathe the hall, And yell at you for not walking on the Ceiling, ' Or smile when you have lost your beau's 'phone call. . , If you can please the internes and house- doctors, I A And hold 'your tongue when the buck they try to pass, ' Or when chambermaids and elevator workers Think your day is lost without their sass. If you can stay your tears when in the drug groom, They ask for whom and why you Want their wares, . Send you back promto for prescriptions, And make you climb what seems a million stairs. hliii-1 If you survive three months in the fO. Rf With 'tie my gown,' and hand me this or that, The wild excitement of the doctor's scold- wg, Stgl don't give up and leave your training at. If you can glide past atlnearly day break, Hand in the Late Leave and make it look like '12 o'clock', y ' I If you can fool the supervisors and the nurses, When you go hatless for a walk around the block. ' If you can keep your head ,when bells around you - A Are ringing 'til you don't know what to do, U ,V If you can keep your heart when handsome internes Are losing theirs and blaming it on you. If now that you.have finished training, You can look back upon this life as mild, Yours is the earth,.but I'm here to tell you, You'll be a nurse-and a saint, my child! Cfrom Right Off The Chest with changesj a- , ,- U nm QLQ f 9 2 Ef 4 M, a xxxf by 55 g , . x , ' ,, -Ja' W X lllll- 2, - 2-Z. +fQeq-, is .ml lv. f - I .X X Xl: K x u ,L ,Na . X X - -5 Exif Q az' ' 13 X X ll Simi, ' b '., lhlllil S . . ' ,lp '--' ff' ' mir Qi ,:u1Y', ,fd e Q? a- .X if 1' ' - ' 2 , I, ,,. 7, f' f' fr f Page 91

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KJ Kita? ig 1-I i ii' E L- 'I ,, Moa... ffl - ' is Shocii fIlJSorl3e.f5. nes- ' Humor Breathes there a man with soul so dead, Who never to his sick friend saidg If youfd only try my doctor! Some of your logic is good, and some we have yet to see. HYDRAULIC FEET Miss FINNEY'iiWhy are your feet so wet? Miss OXENHANDLER- I've been wearing pumps. , i DR. WEISS- All my girl wants to do is to eat and dance. u DR. TOLSTOI-Ulf you are asking me for a diagnosis, I should say-she had the foot and mouth disease. - The rest of your days depends on the rest of your nights. HE Con the phonej-- Is that you Sweetie? POPULAR N URSE-HYES3 Who's speaking? Immigrants landing here begin looking for that easy way to'make a living. They have nothing on us! We've been doing that for years. HEARD IN PRIVATE ROOM DIVISIONS SONIA-HDO you know Russian? ' MAC- All the Rushin I know is up and down these halls! NEWS ITEM Federal agents found considerable moon- shine at the bottom of a one hundred foot mine shaft. This proves, Still water runs deep. MISS SYNNESVEDT- Give me some anti- septic powder for this wound. .MISS PROSPER1ilHCfC is some Pix-Brite, will that do? WHAT WOULD YOU DO IN A CASE LIKE THIS? SEER IN ORDER BOOK-ILMFS. Smith- Morphme Sulphate Grs. M 'Hypo', now, by ' . . mouth. A sympatheticneighbor happened on to one of her friends one sweltering July after- noon, and knowing that her husband had - beendailing inquired, How is your husband stan ing the heat? Her friend answered- Theo l k' f ll ' th I don't know he has been dead for a week. horses aI1ieytIl?eaIteTaih1dfi1g'sI?1oney 0 Owmg e Page 90 if I 3 will N 'i' rl ,

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