Martin High School - Martinian Yearbook (Goodsprings, AL)

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WHAT WILL BE . . . WILL BE? With all this talk about atomic bombs, missiles, Angola, the heartbreak of psoriasis, etc. , I am hesitant to predict the future c the class of '76 , but maybe we can straighten things out. Colin Kelley will become President of the United States . . . but only when the system of the popular vote becomes obsolete Elizabeth Whitten will become the first woman president . . . of New Guinea. Not long afterwards there will be a great migra tion from New Guinea to Nigeria. Gwin Arnold will become the star of the terrifying motion picture BROKEN JAWS. Grove Thomas will create a miracle of a sandwich, the Bogie-Wogie Hoagie . . . one bite and you can't sit still. Speaking miracles, Mike Mason's body will finally catch with his feet. Rose Sanford will set the house on fire at Madison Square Gardenl with her tap-dancing act . . . she tapped on a match. Greg Key will buy a new car that shares his bad habits. They botl smoke, drink, and have a hard time getting started in the mornings. Jimmy Williams will get a degree in psychologically self oriented mental disorders . . . after all he's always been an expert. Rita Thacker, another medically-minded person, wil become a registered nurse . . . SOIIY-I0-Say she forgot to register for medicine. Debbie Gravette will become a wealthy pharl macist and develop a cure for polystetophymaside , but later finds there is no such disease . . . but not to worry, she invents the disease for the cure. In my crystal ball I can see another rich person. It is Billy Millwood, the well-known oil millionaire . . corn oil, that is. The Grooms' twins will each start a new fad: Linda, in women's fashionsg Brenda, in cookery. Linda believe that clothes should be natural . . . such as grape-vine smocks and turnip green jeans. Brenda believes that food should stand ou when you taste it . . . like sea-sand soup, mustard-meal mash, and cracked chicken. One day you might see someone working away at a car motor and covered in grease . . . but if you get a glimpse of red on top, you'll know you've found Albert Black- well. Patsy Morrow will open a coffee shop on Hatt Hill and call it Hat-a-Cup. Bill Lollar will finally be recognized as 2 great flyer . . . one day he will go hill-jumping on his motorcycle and find out he is going the wrong way when his bike goe: off and leaves him flying in mid-air. Karen Key will become a famous portrait painter, since she is the only one who paint: portraits of people from outer space. Larry Key will become the lead drummer, after ten years, of the Philharmonic Orchestr he created so he could be lead drummer. Barbara Sadberry will become a famous grower of roses . . . after a few years sh discovers that life is not a bed of roses when she finds a petunia growing in her flower beds. Scot Tree Sanford will follow i . the footsteps of Dave DeBUSHer. Christy Rosser will become a translator for the UN and get everyone so confused that they'll have to get a translator to translate her translation. Mike Yielding will take over a beauty salon in downtown Jasper and then forget where it is. David Key will experience a sudden spurt of growth and become the tenth Wilt Chamberlain . . . a lon time fron now. Denise Mills, while working on her atomic-polarized sub-energy solar-lunar missile, will blow up half th European continent . . . but never fear, Vickie Key is there ready to sew the pieces back together . . . a small problem occurs when she gets Switzerland too close to the Equator and the Alps melt. Dennis Stevens steps in to solve this problem by mending the damage with indoor-outdoor carpet. Danny Henderson will sign up for the Kansas City Chiefs and after a week will be traded to the Bay City Rollers because his notes fly faster than his feet. Terry Perkins will become president of Maxwell House Coffee the first day on the job and become known as lnstant Perk. David McBride will start a new company known as Rattles- nake Distillery . . . he then loses his patent for distilled rattlesnakes. There are some travelers in this group, my crystal ball tells me. Norman Dunn went to Hiroshima for a year and when he got back became known as the Beat Ten Bombshell. Phyllis Perry will open a horse ranch in Cuckooland, Australia, and win the 1999 Cuckoo Derby. Jeff O'Rear, after yearning for the warm blue Pacific Ocean will move to California to get closer to the o'front. Sheila Perry will move to Snail City, Siberia, and become known as Super-Speed the Typist. Even though my predictions are 99.99070 accurate, I wouldn't believe any of the above. By the way, I think we'll lose the war in Vietnam and Richard Nixon will resign. CThe above was an unpaid nonpolitical announcement.J Colin Kelley Denise Mills 108

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