Marshall University - Chief Justice Yearbook (Huntington, WV)

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Each individual must decide if it ' s worth it However, it is not fair to saddle the Board of Regents, the Legislature or Marshall ' s administration with such an apparent misallocation of financial and moral support. The majority of Marshall ' s popula- tion either must be satisfied with the situation or too preoccupied to take an interest. In a breakdown of student fees, $18.55 out of $73.30 goes to intercolle- giate athletics. But no dissident opin- ion was voiced when an additional $1.70 for athletics was approved. An increase was also approved for Marshall ' s residence halls - an addi- tional $39.13 per semester was added to the $837.50 for Towers. $793 for Buskirk. and $784.50 for Laidley. Hodges and South. On the other hand, Marshall exper- ienced several new developments dur- ing the academic year. The first 34 med school students began classes in January. Ground was broken for Aca- demic Building B. Earth samples were taken as the first step in the construc- tion of the multi-purpose athletic fa- cility. But the basic problems haunting Marshall ' s population remain. Living conditions in the dormitories sagged to even more decadent depths. Com- muters were still plagued with the dai- ly dilemma of finding a place to park. A state institution possessing all the inherent follies accompanying aca- demic emphasis, Marshall opens its doors to all who care to take up resi- dence in its hallowed halls of higher education. Has it all been worth it? Only each individual student can decide. WW Introduction

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student No. (Do NOT Write Your Name) Student Analysis 101 Final Exam Instructions: Mark your answers on the test card provided. Do NOT write on this test sheet. Each answer has an established point value. You should not find the full 15 minutes allotted for this test necessary for completion. 1. What is a joint? a. A business establishment where you can get a beer. b. The area between your calf and thigh. c. The section of pipe under the sink that always leaks. d. A homemade cigarette that smells like burning rope. 2. What is culture? a. The stuff the doctor scrapes off your throat. b. The beliefs, social forms, and material traits of a civilization. c. Realizing the accepted tastes in fine arts and humanities. d. Drinking beer out of a glass. 3. What is the house that Marshall filled? a. Twin Towers. b. The unemployment office. c. The Health Center. d. WVU ' s coliseum. 4. A good instructor: a. Called off class for the MU-WVU basketball game. b. Enjoys a good party. c. Misses class occasionally. d. Cares about the student. 5. Happiness is: a. A working Smith Hall escalator. b. Being able to remember the night before. c. A full keg. d. A sad song. 6. Depression is: a. A dry keg. b. Thinking the rabbit died. c. Finals week. d. The era between 1929 and 1941. 7. College is: a. The all-too-brief period between high school graduation and real life. b. Living high on the hog. c. Stomping grounds for the ever-elusive prey - a mate. d. The educational institution wherein an individual may obtain the necessary skills for a productive, happy, and (hopefully) profitable career. 8. What would you rather do on a sunny day? a. Go to Ritter Park and drink beer. b. Drink beer and go to Ritter Park. c. Drink beer, go to Ritter Park, and drink beer. d. Drink beer, drink beer, and drink beer. e. None of the above. 9. What does Security mean to you? a. A warm blanket. b. Big guys in funny clothes who take your booze at football games. c. A locked door at night. d. Not owning anything worth stealing. 10. Who is Joe McMullen? a. The boxing instructor for Louisville. b. The public relations director for WVU. c. The start of something big for Syracuse. d. Who cares. 10