Memphis University School - Owl Yearbook (Memphis, TN)

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Woooee! That was some U.S. Female, whimpered Rhett. Around the corner was a store that looked promising: Guns and Ammo Freedom Fighters. All them boys are hunters; this must be what they wear, they reasoned. Let ' s try some of them clothes on. While Rhett posed next to a poster of Rambo, Billy Bob checked the MUS Handbook. Uh, oh. No camouflage clothes allowed, he said. Not to worry. Pete ' s Polyester Store would be just the place. They bought classic designer shirts and pants, but declined Pete ' s offer of religious paraphernalia when they realized that Pete had very few brain cells left. After an opening day fiasco modeling Pete ' s line of polyester, they were helped by several students to understand what real men should wear. Mr. Mike Deaderick taught them the word conservative. They found Oak Hall right across the street. They invested in Duck Head pants and oxford-cloth shirts. They looked boring, stale, and devoid of personality like all the other guys in the hall. They had found the true meaning of looking good and dressing the part. FASHIONS 27

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• y, • ■ —IT • t Dressing the Part It all started back in August. Rhett Necke and Billy Bob Treflan received notice that they had been accepted to MUS. No more cut-off jeans and Bon Jovi shirts for schoolwear, though. They had one week to find proper attire. If they were to be MUS students, they would have to dress the part. Their quest began at the Mecca of Mid-South shoppers, the Mall of Memphis. This is the story of that odyssey. Boy howdy, Billy Bob, said Rhett, That mall place shore is big! It is big, Rhett; about as big as your girlfriend, Thelma Liz. Once inside, they marveled at the lavish decor, the ice rink, and the huge number of sailors and marines. The first store they tried was U.S. Male. A sensual saleslady about their age had caught their eye. Hey, Billy Bob, let ' s do some snakin ' , said Rhett, who had already acquired some MUSspeak. Sensual saleslady LeeAnn proffered information: We don ' t get many MUS boys in here. They ' re all so cute, too. Let me show you what we can do for you. (Pictures 2 and 3 show just what LeeAnn did for Billy Bob and Rhett.) We ' ll sure be back now, you hear? But we ' ve got to look around a little more first, said Billy Bob. T ' £ f i 111 waa ■ «3 Hi xmf — .» 1 y m L = ii§v ' W 1 T % } , ¥ w 26 STUDENT LIFE

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With warpaint on his face, Diego Winegardener gives his approval to have his picture taken of his denim-clad body, as Geoff Butler, not dressed appropriately for Grub Day, tries to figure out what planet he is on. Always trying to show its spirit, the Senior Class, led by Craig Nadel, Diego Winegardener, Richard Hussey, and a widemouthed John Moore, attempts to do a wave during the Homecoming pep rally; unfortunately their spirit ran out by the fifth row. Smile! Both Homecoming Queen Lacey Scott and her date Mark Griffin pose for photographer extraordinaire Preston Dellinger. 28 STUDENT LIFE