Martinsville High School - Artesian Yearbook (Martinsville, IN)

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Last Will and Testament I NVe, the seniors of Martinsville High School in 1934, of Martinsville, Morgan County, Indiana, being of sound mind and disposing memory, hereby make, publish and declare this to be our last will and testament, hereby revoking all former wills by us at any time made and hereby disposing of all our property, both real. and personal: of whatsoever character and wheresoever situated, at our gradua- tion, and as follows: ArticleI To everyone: The talent of the senioi class. Article II To the Senior High: Brighter days and more prosperity. Article III To the Junior High: Many more happy school days. Article IV To the faculty: More sympathy toward tired students. Article V To Mr. Ennis: No more zero weather. To Mrs. Ennis: To remain in M. H. S. for many years. To Mrs. Bothwell: To be always the same' efficient help. Article VI To Mr, Curtis: A new rubber hose. To Mr. Mahan: To be the same in our school forever. To Miss Reames: A blue knitted dress. Article VII To Mr. Hochstetler: Better hair tonics. To Mr. VVilliams: Always the same old smile. To Mrs. Boldrey: More opportunities to prove her dramatic ability. To Miss Hart: To be sponsor of more Musicae Latinae. To Miss Rose: More college classes. To Mr. Colvin: Always to have 4'Patrick,' and the radio. To Mr. Calvin: Ah, bugs! To Mrs. Kelso: A new car. To Miss Ossenberg: An outdoor room. To Miss Howell: Many years as a mem- ber of M. H. S. faculty. To Mr. Smith: Less trouble with basket- ball boys. To Mr. Gemmecke: To be a sponsor of many more senior classes. 29 To Mr. Potter: Future basketball heroes. To Mrs. Hochstetler: Always to have her sweet disposition. To Mr. Scheidler: Better historians. To Mr. Spaulding: More accomplished musicians. To Miss Kivett: A chance to debate. To Miss Townsend: More knitting need- les. To Miss Miles: Smaller art classes. To Mr. XYadsworth: A pleasant smile. To Mrs. lYhitaker: A longer walk to school. r To Miss Gray: An alarm clock. To Miss Stevens: Labels for the many keys. To Mr. Dorsett: A lasso to keep his car tied. To Miss Dorsett: Better organized Stu- dent Councils. To Mr. Moore: More curling irons. To Mr. Gantz: No more misfortunes with his specs'l. To Mrs. Prewitt: A special seat in her car for Ming Senior Class Will Abrell, Forest--My wisecracks to Marvin Hine. Asher, Conrad-One of my Hi-Y pins to an eighth grade girl. Bailey, Harrison-My ducky hair to . Pauly Neal. Baker, Genevieve-My one minute run before the bell to Tom Dillon. Bales, Josephine-My desire to become a teacher to Merrill Pearcy. Baugh, Isabelle-My quiet disposition to Marguerite Martin. Bennett, Mary E.-My desire for blonds to Ileen Lightner. Bothwell, Marie-My interest in the sher- iff's sons to no one. Bothwell, Mildred-My happiness with a steady lover to Lucille Quakenbush. Brady, Elizabeth-My selection of essays to Miss Stevens. Brown, Carl-Some of my height to jimmy Huff. Caldwell, Ruby-My red hair to its ad- mirer, Way'ne Kivett. Carmichael, Geneva-Nothing to nobody. I'll just sit on the Moss and dream.

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XVho'd-a-thought-it? Faye Smith's name was put in the head lights at Indianapolis last Friday night. Has that girl reformed. You're askin' me? Of course she realizes this is a small start, but just wait. It can't be long till her name will be in Holly- wood, Broadway, Paris, and as a matter of fact all over the world-Now talk about wanting your old toaster fixed just call on John Hewitt. He's in the moneyg president of the Northern Power Plant and can he ever use his knowledge? He can make a toaster out of two pieces of wire and attach it to the range without electricity and really toast toast.-As for Mary Lib Bennett, she really slays 'em with that infant English of hers. Peggy Hopkins Joyce Cetc.l is out of the run- ning. She's our Apollo on rainy days.- The famous comedians of our crowd turned out to be Herman Koons, Paul Hacker, and Conrad Asher. They're the modern Marx Brothers. -- Having dis- carded all men because she was once dis- appointed in love, Elizabeth Brady is now typing champion of the world.-Marguer- ite Robinson, engaged to Mr. Hicks, is one word behind.--MMmmmm Alice W'hite can ,sure take a six month's vaca- tion twice a year if she chooses now that Inez Martindale has crashed the gates of Hollywood. She's got it all over Alice White-and is she sore. Alice I mean.- Bayer Aspirin is in the money now, with Bob Dale as their sportsman. I-Ie's not so dumb. He gives 'em all a pain and brings in the profit.-Hubert McKee has taken the responsibility of taking care of Inez Martindale's financial affairs and has thus far kept her out of matrimony.- Lean toward Ilene, says Melvin Forbes. I guess he's got his future all wrapped in her.-Kathleen Wiley, elected sheriff in Oregon, having run a gang of despera- does out of their homes, is still in the run- ning. Is she good? You're askin me?- Mabel Reynolds has added Canary to her title. She says he's a Jewel. We thought she'd be an old maid, but I guess gentle- men prefer blondes.-Since Bill Griffin tells most everything he knows, they have said he made a very good reporter. It isn't often that this practice pays.-It seems as if Margaret Hamilton's prayers were an- swered. She's a private secretary and en- gaged to the boss.-Memories of old In- dian Creek still linger with Beulah Davis. Anyway she swam the English Channel. Maybeshe got her inspiration from John Doe on the other side or -was he an added attraction?-An occasional cry of Pea- nuts can be heard on the streets of 3 lit- tle town in Illinois. Yes, it'5 Gene Coffin. -At last Bob Keller, having picked Marie Bothwell as a siiitable wife has settled down, and has won the position of Sheriff of Morgan County.-Don't be surprised if you hear of a furniture fac- tory P0PPlHg up here and there. Miles Hull 'is the new proprietor of the W'alnut Furniture Co. and is meeting up with a Hull .lot of profit.-Bob Gardner is sure bflngmg in the silver with that golden voice of his. N. B. C. has added him to their list as assets.-4Cab Calloway is sure getting a run for his money. Hels a back number now that Eugene Fowler has an orchestra. He makes Cab look like a wllted lily.-Brainy, brainier, or brain- iest. There is no comparison, for Eunice Hodges was the brainiest and was re- Warded with a position in old M. H. S.- A chain of grocery stores has sprung into existence and jack Johnston is each and every link.-The result of being a beauty Operator says Isabelle Baugh, is fallen arches and disjointed forelingers.-Won- der how Martinsville fans are taking Kenny Watson? Bloomington has real- ized the fulfillment of their hopes. They all love Kenny and we don't blame them a bit.-Ruby Caldwell never did like Shorthand, S0 Sh6'S gone domestic and settled down with that man of hers.- Martha Devore should be glad she's still ahve from the way that brother of hers controlled that 'fchivey when he brought her to M. H. S.-Eugene Schoolcraft has EDUC reporter. He's chief newspaper man for the Indianapolis Star. He'd take 3 snapshot around the corner if necessary. -VV'ell's about enough of this gossip. You know I never was that type. Ha! Ha! Yours till gossip runs out, Bessie. P. S. A humming bird just flew up on my window sill. It's telling me to learn to croon . I'm glad you're where you've al- ways longed to be but thanks, Payt, I already have my heart's desire . B. M.

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Coffin, Jean-My small waistline to Billy Shane. Collier, Raymond--My teasing ways to Eula Harris. Cure, Billy-My history grades to the unfortunate. Dale, Robert-My basketball talent to Bill Cramer. ' Davis, Beulah--My collection of souve- nirs to their owners. Denny, Denzil-My dignified manners to Jean Goss. Devore, Martha-My auburn locks to Laura Frances Tousey. Durham, Hazel-My elocution to Miss Dorsett. Ervin, Charlotte-My latest novel, How to Hold Your Man , to Kathleen Walsh. Ferguson, Bessie-My interest in the col- lege students to Josephine Jones. Fesler, Dorothy-My interest in the red headed basketball boy to Virginia Whitaker. Fleener, Stephen-My inferiority com- plex to Garrat Dorsett. Fletcher, Theda-My dainty ways to Genevieve Ratts. Forbes, Melvin-My walk to school to Tom Cravens. Fowler, Eugene--My ability to eat apples in agriculture without being caught 'to Warren McDaniel. Gardner, Bob--I'm too busy doubling for Bing to leave anything. Goss, Drue-My afternoon hours at the filling station to Roy Chambers. . - Griffin, Bill-My vocal cords to Stuart Cohn. Grizzle, Dorothy-My love for Lyman to Vivian Phelps. Hacker, Paul-My trig. grades to Her- schel Shireman. - Hamilton, Margaret-My Willfarclj is for me only. Harris, Ruth-My position as spy for Mr. Curtis to any unlucky person. Harding, Marion-My winning personal- ity to Micky Atkinson. Hendrix, Phyllis-Sally Wood have him. Hewitt, John-My old car to Charles Champlin. Hicks, Imogene-My fdog-housel bass viol to anyone big enough to handle it. Hodges, Eunice-My brilliant mind to anyone. i I Hull, Miles-My flute to someone able to bear the load. Jso' Johnson, Basil-My art ability to Ber- nard Ewing. Johnson, Evelyn-My curly hair to those who are less fortunate than I. Johnston, Jack-My careful driving to Red Franklin. Jones,iSurrelda-My intelligence in Latin to Benny Beck. Keller, Robert-My place in the jail to Mouse Eyeff ' Kennedy, Charles-My bluffing ways to Bob Terhune. Kirk, Ralph-My desire to be loved to CourtlandlJames. ' Kivett, Junior-My acting ability to Dal-' las Johnson. McCormick, Enola-My undying love to Virginia Cox. McDaniel, Twanette-My share in Un- ionville to Ola Amos. L ' McFarland, Irvin-My journalistic tal- ent to Lane Winter. A McKee, Hubert-My technique' in love making to Verl Beasley. ' McKinley, Loran-4My manly physique to John VVlalters. a Martindale, Inez--My interest in a Saint fJohnD to Vivian Garrison. Maxwell, Marvin-My desire to keep 1 training to Woody Goss. , Mills, Allen-My winning ways to Fred- die Griifith. ' Moore, Elizabeth-+My 'poise' and charm to Kathleen Collier. ' ' Parker, Pauline-My place on the green carpet to Rich Keller. Payton, Alberta-My ability to imitate Mae West to Mildred Anderson. Phelps, Emmett-My lovefor soft brown eyes to Doc Willan. G ' J I Phillips, Wendel-I'll .just keep my Youngen. , ' Priest, Bruce--My 'receipt for -love to John D. Johnston. ' Ratcliff, Shirley-My .red sweater to Betty Hardwick., ' Reynolds, Mable-My pets to Micky P. but I'Il ,keep my Canary. Richardson, Bob-My ability to make people laugh to Stanley P - Robinson, Marguerite--My good atten- dance record to Dorothy Williams. Russell, Jeanadelle-My slow manners to Gladys Gray. Savage, Wanza-My grades to my sister. Savage, Ralph-My place on the honor roll to Parnell Baker. Schoonover, Mary M.-My trips to Chi- cago to my little sis.