McMurry University - Totem Yearbook (Abilene, TX)

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Amusements — Z1 time has passed and they have three minutes to make that unwanted walk over to Otd Main and up three flights of stairs just to fall asleep in class as the room grows dork and the crucial film rolls. Of course, this routine goes on al day and dwindles down around 8:00 p m Then the droopy eyes widen, the just out of bed” look becomes replaced with the “goin' out to- nightl!” look and the partying begins. Eveyone is wide awake and having fun or getting a good night of studying in. but it doesn't last long. 11:00a.m. comes along and the parties crash into bed. the studiers fall asleep at their desks and every pillow awaits its chance to face another buzz of the alarm”

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.»0 — Amusements Another Buzz Of The Alarm 'BUZZZZZZ WHAM » CRASH!!'!! Somebody, somewhere has just been awak- ened to start another glorious day No doubt the object of noise, the alarm clock, has been disposed of gracefully somewhere on the floor after being the target of an ”un- aimed pillow Waking up is one thing, but getting up is an- other The only energy used in waking up is the opening of an eye Getting up means opening both eyes, sitting slowly up in bed. putting the feet over the side, standing up and stumbling to the bathroom, each of which uses valuable energy For the lucky ones who have no classes until 10 00 or 10 30 the alarm usually does not sound out until 9 30 or 10 00 For those who have early classes at 8 00 the alarm makes its debut at 7 00 or 7 30. too early for the normal human college student to function properly Those who have 8:00 classes tend to fail asleep in the shower, then again m the breakfast line where it might take around two seconds to mark off the meal They then find that while they have been snoring loudly with their face in a bowl of cereal.

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Amusements A Slime Is Sooo Low! The annual Slime Olympics was held on Saturday. September IQ with three freshmen teams taking on one upperclassmen team in the three-legged race, the egg toss, the cheerleading contest, the medicine ball race, and the tug-of-war The winners were the purple team with thirty-four points The upperclass team was second with twenty-two and the green and yellow teams were third and fourth with ten and nine points respectively PcxJ Btusewitz cfc$o ays r«s cheeneodng abAty?' Ever have one ot those of d ty days'