Martinsburg High School - Oriole Yearbook (Martinsburg, NE)

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JOKES Freshxnan: Please, mama, let me ga out tonight. Soph.: May I go out tonight? the show is over at ten. Junior: I'm going out tonight, Dad. Senilr: Goodnight, folks, I'll bring inthemi.lk. 4- 4- 4- 4- Darrell fstudying math at recessj Do you retire a loan? Shirley: No, I sleep with mama. 4- It 4- It Werner: Is a sheep the dumbest of .animals ? Ann: Yes, my lamb. 4- -r 4- 4- The tragedy of the flea is that he knows for certain all his children will go to the dogs. QI 4- 4- 4- Some girls are afraid of mice. Others have ugly legs. It 4- 4 4 Hansen: When should a man be buried with military honors ? Carroll: Er, -I think, when he's dead, iSn't it? 4- 4- 4- 4- Afoolandhis moneyaresome party! 4- It It 4- Hanson: With patience, a man can do anything. Roger: Hal I suppose a mancan carry water in a sieve by using patience. Hanson: Sure he can. All he has to do is wait till it freezes. if li 4- It Bob Mc: I'm going to kiss you and kiss you and kiss you! Marianne: That would only be three times. 4- if It It , Lavern: Does your doll say mama when you squeeze it? Jeanette: No, my do1l's educated. She says Oh boy l when you squeeze her. The unlucky butcher backed into his meat-slicing machine and got a little behind inhis work. 4- 4- 4- 4- Mr. Harder: Di-dn't I see you kiss my daughter, young man? Willis: I-Iow would I know? Do you think I'd be gawking around when I was doing it? 4- 4- ft 4 Salesman: These are very strong shirts, madam. They simply laugh at the laundry. Mrs. White: I know that kind. I had some that CB-UIC back with their sides split. 4- 4- sr 4- A little second-grader came running up to Iohnnie Schnltz.. One of those boys said some nasty words! he ex- clairned. What were they? asked john. Oh, I ean't tell you, he answered, They weren't fit for a lady or gentlemen to hear. Then tell them to Mr. Hanson , ans- wered Johnnie. 4- 4- if if The little rnoran ate sorne uranium and died of the atomic aehe. 4- 4- It if Bob A.: What are you drawing, Maxine? Maxine: A picture of an atorn. Bob: But no-one knows what an atom looks like. Maxine: Well, they will when I get through 4 if It 4- Miss Kamrathg This is the fifth time you've had to stay after school this week! What have you to say? Stephen: I'm glad it's Friday. 4- 4- 4- 4- That was certainly a dirty trick! said Duane as ne watched a frog turn a back- somersault in,the Inud.. 4- if 4- 4- Never play euchre with a one-armed man. He will always hold a lone hand. Llthoqlephod I loud by WLLIWOITII IROTIIIII lelooll-no, lo.. ll I I

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