Marshall University - Chief Justice Yearbook (Huntington, WV)

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Answer Key 1. a. c. d. 2. a. c. 3. a. d. 4. a. c. d. 5. a. c. d. Your mind is a little abstract, but you ' re headed in the right direction. (3 points) You ' re obviously one of the 24 med students. (2 points) What are you, a plumber? (1 point) You know who you are. (4 points) There are worse places he could have scraped. (4 points) Sounds like some kind of religion, doesn ' t it? (1 point) And once you realize those tastes, you know what to avoid. (2 points) That ' s not culture so much as trying to impress someone. (3 points) By force. No vacancies in that hotel. (4 points) Yes, but other colleges and high schools help out there. (3 points) Blame that on conditions at Marshall. (2 points) Don ' t believe everything you read on T-shirts. ML) filled only the tiny space it was allotted, and those seats were placed somewhere near the ozone layer. (1 point) Up with professors who believe academics can exist alongside athletics. (3 points) Professors, it is written, were once students. Some habits die hard. (2 points) Partying should not affect attendance. Students handle that. (1 point) True, but he must be careful not to show it. Otherwise, you ' ll want to call him by his first name. (4 points) Obviously you ' re a student; otherwise, you ' d have an elevator key. (2 points) If you ' ve ever had anyone tell you about the night before, you know you ' re better off not knowing. (1 point) So, you ' re here for the beer. (3 points) Yes, yes, yes. And if all the world loves a lover, does it romance a romantic? (4 points) 6. a. There ' s nothing wrong with a dry keg that some money won ' t solve. (1 point) b. That ' s closer to doomsville than depression. (2 points) c. Believe it. (4 points) d. You ' ve spent too much time studying for finals. (3 points) 7. a. You ' d better believe - and appreciate - it. (4 points) b. Your parents obviously have money to throw around. (3 points) c. If that ' s what you ' re after, try the roller skating rink - it ' s cheaper. (1 point) d. If you believe that, there ' s this swampland for sale ... (2 points) 8. a. Your patience and willpower are to be admired. (3 points) b. Just can ' t wait, can you? (2 points) c. A well-chosen combination of drinking and nature. (4 points) d. What, a beautiful day and you ' re going to waste it inside? (1 point) e. You ' re very perceptive since beer has been outlawed in Ritter Park. (5 points) 9. a. You need psychological help. (1 point) b. That ' s Security, but what are they securing? (4 points) c. Hopelessly paranoid. If someone wants in, a lock is little protection. (2 points) d. So, go out and get a job, you lazy bum. (3 points) 10. a. Wrong. Louisville already knew how to give sucker punches. (2 points) b. WV-Who? (3 points) c. Especially since they didn ' t hire him. (1 point) d. Joe McMullen. (4 points) 41-34 33-26 25-19 18-10 Grading Scale Obviously you cheated and looked at the answers. A true student til death or p overty do you part. You ' re too smart to be wasting your time here. Obviously you didn ' t understand the questions; try again. II

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11. Define RA: a. A narcotics agent. b. An individual employed by the university to act as a mother substitute. c. A ratified amendment. d. The Egyptian sun god. 12. Which dorm is most conducive to life? a. South Hall. b. Twin Towers. c. Hodges Hall. d. Buskirk Hall. e. Laidley Hall. 13. 14. Define panty raid: a. Bug spray for women ' s undies. b. Male version of a jock raid. The World War II siren that sounded warning to the population of a bombing run by a squadron of German C-2 Panties. An old country phrase for sneaking food out, i.e., raiding the panty. What is a landlord? a. The devil in disguise. b. The guy who forgot to tell you about the rapist next door. c. A necessary evil encountered in the escape route from the dorm. d. The guy who gets you out of bed at one minute after midnight the day the rent is due. 11. a. You must be paranoid. (2 points) b. Yeah, but try asking them for the car sometimes. (3 points) c. You ' ve been taking too many political science courses. (1 point) d. Close; they both burn the hell out of you and disappear at night. (4 points) 12. a. Even opening the chastity belt didn ' t help. (1 point) b. Did you know no fire ladder can reach higher than the seventh floor? (1 point) c. As long as benches exist, that place will be hazardous. (1 point) d. If you can ' t remember it ' s not West Hall anymore, how can it be a decent place to live? (1 point) e. Where? (1 point) f. That ' s right, it ' s a trick question and you should have written a note to the outside that none of the above are correct. (4 points) 13. 14. a. b. You ' ve been watching too many commercials, and let ' s not hear any jokes about crabs. (2 points) Few people realize that women started it all with jock raids and men just took credit for the idea. (4 points) You ' ve been wrapped up in too many war movies. (1 points) Close, but you ' d better have your eyes checked. (3 points) What a ridiculous answer. (2 points) And that ' s not all he forgot to tell you about. (3 points) Okay, dorm residents, you just wait. (1 point) Isn ' t it a shame he ' s not as prompt about everything else. (4 points)