Mechanic Arts High School - M Yearbook (St Paul, MN)

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GEMS! 'fThe head chef in the lunch room is the famous F ABIAN CORTEZ, who is using the fruits grown on PABLO ALCANTAR.A'S plantation. It is the will of the gods that DORIS FISH, WENONAI-I BATE, FERNE HOLM and LORRAIN E DEXTER be agitating zealously in their campaign to allow women to be employed in the building trades. EDWARD HERTZ, GEORGE CALHOUN, MAU- RICE GOLDBOM, and JOHN GOYNDEK, prominent exponents of men's rights, have instituted a counter campaign to allow men to be employed as washwomen. A portrait of TRUMAN RISBRUDT, prominent Democrat, painted by ANDRE BORATKO, is on exhibition at the Royal Academy of Arts, Paris. Apollo reveals that the botanist world will be startled by DON BURCALOW, who will succeed in grafting a sweet potato with a rose. 6'The beautiful etchings of FRANK ADSIT and TED HARRIS are successfully advertising Bigger and Better Dutch Sausages sold by a firm headed by CORNELIA VANDERSIJUIS and .IOSEPHINE DEWITT. ' The Fates show that N INA MAE BAKER, F REDA BODLAK, LOIS HAGERTY, and MILDRED DAVIS are running for 'Congress in Minnesota on platforms stren- uously upholding the government's right to issue postal stamps. A best seller is EDWARD ERICKSO'N'S 4Ten Years Without a Thoughtf WIL- F ORD GRAHAM, noted critic, gives the book his entire approbation. MJOHN COUGHLIN, Sousa's successor, delights his audiences by directing his band by remote control. Apollo foretells that CHARLES FISH, managed by CLIFFORD THOMPSON, will worm his way to the wrestling championship of the world. Charles' pet hold, an ear lock, is frowned upon by HARRY CHRISTIANSEN, WILLIS KUNZE, ALBERT T SCHIDA, and WILLIAM DAVIS, high moguls of sports in the United States. HHARRIET SMITH, campaign manager for HARRY ARNE-SEN, running for mayor in St. Paul, is trying to make Harry get his picture taken while he is kissing babies. Harry has thus far refused. JOHN HUNA, pitcher for the Giants, owned by LAWRENCE LINDSTROIVI, and WILLIAM MARSHALL, has made an undying name for himself-by tossing 17 'balls' in a row during a World Series game. The umpires for the game were JOHN SCHOLZ, FRANK WRIGHT, and DONALD LEWIS. It is the will of the gods that ALVIN BEULKE, HIMIE INGBER and CHARLES CALLINAN have an enormous liver wurst factory tnot a chain storej to which DOR- OTHY KINAG, VIOLA BEULKE, and THEODOSIA HELLE, governmental health in- spectors, pay numbers of inspection visits. The 18th century coffee house has been revived by ELAINE HANSEN, GEN- EVIEVE NIICOLA, and ,IEANNETTE MICKO. There will soon be a coffee house in every city. Among the managers are BERTHA ABRAMOVITCH, ,IACQUELINE GRAY, FLORENCE ATZ, CATHERINE IANES, and MARIE DeVANEY. The charm- ing little coffee cups, which hold a thimble full of coffee for 150, have been manu- factured by REUBEN GOODMAN and RAYMOND ANDERSON. The coffee is im- ported from the South American plantations of ROBERT ATKINSON and BAR- TON FLOWERS. MARGARET BAKKEN, CLAIRE KELLEY, and ANNETTE O'SHAUGHNESSY are delving into ancient documents to prove that an Irishmen named O'Leary was the first one to ever discover America. EMILY GAINES, EVELYN BUSCHMANN, VIOLA FRISK, FLORENCE BYRNES, and MARGARET ANDERSON are taking a trip around the world on the Luxurious,', captained by HOWARD SCHLEITER, as a prize for having sent in win- ning names for a new line of shoes sold by HARRY GOLDBERG, and GRACE WIGIN. The spinning of the Fates show that LaF AY 'CARBONE and MARY ELLIOTT are investigating first causes as to why Mussolini was not born in the United States. HAILEEN LUNDQUIST in collaboration with WESLEY FALES has revolution- ized physics by the invention of a mousetrap acting on entirely different principles. Page Twenty-three

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THE HMM SIDNEY KRISS, who have been instrumental in the popularization of the MARY DERAGISH Hairnets. JAMES HOGG, librarian in the Washington Congressional Library, is much interested in theatricals and is secretly sponsoring a light drama starring LILA WIL- KINSON and SHIRLEY ROSS. It was the will of the gods that WESLEY LIESCH should nearly break his neck skylarking on his motorcycle. He is being treated in a private nursing home where MYRL HOENCK is head nurse. Wesley's private nurse is BERENICE TOENSING. In the hospital is also CLARENCE KAUFMAN who has had the misfortune to par- achute down on a church spire. Clarenceis nurse is EMMA KOLAR. FLORENCE MCGINNITY, also a nurse, has just left the hospital to get married. Her wedding gown has been made by EVA BULLOCK, modiste to the fashionable. Eva's Parisian buyer is GENEVIEVE ROHOW. EDWARD PANEK is conducting a fiery campaign for freedom in man's dress. He is particularly opposed to tuxedoes. In the campaign he is aided and abetted by HERBERT TJOSVOLD and JACK ODINK, opposed to him are the fashionable clothiers, GEORGE KOLAR and KENNETH MORGAN. JOHN BO'WMAN is engaged in mathematical research for Yale College, and IRENE ROSSBACH is laboring for an M. A. degree at Bryn Mawr. The Fates have decreed that WILLIAM ELLING be a police sergeant, as such, William is in constant contact with JACK WENTLING, not a desperado, but the Commissioner of Police in St. Paul. HHAROLD KODADA and WALTER LAKE are attempting, with their racing car, 'Turtle,' to eclipse the speed record of the world, thus far their car has attained the speed of 64' miles an hour. The car was designed by CLAYTON HORTON. HLYMAN BALDWIN and CLIFFORD TUCKER are conducting a gymnasium which is the stamping ground of various stout gentlemen and obese ladies. Lyman and Clifford have engaged MARJORIE SMITH, renowned dietitian, to aid them in their reducing work. A new kind of laundry soap is made by LOIS GOODRICH and is being in- troduced to trade by LYMAN JANITSCHKE. A treatise on mathematics, 'Seventeen Different Ways to Work the Pythagorean Theorem Incorrectlyf has been written by LOIS ALDRA, and published by OSBORN LUNNEY and JACK CALOF, publishers. Lois' book is being used by ODELLE HAR- RIS and SAM MCCLOCKLIN in their mathematics classes. One of the new 'best sell- ers' is IVAH JOHNSON'S book, 'Were Adam and Eve Economists?', the most im- portant thing on that line since Karl Marx. Ivah's work has been commented upon by MARIE ECKERT, a well-known critic. FANNIE LEVINE frequently buys canaries at the pet fpet animalj store of MARGARET RIPKE and GENEVIEVE SCHNEIDER. The gods reveal that FRANCIS KORTSON and RODNEY SNOREN sell sport- ing goods to whoever will buy. Their super salesman in the stilts department is CLARENCE FRASER. ROBERT HOAG is interpreting the Bible in such a dynamic way that LEONA MAHOWALD, a stenographer, and MARVIN OHMAN, a collar salesman, are un- able to secure their usual soothing sleep in church Sunday morning. A deacon in Robert's church is ANDREW RILEY. HMARLIN SUMMERS, regional prohibition chief, is at-tempting to secure an in- junction from Judge RICHARD DAGGY to prevent manufacturers from continuing to manufacture wine glasses, but the judge fafter having slept through the argu- ments of OVERLA HAGEN, wine glass attorney, and GEORGE RADF ORD, Marlinis legal adviser, refuses to grant the injunction. Apollo foretells that MABEL MAZOUREK, BELLA GREENBERG, and MARY .JOYCE have opened a theater and have introduced an innovation, a lunch room in the theater lobby, in charge of the lunch room are VIOLA WRABECK and ADELE GIBNEY, known as 'The Personality Sistersf Page Twenty-two ,

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THE MM The invention has been patented under the expert supervision of DOROTHY CROF T and MARTHA DOYLE, patent attorneys, and has been marketed by MAURICE GRO- DIN, promoter, in charge of whose business office is MARION GERLICH and PAULA GLICKMAN. . I foretell that VIRGINIA DeGERE and VERA FUSSELL will instruct the girls at an exclusive finishing school in military training. The artist of gSnappy Sadie,' famous syndicated newspaper sketch, is EVELYN LOTT. HBERNADINE MQBRIDE, ESTHER MCEVOY, ANN MARGOLIS, and GER- TRUDE REHNBERG, well known conservatives, are strenuously opposing the at- tempts of HARVEY KUHN, AARON PAYMAR, HOWARD JOHNSON, and RAY- MOND LUGER, style experts, to repopularize women's high buttoned shoes. Apollo reveals that two days after LAWRENCE LONG had been selected as the model husband in a nation wide contest, it was found that he is no-t married. . JACK MILLER, philanthropic artist, has established public baths in practical- ly every large city in the country. ' HMARION MINTZ has founded a number of loop pedestrian rest homes, where pedestrians, overwhelmed by the whirl of traffic, may for a consideration, recuper- ate: Assisting Marion in making the pedestrians feel safe, are BEULAH O'NEAL, CATHERINE MEYER, JULIA KOCI, and ETHEL NEUJAHR. A patron of the rest homes is MARGUERITE MCKUSICK, millionaire's spouse, who has been forced to go without her private car many times because her chauffeur, CHARLES KETTELSON, often disappears with the car. CLAYTON KILEY, chief customs inspector at the port of Minneapolis, has rather a hard time of it, in spite of his stenographers, GERALDYNE LaFOLLETTE and LUCILLE BURTH, for his assistant customs inspectors, RANDALL LIESCH, ROBERT JOHNSON, and HARRY KLINE, refuse to admit any foreign books the least bit smutty, contending that American authors can supply the demand. lt is Zeus, will that EDWIN NEBY blacken his hands by cornering the coal market for about seventeen seconds, during which time he will dictate three letters to his stenographer, LUCILLE ODINK. FRANK MODJESKE, famous Olympic track man, will do a mile in 2:375Mt- mounted on -a racing pony owned by JOHN OLSON, ninth seeded tennis player in the United States. HDELORES MARSDEN, so the omens reveal, has temporarily lef-t the Chicago ,Civic Opera to go on a concert tour with LILLIAN ODESSKY, renowned pianist, and with BERNICE MACKEY and MAYME MALEJCHA, her booking secretaries. HLEIGH NERHAUGEN, MABEL NELSON, and DOROTHY JOHNSON were prospecting California for gold and found husbands instead. NI foretell that ROBERT TORBET, OTIS STOUTENBURGH, and PAUL RICK will be attempting to justify the ways of God to men, as clergymen. EARL TORREY, Americais best. dressed golfer, and JOHN GUSTAFSON are endeavoring to create a vogue for a new kind of golf spat, designed by OTTILIE ZENKER, and being sold in the exclusive men's shops of LEONARD VIGNALO and LOUIS SILVER. f'By Apollo's grace it is revealed that in the typewriter factory of CARL SOR- LIEN will be employed GEORGE WAWRA, LEONA VOGELGESANG, THERESA SPIES, and GEORGE TONG. The typewriters will be distributed by BEN OGLAN- SKY'S wholesaling firm in charge of whose enormous accounts is MARY TUMA. The private school established by MARLINE SUMNER includes on its fac- ulty, MARY SIMONE, PRISCILLA MOORE, and GENEVIEVE TARKLER. 4'Millions lie within reach of FRANK WILDE and JOHN TUBBESING, who are clerks in the Denver Mint. The Chicago flower shops of HOWARD VALEN and CHARLES WIEBMER are major industries. Pllgl' 'I'wz'nly-four