Medical Lake High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Medical Lake, WA)

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Class Will BEVERLY AUCUTT—I will my ability to go steady four years of high school to any lucky freshman. DOROTHY FOWLER—I will my relish of fancy foods to Ginger Britt because most of them are fattening. JIM KRELL—I will my title Romeo”, to Kenneth House so the girls will hate him as much as they hated me. JON GRALLAP—I will the fuzz of my chinnie-chin-chin to the weird bearded Richard Sloan in the hope that he can use his new razor. RITA FAIT—I will my fun in high school to anyone who thinks he can get away with it. JERRY HINES—I will my whiskers to Noel Vaughn so that he can some day look like a man. MILL GRUB—I will my little cut down dump Ford to Bob Llewellyn in the hope that he will have the money to keep it running. PENNIE SANDRITTER—I will my cheerleading ability to Carol Sloan in the hope that she can use it next year. GEORGE SIMS—I will my ability to get along with Mr. Man tooth to the freshman class. ED SONNE BORN—I will my ability to stay in a whole football game to Richard Sloan. JEAN LEE—I will my good biology book to Shirley Kyllo. STAN PARMETER—I will my slimness to Clint Fait so that he may run faster, or chase the girls. GERALD REITMEIER—I will my study hall prospects to Shorty Nilles. ALLEN GRUB—I will my ability to take three steps at a time in front of Mrs. Maddux to any freshman. ANN METCALF—I will all my horse sketches to Janice Beatty, who dislikes horses and riding as much as I do. BARBARA AUCUTT—I will my financial brain to Jeanette Rantzow to keep the school out of debt. SALLY BROWN—I will my ability to live different places to anyone who likes to travel and have a different atmosphere. PETE BURNETT—I will my Bag of Windedness degree to Fuzz Myer. MIRIAM ACKERMAN—I will my changeable hair to anyone that has the nerve to take it. VIRGINIA OGG—I will all rights and claims on GlenHagstrom to anyone who thinks they can handle him.

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Prophecy Here we sit watching the latest advancement in modern space movies, the futurama telescope, invented by two ingenious master minds of Medical Lake High, GERALD REIT-MEIER, and STAN PARMETER. Gerald and Stan came across this magnificent invention in 1968, while flying over their old high school in their new sweptwing spaceship, thinking of what their classmates would be doing. We see BARBARA AUCUTT on the planet Venus. Barbara has a new space-a-vision program shown every Saturday afternoon called, Captain Cupid's Comics . RITA FAIT and BEV AUCUTT spend their time as stars of the show, battling for the attention of the main camera. The scene switches to the coast of Southern Pluto, PETE BURNETT, a professional beach comber, has found a new type of outer-space Bermuda shorts. ANN METCALF, who invented the shorts, has appointed Pete as vice president of her Weather-Wise-Wear firm. LARRY HENNING was seen on the moon. He is accredited with being the first to make a success of farming green cheese. Larry is working on a new secret formula that will enable him to grow cheese colored like the rainbow. If Larry's experiment proves to be a success, he will pass it on to MIRIAM ACKERMAN on earth. She will use it on the hair of her customers in her beauty shop. Next we watched a fashion show on Mars. We saw RITA KENNEDY and her daughters modeling mother-daughter space suits. JEAN LEE and DOROTHY FOWLER are in charge of a charm school which is strictly for Martians only. We enjoyed a short intermission, and then we saw JERRY HINES, ED SONNEBORN, and JIM KRELL on earth. They are the three leading chemists of the world. But due to the fact that they cannot stand the noise of exploding test tubes, they have decided to retire and are now holding offices in the White House. GEORGE SIMS has a very profitable business raising trout in Siberia. Since frozen foods are so popular in the jungles of Africa, George has no trouble shipping and selling his trout to the natives. SALLY BROWN is helping VIRGINIA OGG with her night club act. Sally blows up balloons, and Virginia dances with them. In Italy we saw PENNIE SANDRITTER in Rome. She now has her own private corner to sell pizza pies. Across the street JON GRALLAP is giving her tough competition with his Grallap's Gargling Gigantic Grill, for Great Pizzas. ALLEN GRUB, a millionaire, has bought the state of Texas. Out of the generosity of his heart, he has appointed MILL GRUB as assistant to the assistant to the assistant in charge of counting his oil wells. Now that you are confused-we leave you this way. 18

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Juniors The title of upperclassmen finally rests upon the shoulders of the class of '59. As Juniors it is their duty to put on the Junior-Senior banquet and the prom. The year was started out in the right manner when Lynda Fuller, Junior queen candidate, was crowned Carnival Queen. The class officers are: Noel Vaughn, president; Bob Llewellyn, vice president, and Frankie Trautman, secretary-treasurer. Student Council representatives were David Knotts and Jeanette Rantzow. THIS PAGE COMPLIMENTS OF MARSHALL WELLS STORE TED AND HAROLD EDGETT PHONE BEL 5-4410 20 317 FIRST STREET CHENEY, WASHINGTON