Mechanic Arts High School - M Yearbook (St Paul, MN)

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THE MM The invention has been patented under the expert supervision of DOROTHY CROF T and MARTHA DOYLE, patent attorneys, and has been marketed by MAURICE GRO- DIN, promoter, in charge of whose business office is MARION GERLICH and PAULA GLICKMAN. . I foretell that VIRGINIA DeGERE and VERA FUSSELL will instruct the girls at an exclusive finishing school in military training. The artist of gSnappy Sadie,' famous syndicated newspaper sketch, is EVELYN LOTT. HBERNADINE MQBRIDE, ESTHER MCEVOY, ANN MARGOLIS, and GER- TRUDE REHNBERG, well known conservatives, are strenuously opposing the at- tempts of HARVEY KUHN, AARON PAYMAR, HOWARD JOHNSON, and RAY- MOND LUGER, style experts, to repopularize women's high buttoned shoes. Apollo reveals that two days after LAWRENCE LONG had been selected as the model husband in a nation wide contest, it was found that he is no-t married. . JACK MILLER, philanthropic artist, has established public baths in practical- ly every large city in the country. ' HMARION MINTZ has founded a number of loop pedestrian rest homes, where pedestrians, overwhelmed by the whirl of traffic, may for a consideration, recuper- ate: Assisting Marion in making the pedestrians feel safe, are BEULAH O'NEAL, CATHERINE MEYER, JULIA KOCI, and ETHEL NEUJAHR. A patron of the rest homes is MARGUERITE MCKUSICK, millionaire's spouse, who has been forced to go without her private car many times because her chauffeur, CHARLES KETTELSON, often disappears with the car. CLAYTON KILEY, chief customs inspector at the port of Minneapolis, has rather a hard time of it, in spite of his stenographers, GERALDYNE LaFOLLETTE and LUCILLE BURTH, for his assistant customs inspectors, RANDALL LIESCH, ROBERT JOHNSON, and HARRY KLINE, refuse to admit any foreign books the least bit smutty, contending that American authors can supply the demand. lt is Zeus, will that EDWIN NEBY blacken his hands by cornering the coal market for about seventeen seconds, during which time he will dictate three letters to his stenographer, LUCILLE ODINK. FRANK MODJESKE, famous Olympic track man, will do a mile in 2:375Mt- mounted on -a racing pony owned by JOHN OLSON, ninth seeded tennis player in the United States. HDELORES MARSDEN, so the omens reveal, has temporarily lef-t the Chicago ,Civic Opera to go on a concert tour with LILLIAN ODESSKY, renowned pianist, and with BERNICE MACKEY and MAYME MALEJCHA, her booking secretaries. HLEIGH NERHAUGEN, MABEL NELSON, and DOROTHY JOHNSON were prospecting California for gold and found husbands instead. NI foretell that ROBERT TORBET, OTIS STOUTENBURGH, and PAUL RICK will be attempting to justify the ways of God to men, as clergymen. EARL TORREY, Americais best. dressed golfer, and JOHN GUSTAFSON are endeavoring to create a vogue for a new kind of golf spat, designed by OTTILIE ZENKER, and being sold in the exclusive men's shops of LEONARD VIGNALO and LOUIS SILVER. f'By Apollo's grace it is revealed that in the typewriter factory of CARL SOR- LIEN will be employed GEORGE WAWRA, LEONA VOGELGESANG, THERESA SPIES, and GEORGE TONG. The typewriters will be distributed by BEN OGLAN- SKY'S wholesaling firm in charge of whose enormous accounts is MARY TUMA. The private school established by MARLINE SUMNER includes on its fac- ulty, MARY SIMONE, PRISCILLA MOORE, and GENEVIEVE TARKLER. 4'Millions lie within reach of FRANK WILDE and JOHN TUBBESING, who are clerks in the Denver Mint. The Chicago flower shops of HOWARD VALEN and CHARLES WIEBMER are major industries. Pllgl' 'I'wz'nly-four

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GEMS! 'fThe head chef in the lunch room is the famous F ABIAN CORTEZ, who is using the fruits grown on PABLO ALCANTAR.A'S plantation. It is the will of the gods that DORIS FISH, WENONAI-I BATE, FERNE HOLM and LORRAIN E DEXTER be agitating zealously in their campaign to allow women to be employed in the building trades. EDWARD HERTZ, GEORGE CALHOUN, MAU- RICE GOLDBOM, and JOHN GOYNDEK, prominent exponents of men's rights, have instituted a counter campaign to allow men to be employed as washwomen. A portrait of TRUMAN RISBRUDT, prominent Democrat, painted by ANDRE BORATKO, is on exhibition at the Royal Academy of Arts, Paris. Apollo reveals that the botanist world will be startled by DON BURCALOW, who will succeed in grafting a sweet potato with a rose. 6'The beautiful etchings of FRANK ADSIT and TED HARRIS are successfully advertising Bigger and Better Dutch Sausages sold by a firm headed by CORNELIA VANDERSIJUIS and .IOSEPHINE DEWITT. ' The Fates show that N INA MAE BAKER, F REDA BODLAK, LOIS HAGERTY, and MILDRED DAVIS are running for 'Congress in Minnesota on platforms stren- uously upholding the government's right to issue postal stamps. A best seller is EDWARD ERICKSO'N'S 4Ten Years Without a Thoughtf WIL- F ORD GRAHAM, noted critic, gives the book his entire approbation. MJOHN COUGHLIN, Sousa's successor, delights his audiences by directing his band by remote control. Apollo foretells that CHARLES FISH, managed by CLIFFORD THOMPSON, will worm his way to the wrestling championship of the world. Charles' pet hold, an ear lock, is frowned upon by HARRY CHRISTIANSEN, WILLIS KUNZE, ALBERT T SCHIDA, and WILLIAM DAVIS, high moguls of sports in the United States. HHARRIET SMITH, campaign manager for HARRY ARNE-SEN, running for mayor in St. Paul, is trying to make Harry get his picture taken while he is kissing babies. Harry has thus far refused. JOHN HUNA, pitcher for the Giants, owned by LAWRENCE LINDSTROIVI, and WILLIAM MARSHALL, has made an undying name for himself-by tossing 17 'balls' in a row during a World Series game. The umpires for the game were JOHN SCHOLZ, FRANK WRIGHT, and DONALD LEWIS. It is the will of the gods that ALVIN BEULKE, HIMIE INGBER and CHARLES CALLINAN have an enormous liver wurst factory tnot a chain storej to which DOR- OTHY KINAG, VIOLA BEULKE, and THEODOSIA HELLE, governmental health in- spectors, pay numbers of inspection visits. The 18th century coffee house has been revived by ELAINE HANSEN, GEN- EVIEVE NIICOLA, and ,IEANNETTE MICKO. There will soon be a coffee house in every city. Among the managers are BERTHA ABRAMOVITCH, ,IACQUELINE GRAY, FLORENCE ATZ, CATHERINE IANES, and MARIE DeVANEY. The charm- ing little coffee cups, which hold a thimble full of coffee for 150, have been manu- factured by REUBEN GOODMAN and RAYMOND ANDERSON. The coffee is im- ported from the South American plantations of ROBERT ATKINSON and BAR- TON FLOWERS. MARGARET BAKKEN, CLAIRE KELLEY, and ANNETTE O'SHAUGHNESSY are delving into ancient documents to prove that an Irishmen named O'Leary was the first one to ever discover America. EMILY GAINES, EVELYN BUSCHMANN, VIOLA FRISK, FLORENCE BYRNES, and MARGARET ANDERSON are taking a trip around the world on the Luxurious,', captained by HOWARD SCHLEITER, as a prize for having sent in win- ning names for a new line of shoes sold by HARRY GOLDBERG, and GRACE WIGIN. The spinning of the Fates show that LaF AY 'CARBONE and MARY ELLIOTT are investigating first causes as to why Mussolini was not born in the United States. HAILEEN LUNDQUIST in collaboration with WESLEY FALES has revolution- ized physics by the invention of a mousetrap acting on entirely different principles. Page Twenty-three

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T H E 66 M 99 The Fates show that GLENN REUTER, DONALD WETTENGEL, and THEO- DORE SIORIS, members of the St. Paul Chamber of Commerce, are on a committee selected to secure new electric bulbs for Seventh Street lamp posts. - CATHERINE WASCHBUSCH, SIGNE SWENSON, VERBA WOODING, and MARCELLA VOELKER are compiling an authoritative work on presidents of the United States who have suffered from measles. WILLIAM SIMPSON is designing spectacles in the jewelry store of FRED HOHENWALD. The strictly honorable roadhouse of MILDRED WIGINGTON and LUCILLE SHANNON, where the hardest thing to be bought is chicken, is located in a rambling farm rented from JOHN GREVETII and HARLAND ROSS, prominent real estate firm. HWILMA ROBINSON, CATHERINE TEITSCHEID, MARJORIE RUSSELL, and MARIAN R0lUSH are vacationing at Deauville. Apollo foretells that ANNABEL CIKANEK is one of the leaders taking a cen- sus of the world. Among the census takers will also be DONALD DeF OR, RUBY RADKE, EDITH MAROFSKY, and STANLEY SEV ICK. 'SFLOREN-CE KREGER, world famous designer, has designed a 27-inch bottom trouser, which VIRGINIA KRAFT and CHARNEY GEPNER are vigorously attempt- ing to standardize for the trousers of all men. A committee of men, on which are PETER BOOS, WILLIAM BOECK, WILLIAM SASNLR, and EDWARD BLANCK, will attempt to compromise on a 26M1-inch bottom. HAROLD YENCH, attempting to establish a new airplane refueling record in his pl-ane specially constructed by WALTER WRABECK, will be forced to land because some one will put salt in his thermos flask of coffee. The radio set invented by CARL ENGL is quite unique in that it eliminates static except when in use. The Fates show that ROBERT FOSS and JAMES SNODGRASS, scientists, will prove conclusively that Einstein's Relativity Theory does not materially affect the theory of Evolution. The Isadora Duncan dancers and the Russian Ballet seem listless compared to the Broadway dancing chorus of BERNAD-INE CHAMBERS and LORRAINE WRA- BECK, who will appear in a theater in which MILTON ORAIGHEAD will have risen from usher-in Aisle 8 to usher in Aisle 1. 'There will be an alliance of employment bureaus made by MARJORIE FRE- DINE, VIOLA VANDERVORT, GLADYS KJELDSEN, and ANN MARY STOCK- TON which will practically control the servant problem of the United States. NA- THAN MAROF SKY, JERRY CIHLOR, OLLIE GRANTHAM, and ALFRED DEB- BERT are attempting to destroy the employment bureau monopoly by a stirring campaign 'to break the chain servantsf 'GMARIAN ANDERSON is in decided demand as a lecturer, she lectures on 'The na-tion's menace: the flapperf One of the mystery tales of MORRIS COHEN so engrossed CHARLOTTE ALDES that she accidentally swallowed an eraser instead of a piece of candy, and she was treated by Dr. LEONA SKODA. The business college operated by CHARLES BO'ECK and HOWARD KOCH has introduced a new system of shorthand devised by FANNIE KAPLAN. I sing the Fates and that ,IENNIE JAMIESON, MARGARET EMBERLAND, DOROTHY FISHER, and CHARLOTTE BOTTOMLEY will have executive positions with Standard Oil-they will operate filling stations. The singing of SHIRLEY ROCK does much to make the RALPH CARSON SODA POP HOUR popular over WEAF. RUTH ERLICH silk stockings will be all the run in the fashionable ladies' outfitter shop managed by GLADYS KRUSE and MILDRED KENNEDY. My eyes are uncovered by the gods and I see that the first woman motion pic- ture director of any worth is LORETTA GILLE who has directed ELENORA CAMP- Page Twenty-hue