Mechanic Arts High School - M Yearbook (St Paul, MN)

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CSM!! being confidential adviser to Miss Shave. In the Tribune editorial office, ROGER O'DONNELL, chief publicity agent of Broadway, has just convinced Mr. Lund to give a half page free splurge to 'Likeable Idiots,' a play written by LYLE GRAY, and in which there will be some difficulty because both IOLA LUCHSINGER and IRENE OLIN, the leading actresses, each demands the starring role. EDWARD GIRK is seen in the comic section of the 'Tribuneig no, not himself, but his popular cartoon, 'Ma Sickle's Troublesf HI see KING ELLIOTT president of Madison Square Garden. King's secretary, VIOLET NELSON, and his assistant, DAVID GREENBERG, who do most of the work, are negotiating with HARVEY NARR, manager of WILLIAM WALSH, pugi- listic contender, and with MELVIN FRERCK, player manager of the New York American hockey team. On his team, Stanley Cup Champions, are MILFORD MUN- SON, and CRAWFORD MCGLYNN. Violet has just mailed LUCILLE OLIVER a check for first prize in a skating race. Near the Garden, a popular night club has been established by CHRISTINA NELSON who has among her hostesses, BEATRICE ZIMANSKI, CAROLINE OLSON, and HELEN WATTERS. DWIGHT REICHOW, ARDIS JOHNSON, and WILLIAM REYNOLDS are in the clubls orchestra, and MARY CAMERON, DOROTHY STERN- BERG, BERNADINE MCCORMICK, RICHARD PRIBIL, and DANIEL SELLECK are among the most popular entertainers. Daniel is trying hard to put over a new song written by JOSEPH KISSIN. In charge of the stage settings at the club, are ALBERT BUN DE and JOHN WAGNER. I CLARENCE ADAMS is having his troubles as head coach of the Radcliffe Col- lege football team, though he has a capable assistant in DOROTHY REISI-N-G. The most prominent 1939 professional golfer is GORDON SODERBERG, who finds opposition in BERT BERGMAN, who is making so much as a radio salesman that he is able to remain an amateur golfer. S'The 'talkies' have claimed HOLLY CAMERON, Holly's Voice is used for a double whenever a Swiss yodel is necessary. MLLOYD MICHELSON I see as a prominent novelist and humoristg he is a mem- ber of eighteen dinner clubs and twenty-four supper clubs. ROBERT PAGEL has a responsible position with the Great Northern Railway- as a locomotive engineer. His train crosses Lake Superior daily over a bridge de- signed and constructed by HOWARD BOXMEYER and HERBERT JUNGBAUER, noted engineers. A rather pompous Governor of Minnesota is CHARLES STEES. 'Charles has a number of secretaries including RUTH BRAZEN, MYTRTLE HARNDEN, and ZEL- DA HARRIS. HVERN BRANDL owns and operates the largest wholesale grocery house in the Northwest. HAROLD RUPP dozes in comfor-t having bought stock i11 a company which HUGH MGMENEMY and WILLIAM WEGNER have organized. The chief product of the company is a non-sleep tonic discovered by MALRY ELIZABETH HERON and HOWARD REICHOW noted chemists. PAT McNEILL, WILLIAM BOCKHAUS, and MARLAIS FENSKE are train- ing vigorously to swim across Lake Superior at its widest point. E The largest ship yards in the world are operated by ROBERT ANGSTER. Rob- ert leaves all business details to MABEL BUCHOLZ, his private secretary. The Fates have destined ROY MOBERG to the earth, no, not to die, immediate- ly, but as a farmer. His nearest neighbor, 275 acres away, is EVELYN KENT, mar- ried to a successful scientific farmer. DOROTHY GUNDERSEN is the successful editor of 'Elite,' a popular mag- azine, on which OLAF BRANDT is dramatic critic, and to which ALICE HEICKERT contributes essays and GUSTAF TEGELER, poetry. FRANCES FROMMER, wife of a retired pickle manufacturer, and LUCILLE PITTELKOW are frequent callers at the beauty parlor of LAUDEY OSIECKI and Page Twenty-one

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T I-I E H M The Delphian Uracle Sings the Future Yi W XP, NTT .4 ,C 1 E T 5 if or -s s S f - 'M' ' i. 2.3 Z. 1 1 ', T :ss .cf '41, g if x X Z ,. I TE 'T If :I ff X l lll 3: if f -Qlle l i. f 4 f safe E 1 fi 1 5 h 1.71 -A- 13.1 '-5 , W 1 E My - '25 . W g We . A J he A sa -F A f ff s .5 lm 3 , . .- at ' , Q' I ,e , - 'gif Y Hwy fffl ll X l 5 E f . .1 X Y : A I .. 7: ,Il , ' z, -fl-'A li : f E 27 J ffl, - f Ing: F . A C' ' 7 Q i f ' , in xy fwffllf011fp,,,,WMfffmWmx andre, The compilers of the MM, in accordance with their avowed and unalterable pur- pose of making the 1930 MMN a literary monument and beacon to posterity, after a momentous executive session, decided that only the Oracle of Delphi should sing the prophecies ofthe Mechanic Arts Class of 730. The expense, of course, was tremendous, but the splendid financial condition of the M ltotal resources: 3511.983 proved adequate, and as a result, an ocean liner was chartered, and a distinguished group of six was engaged to consult the renowned oracle. On the committee were Marvin Kreidberg, Dorothy Shave, Deliitte Handford, lioger 0'Donnell, Cornelia Vandersluis, and Robert Atkinson, not one of whom needs any biographical sketch, their lives and deeds are known to all. The liner sailed from New York on the 3rd of March, 1930, and arrived in Delphi a number of weeks later. They found the oracle, a priestess of Apollo, engaged in a healed dispute concerning the relative advantages of long skirts as opposed to facial veils. The committee forthwith addressed the priestess, and exhorted her to begin singing the prophecies at once, pointing out that life was short and time was fleeting. The priestess at once repaired to the Temple of Apollo, the committee followed her, Miss Shave audibly voicing her opinion that the oracle, as a woman, wasn,t much lo look at, and as for her dressil The priestess, in the middle of Apolloas Temple, seated herself on a bowl placed on u tripod. Beneath the tripod a vent in the earth exuded a peculiar, smoky gas. Mr. 0,Donnell vociferously demanded that the gas company of Delphi be summoned at once. The oracle suddenly began raving, and thus were her prophecies ftranslated into Englishl : ln the stately and refined halls of Vassar College, 1 see FLORENCE McMl- CHAEL. an instructor there, she would feel out of place and lonesome were not MAR- THA KLEIN also at Vassar, teaching assorted languages. ln New York, that powerful voice of the people, 'The Tribunef is being pulm- lished and edited 'by HARRY LUND and DOROTHY SHAVE, D'eETTE HANDFORD Priya' Tzrcnty

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THE HMM SIDNEY KRISS, who have been instrumental in the popularization of the MARY DERAGISH Hairnets. JAMES HOGG, librarian in the Washington Congressional Library, is much interested in theatricals and is secretly sponsoring a light drama starring LILA WIL- KINSON and SHIRLEY ROSS. It was the will of the gods that WESLEY LIESCH should nearly break his neck skylarking on his motorcycle. He is being treated in a private nursing home where MYRL HOENCK is head nurse. Wesley's private nurse is BERENICE TOENSING. In the hospital is also CLARENCE KAUFMAN who has had the misfortune to par- achute down on a church spire. Clarenceis nurse is EMMA KOLAR. FLORENCE MCGINNITY, also a nurse, has just left the hospital to get married. Her wedding gown has been made by EVA BULLOCK, modiste to the fashionable. Eva's Parisian buyer is GENEVIEVE ROHOW. EDWARD PANEK is conducting a fiery campaign for freedom in man's dress. He is particularly opposed to tuxedoes. In the campaign he is aided and abetted by HERBERT TJOSVOLD and JACK ODINK, opposed to him are the fashionable clothiers, GEORGE KOLAR and KENNETH MORGAN. JOHN BO'WMAN is engaged in mathematical research for Yale College, and IRENE ROSSBACH is laboring for an M. A. degree at Bryn Mawr. The Fates have decreed that WILLIAM ELLING be a police sergeant, as such, William is in constant contact with JACK WENTLING, not a desperado, but the Commissioner of Police in St. Paul. HHAROLD KODADA and WALTER LAKE are attempting, with their racing car, 'Turtle,' to eclipse the speed record of the world, thus far their car has attained the speed of 64' miles an hour. The car was designed by CLAYTON HORTON. HLYMAN BALDWIN and CLIFFORD TUCKER are conducting a gymnasium which is the stamping ground of various stout gentlemen and obese ladies. Lyman and Clifford have engaged MARJORIE SMITH, renowned dietitian, to aid them in their reducing work. A new kind of laundry soap is made by LOIS GOODRICH and is being in- troduced to trade by LYMAN JANITSCHKE. A treatise on mathematics, 'Seventeen Different Ways to Work the Pythagorean Theorem Incorrectlyf has been written by LOIS ALDRA, and published by OSBORN LUNNEY and JACK CALOF, publishers. Lois' book is being used by ODELLE HAR- RIS and SAM MCCLOCKLIN in their mathematics classes. One of the new 'best sell- ers' is IVAH JOHNSON'S book, 'Were Adam and Eve Economists?', the most im- portant thing on that line since Karl Marx. Ivah's work has been commented upon by MARIE ECKERT, a well-known critic. FANNIE LEVINE frequently buys canaries at the pet fpet animalj store of MARGARET RIPKE and GENEVIEVE SCHNEIDER. The gods reveal that FRANCIS KORTSON and RODNEY SNOREN sell sport- ing goods to whoever will buy. Their super salesman in the stilts department is CLARENCE FRASER. ROBERT HOAG is interpreting the Bible in such a dynamic way that LEONA MAHOWALD, a stenographer, and MARVIN OHMAN, a collar salesman, are un- able to secure their usual soothing sleep in church Sunday morning. A deacon in Robert's church is ANDREW RILEY. HMARLIN SUMMERS, regional prohibition chief, is at-tempting to secure an in- junction from Judge RICHARD DAGGY to prevent manufacturers from continuing to manufacture wine glasses, but the judge fafter having slept through the argu- ments of OVERLA HAGEN, wine glass attorney, and GEORGE RADF ORD, Marlinis legal adviser, refuses to grant the injunction. Apollo foretells that MABEL MAZOUREK, BELLA GREENBERG, and MARY .JOYCE have opened a theater and have introduced an innovation, a lunch room in the theater lobby, in charge of the lunch room are VIOLA WRABECK and ADELE GIBNEY, known as 'The Personality Sistersf Page Twenty-two ,