Mechanic Arts High School - M Yearbook (St Paul, MN)

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T H E 66 M 99 The Fates show that GLENN REUTER, DONALD WETTENGEL, and THEO- DORE SIORIS, members of the St. Paul Chamber of Commerce, are on a committee selected to secure new electric bulbs for Seventh Street lamp posts. - CATHERINE WASCHBUSCH, SIGNE SWENSON, VERBA WOODING, and MARCELLA VOELKER are compiling an authoritative work on presidents of the United States who have suffered from measles. WILLIAM SIMPSON is designing spectacles in the jewelry store of FRED HOHENWALD. The strictly honorable roadhouse of MILDRED WIGINGTON and LUCILLE SHANNON, where the hardest thing to be bought is chicken, is located in a rambling farm rented from JOHN GREVETII and HARLAND ROSS, prominent real estate firm. HWILMA ROBINSON, CATHERINE TEITSCHEID, MARJORIE RUSSELL, and MARIAN R0lUSH are vacationing at Deauville. Apollo foretells that ANNABEL CIKANEK is one of the leaders taking a cen- sus of the world. Among the census takers will also be DONALD DeF OR, RUBY RADKE, EDITH MAROFSKY, and STANLEY SEV ICK. 'SFLOREN-CE KREGER, world famous designer, has designed a 27-inch bottom trouser, which VIRGINIA KRAFT and CHARNEY GEPNER are vigorously attempt- ing to standardize for the trousers of all men. A committee of men, on which are PETER BOOS, WILLIAM BOECK, WILLIAM SASNLR, and EDWARD BLANCK, will attempt to compromise on a 26M1-inch bottom. HAROLD YENCH, attempting to establish a new airplane refueling record in his pl-ane specially constructed by WALTER WRABECK, will be forced to land because some one will put salt in his thermos flask of coffee. The radio set invented by CARL ENGL is quite unique in that it eliminates static except when in use. The Fates show that ROBERT FOSS and JAMES SNODGRASS, scientists, will prove conclusively that Einstein's Relativity Theory does not materially affect the theory of Evolution. The Isadora Duncan dancers and the Russian Ballet seem listless compared to the Broadway dancing chorus of BERNAD-INE CHAMBERS and LORRAINE WRA- BECK, who will appear in a theater in which MILTON ORAIGHEAD will have risen from usher-in Aisle 8 to usher in Aisle 1. 'There will be an alliance of employment bureaus made by MARJORIE FRE- DINE, VIOLA VANDERVORT, GLADYS KJELDSEN, and ANN MARY STOCK- TON which will practically control the servant problem of the United States. NA- THAN MAROF SKY, JERRY CIHLOR, OLLIE GRANTHAM, and ALFRED DEB- BERT are attempting to destroy the employment bureau monopoly by a stirring campaign 'to break the chain servantsf 'GMARIAN ANDERSON is in decided demand as a lecturer, she lectures on 'The na-tion's menace: the flapperf One of the mystery tales of MORRIS COHEN so engrossed CHARLOTTE ALDES that she accidentally swallowed an eraser instead of a piece of candy, and she was treated by Dr. LEONA SKODA. The business college operated by CHARLES BO'ECK and HOWARD KOCH has introduced a new system of shorthand devised by FANNIE KAPLAN. I sing the Fates and that ,IENNIE JAMIESON, MARGARET EMBERLAND, DOROTHY FISHER, and CHARLOTTE BOTTOMLEY will have executive positions with Standard Oil-they will operate filling stations. The singing of SHIRLEY ROCK does much to make the RALPH CARSON SODA POP HOUR popular over WEAF. RUTH ERLICH silk stockings will be all the run in the fashionable ladies' outfitter shop managed by GLADYS KRUSE and MILDRED KENNEDY. My eyes are uncovered by the gods and I see that the first woman motion pic- ture director of any worth is LORETTA GILLE who has directed ELENORA CAMP- Page Twenty-hue

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THE MM The invention has been patented under the expert supervision of DOROTHY CROF T and MARTHA DOYLE, patent attorneys, and has been marketed by MAURICE GRO- DIN, promoter, in charge of whose business office is MARION GERLICH and PAULA GLICKMAN. . I foretell that VIRGINIA DeGERE and VERA FUSSELL will instruct the girls at an exclusive finishing school in military training. The artist of gSnappy Sadie,' famous syndicated newspaper sketch, is EVELYN LOTT. HBERNADINE MQBRIDE, ESTHER MCEVOY, ANN MARGOLIS, and GER- TRUDE REHNBERG, well known conservatives, are strenuously opposing the at- tempts of HARVEY KUHN, AARON PAYMAR, HOWARD JOHNSON, and RAY- MOND LUGER, style experts, to repopularize women's high buttoned shoes. Apollo reveals that two days after LAWRENCE LONG had been selected as the model husband in a nation wide contest, it was found that he is no-t married. . JACK MILLER, philanthropic artist, has established public baths in practical- ly every large city in the country. ' HMARION MINTZ has founded a number of loop pedestrian rest homes, where pedestrians, overwhelmed by the whirl of traffic, may for a consideration, recuper- ate: Assisting Marion in making the pedestrians feel safe, are BEULAH O'NEAL, CATHERINE MEYER, JULIA KOCI, and ETHEL NEUJAHR. A patron of the rest homes is MARGUERITE MCKUSICK, millionaire's spouse, who has been forced to go without her private car many times because her chauffeur, CHARLES KETTELSON, often disappears with the car. CLAYTON KILEY, chief customs inspector at the port of Minneapolis, has rather a hard time of it, in spite of his stenographers, GERALDYNE LaFOLLETTE and LUCILLE BURTH, for his assistant customs inspectors, RANDALL LIESCH, ROBERT JOHNSON, and HARRY KLINE, refuse to admit any foreign books the least bit smutty, contending that American authors can supply the demand. lt is Zeus, will that EDWIN NEBY blacken his hands by cornering the coal market for about seventeen seconds, during which time he will dictate three letters to his stenographer, LUCILLE ODINK. FRANK MODJESKE, famous Olympic track man, will do a mile in 2:375Mt- mounted on -a racing pony owned by JOHN OLSON, ninth seeded tennis player in the United States. HDELORES MARSDEN, so the omens reveal, has temporarily lef-t the Chicago ,Civic Opera to go on a concert tour with LILLIAN ODESSKY, renowned pianist, and with BERNICE MACKEY and MAYME MALEJCHA, her booking secretaries. HLEIGH NERHAUGEN, MABEL NELSON, and DOROTHY JOHNSON were prospecting California for gold and found husbands instead. NI foretell that ROBERT TORBET, OTIS STOUTENBURGH, and PAUL RICK will be attempting to justify the ways of God to men, as clergymen. EARL TORREY, Americais best. dressed golfer, and JOHN GUSTAFSON are endeavoring to create a vogue for a new kind of golf spat, designed by OTTILIE ZENKER, and being sold in the exclusive men's shops of LEONARD VIGNALO and LOUIS SILVER. f'By Apollo's grace it is revealed that in the typewriter factory of CARL SOR- LIEN will be employed GEORGE WAWRA, LEONA VOGELGESANG, THERESA SPIES, and GEORGE TONG. The typewriters will be distributed by BEN OGLAN- SKY'S wholesaling firm in charge of whose enormous accounts is MARY TUMA. The private school established by MARLINE SUMNER includes on its fac- ulty, MARY SIMONE, PRISCILLA MOORE, and GENEVIEVE TARKLER. 4'Millions lie within reach of FRANK WILDE and JOHN TUBBESING, who are clerks in the Denver Mint. The Chicago flower shops of HOWARD VALEN and CHARLES WIEBMER are major industries. Pllgl' 'I'wz'nly-four

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caM'nA BELL and RUTH PEPIN to stardom. CAMILLE DIRE, exclusive theme song writer for Miss Gille, has scored a number of musical hits including Llf You Leave Me I'll Die of ,loy.' The superior cosmetics of CECELIA HAAS are the choice of all the stars of Hollywood as numerous blindfold tests conducted by WILLIAM KOCIAN, ANGELA PALERMO, and DOROTHY REXEISEN have proved. DOROTHY GARDNER, VIRGINIA DUNN, MILDRED PLEPLER, and LO-RRAINE HACKET are employed on the Paramount lots as steady extras. Apollo reveals that HELEN HENTON, LOIS ADAMS, DOROTHY BLUM- STEIN, and ALICE PIRAM have decided, after deep research, that Communism, as practiced by the Russian government, should be considered excessively radical. Kittenba1l, under SOLLY WINNICK'S supervision, has been officially recog- nized as being physically equal in value to tiddle-de-winks. Apollo foretells that the Paris representative of the GEORGE BOWLES Peanut Butter Extract Co. will be ELEANOR ALEXANDER. F RANK KUGLER'S combination hair and curry comb has been endorsed by ALICE JOHNSON and EVELYN BEAUFORD, officials of the Good Housekeeping Institute. The spinning of the Fates show that LUCILLE STUEWE, ANAMAY STRAUS, EDNA NELSON, and CATHERINE DIEBEL will combine their notion stores into one gigantic dime store chain. The priestess ceased her chanting and raving. Miss Handford, who had fallen asleep, awoke and tried to look as though she always shut her eyes when meditating. The priestess pointedly remarked that she was going out to lunch. By a vote of 6 to I, Robert Atkinson took her to lunch. - The following day the prophecy committee sailed for America. The prophecies were telegraphed ahead. The editors of the Mn wish to repeat that the cost of the trip to Delphi was enormous, but, as has been said, the editors feel that only the most famous and inspired Oracle of Delphi was worthy of the M and class of ,30. NDEUS VOLENSQ' By LYLE GRAY, '30. Some day, many years from now, I shall be an old man. There is nothing particularly elucidating in that. I know that I shall never be a rich man, unless some relative leaves me a fortune, a very unlikely event, in that none of my known kin could pay cash for a five-room bungalow. How do I know that I will never be rich? It is an affliction-or shall I say gift-handed down through generations of penniless Grays. Then, too, Ilm so ex- travagant that no happiness is mine until my pockets are empty. Money never re- mains in my purse for more than five days after pay-day. Once my check lasted a week, and I was uneasy for two months, fearing that Franklin's proverbs were be- ginning to take effect. I firmly believe in having a good time while my money lasts. But what has all this to do with my old age? Merely this-I have plans. A poor-house would never do. And besides, I know that the wife simply would not stand for it. I detest cleaning streets, a strictly honorable occupation, but lack- ing in appeal. My dislike for selling penny pencils at five cents knows no bounds. I won't have a pension to depend on, because there will never be another war, and I shall never be a fireman, mailman, or engineer. But, as I said, I have plans: I am going to open a second-hand bookstore. Hold your laughs and listen. What better job could an old man wish for than running a bookstore, especially the kind that I expect to own? An experienced man is needed. By that time I expect to have acquired all the experience that I shall need. A lazy man is preferred, which characteristic is one of my most prominent. My shop will not be too large, nor too small. It will not be new. That would detract from its coziness, which would never do. The store itself will contain but Page Twenty-six