Martinsville High School - Artesian Yearbook (Martinsville, IN)

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Schnaiter-Godsey Vows Exchanged Miss Gloria Schnaiter and Mr. Austin Godsey were married by Rev. Charles Flake in the Liberty Church yesterday in a candlelight ceremony. The wedding has been postponed ten years because Miss Schnaiter had vowed never to marry until she passed her re¬ fresher math test. Last week, on her three hundred and forty sev¬ enth try, she passed it with a margin of two points. The wedding was one of the most elaborate of the season. Standing before the altar decor¬ ated with poison ivy, the bride, in a pale orange gown of monk’s cloth trimmed with pink and red bows, was given in marriage by her grandfather, C. F. Schnaiter. Her maid-of-honor, Miss Peggy Knoy, wore lovely purple cre¬ tonne beach pajamas with red accessories. The blushing bride gently tossed her bouquet of a dozen cactus plants amid the host of excited bridesmaids. Miss Margie Baugh, the lucky girl, is now in the Memorial Hospital. Coterie Hears Book Review At the last meeting of the Literary Coterie, Miss Peggy Beggeman reviewed Joanne Hick¬ man’s latest book, “Don’t Point Father at Me, Mother; He May Be Loaded Again.” In the short business session which followed, President Lee Williams announced that next week the program would include Jean Goss, who would re¬ view her recent children’s book, “Mother Goss’ Nursery Rhymes.” A social hour followed in which pool and snooker were enjoyed; the refreshments consisted of elderberry wine and pickles stuffed wi+h pineapple ice cream. Young Woman Goes Berserk Miss Wanita Kivett was taken into custody by Chief of Police Leo Foster on the charges of cruel treatment. After long hours of cross-examination, Miss Kivett finally confessed her crimes: She had entered her kitchen and brut¬ ally attacked the eggs, giving them a fierce beating; then she fiendishly pounced on the cream and whipped it unmercifully. Still possessed with this horrible lust to kill, the crazed woman cut out the eyes of two defenseless Irish potatoes, and was ready to rush out of the house and thrash some wheat when her close friend, Miss Phyllis Allison, called the local police. Dr. R. E. Mosier Addresses Club Miss Ruth Mosier, president of Indiana University, spoke to the Women’s Club today on “Should We Bring Back the Whipping Post?” at its meeting at the home of Miss Barbara Shields. Dr. Mosier’s address, which con¬ cerned one of the most vital ques¬ tions of the day, was followed by a brief business meeting. A buffet lunch of fried bananas covered with pickle relish and sassafras tea were served. Miss Lorena Stevens and Miss Geral¬ dine Cox were assistant hostesses. Wins Contest At New York Miss Ruth Long, local typist, won the title of “The World’s Fastest Typist” at a contest held in New York last week. There were 1,000 people entering the contest, but Miss Long won with 220 words per minute. Because she won the contest, a fingernail polish company wanted her to en¬ dorse their product. “I’d be glad to endorse your polish,” said Miss Long, “only I haven’t any finger¬ nails left.” Miss Annabelle Herold was also entered in the contest. Returns To Home Mrs. Mary C. Stewart Walker is returning to her southern plan¬ tation after spending the spring here. Her eldest daughter is re¬ maining here that she might go to school at her mother’s Alma Mater. Female Explorer Leaves For Africa Miss Wilma Jones leaves Thurs¬ day by plane for South Africa, where she will explore the dense jungles. When asked if she were not afraid to be just one woman against the treacherous jungle, Miss Jones replied, “I found my home after school each day. Af¬ ter that, Africa’s denses jungle will be child’s play!” “Moore” Crops Expected Soon Mr. Frank Moore has harvested the best tomato crop in the his¬ tory of Morgan County on his 1,000 acre farm east of town. He attributes a lot of his suc¬ cess to Ferguson Fertilizer, sold by Ed Ferguson and Company, but part of his success is due to his “green thumb.” 2Q Stewart Takes Dress Prize Miss Mary Anne Stewart won the William H. Block contest for dress design, and will now work exclusively for them. She entered her newest creation, “Fire Wat¬ er,” in the contest which was held last week and was selected win¬ ner unanimously. Miss Ruth Finney modeled the gown, which, as the name sug¬ gests, depicts the vision of an intoxicated Indian. The dress has orange top, suggesting the sunrise, with pink buffaloes, in¬ stead of elephants, trailing down from the left shoulder. The pur¬ ple seqiun skirt is caught in three places with a maroon arrow and there is yellow-ggeen fringe on the hem which extends into a two-foot train. Turquoise gloves trimmed with red and blue eagle feathers complete the ensemble, and the judges said that this feature decided them in favor of this gown instead of the red, purple, and yellow cheesecloth sports suit entered by Miss Joan- ett Dillender. Mary Hensley Gives Recital Miss Mary Alice Hensley gave a recital at the Brown’s Crossing Music Hall last Tuesday. She gave a program of classical and semi-classical selections, and sang two encores, the hauntingly beau¬ tiful “One Meat Ball” and the im¬ mortal “Who’ll Take Care of the Caretaker’s Daughter While the Caretaker’s Busy Taking Care.” To show her proficiency on sev¬ eral instruments, she played the quartet from “Osmosis” on the violin, string bass, organ, and harmonica, and sang a descant simultaneously. Leave on Tour Mrs. Phyllis Pearcy Arnold and Miss Virginia Skaggs left their homes yesterday on an extensive trip which will take them around the world. At last fulfilling their childhood dreams, they took off by rocket at 9:27 A. M. and ex¬ pected to have toured half of China by noon. Shaw Named Editor Miss Mary K. Shaw has been named editor of the Hyndsdale Gazette, it was announced yes¬ terday by John B. Shagnasty, owner of the paper. Miss Shaw is well known for her editorial ability and has worked on news¬ papers in Chicago, Philadelphia, and New York to prepare herself for her present position.

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Martinsville, Indiana April 1, 1956 HORROR - SCOPE s Discovery le Public Farmers Gather At Convention “Lucky Six” Wins Derby The worldshaking news of James Goss’ most recent scien¬ tific discovery was made public today in a press conference at his laboratory at Bradford Orch¬ ards, Indiana Although the pub¬ lic has long seen flashes of light and thunderous explosions from the laboratory, this is the first inkli.ng they have had of the exact nature of his work “The whole secret of my work,” said Mr. Goss in referring to his discovery of dehydrating water, “is to take one liter of ‘O’ and two liters of ‘H’. Then boil the ‘H’ out of it!” Hastings Plans To Cut Expenses Senator Robert Hastings intro¬ duced a bill today which fwould provide for old age pensions for orphans. He says that this would not only ease the last years of orphaned people, but would cut down on expenses, as it would encourage more people to become orphans, thus reducing the cur¬ rent old age pensions exactly half. The Senate voted unani¬ mously against the bill. Finney Places First in Track Robert Finney won the hundred yard dash in the National Track Tournament. This is the first time that a Hoosier has won this event, and in a dinner given in his honor at the Hotel Nether- land-Plaza in Cincinnati, Mr. Fin¬ ney said, “I have long kept in practice by running to my first period class each morning.” Powell Reform To Ease Dogs Miss Marion Powell, well known advocator of reform, today issued a warning that her organization, the R. E. W. I. N. I. O. N. (Reform Everything Whether It Needs It Or Not), would soon begin a campaign to stop child labor in dogdom. Says Miss Powell, “We have child labor laws for our¬ selves, why not for dog s? As man’s best friend, they must not be exploited or forced to work against their will.” Melvin K. Maxwell, the Secre¬ tary of Agriculture, opened the National Farmers’ Convention in Chicago last week with an ad¬ dress “How To Be a Lazy Farm¬ er and Still Come Out Ahead.” John A. Abraham, noted agricul¬ ture experimentalist, also spoke on the scientific development of ragweeds. The highlight of the convention was an address by Miss Jane Hensley, who has become famous for her pig farm south of Mar¬ tinsville. Thousands of visitors come each year to see these pigs which have won many state, ' na¬ tional, and international prizes. Miss Hensley is very proud of her pets, each of whom she says is a descendant of “Roscoe.” the hog of which she spoke so ten¬ derly in her school days. Those attending the conference from Martinsville were James Coleman, Bill Baughman, Robert Warner, Max Wagaman, and John Goss. Mechanic Sues Indpls. Air Lines “They should have told me I was too near the edge,” screamed Mr. John R. Priest, mechanic for the Indianapolis Air Lines. He is suing his employers for $10,000 and two weeks’ wages because of a broken arm he re¬ ceived when he fell out of a plane last March. “I’ll take this case to the Supreme Court,” he added as Judge Mellonhead dis¬ missed the case. Blaze Extinguished At Mason Home Firemen were called to the home of Miss Barbara Mason to¬ day to extinguish a blaze caused by an electric iron. Miss Mason had been putting hot-iron trans¬ fer pictures on a new formal, and when she was called to the telephone, she neglected to set the iron in an upright position. The fire was easily put out, but Miss Mason deeply regretted the loss of her hot-iron transfer pictures. “Oh gee,” she said, “I’ll have to eat twelve more boxes of Zippo breakfast cereal before I can send off for some more!” “Lucky Six” won the Kentucky Derby in a photo finish yesterday. The spectators cheered wildly as he completed the last lap a hair’s breadth ahead of “Flying Lady.” The three-year-old is owned by Mr. William (Six) Adkins, who’s horses, six in all, have won this deby for six consecutive years. Jockey Kenneth Rawlins is suf¬ fering from a broken ankle. It is said that he had been drinking Six Roses, a new beverage made by Mr. Adkins. J. Cooley Speaks To Vassar Grads Professor James L. Cooley, president of Vassar College, gave an address “What Became of the Bobby-Soxers of Yesteryear.” Professor Cooley has just re¬ turned from an extensive tour on which he, in collaboration with Maurice O’Dell, investigated this topic thoroughly. Test Pilots Are Still Missing Charles Alexander and Earl Bennett, the two test pilots who took off from Elliott Field in Martinsville last week, are still missing. They were testing a new plane capable of flying 700 miles an hour. Although exten¬ sive searches have been made, no word has been received of them. Argument Rages In House One of the hottest political ar¬ guments in years came up today in the House of Representatives when Gary Burns, and his wife, the former Martha B. Jordan, started discussion on whether women should be prohibited from becoming President. The bill involving this measure was intro¬ duced by Mr. Burns as an out¬ growth of the nomination of Miss Elizabeth Jarrett for President. Representative Martha Burns says that if this is to be a true democracy, then a woman should be President half the time. The whole country is anxiously awaiting the outcome of the ar¬ gument, because both members of the house are known for their force and eloquence in arguing. 19

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Mary Lou Baker Says:— (Miss Baker’s famous column ap¬ pears in more than one hundred and forty daily newspapers.) Dear Miss Baker, I have been writing ' to many service men who are in the occu¬ pation army in Japan. Fifteen of them have come home, and each wants to marry me. What shall I do? Yours truly, Nigel Johnson. Dear Miss Johnson, Pick out the one you want, and send the rest to me; I’ll take care of them for you. M. L. B. Dear Miss Baker, My pet goldfish, Oscar, has a very strange expression on his face, and lies around all the time. What shall I do to cure him of his indifference to life? Norma Edwards. Dear Miss Edwards, Your goldfish probably has mis¬ placed something and is trying to remember where he put it. As goldfishes’ troubles are usually not serious, try to get his mind on something else, and maybe he’ll snap out of it. M. L. B. Dear Miss Baker, My little child, Addlepate, cries a lot. This keeps my wife awake and vexes the neighbors consider¬ ably. What should we do? Yours sincerely, Robert McKee. Dear Mr. McKee, I have found that a little chloroform is most effective in such cases. M. L. B. Magician Hess Visits School Mrs. Barbara Hite Hess enter¬ tained the high school last week with her magician’s show. Hav¬ ing been instructed by her fam¬ ous husband, she ably performed many mysterious things, such as lifting the toupee from ’Mr. When Ck Hochstetler’s head while he was 40 feet away, turning up the hands of the clock while the teachers’ attention was attracted to a dancing dog, and drawing Mr. Ostermeyer through the eye of a needle. Star Given Title Martha Lou Miller, current film star soon to be seen in “Follies of 1957,” has been voted by the 149th Squadron of Sea Scouts the title of “The Girl Most Likely.” Dream House Plans Revealed Thomas Thacker, well known architect, has just made public his plans for the “House of Day- After-Tomorrow.” The front hall has a closet, the door of which can be used either as a bed or a bob-sled, in which is built a com¬ bination piano and washing ma¬ chine. This was thought espec- ialy fitting, as the modern house¬ wife must accompany her wash with “R inso White” or some other sprightly song. The “House of Day-After-To¬ morrow” will be on exhibition this week, and after Sunday will be shown by appointment only. Preserves Win Prize and Man Miss Helen Kitchen won the blue ribbon for her comsilk pre¬ serves which she entered in the State Fair this year. Both the ribbon and the preserves are be¬ ing shown in the window of Har¬ ry Johnston’s grocery store. Miss Kitchen’s preserves won not only a ribbon, but a man! The judge, Algernon Z. Murga- troyd, was so taken by her cook¬ ing that he immediately asked for her hand in marriage. It was found out later that he was delirious with ptomaine, but Miss Kitchen, assisted by her brothers with their rifles, still expects to evchange vows next week. Nurse Finds Rabies Cure Nurse Mabel Cohen announced today that she had found a sure cure for rabies. By using an extract made from dinosaur eggs, she has discovered a medicine which not only cures rabies but also rids the patient of stuffy head colds, simple neuralgia pains, and dandruff. The new product will be sold under the name “Llaeruc” which, when spelled backwards is “Cure All.” Miss Cohen thinks that her product is a real cure (and Hens¬ ley.) Sanders Passes Service Exam Charles Sanders has success¬ fully passed the difficult Civil Service Examination and is now the Dog Catcher of Morgan County He will begin his work next Monday. 21 Classified Ads Wanted: One pair of crutches to exchange for large bear trap. Boyd Musgrave, R. R. 29. Lost: A purse, two feet, one inch, by one foot, three-eighths inches. Contains: 5 tubes lip¬ stick, 3 combs, 2 pencils, 15 let¬ ters, and 2 billfolds containing 1 twenty-seven cents in all. Rose¬ mary Rhodes, R. R. 2. Personal: Dearest, please come home. I didn’t mean it when I hit you with the kitchen stove. All is forgiven. Thelma K. Lost: Engine out of my car. As I am used to being pushed, I didn’t notice the loss until this morning, so it could be any place between the Candy Kitchen and my house. Jean Bennett. Lost: Front fender on car. Last seen hanging on a telephone pole. If found please return to Don Albertson. Lambert Wins Sleepers’ Title “I owe it all to the experience I had in high school,” said Mr. Richard Lambert, after winning the “National Sleepers’ Contest” last week. Mr. Lambert won by one minute and three seconds. His closest rival was Robert Robinson, also of Martinsville. “I’m going to practice real hard this coming year,” said Mr. Robinson. “Then maybe I’ll win at the next con¬ test.” New Line At Hawkins Co. Paul Gregson, manager of the Betty Hawkins Cosmetics Com¬ pany, announces an entirely new line of beauty aids: colored cos¬ metics to match costumes. Among the new shades are Sea Green Face Powder, Lilac Purple rouge, Daffodil Yellow lipstick, and Snow White mascara. Johnson Wins Dupont Prize Miss Harriett Jean Johnson has won Dupont’s contest for the most durable plastic at a low cost. Miss Johnson submitted her re¬ cipe for biscuits at suggestion of Miss Virginia Allen, Home Econ¬ omics supervisor for Morgan County, and won the prize. “To think,” said Miss Johnson, “that I owe all my success to my ex¬ perience in the high school cafe¬ teria!”