Marion University - Marionette Yearbook (Marion, IN)

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ASSISTANT FACULTY CLYDE J. MARTIN BERNICE ELLINGWOOD Director of Physical Education Bookkeeper and Secretary to Treasurer LUCILE PHILLIPS, A. B. Academy Instructor in English HOWARD BAILEY, A. B. Academy Instructor in History ELSIE F. GIBBS MARIE WILSON Assistant Instructor in Biology Secretary to Dean of Divinity School PAUL E. BAILEY, B. S. in Ed. Assistant Instructor in Chemistry NAOMI DERICKS Secretary to President and Registrar

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FACULTY JOHN D. WILLIAMS Treasurer REV. EDWARD SMITIIEE Pastor of College Church JOHN II. AYERS Field Representative A. B. Des Moines University B. S. in Ed. Marion College A. M. University of Cincinnati (Summer 19.34) MRS. LEONA DAILEY Matron of Teter Hall DANIEL BAKER Superintendent of Grounds

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SENIORS’ SECRET AMBITIONS After eonsiderable discreet questioning, the following .facts have been secured: “Gene” Kierstead, our doughty President, reveals the fact that he desires, for one thing, to be left alone by the fair sex-“Pore Gene”-Then, too, Gene entertains the secret desire to some day be President of the A. S. AT. (The Association of Superannuated Ministers). “Bob” Earle says that he hopes to some day pose for the Quaker, on Quick Quaker Oats. From very authentic sources comes the news that Eileen Macy has aspriations of being a housewife. Maybe she’ll invite us over for a piece of cherry pie sometime, eh? Long, lanky, sleepy, dreamy Eber Hobson, when questioned about his secret ambition, named several, such as teaching music- in the University of Alabama, running a “hot dog” stand in the Chicago loop, etc. Finally, however, after many questions had been answered he said that he hoped to be a radio “crooner.” The only desire found hidden in Marvin Jones’ thoughts is that he might be “just Elmer. ’ ’ That Buckeye girl, Ruth Taylor, wishes to become a second Paderewski, or is it Stokowsy, whichever, but at any rate she aspires to be a world-renowned pianist. Paul Bailey says he plans to be a great scientist, and is going to form a theory that will put Einstein’s “Theory of Relativity” in the shade. We have often wondered what thoughts were hidden in the quiet personality of Mary Frances Shambaugh. But say, folks,—you should hear what her ambition is—can you guess? She wants to write a book entitled “Etiquette for College Seniors.” 1ST. Melvin Ault, the very name sounds austere. As near as we can tell “ Nolie ” desires to take the place of Will Rogers and “carry on” for the dear old U. S. A. Beulah Jones hasn’t been the same since the breaking up of the “Old Maids Club.” She still has ambitions of organizing and becoming President of a countrywide organization to be known as “The Old Maid’s Club of America, Ltd.” Harold Porter intends to carve a niche for himself in the Hall of Fame as the second Barney Oldfield, the great auto racer. That’s a nice speedy, modern ambition. Helen Tomlinson, known to many as “Tommy”, expresses the desire of being the first American woman to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel. Here’s a shocking one—Marvin Michaelson has the ambition, hidden away in the in¬ nermost part of his heart, of sometime being known as “Big Bad Mike, Public Enemy Num¬ ber one of Chicago.” Marjorie Farley reveals a deepseated desire to be a dictator—no, not of the U. S.— just of her own little “nest.” Salesman Sam? Well not quite. But Vernon Yousey does hope to someday sell real estate on the Moon. Marie Wilson thinks that a “home” in the Hills of North Carolina would be nice. She wants to spend her life in one grand song. Joseph Leach, good old Bishop—Joe thinks he would like to be another “Billy” Sunday or “Bud” Robinson. Kay Mayne hopes to rival Kate Smith not in size, but in popularity. Lester Brunner has one ambition and that is that someday he will know Sight Singing so well that he can teach some poor “ignoramus” the essentials. Lucile Philips is surely doomed ! to be a historian. Perhaps she can do the present ad¬ ministration full justice in a text book for future students of American History. Harold Wiswell lias a very (?) secret ambition of some day marrying and settling down. “Oh, I didn’t know that!” Wonder who the lucky girl might be? Glwadys Davies has always felt so sorry for children that she hopes to establish an or¬ phanage for children of disabled mathematicians. Franklin Chant has a personal ambition toward an M. D.—but don’t tell Prof. Young. M. E. J.