Middleborough High School - Timaron Yearbook (Middleborough, MA)

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19 5 4 MEMORIAL HIGH SCHOOL 19 3 4 that the said Waters irls ina.y not find it so difficult to keep their hair curled on damp days and that ihey shall no longer find it necessary to sleep on curling pins aU night. Kathleen Graham bequeaths her literary ability to John Benn in order that the com- bined talents of the two may jiroduce a lit- erary genius of which Memoria ' High School may well be proud. Vining Sherman wills his famous book bag- to Smithsonian Institute as a relic. George Budd leaves his gold tooth to the Gold Redeeming Corporation of America in the hope that it will help to pay off the national debt. Agnes MacDonald leaves her faithful Ford to any one who has courage enough to drive it. Ann Sullivan leaves her sunny disposition to Leona Alberts. Anita Shaw leaves to any Junior taking United States History all the faces which she has so ably made at ] Ir. Thomas when he has called upon her. Clara April leaves her place in front of the mirror to Olive Durant. John Nielsen leaves his position as water boy to some strong and husky individual like himself. Bertha Porter leaves her good sportsman- ship to Mildred Robinson. Last but not least Edwin NeiU leaves his copy of Emily Post ' s book to Leonard Chaus.se. Signed, sealed, publislied, and declared by the Cass of 1934 as its last will and testament in the presence of these well meaning but men- tally unbalanced witnesses: Norman Hill Roger Hall Alexander Kewppie Evo Bosari Sworn before Justice of the Peace, Honorable Walter G. Hicks - ' 4 22P-

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19 3 4 MEMORIAL HIGH SCHOOL 19 3 4 The last Will and Testament of the Class of 1934 Helen F. Nolan Know all men by those Presents. That the Senior Class of the Middlcboro IMemorial High School does make this their last will and testament, revoking: all wills heretofore made by them at any time. After the payment of our just debts, we give, devise, and bequeath as follows : We, the members of the Class of 1984, do will and bequeath to Miss Chrystal Chase a large box of chalk hoping that the future Senior English classes won ' t have to suffer nervous breakdowns while Miss Chase hunts for the chalk. To the School Department of the town of Middleboro we leave sufficient funds to pur- chase a generous supply of pencils. The Senior Class leaves to Mickey Mouse, who resides in the girls locker room, a joound of fresh green cheese. We, the members of the Class of 1934, do will and bequeath our dignity to the members of the class of 1935 in order that the said class may carry on after our departure. We, the exalted Seniors, leave to the sub- freshmen our scholastic ability in the hope that a few of them Avill be able to finish the course in four years as so many of us have done. The Class of 1934 leaves to Miss Jenkins all the chemistry odors (full strength). May she rest in peace. To all future members of the United States History classes we will Mr. Tho mas ' lengthy exams. We bequeath to Elmore West a complete leather bound edition of Mr. Tillson ' s nursery rhymes. We leave a bottle of cod liver oil to the freshmen in order that in their senior year they may produce a man-sized football team. The class wills to Mrs. Brawn as a fond token the hope that she will find as good a Modern History student as our illustrious Norman Hill who has been with her for three years and is still going strong. We will to that momentous organization of the High School, the Student Body, Alfred Falconeiri ' s recently pub ' ished book entitled One Hundred Unsuccessful Ways to Make Money. ' ' As special legacies : ] Iaurice Goode ' l leaves his latest invention of an automatic corrector to Mr. Hyman and Mr. Hicks incorporated. Henry Schultz bequeaths his immense height to William Coman. Alma Paradis and Cora P ' ace leave their notes and letters for publication in next year ' s Sachem. Dick Rockwood leaves his arguing ability to Maynard Morton (he may need it.) Phyllis Quindley leaves with everyone the hope that sometime she will grow. Wink Shuman wills his alarm clock to Edith Eayrs (hoping that it will have a better effect.) Elmer Drew puts his sweet Marie back into circulation. One at a time boys ! Henry Kumpunen leaves his wit to the joke editor of next year ' s Sachem. Harold Nourse bequeaths the wave which Gladys has so carefully set to Herbert Howes. Babe Ramsdell leaves her slam book to Room 11 as a special diversion in study period. Mabel Long leaves her assignment book to Emma Cabral. (She sure needs it.) Lauretta Bissonnette leaves to Bertram Wall a jar of her famous freckle cream ( guar- anteed satisfactory. ) Rockwood, Holden, and Hale leave their green jackets to any three freshmen who would like to be distinguished. The Senior basket ball fans leave their gum wrappers to Mr. Goodwin to be used in the furnace, so that in the winter months to come, the rooms on the north side of the building shall not be used as refrigerators. Victor Bernabeo leaves his quiet manner to Irving Jefferson in order that the said Irving may act as an ordinary male should. Alexander Kewppie wills his naturally wavy hair to Lillian and Valerie Waters so •4 21 11=-

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19 3 4 MEMORIAL HIGH SCHOOL 19 3 4 Prophecy of the Class of 1 934 Lois A. Gammons Ethel A. Shaw I seem to see a dainty nurse Holding her patient ' s hand ; With Clara April on the job. Being sick is grand ! With a broad brimmed hat, and overalls blue, Pauline Dainis is looking at you. She carries a hoe, she ' s too busy to pet. For our Pauline is a Farmerette ! Charlotte DeMoranville in snowy white apron and cap Teaches a group of young ladies to cook. Now what do you think of that ! When you get discouraged about your hair And think you look a fright, Go to Lucy Athanasiou ' s Shoppe ; She makes you look just right. I see our Hassabie a waitress, As I lay my cards out thus. She c uickly gathers in her tips Only to find them asparagus ! Johnny Fowler, a news reporter wanted to be ; Has fulfilled his wishes as you will see. He has taken Walter Winchell ' s place on the air. With Mike Pawlak as Ben Bernie, They make a good pair. Madeline Robbins, a missionary, her work Way out in Africa her duty does not shirk. She has no trouble in making the yoiing mind, Because they all know she is loving and kind. Around the track the racing cars come, Boy! what driving! Hear the motors hum. Give them a cheer ! Who ' s in the lead I It ' s Norman Quindley ' ' King of Speed. ' ' I see Marion Walker in a dear little home. Where holly-hocks grow by the gate. There is always a welcome for those who roam, If they come early or late. Elmer 0. Drew Viljo E. Heleen A big butter and egg man came out of the West With a checkered suit, and a watch chain on his vest. He had a lot of money that he spent on the girls, Giving them parties, and suppers, and pearls. What is his name? I asked a fair lass. It ' s Samuel Ryder from Middleboro, Mass. Eddie Neill steps high, wide, and handsome; He struts to the trumpet blare. The golden medals gleam on his chest, His baton whirls in the air, He is the prize drum major At the great Chicago World ' s Fair. Elsie Adsit teaches kiddies In a kindergarten gay; The youngsters all aclore her And never miss a day. In a AVomen ' s College of high degree, Where only the learned may sit, Kathleen Graham I seem to see ; With the professors she is a great hit. You all remember Frank Raymond, Who always dressed just so? Well — now we see our Frankie, As a flashing gigolo. Mary Sylvia and Mary Souza Partners have become ; They are in the candy business And do they make it hum! Mildred Grossman a secretary wanted to be ; She is now in the office of Dot Dahlquist Comi any. They both claim they owe their success To the training they had in old M. H. S. Cora Place, a girl of great reliance, Was very much interested in Domestic Science. Cora was never the sort to roam. So she now x ractices her science in her own little home.