Mechanic Arts High School - M Yearbook (St Paul, MN)

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IKM!! ties ride PAUL CHELSTROM'S race horse. Joe remembered reading that Paul is the richest man in Nevada, who plays the races for a pastime. In the middle of Nevada, they were forced to stop on account of engine trouble. They landed on a very good airport run by MICHAEL MUTH. The mechanic who came to look over the plane was ROBERT McDONOUGH. The party decided to stretch their legs while the plane was being repaired so they walked down the main street. Suddenly, Alice's eye was caught by a cozy- looking tea shop called 'AYe Athletic Tea Shop. They entered and to their surprise found that the proprietors were BERNADETTE BRADY and ELIZ- ABETH BARNES. They were dressed in stunning blue and white oufits. They told the party that the outfits were manufactured by the TRAUTMAN, LYNCH CO. Juanita and Dorothy make only blue and white articles which have become very popular. After having the plane overhauled, Eleanore remembered they had failed to visit Hollywood, while in California, so they decided to return, confident of finding many old M, A, H. S. students there. When they landed in Hollywood, who should come sauntering along but JOHN VAN GUILDER who has invented a hair restorer at the request of PAUL RYAN who was afraid he couldn't play movie hero as he was becom- ing bald. GLADYS DIESSLIN, a scenario writer, came over to the plane and asked if IRENE LARSON had come with them, as she intended to enter the movies. WILLARD HOLMSTINE. famous movie director, and WESLEY ANDERSON, make-up artist, appeared on the lot looking for WALTER MCDONALD who is starring in the picture 'AEsk Me Another, written by MICHAEL DORR. MARGARET GUNDERMAN, a bathing beauty, who has also broken into the movies, volunteered the information that she had seen Wally with his leading lady, SARAH ZWEIG, who has become prominent in the talkies.'l The designer of the stage settings was CONN IRBER who has put Gordon Craig back-stage with his artistic settings, while CHESTER STAPLES has become famous as a master electrician, having introduced some modernistic lighting effects. BERNICE THORSON was the costume designer. HOXVARD BARNICK had charge of the continuity, and RINEHARD SIT- ZER, of the photography. EDWARD MOYLAN'S and GEORGE KAESS' Otto's Little German Bandl' played the music to affect the emotions of this select group of artists. Upon walking further, imagine the shock to the sightseers to see MARTHA RINGOLD throwing pies at ROBERT DAVIS. However, it was only a comedy scene on the screen. HAROLD JOHNSON was advertising artist for this corporation of which KENNETH JESSE was the owner. Walter Sime, now a famous pianist, invited Dolly to come to the night club where he played. Dolly accepted and they left. When evening came, they went to the Leemhuis Cafe, owned and operated by GLENN LEEM- HUIS, and found a cabaret where MARY KURLONCHICK was singing, CURTIS HUNT was a banjoist, while NICHOLAS MUSSACHIO played an unnamed instrument, newly invented by SAM DRUCKER. After a very enjoyable time, the party set out for a cross-country flight to Washington, D. C. Upon landing at the airport, they were met- by Postmaster General HERMAN PINK. MAE LEWIS, Assistant Postmaster General, was with him to take care of the multitude of reporters who swarmed about. Chief among them was WILLIAM LUTSCHER, once famed basketball player. GEORGE KATZ, revue producer, came down also to see if Eleanor would accept a contract with him. He told them that he was starring MIRIAM BEAUDETTE and HELEN RILEY in his present production which was Page Twenty-one

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THE M A JOURNEY INTO THE FUTURE The high-powered airplane manufactured by GORDON VARS, flew swiftly on its tour of the world, carrying DOLLY NEMER and ELEANORE MCALLISTER, who were doing research work for the l939 issue of Who's Who. JOE DELKOSKI, their private detective, was traveling with them, and his chief duty was to find out about the class of '29 of Mechanic Arts, as they were confident all of them were famous. As they flew over California, Eleanore, who was handling the stick, took less altitude, and Dolly leaning far over the side of the plane, adjusted her tele- scope. ALICE DANIELSON, an expert stenographer traveling with them, began to take notes on all Joe or Dolly saw. Imagine their astonishment at seeing HARVEY ST. PETER strolling around overseeing his mines while he nonchalantly smoked a GEORGE WHITE Cigar. Not far from Harvey's mines they could see a large building which proved to be a new hotel built and managed by HELMAR JOHNSON. EVELYN NEVINS had won fame as the chief cook at Helmar's hotel. MARY PETERS was singing in the hotel's main dining room during the dinner hour while LOUIS ALLAN'S orchestra played. a Flying over the State of Washington, Joe nearly fell out of the plane when he discovered a large building, which proved to be the home of Daily Whoopee Press, edited by MARION DICKMAN. Her partner and business manager was none other than PHYLLIS GRAHAME who ran around agitatedly bawl- ing out the reporters for their negligence in bringing in material. LORRAINE GOEE, who was dramatic critic on the A'Whoopee, tried to get Marion's at- tention. to protest about a printer's error in spelling that had ruined her cri- ticismf' Next to the news building is the factory of ELORENCE JONES-cos- metic manufacturer, Miss Jones hung out the window directing CLIEEORD JOHNSON how. to spell her name, as he daubed it on the window. The plane was landed on the roof of a large garage. The occupants jumped out, went to the door of the home, rang the bell and were admitted into Miss MARGA MAHOWINKLE'S huge residence. She has become fa- mous as a Bedtime Story Writer. Marga talked for quite some time and was most enthusiastic over LILLIAN LUSTMAN and BEATRICE BRAUEMAN who are famous scientists and had just completed a successful experiment, which VICTORIA FIREHAMMER, now owner of a dairy farm, was going to launch on the scientific world. After this delightful conversation, they left. They were perhaps 2,000 feet in the air, when a dreadful noise startled them. Imagine their amazement when they heard ISRAEL BLOCK yelling at the top of his voice, Right this way, folks! Right this way! Buy 'Block's Parsnip Porridge'--it is an emul sion that cures all ills, internal or external. 50c, folks, 50cl In the crowd listening to Izzy's impassioned appeal was LUCILLE MARTIN, now an eminent psychologist. She was getting material for her new book, Mob Psychology. They also saw a well dressed, trim matron hurrying her two sets of twins through the crowd. Ah! Eleanor recognized her' as KATH- LEEN whose last name used to be GIMBLE. Just then Eleanore made the plane zoom ahead over the boundary. Just as the tourists entered Nevada, they saw an immense ranch. Adjusting her spy glass, Dolly looked closely at the man who seemed to be supervising a horse- man. It was ISADORE ROSENBLUM trying to make WILLIAM ZUBER, who has won the title of The Laziest Man In Ten States and Three Coun- Page Twenty

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T II E M U financed by SAM BRAUNSTEIN, who is always willing to back a sure thing. Suddenly, Alice saw DOROTHY BRAVERMAN, who is the world's cham- pion shorthand writer, taking notes upon all that was being said. Alice rushed over and greeted Dorothy effusively. Alice asked Dorothy where she got the smart outfit she was wearing. Dorothy replied that she got it from the SIMOS sisters, ultra-fashionable modistes of Washington. WALTER ROSER, of pugilistic fame, was also at the port with his backer, FRED GRUBE, now a great capitalist. They were there to meet GEORGE AMIDON, the champion, and his manager, AARON SHADUC. The party decided that they had seen all the M. A. graduates in Wash- ington, so they set off for Philadelphia. Just as Eleanor was about to start the plane, the party saw a man rushing toward them. It was none other than OSCAR GITLIN, He asked if he could not join the party because he had to be in Philadelphia to put through a fur deal with IRVEN LINDEEN, man- ager of a midget show who was buying his midgets fur coats for the Winter. After arriving in Philadelphia and going on an inspection tour, they saw FANNIE RABINOVITZ, IRENE HETZEL, and MARGARET KOEH- NEN who were dressed as Quakers. The party was surprised-but found that they were merely masquerading. As the party walked down the street they saw a most exclusive looking establishment called the Schletty School For Girls. The party entered the school and were greeted by STANLEY HANSEN who helps the sisters procure good students for their school. He took the visitors to the office where DELLA AXLING. secretary, reigns supreme. Della was very glad to see them and immediately summoned HELEN and DOROTHY SCHLETTY. Helen and Dorothy took the group on a tour of the class rooms. They started from the basement where the dancing room was situated. MARJORIE ROHLF was teaching her dancing class a new tap step. Marjorie asked SARAH TORRE- DOR to stop playing the piano and they both came to greet the newcomers. They then moved on to the gymnasium, where MILDRED TOENJES was conducting class. They visited the rest of the classes and found MARION BERG taught scenario writingg BARBARA WHITE, spelling: MILDRED HAASE, physics: HELEN NURNBERG, Latin: HELEN SLATER, design- ingg VASSILA STRENGLIS, millinery: ALICE HAYES, dressmaking: DALE LEACH, oratory: FRED KLINKHAMMER, archery: LOUISE JAHN, elocution. and EDWARD CHRISTENSON, fencing. Helen explained that their school was noted for its wonderfully healthful and nourishing meals. This was owing to the fact that they employed two trained dietitians, ALICE OLSEN and MARGARET EABLE. The tourists enjoyed a delicious dinner and in particular the beans. Helen explained they always used Cohen's Beans -yes, LILLIAN is the factory owner. After dining it was decided to explore Philadelphia further. On a small side street they discovered a book store run by ANN AVRICK, while MAR- GARET TEGELER had a candy shop next door, where she handled the fa- mous HE-VI chocolates made by HELEN REITAN and VIVIAN BISHOP, a well known firm. They entered a floral shop and found that the owner was DOROTHEA OLSON. They found Dorothea visiting with DOLLY HAINES, Who has won fame and admiration as a policewoman. Dorothea was just putting up an order of three dozen roses for HAZEL PRESTON, famous dancer, from PHILIP RICE, now Mayor of Whoopee Prairie. Hoping to see Hazel, the tourists went to the LA FORCE Theater, owned and managed by LEONE. Here they not only saw Hazel but also BONNIE SHEPPARD, a well known ballerina. They were delighted to hear JANET UGGAN give a talk on Page Twenty-two