Manual High School - Mirror Yearbook (Peoria, IL)

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The iBeuria iBetsistet June 30. I930 NEXT WEEK'S CARD BAKE YOUR MINCE PIES At The With ORJESTIDROME METZ MINCE-MEAT The Famous Vampire HAZEL FLORINE Will Run all Week In A PAIR OF PINK PAJAMASH Subscribe For THE KNAUGHTY KNICKLE NEWS Funnies, Fact and Fiction. Any kind of stories you want. L. EISFELD PUBLISHING CO. CONFESSIONS OF A WIFE Wrillen by Hersebf CApoIogies5 Will appear in cereal form in our follow- ing issues. The weII-known authoress, Bernice Higgins, has prepared this work. Beginning Nevt Week This Paper Will Feature An ADVICE TO THE LOVELORN COLUMN After great difliculty we persuaded Miss Edna Conklin to conduct it for us. On Sale al all Grocers. WEINSTEIN WEINERS In Their Summer Jackets Are very appetizing. Ben Weinstein Delicatessen Co. LEARN TO DANCE at the select Dancing Academy of Kennedy 8: Randles. Private or Public lessons. Prices reasonable. Moonlight Waclltzes. A v. NO MORE FRECKLES MarIowe's Marshmellow Cream guaranteed to remove all mar- ring spots in the complexion. . TRI-AN-SEE STUBER'S STOCK FARM. PATTON'S PENNY PICKLES FOR SALE AT ALL GROCERS 157 VARIETIES. ALL DIFFERENT THE J. PATTON PICKLE CO. A Senior's Book Shelf. Paradise Lost ............ Flunking Seniors. The Dawn of Tomorrow . . .Commencement Over the Top ............. Graduates The Rough Road . . . The Crisis ....,.... .... . . .Four Years' Struggle Through Manual. Final Examinations. Paradise Regainedn. . ..., Graduation. A-Exchange. DOC CUPID CAMPBELL. Roaming about the halls of our dear old school, the curiosity seeker is sure to come upon a worried-looking young man with red cheeks and soft dark hair, coming out of a door somewhere, and walk- ing swiftly but quietly down the hall. One might think he was a detective, because he has a preoccupied look and the wrinkles of a deep thinker upon his brow. I-Ie always has a book under his arm and a Manual or two stuck in a pocket somewhere. Certain people who are on The Manual Staff run the other way when they see him coming. Like the sign, There's a Reason , he is I-Iis I-Ionorabullity, the Editor. Now this young man strikes you as a bashful Romeo, but Iet a young lady smile at him on his cruise down the avenue, and he straightway has some very important Man- ual business to transact with her. Hence his nickname-4 Cupid. Page 31

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June 30, 1930 The Eenria Retsister WANT ADS. WANTED-A Maid. Family of two. Work light and easy. Every afternoon and evening out. Can use parlor to entertain morning callers. Home cooking. Apply Helen Wilton. I BUY everything in the line of JUNK. Also good second-hand hay culti- vator for sale. Full line of second- hand peanuts. Only used once. Call XI3. L. BLOTNER 81 BRO., Zll Moss Ave. WANTED-Hired Man, to work on Farm. Must be silent and sober. Light work, good eats. Flivver fur- nished free. Apply by proxy. WANTED-Airplane Mechanic and Chauffer. One who can crank his engine in mid-air without ringing any church bells. Apply L. STRONG. LOOKS LIKE IT SMELLS LIKE IT TASTES LIKE IT ONLY IT'S BETTER That's BUD WEISSER'S BREW On lap in all drug slares. KILL YOUR FLYS With HAMANN'S HANDY HAMMER One stroke of the Handy Hammer is guaranteed to dispose of any fly, no matter what his size. Price two-bits. HAMANN-COUSINS COMPANY Hardware and Things Like Thai. MOONLICHT ON THE WATER Take Your Best Girl Kanoeing If you can't Kanoe, our expert Kanoe- ist, Ed. Stuntz, will help you out. THE KARL KANOE COMPANY Up the River THE LATEST SONGS Are Always on Sale at KLATT, BUBB 61 LIND CO. Music in any form style or quantity. Terms: Strictly cash. No notes. KYLE'S KAT FARM All makes and sizes of Katz for sale. Kom early and Katch your Kat. 9 Kitten St. Tom, Ill. KURLEY'S KURL KITCHEN Kom in and get your Kurls Fancy Hair-Dressing and Marinello Shop E. BOYD, Chief Kurler Pa NEWS JUST RECEIVED FROM EUROPE Londonfldester Walmsley, tutor to the Prince of Wales, put her name in- delibly upon the pages of history here today, and was immediately discharged. The King says books are too expensive to be marked up in this manner. ParisfTerzile Moehlenpah, the well known artist, was surprised when burg- lars entered her home here last night. She frightened them away by making a noise like an infant. Pekin-The whole city is in deep mourning. Miss Edna Ames has suc- cumbed to the wiles of mere man, an incurable disease. Her friends extend sympathy. Pottstown-The whole city watched the election returns come in here last night. Laura Staebler was elected mayor amid wild acclaim. Podunk-Miss Nellie Ryan startled the natives here today by appearing with long hair. Dip Vanswinkle, the oldest inhabitant says he remembers when women all wore long hair, but Dip is getting pretty old, and there is ques- tion as to the veracity of this. PrincevilleiMiss Marie Spindler was hauled in last night for speeding, and reckless driving. lt was alleged she killed six chicken hawks in her mono- Hight. Miss Spindler says she was only going 95 per, and not l50 as the village cop says. The speed limit is IOO over this town, so beware ye tourist. ROESER 8: SWANSON Commission Merchants Special Sale of One-Eyed Potatoes today at half price. Come early and bring your flivver. LET KAMPBELL KURE YOUR KOW DR. W. E. CAMPBELL Specialist in Bovine Diseases 2l0 Milk St. Don't Miss THE FASHION SHOW Beginning at 9:00 P. X. at the FASH FURNITURE CO. Funny Fashions Furnished Freely. ge 30

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