Martinsburg High School - Triangle Yearbook (Martinsburg, WV)

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QL ,Ad m l M. H. S. EDITION OF THE TEN COMMANDMENTS. I shalt study only upon special occasions. Ishalt not permit my roommate to study when I am in the room. I shalt borrow anything I may require. I shalt forget to return all borrowed articles. Ishalt sing, whistle or play the phonograph whenever I please, be it midnight or daybreak. - I shalt leave all the doors wide open while doing the above mentioned. I shalt leave in ruins every room that I enter into. I shalt break the neck of anyone who ruins my room. I shalt attend the movies' every night in order to further my education. Ishalt, when there is nothing else to do, pound upon the walls or stamp upon the floor. Prof. Boone: Just think-man has learned to fly. Sam Felker: Yes, but he can't sit on a barbed wire fencefl How are you getting along at school, Henry? asked the father. Fine, answered the son. I have learned to say 'thank you' in French. Good, came back the father, that's more than you ever learned in English. Daughter: Yes, I've graduated, but now I must inform myself in psy- chology, philosophy, bibli- Practical Mother: StopI I have arranged for you a thorough course in roastology, boilology, stitchology, darnology, patchology, and general domestic hustleology. Now get on your working clothesologyf' The more than usual lack of interest among the students that morning had got under the professor's skin. Class is' dismissed, he said, exasperateclly. Please don't flap your ears as you go out. Saddest Story of the Month is about the fellow who decided to increase his vocabulary by learning three new words a day, and after a week nobody knew what he was talking about. seventy-eight

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