Mendocino Union High School - Boom Yearbook (Mendocino, CA)

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Q idOJt l-lCOjafi People are beginning to give up hope.. .poor Stuart Stu Tregoning was the first man to set out in a rocket for the moon. But something went wrong, because now he's orbiting around in space! For the past ten years he has been able to send us down reports. We'll tune in on him right now: Hey, you peoplel It's a clear day. I can see earth! I guess I'll look in on my ol' classmates from '59. I see my ol' chum. Bob Sallinen, the greatest inventor of the past decade. He has re- tired with his billion that he made for converting the horseless carriage into horses with carriages and for the invention of that much-needed gadget, the sparkless spark-plug! There's Sharon McGlothlin, alias 'Mac, Sal, Rabbit, or Shorty... Good Heavens! I Wow! She owns a nite-club on 'Brawd-way.' Oh, no... She owns the dude ranch next door, too! She owns a factory back in Missouri that manufactures 3-minute hair coloring kits! Well, I see John Matson now owns a nation-wide chain of general stores. He ran for President of the U.S. not long ago, you know. He was elected but was impeached for running over the Secretary of Defense in his new DeSoto '900. Sharon Simons and her husband, Mike S., are in Alaska managing an orphanage for snow rabbits. They have a pretty big family now... I'd say about 9,999,226 (rabbits, that is). If they succeed with those little critters, they'll soon be able to make angora socks for their own family. Well, down in Potato Land, I see Mary Ann Cotter. She owns all of Idaho now, and she is also a writer. Her latest novel 'Nuthin' But Spuds,' sold a million. I see her now writing another thriller called 'The Eyes Have It.' Oh! There's Bob 'Red' Defer, the greatest pitcher in the National Leeg. He has racked up a perfect no-hitter record during the last season. He has only one trouble... a .000 batting average. He is also good in bit-parts in some western movies. He is noted for his fast draw. It's easy to spot Judy Lenhares and her husband Craig T. Ihey've built a huge fort in among the hills of Boonville. They seem to be trying to protect the little Tolmans from nearby invaders. These invaders, by the way, are none other than Cathy Richards and her nine little waitress daughters. Cathy, a good cook, has become well-known for her spe- cialty---Little Tolmanburgers. I spot Dave Nielson... He's joined the famous Cossack Sword Dancers. His next ap- pearance is in Canarybird Hall, which I see he owns. He's practicing his number now. Go, Nielson, Go! I 66