Maumee High School - Reflector Yearbook (Maumee, OH)

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22 THE REFLECTOR soa::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::pc:::::::n:::::::::::::::::::c The Class Hammer Mr. Ailes is our lanky principal. We have found notl1i11g which is im- possible for him to do, for doing a fancy one-step with the midnight bawl, to giving hard lessons and poor grades. Miss McDowell--We hereby introduce to you, ladies and gentlemen, the foremost reformer of the age. She is an ardent- supporter of VVomen's Rights. and would join the Bolsheviki, or matrimony,-if the horrid men would drop out of it. i The Sch001 House would be an admirable place for an asylum for the insane or freeble-minded. About half ot' its present register would remain, however, if this change should come about, The School Board-it is only recently that this body of antediluvean ancestor-worshippers has emerged from the ooze of past geological ages into the sunshine of the present. A few of them have taken a great liking for athletics, especially the manly art, and teach by principle rather than by precept. ViI'g'il-We now bid you a last farewell, O, ancient and implacable enemy, hoping that you will find enjoyable your sojourn in that underworld of which you have so unceasingly chanted. Chas. Ma.s0n,' Janitor--lVl1en unoccupied with his arduous duties of seeing that none ofthe Freshmen walk off with the schoolhouse, he is found discussing profound theological questions with his bosom friend, Frank Bensch, Maumee Village-Although once a prosperous, thriving city, 'it is now but a grease-spot on the map of Progress. It is governed by men who have a working knowledge of language Cprofanel and the science of piling up debts for their posterity, and little else. Because it practically ignored the education of its future citizens, it is dying a slow death from sleeping-sickness. May its soul rest in peace-or elsewhere. Amen. Rf-2 4 5,

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THE REFLECTOR 21 BAH QTOVEY XNEDMENS' SUFFPAGE THAT Uou AND I XMEDEIJEJUNG MAGGIE UU N E SOUTH ST. Q 3 12, E I OH BUDDXJ S 1 Q- GRADE CARD DAX! 3 E ' : f 5 , 4 1 I ' f 5 f x i - s NUTS F A LADQ Copf M M SMILEDARNTJOU P1201-HIBITION! N W 1 F1 7

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THE REFLECTOR 23 0112155 ill ww POYG 'A' Y i E, the class 1919, ot' the city ol' Maumee, county of Lucas, state of 1 Yi Crm l . I Vi ie' -ei 'Rf bl First- Ohio, being in sound state ot' mind, and desirous of equally appor- tioning all our property and worldly possessions while our feeble strength remains, do make, publish, and declare this, our last will and testament: lVe renounce all claims to any portion or portions of our beautiful, majestic and picturesque High School building, especially do we bequeath to the class of '20 the Senior portion of the assembly room. Second-To our three sister classes we will and bequeath 'l'llE'lII1H. Zeller's a11d Thelma Sheperd's red hair to light up their dark moments, Third-To those who have a. desire to gain greater wisdom, we will and be- queath our High School Library. Fourth- -To the Juniors we leave our spacious up-to-date, abundant, superb, sublime. and well-equipped laboratory. Fifth-To our beloved and sympathetic sister, the class of '21, we will and bequeath our former ardent desire to be Seniors, Sixth-To our baby sister, the class ot' '22, we will and bequeath our opti- mistic views of High School lifeg also to that little one we give an abundant quantity of class spirit. Seventh--To the Latin classes we bequeath a. 'tfew Virgils, several', Fieeros and 'tnumerousv Caesars. Also a great. herd of ponies, acquired during the past three years, to anyone who wishes to ride through the Latin lessons. Eighth-To the Faculty we give all our faults and our good qualities. Ninth---It is our dying wish and desire that John Meehan 's art of fussing be bestowed upon Herman Kosch, and Adeline Perrin's hastmess be granted to Mary Young. 'l'enth-To Clara Jaessing we transmit Marguerite's gift of gab and to Fannie Pilliod Margaret C'larke's characteristic swing. Eleventh--In our last few moments of agony we ardently hope that Earl Schnetzler's brilliance be given to Vincent Boellner, and Harold Perrin's art of passing notes, to Franklin Smith. Twelftli-VVe hope that Lucille Schnetzler will inherit Dorothy Bettis' nimble wit, and Viola Philo, Imogene Griggs' attractive eyes, hoping that she C811 use them to as good advantage as Imogene has. Thirteenth-Vile transmit Hazel Zeller's crimson blushes to Blanche Winlc- ler, and Zelma Bigley's superfluous height to Frances Ostrander.