Mechanic Arts High School - M Yearbook (St Paul, MN)

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JUNE, 1926 E H M ff 23 years ago. As head waiter they have ac- acquired Fatty QMilfordb Rigg, who gets almost enough to eat nowadays. Their best entertainers are Rebecca Talchinsky and Cleonore Sohm. Oscar Barke is disclosed as Mysterioso's for should we say 'Erwin'sj most able manager. Steve Schultz is pitch- ing for the New York Giants, Howard Mor- gan has adopted as an uncle, J. Pierpont Morgan: Glen Matthews is football coach at Harvard: Helen Lundquist and Rachel Lockhart have opened a private school in Hollywood, and its most popular course is that in which aspirant sirens of the silver sheet are taught to exert their latent wiles. Among the faculty of this remarkable acad- emy are Wilton Swenson, whose class of male vamps last year won the grand prize in an international contest, Sylvia Moscovitz, who teaches girls to be leading women fSylvia herself had a leading role in A'The Procession to Chaos. She led a Pekingese in the setj . Maxine Pfaff, who teaches them to look young and innocent, Anna Bearth, who shows them how to leap from tree top to tree top in hair raising scenes, Lucille Scott, who is the chief dancing instructor, and Edward Stenberg, who teaches young boys to become bloodthirsty villains. George Platten is the announcer of station KUKU in South St. Paul. Margaret Porter nightly tells bedtime stories, and Alice Lebens tells how to plant gardens. Rudy Kogl is a missionary in Ireland, and Mary Pierro is his able assistant. Leota Murphy and Fran- ces Mahowald are running the M. M. T. fTeaj shop on Broadway, New York, and William Goetz, chewing gum manufacturer, is a steady customer there. Al Ettel has de- signed a new motor car, and as his partners he has taken Charles Korba, Sylvin Makies- ky, John Shandorf, and Noel Mayer. The two greatest woman automobile racers, Lil- lian Allen and Grace Lee, use the Ettel Super Fourteen and a half exclusively. Mable Lyton makes A'Lyton U. Overcoats for men, women, and children. ln her firm, entirely feminine in gender, are Dorothy Scott and Dorothy Hunt. Elmer Salgren, Joseph Cook and Jerry Roser are making Esseeahr airplanes, and Dorothy Schlosser, premier aviatrix of the world, always uses the Esseeahr. Rudolph Palecak and Leslie Swanson have written a best seller. lt was printed by George Di Re and will presently be put into moving picture form by Patrick Roof, who expects to star Frances Avery and Hyman Devine in the picture, Ruth Deichen and Emma Boyd are starring in the cinema firmament under the management of Bernice Schacht. William Schult has become a prominent realtor in Southern California. At present he is dividing up Mexico into ten acre plots which he expects to sell to Amer- ican tourists. Dorothy Gohde and Louise Dickopf are cruising the Seven Seas with Muriel Ebert, the greatest pirate since Captain Kidd. Eleanor Johnson, successor to Sherlock Holmes, is using one 'of Ruth Hallenger's new steam yachts to look for the world famous pirate princess. Arthur Carlson has annexed Antoinette Filipezak to his gift and antique shop, and Bernice Flowers tours the country looking for 18th century toboggans to sell there. Laura Gerlach and Edna Fordyce are the cooks at the Ritz Carlton, and as chef we find Harold Greenberg. Cecelia Heinz and Florence Gruber are treas- urer and secretary respectively of the state of Utah. There is a rumor that they followed Wilbur Donaldson there to discover whether or not he turned Mormon, as Alice Cusick, reporter for Mildred Holmberg's newspaper, alleged. Beth Bailey has for some reason or other bought the Hippodrome in New York and, at the suggestion of her legal adviser, Irving Fahey, is starring Jack Geller and Helen Frank with a couple of tamed pythons. Michael Goduto and Florence Grabowski are clerks in the court of Judge Hyman Gardner, recently appointed to the supreme court, Gladys Bruckner has just Hnished a successful revolution in the Re- public of Columbia, and has set up Helen Brennan as empress. She calls the new em- pire Borgstromia in honor of Alvida Borg- strom, her right hand revolutionistf' Ger- trude Bergman and Hortense Bronson are making beebees for B. B. guns, and as ad- vertising manager, they have acquired Mil- dred Gumaer. Mary Haider has created for herself the admiralship of the Swiss Navy, and as com- mander she lured Alice Greenstine to Lake Lucerne. Ann Cohler and Mary Brooks

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GIRLS' CCGWHEEL CLUB

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ZiLA,ArLLL W H .E are mere millionairesses, having made a for- tune in oil. They sell banana oil as finger- nail polish. Louise Moore and Henry Ervin are selling ready-made spit-balls and rotten tomatoes to school children at reduced rates. Their ammunition is of the best. fi Class We, the Senior Class of l926 of Mechanic Arts High School, being in as right mind, as could be expected, and in full control of most of our faculties, with tears in our lus- trous orbs, and with solemn blessings on our quivering lips, knowing that we must soon pass from our loved places in this beloved school world and enter into the great for- midable unknown, with no kind teachers to guide us-knowing that our return to the halls we have trod is uncertain, do proudly leave those things which must be guarded tenderly, as we have guarded them, from corrupting moths and swiping thieves- We bequeath Article I To Mr. Lange, our solicitations and sym- pathy at his losing a class that can never be equalledg also our admiration for his seem- ingly unlimited patience with us. Article II To our loving and loved teachers, more sympathy and more admiration. Article III To the incoming seniors: l. Our worn out shoes and mantles. a. Shoes to track men. b. Mantles to be preserved in glass case so that they may inspire those needy of inspiration. f 2. Our nonchalance+which we have spent long years in acquiring. 3. Our calm in the face of difficulty, QThis may be a little unstable but with a little glue and varnish it will become all that it should be.j V 4. The thrills and joys of being high and mighty. 5. Our love and best wishes Cwe know how you'll need 'emj. Article IV To the juniors: l. Our 'ldrag --this will take a year to NM JUNE, 1926 As the censor here closed the show, the only other item of importance that the re- porter gathered was that Sydney Gadow is,at present residing at St. Peter where he is busily engaged in training angle worms to jumpirope. Q-25 Will ripen so it should be fully developed A when you are seniors. 2. The coveted privilege of giving the Junior-Senior. The hope that you may endure for a time. 3. Article V To the sophomores: l. The hope that you will 'larrivef' 2, The hope that you can either live up to your name or live it down, 3. All tied up with a pink ribbon-lots of informals. Article VI To the freshmen: l, The realization of the big things of life Cespecially seniorsj. The hope that you will grow, The wish that you will flourish as the proverbial green bay tree. Cur sympathy. Article VII To the lunchroom and Nettie: Compliments and a prayer that appetites never diminish. Article VIII To the athletes: Our wishes for yearly championships. Article IX To the intelligentsia: What more apropos than our intelligence. Article X 2. 3. 4. To the janitors: A sweeping and a Merry Christmas! Article XI To everybody: A Happy New Year and a fond good-bye! Duly sworn, attested and sealed by our own ink stained fingers this year of Our Lord l926. CLASS OF '26. P, S.--Subject to change if we should flunk.