Maryville High School - Maryvillian Yearbook (Maryville, MO)

 - Class of 1929

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Maryville High School - Maryvillian Yearbook (Maryville, MO) online yearbook collection, 1929 Edition, Page 111
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WANTED: A pair of suspenders for the breeches of promise; a barber to shave the face of the earth; a mosquito bar for the bed of the ocean, another for the cradle of the deep; a dentist to work on the jaws of death; sea horses to feed from this through of the sea; afew seeds from the flower of speech; and a belt for the waist of time. Miss Stoner: (reading play): " There is a great climax in the last act: Just as two burg- lars climb in the window the clock strikes one, then — Junior Curnutt: " Wait! Be more explicit. Which one did the clock strike? " Salesman: " I ' d like to see your mother, son, is she engaged? " Billy G.: " Engaged! Say, what are you trying to pull here? She ' s married. " Real,Estate Agent: " Could I interest you in Belle Air Heights? " Coach Croy: " You could interest me almost anywhere. " Miss Hope: " What is the one thing we know for sure about death? " Junior Gray: " It always is fatal. " When asked what they did with all their fruit from the farm Marian New replied: " We eat all we can, and can all we can ' t. " Grandmother: " Well, dear, have you dons your good deed today? " Scout Eagle: " Yes, I ' ve taught Cousin Lucy not to poke her tongue out at Boy Scouts! " Wayne Dorman had just reported to Mrs. O ' Grady that he had just two problems out of !?n correct. Mrs. O ' Grady: " What ' s the matter, Wayne? Don ' t you understand the problems? " Wayne Dorman: " Yes, I do. I got the problems right but 1 missed the answers. " Miss Messick: (pointing to the blackboard, in Math.) " Watch closely, while I go through it now. " Miss Marr: " What do we have now that we didn ' t have 50 years ago? " Buster King: " Me. " Doris Logan: " Boys are just like roosters, always lazy. " Harold Schmidt: " Well, girls are just like hens, always cackling. " Bob said to his wife, " Tell me what you think this is. " " That ' s what I thought, but Bridget declares it is rat poison. Taste it again to make sure. " Mr Allen: " Did you learn anything in school today, son? " Calvin Allen: " Yep! Jimmie Conway taught me how to wiggle my ears. Mr. Gcdbey: " Be sure and wash your hands before you go to school. " Hubert Godbey: " Oh, I don ' t need to do that. I never raise them- when the teacher asks a question. " Miss Messick: " Do you understand the difference between liking and loving? " Junior Curnutt: " Yes, Ma ' am; I like my father and mother, but I love pie. " Miss Hope: " Can you give the definition of a watt? " Richard Fields: " A watt is an inquisitive pronoun. " Warren Crow while visiting Vernon Taylor one cold win- ter ' s night was sent to the barn to harness the mule so that he could get back to town but he got the cow by mistake. Pretty soon he yelled to Vernon. " Say, I can ' t get this collar over this here mule ' s head. The darned thing ' s ears are froze. " CTHE END

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