Martinsburg High School - Triangle Yearbook (Martinsburg, WV)

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24-I think I shall pin myself to a star. Seniors-qinvitations-belts and three more months. Freshies learn from Bill Fiery what socks are used for. 28- Yo-yo and a bottle of - Pedagogues alarmed-everything yo- yoing. Well, knock me over. Hagerstown sinks 'em through. MARCH 4- Who's who in America? Winners of M. H. S.'s Who's who contest. 6-Juniors are fast becoming true citizens under Miss Chambers. Star Spangled Banner. 12-They can talk after all. All aboard for Shepherdstown. l7-For once Freshmen look like other students. Green. l8-Democracy class discovers that milk comes from cows. Doug Myers de- cides to continue his schooling at Storer College. Very interesting! 24-Tom Abbott becomes blacksmith: trys shoeing a colt. I mean Margaret Lemon lost her heel. 28-Exotic perfume or pole cat? Neither. Gray Silver and onions. 31- Our names are Snyder and Cook. Well, ain't 'at sumpin'. APRIL 1-Everyone feels at home. 4-Seniorsare becoming more and more nervous. Reports again. 4-5-Miss Bitner leads a wild life for once. 9- Birds of a feather flock together. Musicians do also. Homer and Kath- erine working in harmony. lO-l l-Dot Martin loves another! Governor's Daughter. 14-Wonders will never cease to happen! Miss Reger vacates While Mrs. Reger assumes library responsibility. - l7-22-We give the Bunny a chance to display himself. MAY 7- There's music in the air! Katherine Hare presents musical program in keeping of Music Week. l6-Believe it or not! See Gib McKoWn as a returned soldier. In other Words, Quality Street is found in M. H. S. I 29- The Love Parade -Junior-Senior Prom. JUNE 1--Baccalaureate Sermon. All Quiet on the Western Front. 5-I shall soon close my eyes to the Wicked World. Commencement! I !! Immortal Gods! My eyes are blurred: I can look back no longer! I gog I'm going--gone!!! ' seventy-four

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Zganniib am .Az-Qi -aeasiig NP- ' agaaefsfef' --1 A 12 Fx I Now Laugh Gray Silver: I never drink out of a bottle after my girl. Tom Abbott: l'Why not? Unsanitary? Gray: UNO. There's never anything left. Madge Fitzpatrick Cto porterj 2 How long will the next train be? Porter: Engine and six cars. ' Madge: You're smart aren't you? Porter: No, ma'am, Smarts gone home for dinner. Mary Miller Qlooking in the dictionaryl : What comes after K , Jack? Jack Rind: Jimmie Alonzo, a sentence with the word Hsenorf' Sure I senor old man drunk last night. TWO WHITE RABBITS CHATTER Grove: Hey, egg, what is spinach? Laise: It's the language they speak in Spain. Grove: 'II have a suit for everyday of the week. Laise: 'iLet's see them. Grove: This is it. Laise: I'm twenty-one today but I can't vote. Grove: O, Why not? Laise: There's no election on. Grove: Can you loan me five dollars? Laise: Sure. Would you rather have an old five or a new one? Grove: A new one, of course. Laise: Here is the one and I'm four dollars ahead. Grove: You know I can't swim. Laise: Why not? Grove: Because I'm not in water. Dot Staples: Buy a seal for the benefit of the Red Cross? Roy Downey: Very worthy organization, but I cannot afford a seal. Dot: 'iBuy just one seal, please. ,, Roy: If I bought it I couldn't feed it. seventy-six