Mechanic Arts High School - M Yearbook (St Paul, MN)

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THE HMM SIDNEY KRISS, who have been instrumental in the popularization of the MARY DERAGISH Hairnets. JAMES HOGG, librarian in the Washington Congressional Library, is much interested in theatricals and is secretly sponsoring a light drama starring LILA WIL- KINSON and SHIRLEY ROSS. It was the will of the gods that WESLEY LIESCH should nearly break his neck skylarking on his motorcycle. He is being treated in a private nursing home where MYRL HOENCK is head nurse. Wesley's private nurse is BERENICE TOENSING. In the hospital is also CLARENCE KAUFMAN who has had the misfortune to par- achute down on a church spire. Clarenceis nurse is EMMA KOLAR. FLORENCE MCGINNITY, also a nurse, has just left the hospital to get married. Her wedding gown has been made by EVA BULLOCK, modiste to the fashionable. Eva's Parisian buyer is GENEVIEVE ROHOW. EDWARD PANEK is conducting a fiery campaign for freedom in man's dress. He is particularly opposed to tuxedoes. In the campaign he is aided and abetted by HERBERT TJOSVOLD and JACK ODINK, opposed to him are the fashionable clothiers, GEORGE KOLAR and KENNETH MORGAN. JOHN BO'WMAN is engaged in mathematical research for Yale College, and IRENE ROSSBACH is laboring for an M. A. degree at Bryn Mawr. The Fates have decreed that WILLIAM ELLING be a police sergeant, as such, William is in constant contact with JACK WENTLING, not a desperado, but the Commissioner of Police in St. Paul. HHAROLD KODADA and WALTER LAKE are attempting, with their racing car, 'Turtle,' to eclipse the speed record of the world, thus far their car has attained the speed of 64' miles an hour. The car was designed by CLAYTON HORTON. HLYMAN BALDWIN and CLIFFORD TUCKER are conducting a gymnasium which is the stamping ground of various stout gentlemen and obese ladies. Lyman and Clifford have engaged MARJORIE SMITH, renowned dietitian, to aid them in their reducing work. A new kind of laundry soap is made by LOIS GOODRICH and is being in- troduced to trade by LYMAN JANITSCHKE. A treatise on mathematics, 'Seventeen Different Ways to Work the Pythagorean Theorem Incorrectlyf has been written by LOIS ALDRA, and published by OSBORN LUNNEY and JACK CALOF, publishers. Lois' book is being used by ODELLE HAR- RIS and SAM MCCLOCKLIN in their mathematics classes. One of the new 'best sell- ers' is IVAH JOHNSON'S book, 'Were Adam and Eve Economists?', the most im- portant thing on that line since Karl Marx. Ivah's work has been commented upon by MARIE ECKERT, a well-known critic. FANNIE LEVINE frequently buys canaries at the pet fpet animalj store of MARGARET RIPKE and GENEVIEVE SCHNEIDER. The gods reveal that FRANCIS KORTSON and RODNEY SNOREN sell sport- ing goods to whoever will buy. Their super salesman in the stilts department is CLARENCE FRASER. ROBERT HOAG is interpreting the Bible in such a dynamic way that LEONA MAHOWALD, a stenographer, and MARVIN OHMAN, a collar salesman, are un- able to secure their usual soothing sleep in church Sunday morning. A deacon in Robert's church is ANDREW RILEY. HMARLIN SUMMERS, regional prohibition chief, is at-tempting to secure an in- junction from Judge RICHARD DAGGY to prevent manufacturers from continuing to manufacture wine glasses, but the judge fafter having slept through the argu- ments of OVERLA HAGEN, wine glass attorney, and GEORGE RADF ORD, Marlinis legal adviser, refuses to grant the injunction. Apollo foretells that MABEL MAZOUREK, BELLA GREENBERG, and MARY .JOYCE have opened a theater and have introduced an innovation, a lunch room in the theater lobby, in charge of the lunch room are VIOLA WRABECK and ADELE GIBNEY, known as 'The Personality Sistersf Page Twenty-two ,

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CSM!! being confidential adviser to Miss Shave. In the Tribune editorial office, ROGER O'DONNELL, chief publicity agent of Broadway, has just convinced Mr. Lund to give a half page free splurge to 'Likeable Idiots,' a play written by LYLE GRAY, and in which there will be some difficulty because both IOLA LUCHSINGER and IRENE OLIN, the leading actresses, each demands the starring role. EDWARD GIRK is seen in the comic section of the 'Tribuneig no, not himself, but his popular cartoon, 'Ma Sickle's Troublesf HI see KING ELLIOTT president of Madison Square Garden. King's secretary, VIOLET NELSON, and his assistant, DAVID GREENBERG, who do most of the work, are negotiating with HARVEY NARR, manager of WILLIAM WALSH, pugi- listic contender, and with MELVIN FRERCK, player manager of the New York American hockey team. On his team, Stanley Cup Champions, are MILFORD MUN- SON, and CRAWFORD MCGLYNN. Violet has just mailed LUCILLE OLIVER a check for first prize in a skating race. Near the Garden, a popular night club has been established by CHRISTINA NELSON who has among her hostesses, BEATRICE ZIMANSKI, CAROLINE OLSON, and HELEN WATTERS. DWIGHT REICHOW, ARDIS JOHNSON, and WILLIAM REYNOLDS are in the clubls orchestra, and MARY CAMERON, DOROTHY STERN- BERG, BERNADINE MCCORMICK, RICHARD PRIBIL, and DANIEL SELLECK are among the most popular entertainers. Daniel is trying hard to put over a new song written by JOSEPH KISSIN. In charge of the stage settings at the club, are ALBERT BUN DE and JOHN WAGNER. I CLARENCE ADAMS is having his troubles as head coach of the Radcliffe Col- lege football team, though he has a capable assistant in DOROTHY REISI-N-G. The most prominent 1939 professional golfer is GORDON SODERBERG, who finds opposition in BERT BERGMAN, who is making so much as a radio salesman that he is able to remain an amateur golfer. S'The 'talkies' have claimed HOLLY CAMERON, Holly's Voice is used for a double whenever a Swiss yodel is necessary. MLLOYD MICHELSON I see as a prominent novelist and humoristg he is a mem- ber of eighteen dinner clubs and twenty-four supper clubs. ROBERT PAGEL has a responsible position with the Great Northern Railway- as a locomotive engineer. His train crosses Lake Superior daily over a bridge de- signed and constructed by HOWARD BOXMEYER and HERBERT JUNGBAUER, noted engineers. A rather pompous Governor of Minnesota is CHARLES STEES. 'Charles has a number of secretaries including RUTH BRAZEN, MYTRTLE HARNDEN, and ZEL- DA HARRIS. HVERN BRANDL owns and operates the largest wholesale grocery house in the Northwest. HAROLD RUPP dozes in comfor-t having bought stock i11 a company which HUGH MGMENEMY and WILLIAM WEGNER have organized. The chief product of the company is a non-sleep tonic discovered by MALRY ELIZABETH HERON and HOWARD REICHOW noted chemists. PAT McNEILL, WILLIAM BOCKHAUS, and MARLAIS FENSKE are train- ing vigorously to swim across Lake Superior at its widest point. E The largest ship yards in the world are operated by ROBERT ANGSTER. Rob- ert leaves all business details to MABEL BUCHOLZ, his private secretary. The Fates have destined ROY MOBERG to the earth, no, not to die, immediate- ly, but as a farmer. His nearest neighbor, 275 acres away, is EVELYN KENT, mar- ried to a successful scientific farmer. DOROTHY GUNDERSEN is the successful editor of 'Elite,' a popular mag- azine, on which OLAF BRANDT is dramatic critic, and to which ALICE HEICKERT contributes essays and GUSTAF TEGELER, poetry. FRANCES FROMMER, wife of a retired pickle manufacturer, and LUCILLE PITTELKOW are frequent callers at the beauty parlor of LAUDEY OSIECKI and Page Twenty-one

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GEMS! 'fThe head chef in the lunch room is the famous F ABIAN CORTEZ, who is using the fruits grown on PABLO ALCANTAR.A'S plantation. It is the will of the gods that DORIS FISH, WENONAI-I BATE, FERNE HOLM and LORRAIN E DEXTER be agitating zealously in their campaign to allow women to be employed in the building trades. EDWARD HERTZ, GEORGE CALHOUN, MAU- RICE GOLDBOM, and JOHN GOYNDEK, prominent exponents of men's rights, have instituted a counter campaign to allow men to be employed as washwomen. A portrait of TRUMAN RISBRUDT, prominent Democrat, painted by ANDRE BORATKO, is on exhibition at the Royal Academy of Arts, Paris. Apollo reveals that the botanist world will be startled by DON BURCALOW, who will succeed in grafting a sweet potato with a rose. 6'The beautiful etchings of FRANK ADSIT and TED HARRIS are successfully advertising Bigger and Better Dutch Sausages sold by a firm headed by CORNELIA VANDERSIJUIS and .IOSEPHINE DEWITT. ' The Fates show that N INA MAE BAKER, F REDA BODLAK, LOIS HAGERTY, and MILDRED DAVIS are running for 'Congress in Minnesota on platforms stren- uously upholding the government's right to issue postal stamps. A best seller is EDWARD ERICKSO'N'S 4Ten Years Without a Thoughtf WIL- F ORD GRAHAM, noted critic, gives the book his entire approbation. MJOHN COUGHLIN, Sousa's successor, delights his audiences by directing his band by remote control. Apollo foretells that CHARLES FISH, managed by CLIFFORD THOMPSON, will worm his way to the wrestling championship of the world. Charles' pet hold, an ear lock, is frowned upon by HARRY CHRISTIANSEN, WILLIS KUNZE, ALBERT T SCHIDA, and WILLIAM DAVIS, high moguls of sports in the United States. HHARRIET SMITH, campaign manager for HARRY ARNE-SEN, running for mayor in St. Paul, is trying to make Harry get his picture taken while he is kissing babies. Harry has thus far refused. JOHN HUNA, pitcher for the Giants, owned by LAWRENCE LINDSTROIVI, and WILLIAM MARSHALL, has made an undying name for himself-by tossing 17 'balls' in a row during a World Series game. The umpires for the game were JOHN SCHOLZ, FRANK WRIGHT, and DONALD LEWIS. It is the will of the gods that ALVIN BEULKE, HIMIE INGBER and CHARLES CALLINAN have an enormous liver wurst factory tnot a chain storej to which DOR- OTHY KINAG, VIOLA BEULKE, and THEODOSIA HELLE, governmental health in- spectors, pay numbers of inspection visits. The 18th century coffee house has been revived by ELAINE HANSEN, GEN- EVIEVE NIICOLA, and ,IEANNETTE MICKO. There will soon be a coffee house in every city. Among the managers are BERTHA ABRAMOVITCH, ,IACQUELINE GRAY, FLORENCE ATZ, CATHERINE IANES, and MARIE DeVANEY. The charm- ing little coffee cups, which hold a thimble full of coffee for 150, have been manu- factured by REUBEN GOODMAN and RAYMOND ANDERSON. The coffee is im- ported from the South American plantations of ROBERT ATKINSON and BAR- TON FLOWERS. MARGARET BAKKEN, CLAIRE KELLEY, and ANNETTE O'SHAUGHNESSY are delving into ancient documents to prove that an Irishmen named O'Leary was the first one to ever discover America. EMILY GAINES, EVELYN BUSCHMANN, VIOLA FRISK, FLORENCE BYRNES, and MARGARET ANDERSON are taking a trip around the world on the Luxurious,', captained by HOWARD SCHLEITER, as a prize for having sent in win- ning names for a new line of shoes sold by HARRY GOLDBERG, and GRACE WIGIN. The spinning of the Fates show that LaF AY 'CARBONE and MARY ELLIOTT are investigating first causes as to why Mussolini was not born in the United States. HAILEEN LUNDQUIST in collaboration with WESLEY FALES has revolution- ized physics by the invention of a mousetrap acting on entirely different principles. Page Twenty-three